Hi /adv/
I can't stop masturbating to my female friend. Whenever I try doing it to something else the moment before I cum, thoughts of her flood my mind. Will it end? What should I do?
It'll never end. You'll be 80 years old masturbating to your female friend.
>>17523834
I am that friend, and I didn't think you would bring this to 4chan of all places
You've started associating her with orgasms. As long as you continue to think of her, this will continue to be reinforced.
If you want to break out of it, actively think about something else. Even if you still slip up at the end, you are making progress. Try to hold thoughts of other people in your head for longer each time. Start to disassociate her with sex and orgasm.
I think I've screwed up. I've been going through college to be a computer science major, using scholarships and grants to avoid loans, and have about 1 year until I get my B.S.
I have maintained a 4.0 the entire time. But I have no reasonable clue what I'm doing. I've been getting by with good short term memorization skills and pattern recognition. I have passed all Cals with A's and can't freaking remember how to use log.
Long stupid rant just to ask how the hell I get better at actually retaining knowledge rather than memorizing then throwing it away when its not "important".
>>17523805
You'll be fine, most of college isn't applicable to the real world since most of it is either outdated or not relevant.
All a degree does is prove to an employer that you can see a long difficult task to the end and that you may have some relevant knowledge.
>>17523823
cunt that isn't the point, he wants to learn it
>>17523805
stop using the internet for a month. seriously. go longer if you can. if you can do that you probably won't want to come back for much. reduce your reliance on your "external memory," i.e. planners, wikipedia, notes, etc., and start using your built-in one. use it or lost it, my friend. if you want, you can try intentionally creating a system of synesthesia to use to aid memory recall. research the method of loci. in terms of non-artificial memory, i.e. the kind of memory that isn't a skill you can learn like the MoL is, you're basically fucked. using it more might bring it up to baseline if you raped it with constant internet novelty and relying on googling things instead of trying to remember them, but you're pretty much capped by your genes. unless you aren't. I don't fucking know, I already have an inhumanly good memory.
if you want to go the chemical route, get some modafinil. learn the symptoms of ADHD and go to a doc or psych who's liberal with his prescriptions. ask around to find one. repeat ADHD symptoms and acquire modafinil. I'd recommend going with whatever he tells you about first for a month or so. you can just flush it if you want. next visit, tell him you stumbled across this med called modafinil and explain why you think it would be useful for your symptoms. enjoy your godly memory.
>>17523805
By teaching the material to someone.
woke up and felt like my eye is heavier. checked out in the mirror and ser this, what do?
>>17523769
This happened to me, I somehow had conjunctivitis. My eye was puffy and itchy. It was also blurry and there was green goo, it burned too. If you start experiencing more symptoms like that, go to a doctor, trust me.
>>17523788
it isnt itchy nor blurry and what the fuck there could be green goo? also check em
kinda looks like swelling from an allergic reaction. it'll probably go away on its own.
very unlikely you had a stroke and it doesn't look like that lol but can you smile like normal?
so my manager at work is basically a slave
>19
>lives next to work
>no friends
>underpayed as fuck
>not a lot of family
I told her if she wanted to quit her job and sue the boss for underpaying her that I would have her back
but now it looks like she fell for the boss' "look at all the things I do for you" line, and she might drop the case
she's out at least 3K over 18 months
I just dont know how to get through to her that she's being used, they tell her "we're like family", then they take all her money
if my boss gets away with underpaying people it robs people of the opportunity to make a living wage
>>17523763
its not your fucking problem and you cant fix it. move on.
>>17523767
I think it is my problem
I've lost two jobs in a row because my boss wouldn't pay me a legal wage
it's an endemic issue in my community
and also I think it's my duty to stand up for people who are being taken advantage of
whether or not I can fix it, that is a more complex issue
you haven't explained shit about how she's being taken advantage of.
"i should totally be paid more because i work hard and sacrifice a lot" is not a legal case.
what's she being paid, and what's minimum wage where you live?
