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What makes me strive to improve is the idea of finding a girl I will love and who will love me back equally or more and stay loyal to me and the idea of having a family with said girl. Also I found a lot of meaning in helping people out when they are going through tough situations and just being with friends.

>>17529652
This + Faith in God.

I strive to be as perfect as I can for my future girl.

I take care of my body through lifting, I read up on philosophy (stoicism a boss), i cook some mean dishes, i play violin and I'm a novice blacksmith.

The things I lack are social skills.

not being a faggot who asks random fuckhats gay questions like what their passions are

>>17529569
Own up to it and move on. The people who are your real friends will stick with you through this shit.

It wouldn't destroy your image among me or my SQUAAAAAD, but we're not a "group of cancerous late-teens"

why do you want cancerous people to like you anyway? they're a waste of energy, and a lazy convenience. you said yourself, none of you are even adults yet

>>17529569
Next time don't send nude pics to whores

You're a whiny little bitch, aren't you? Gee, I wonder why she didn't want to go out with you again. You sound like a keeper.

Ignore her and move on next time be more aggressive women hate habing to think or make decisions they want you as the man to take charge and do everything bc if you don't some other schmuck will women have unlimited options even the ugly ones

>>17529564
fucking crybaby

Hell yeah it should. Always those fucking toothbrushes man. I had a great chick once, she is Mexican. Had a great body and was intelligent to match. I noticed we had sex less and less. Then she just disappeared. One month later I see her on Instagram with this whore toothbrush. Fuck me man, how could I compete with this?!

Anyway, just forget about her. If she's found a toothbrush that makes her happy then there's nothing more you can do.

>>17529521
>she used a toothbrush. This makes me angry.
What. It's fucking weird, but not unheard of. What about it makes you angry? Was it because she didn't involve you? Are you the masturbation police now?

Bitches and whores, man. She's going to ride the toothbrush carousel until she finds a nice piece of floss to settle down with.

OP, you're a fucking idiot. And most likely underage.

>>17529489
The point of this kind of thing is that it's done subconsciously. Things like slipping in flirty comments as they come to you, or smiling in certain ways. Try to think about that kind of stuff when you're alone, and then just free associate in the moment

>>17529489
When you say shit like
>good to see you again!
>hey, how've you been?
>it's been nice talking to you
>we should hang out more
Say it genuinely, with more feeling than usual.
It's subtle enough but it can work.
Also, make more eye contact than usual, smile more often, check your posture, etc.

>>17529489

>So, you and your boyfriend have any plans this week?

This goes either 2 ways:
1. "I don't have a boyfriend"
2. "Yeah, we're doing this this and this bla bla bla..."

Let's assume she's single.

"I don't have a boyfriend"
>"Why not?"
"[Excuses, ranging from too busy to too shy etc]."
>Would you want one? *cheeky smile*
"maybe... if I found someone I like or something..."
>"Okay... you still didn't answer my first question though. Got any plans this week?"
At this point she should get the hint.

After that you improvise and get her number, or give her yours.

>>17529478
Excert more energy (calories) than you eat and you will lose weight regardless of if you eat Subway or not

>>17529478
I can assure you it's more about counting the calories than it is the actual product.

>>17529478
So long as your overall calorie intake is lower than your calorie expenditure you could lose weight eating nothing but butter. Don't get me wrong, it would be retarded but you could. TL:DR Yes just buy a good sub and don't touch children.

You don't have to be with him if you don't want to be, you know.

I know but I want to but then I want to be alone sometimes I'm a huge fuck up. This is my longest relationship I really don't know what to do

Every time I miss being in a relationship I spend 30mins on this board. Makes me love my life.

