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Hi /adv/. Last night (or this morning) at 4 AM, I was up playing games and talking to friends on my PC. I didn't have class that day, I won't have class until Tuesday, and I wasn't feeling tired so I decided to just pull an all-nighter.
Then my mom came in and saw me on my PC. For some reason, my mom hates my PC and the idea of me using it. She pulls the plug and tells me to go to bed, so I do. She turns off the light and leaves.
Then she comes back in and starts ranting about how ridiculous it is that I was up at 4 AM. Then she leaves. Then she walks back in and starts saying that I have a mental illness and an addiction to my PC. Then she leaves. Then she walks back in and says that I'm useless and do nothing but stay on the computer and get fatter and fatter, despite previously and constantly telling me that I'm losing weight. Then she leaves. Then she walks back in and says I think she's stupid because I read a book in 1 day but she "knows" that's not true because she "wasn't born yesterday." She leaves and reenters several more times, ranting about something incorrect each time.
Then she walks in again and decides that she's sick of my computer and she starts unplugging everything and carries my PC out of the room, saying she "knows exactly where she's going to put it" and that I will never see it again. Mind you she's talking to herself because for all she could possibly know, I was asleep. A few minutes later, she goes to bed so I get up and see that she just left it on the floor outside my room. So I take it back, plug it back in, and lock the door.
The next morning, I hear her banging on the door. At first I was gonna open it but then I remembered last night so I just stay in bed. Eventually she leaves and says that I'll "see what happens to the computer when [I] come out."
So now I'm stuck in my room. I'm starting to feel hungry but I can't go out. Also if this goes on for long, I probably won't be able to go to class. Anything I can do, /adv/?
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>>17528198
Underageb&.
Go ask reddit.
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>>17528206
Not underage, just live with my mom.
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>>17528198
thanks for the laugh m8
also your mom is right, you need to change
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How can I become more pollitcally correct at work?
apparently my main problem at work is that I'm too blunt, ie i'll say that "[this idea] is not good" when it is, instead of praising shit tier ideas and retarded things.
The issue is that sometimes I'll be able to fake it and be hypocritical for a while, then as Larry David I'll relapse and I *will* have to say what's on my mind if the discussion continues on.
How do other people do it? Like, I don't understand how you can not speak your mind and not become frustrated as fuck with your work
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>>17528192
There's nothing wrong with criticism as long as your delivery is polite enough and it's constructive. Instead of telling someone their idea is shit, suggest how to improve it or point out where its problems are. It's okay to be blunt, not okay to be a complete asshole about it.
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>>17528202
I don't even know when / if I'm an asshole when talking though.
The thing is, I feel like I'm pretty anxious and worry easily so someone propose an idea I'll immediately think about how it could go wrong, then I'll point it out "if you are in this situation, then this won't work" etc
Apparently this annoys people but at the same time I feel like I'm right and saving everyone time and money in the long run
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>>17528226
If it's only ever negative commentary, people might have developed a negative impression of you over time. Offer positive comments as well or improvement ideas to balance it out. Also, take notice of your delivery: are you truly criticizing just the idea or do you appear condescending towards the person whose idea it is, as well? If you start with something like "I think you're onto something here, but..." people won't take it quite so personally, because you sorta also complemented them.
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So I met this same amazing girl twice in two dreams (someone woke me up then I went back to sleep, had an entirely different series of events which ended in me meeting her again) but I didn't manage to get her name or exchange any sort of contact details before I woke up. From her accent she was definitely from the same country as me, just a different part. How would you go about finding and getting in touch with someone you met in a dream? Maybe tinder, okcupid, that sort of thing?
The other problem is that I'm not totally certain she wasn't the daughter of one of my patron spirits/goddesses, in which case meeting her again would require a whole other way of going about it, I imagine. I don't think minor spirits use dating websites.
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bump for help
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Paganfag get out
Reeeeeeeeee
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>>17528403
If she's a spirit and not a physical person then she's one from the Abrahamic mythos, so not pagan.