How do I deal with my schizophrenic girlfriend? My girlfriend and I just moved in together. Things go well most of the time but times like tonight things get bad. She just accused me of moving the shower head from one wall to another and thinks she still lives in New York instead of the small town we live in. She even asked where her (long dead) cats were. I finally got her to bed and it usually clears up by morning when she sleeps, but I'm still worried.
>>17523745
You don't stick your dick in crazy, son.
If you had brains, you'd pull the eject handles immediately. But something tells me that you aren't going to do that.
You want to spend your life cleaning up a crazy bitch's messes and dealing with her crazy shit, that's on you.
kick her out/dump her.
And don't worry about her, some dumb white knight will come along and pick up where you left off.
You need to look out for yourself.
>>17523896
>But something tells me you aren't going to do that
You're right, I'm not. "Don't stick your dick in crazy" isn't very helpful advice. Say for example it was my brother or sister. What advice would you have then? Dump them on their ass on the curb and tell them to get fucked?
>tfw you fucked your roommates girlfriend raw
>tfw she texts you, then calls you to scream at you that she has "chlamydia"
>Panics because my roommate is a stocky motherfucker, who looks like across between Comic Book guy and Peter Griffin
>mfw I've only been living here since August
How fucked am I? Like, I'm seriously freaking out.
>>17523716
lie through your teeth. "i never fucked her. why would i do that? you're my fucking roommate. jfc"
>>17523732
>>17523732
honestly this
just pray that he doesnt check her texts or she shows them to him
if he starts to wallop on you call the police and steal his shit while he is in jail
>>17523732
Flat out deny that it happen or act shocked?
Friend of mine started going to university about 2 years ago now and started smoking weed religiously, every single day for the past 2 years.
It's become a complete downward spiral for him to a point where I'm really worried about his mental health. He's talked about suicide numerous times and often gets irritable/mad as shit when he goes without a smoke.
It's pretty depressing watching him piss his life away over this shit, he talks a lot about how he's going to change and start studying hard/cut down on weed but it never pans out that way and he continues to be unmotivated to do anything other than drugs, more recently he's talked about switching weed for benzos, which in my eyes is a lot worse.
How do I help him stop or cut down? I just want my friend back
>>17523708
I feel like weed is so harmless on the surface that the person has to really want to stop themselves
I'm 24 and have smoked weed every day since I was like 15. I'm in grad school and weed's worst effect on me has probably that it makes me somewhat forgetful about small stuff and not very punctual. My major is pretty "weed friendly" you could say though
despite my avid marijuana usage i would never recommend someone else to use as much as i do
>>17523708
im high rite now
>>17523708
Some people just crawl into a bong and that's it.
I have a friend that started smoking weed in college, he graduated and then was a pizza delivery guy until his 40's. Now he's a night manager at a chain restaurant.
IDK why, it wasn't like he was abused or anything, just a regular suburban kid who got good grades until he married Mary Jane.
I need advice about vaping but don't want to write it all out unless I know some people here vape and can maybe give good advice
guess adv doesn't vape. also why are my pics always upside down or sideways.
>>17523683
i vape but have no advice. put the juice in the box and press the button. get nicotine. end.
>>17523726
it's harsh and tastes bad. cleaning it out and changing the coil fixes it for like a few hours then it's back. i'm burning through coils like crazy and it's getting expensive.
Hey /adv/
I'll make this quick.
I got married last year, and I love my wife very much, but we haven't had sex in like 4 months and I feel like the passion we've felt for each other since we met is fading.
I thought the "hardly any sex" thing in marriages was a meme...
lol honeymoon period wore off that fast? You're fucked.
Have you gained weight or doing something that might make you unattractive?
>>17523681
>what op has to look forward to
Sorry OP, you got fucked man
>>17523655
Maybe talk to your wife instead of this message board?
"Hey honey, we haven't had sex in 4 months. What happened to us? We weren't like this before. I want us to have a good sex life. What can we do to fix it?"
it's just not that fucking hard
>Be me
>Be 21
>Finally starting college after hard work, family drama and life junk
>Start working out, going to /fit/, study hard, get over my social fears.
>Become extroverted, kinda playful yet calm. My ENFJ is showing.