Jesus man you've got me scared, I've just started my first year and haven't made a single friend because I'm too shy to talk to everyone and everyone who is social is football/frat type people, idk what to tell you man other than try to go to club meetings and get involved, go to ones that have to do with your major like for me there are a bunch of engineering groups to socialize at although personally I haven't had any success meeting anyone interesting at those yet. Just try man just go out there a remember the worst thing that can happen to you is rejection, if you see someone alone at lunch go make small talk with them, ask where they're from what they did in high school, what they do now, what they do for fun, their major I mean just ask about them and hope they try to hold the conversation with you and ask about yourself. Good luck man

BTBAM has a new album?

>>17529528
I'm in for programming and all the nerdy club (video game club, anime club, magic the gathering club) all seem up my alley. I just never had the initive to sign up I guess.

>>17529455
Just tell him the truth: I want to have sex with you because you're loaded.

gr6 b6 m6. You're not quite at an 8 yet.

dun goofed.

people who are incredibly rich, often don't go around advertising it.

I go to a shitty coffee shop every morning after working out, and there is a guy in there I have small chats with occasionally and he told me he does "real estate"

I googled him later and found out he has a networth of $700 million. But you'd never know unless he told you, because he dresses like a fucking bum.

>>17529455

So, after finding out that he's loaded, now you want to go out with him.

Aren't you a gold digging cunt.

>>17529448
Move on like you should have done when she rejected you the first time.
What do you think has changed since she last turned you down?
There are plenty of other women out there, she isn't interested in you, don't hope she will magically be interested this time because she won't, you won't be a rebound, you haven't gained the life experience since she last got in and out of a relationship because you are still into her.
You are only going to get rejected again.

tl;dr move on, she isn't interested

>>17529487
This. Jesus Christ, you've been holding on for her this whole time?

>>17529448
Probably wouldn't. There's a chance that she could reconsider but don't limit yourself to this girl. If that seems like your only option then you need to get in the habit of meeting new people.

First of all, why are you with a girl who EXPECTS you to buy her stuff, especially shit that's so expensive? Especially when she asks for stuff when it's not even her birthday?
Second of all, don't buy her shit off ebay, who the fuck knows what's in those fakes.
Thirdly, spend what you're comfortable spending on her, not her whole list. If that means just one or two items, then buy her that. If that means something different and less expensive, then do that.

>inb4 women are whores who want men to buy them things
No we don't.

What makeup was it?

>>17529410
Not OP, but given the prices he's talking about and which products are popularly fake on ebay, probably something like the Naked palettes or other similar palettes.

Just tell him. Given that you've known each other for that long, I don't see it as being 'too soon' to tell him, and arbitrary rules are always stupid anyway

I mean I do see therapy, and my therapist says the same exact thing. It's just the anxiety of it all the know?

>>17529395
Considering that you have been friends for 4-5 years it isnt too soon. Just dont expect him to say it in return.

Sacrificing a virgin goat

>>17529386
Honestly, sacrificing a goat is a tack-on, and a very played out one at that.

changing your name
changing your look
shaving all your body hair so it's like you're all newborn and fresh
getting 2 pink shower curtains, then taking a shower, then exiting between them so it's like you came out of a giant pussy


or if you wanted to be a comedian about it, you could get a tattoo of a second bellybutton right next to yours

>>17529388
agreed with this, plus good luck finding a virgin goat around here

Keep this to yourself

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>>17529299

>>17529315
?????

First of all,

You're delusional if you think you're going to find "the one" with a girl since there are a shit ton of women out there

Secondly, you're even greatly delusional if you think you'll find a quality girl on a superficial dating app. Tinder is the largest cancer of this dating world; Overinflated bitches (even the fuglies) constantly being hit on by betas equally like you asking the same retarded openers so she can neglect/reject you and pick the cream of the crop and 9's/10's of her choosing.


You're practically asking to find the needle in a haystack mountain lit on fire
The Oneitis within you is pathetic my man, but it's not your fault; it's society's.

>>17529298

This is one of the most pointless posts I have ever read.

The funny thing is that you give an ego boost to the girls on tinder way more cause they have 100s of other guys hitting them up simultaneously.

>>17529298
I want to fuck some bitches on tindet. How do you know if they want your d or just leading on for attention?