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asking out the cafeteria girl
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So there's this girl at the college cafeteria, she's really cute. What's the proper way to flirt with her or ask her out without making it rude or awkward?
I only see her if I go there when she's working. I guess I can ask her if she's studying something or whatever but I guess I can't make much conversation unless the place is empty. What should I do?
Also the fact that she has a job while I'm currently unemployed makes me more nervous about it.
Thanks
>pic semi related, in that scene the guy simply says "you are pretty, wanna go out?" and the girl from the shop says yes. I know it's just to advance the plot but do people simply ask like that in real life?
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Don't go talk to her, she is obviously working and minding her business, doing that is creepy. What if people harassed you everyday as you go throught mundane stuff. Stop reading those misogynist websites please.
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>>17528163
you are being ironic, right?
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>>17528154
Are you 6'3, handsome as fuck and loaded?
Go talk to her.
You're not? Don't bother, unless you wanna get sued for harassment.
Anyway, I dunno why you'd want to bother with talking to dumb female whores, if you wanna get laid just get a prostitute.
>>17528163
kys shitposter.
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Is it weird if I hungout with a girl then the next day ask her if she had fun?
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>>17528142
she will say yes just to be nice regardless I think
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>>17528145
This. Also yeah it's kind of weird.
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>>17528146
I texted her saying I had alot of fun and asked if she wanted to hangout again next week. I talked myself out of just straight asking her if she had fun.
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Last week my boyfriend convinced me to go to an adult movie theatre with him. He said that it would be hot to see me "mess around with another guy." He had been asking me to do it for a couple of weeks prior and I was very reluctant in the beginning but I thought it could be somewhat enjoyable and ended up agreeing. I have never wanted to have casual sex before but I thought it might be okay if someone I cared about was there with me. So we went into a small theatre and sat down a few rows from the back. Other guys slowly moved towards us from all around the theatre as he nodded them over. It ultimately turned into a gangbang. It wan't all bad but it wasn't really what I expected either. I thought there would be more women (I was literally the only one there) and I thought it would be like a couples thing. I didn't think it would be just 20+ guys having sex with me. Plus, none of them even kissed me, it was literally just sex...
On the way home he was acting strange and didn't want to kiss me goodbye and he hasn't returned my calls or contacted me since. That's almost two weeks now so I'm pretty sure that we're done. We had only been together for 4 months but I liked him a lot. I don't know why he'd ask me to do it if he didn't actually want me to do it :(.... I feel gross and I'm pretty sure that I will never be able to tell a guy that this happened without him being repulsed by me, so I'll have to keep it to myself forever. It was pretty horrible and I regret the whole thing to be honest. I wish I could go back and tell myself not to do it.
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Tip for the future: It seems less like bait if you ask for advice at the end.
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oh wow that was you.
Wow you're such a little cum bucket, with a hot little cunt.
Come back next week.
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>>17528136
You know you bf gets paid to find and bring a new girl right?
He probably got $100+ of each guy, depending on your age.
Ok. I'm "ok" in looks, height, income. Once in a while I can get a girl who is an 8/10 but they are very rare.
I dress well but I'm nerdy and beta. The best thing I have going for me is that, well, my dick is big.
I'm not even kidding, it's a normal length (7.5") erect, but it's really really girthy, and that's where the "wow" factor comes in for women.
This is an asset I have that I feel can push me over the edge to get with hotter girls... But how do I use it to get hot girls? You know when you see a guy with a girl way it of his league and the first thought is "woah he's either rich or has a massive dick" I'm the latter. But I'm sure he didn't whip his dick out to get that hot girl.
How do I use my big penis to get higher quality women?
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>>17528131
Wear tight pants.
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The idea is that you hook up with women first based on charm or whatever, and they stay around partly for your dick. Though you can indeed wear tight pants, and if the girl's not wasted as shit and you're grinding on her she'll be able to tell that you're hung.
Also FYI if you didn't exaggerate your length, that is far from normal. Internet fucks up your perception as every other guy claims to be 8", but in real life even a 7" dick is a rare exception, by far most guys are somewhere around 5-6".