>Notice the old High School system of jocks, dorks and goths/emos are gone.
>I'm the first one to speak in classes, first to sit down for lunches and not afraid to talk to others.
Okay this is my first week. How do I become popular and an all around cool guy? Pic unrelated.
Quit being a fag, seriously though if you have to ask how to be cool then you are an inherently uncool person. Stop worrying about it and just do you
>system is gone
I don't think there usually is "THE GUY" at college. Maybe some 6'4 football star that everybody likes, but still nobody really gives a fuck.
I've noticed that the real world doesn't really have "popular" people. Just some celebrities, politicians, musicians, and actors. Everybody else just blend in and mind their own business.
>>17523650
>How do I become popular and an all around cool guy?
That's a really shitty goal, and you should feel shitty for having it. Just do what YOU like to do, WHEN you like to do it, and don't EVER apologize.
Should I come out to my friend guys? No it's not coming out as gay. I know this is stupid, but I mean to come at as attracted to kids. Yes it's weird but I'm tired of these stupid pedo jokes my friend makes. It's only because he caught me staring at 2nd and 1st grade girls. Do you think his jokes will cease if he knows this for sure ?
If you're really good friends then you should probably tell them but that's the kind of shit that makes you lose friends desu.
>>17523644
Holy shit you're retarded. Do you think they're going to try to be more cognizant of your feelings? Do you think they'll be careful about jokes because you tell them you're a pedo?
No. They're going to be disgusted by you because you are disgusting. If you have not yet acted on your urges, go see a shrink who specializes in these issues. If you have already acted, eat a bullet somewhere nobody will find the body.
Don't tell your friends, but do talk to a professional if you feel that at any point you could ever act on it.
my girlfriend has a stinky pussy
she's tried to douche
and she's don't the pap test (is that the name?) everything is fine
still stinky pussy
What do
>>17523631
I heard eating pineapple can make guys cum taste sweet and a girl's pussy taste sweet, and apparently smell better. Try it out
>>17523631
would it be her eating habits? I'm pretty sure if all she ate was junk food she wouldn't smell that great.
>>17523678
organic everything. traditional Korean cooking also
Help, I have dark armpits. I always have since I was younger. I don't like wearing short sleeves because of it. Does someone know the best way to fix it? Whitening cream, waxing, lemon..?
>>17523513
laser hair removal or IPL hair removal are your best bets.
lemon? kek. if you're fair skinned then bleaching the hair can work i guess? some girls do that for their staches.
>>17523513
Whitening creams
There's a lot of controversy around using them but honestly people just get freaked out because of the name, they're totally fine, all they do is fight excess melanin production and even out your skin. You can use them anywhere that gets darker because of inflammation
>>17523535
can't or can't?
Is "see a movie and play video games at my house" OK for a first date? I have three roommates, so there's no risk of me murdering her at my house. Also, she and I both treat video games as our primary hobby, and we have chatted about games we have a mutual interest in before. A movie is obviously somewhat weird because you can't talk but i figure it is good to see one since it guarantees at least one conversation topic.
All the other dates I can think of are fucking miserable. At least it's fun to see a movie and play a game.
>>17523465
If you can pull it off, I'll be impressed.
>>17523465
>videogames
>hobby
kek
>>17523465
get lunch or coffee. chat.
go back to your place after to play your man-child vidya.
have that one roommate come in that is a superior version of you and much more attractive and have him and the girl talk.
shrink away as their sexual tension grows.
How do I talk to girls?
>>17523456
talk to them like you would your sister.
an attractive sister that you want to fuck.
makes it much easier.
>>17523456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeBiXBic3sE
>>17523456
you meet a slut and say whatup its nice to meet ya
id like to treat ya to a faygo and a slice of pizza
but im broke as fuck, and i dont get paid til the first of next month
but if your like to join me, i was about to roll this next blunt
but i aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
plus im a rapist, and a repeated prison escapist
so gimme all your money
and dont try nothin funny
cuz you know your stupid ass is too fat to try and outrun me
works every time, guaranteed