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>>17528131
Wear joggers. With no under wear if you have too. They'll notice your junk at wont be able to keep their eyes away. That's when you strike or better yet, they make a comment.
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I just quitted my job because of a change in the payment method that I didn't agree with, so right now I'm looking for a new job. I'm a shitskin from Peru.
Does anyone here has experience with remote jobs? As in, working with other people over the globe designing webs and shit? Peru's work situation it's really fucking horrible (I was basically earning $200 at a month) and a simple job that earned me 5$ per hour would suffice me to live here.
Any experiences or pointers anons? Help a poorfag out.
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I hate it when people from poor countries do jobs for shit pay, because they can afford to live with that in their country. I've been trying to do freelance stuff online, but all the jobs are always taken by some indians.
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>>17528458
Sorry to hear that anon, but I really need the job. My parents are too old to get a real job so I'm the only one bringin money to the house.
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>>17528458
It's the free market, fuckward. Deal with it.
>>17528031
What skills do you have? Jobs really change depending on that.
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What can I do if pretty much everyone seems to hate me?
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>>17527974
Hate them back. Then devote yourself to 2D.
We don't need real people anyway, anime and vidya is all you need.
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>>17527988
I have to deal with work and university, unfortunately I can't afford to just avoid people as I did in high school anymore.
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>>17527993
I used to be like you OP. The way I dealt with it was to completely disconnect myself from media - external influences(social media, music, videos, films, games etc), and you'll end up finding your true self, and bounce back from the daily self loathing you find yourself in; as though you're not good enough for anyone. Eventually you'll stop caring, then you'll see no one as being good enough for you. Lol, it's a viscous cycle.
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I love my gf. Damn it I love her and I admit I want to be with her and even marry her.
However there's some bug, some goblin, some thing on my mind that doesn't let me enjoy her presence.
She is 23 years old and she only had 3 relationships her whole life. This is something to value these days. Many girls are hoes.
But her first boyfriend was a 26 years old man back when she was 16, and she was together with him for 4 FUCKING YEARS.
For 4 years a 26-30 years old man fucked a 16-20 years old girl.
This fucks my mind man. I'm sometimes so disgusted by her I can't bare to look at her. Her first boyfriend was a 26 years old man when she was 16, and she stayed with him for 4 fucking god damn years.
It's bound to leave some marks on her, right?
How do I live with this? I know it's not a big deal but it messes with my head and I can't help but think that that man will always be on her mind one way or another.
How the fuck do I live with this this? Is it my mental health I should be more concerned about? I can't think that a dude, a 26 years old dude somehow talked to my beautiful gf back when she was a 16 years old girl and eventually took her virginity and fucked her. She's such a beautiful girl and it messes me to think about it.
It kills me from the inside.
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>>17527960
You're seeing it in the wrong perspective.
Some girls with familiar problems ("daddy issues") look for a father figure and end up in relationship with older people.
It's not the relationship that fucks them up, it is the daddy issues that fuck them up and so they seek the older guy.
So, no, no marks.
If she is an okay person, maybe, she just liked him and was happy with him.
Do you mind the fact that she had a relationship before you, or the fact that he was older? What's exactly the problem?
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>>17527973
Her father went away to work abroad when she was little and she told me that really messed her.
I know she had some daddy issues.
The issue is that a 16 years old girl was in a long relationship of 4 years with a man 10 years older than her.
I'm afraid that left some permanent marks on her psyche, on her behavior, on her romance.
I'm feeling that no matter what I'll ever do (or any other boyfriend of her for that reason) will always be behind that one man who was her all for 4 years.
I think it speaks for itself that her love life in the following 3 years (she broke up at 20, she's 23 now) has been disastrous. She had 2 other boyfriends afterwards, broke up with them after a short time and now I'm the third boyfriend and I can already see cracks.
I'm obviously insecure about our relationship (and her previous relationships and why it never worked) and I can't help but feel it's all related.
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>>17527996
>I'm afraid that left some permanent marks on her psyche, on her behavior, on her romance.
Why? What horrible things can a older man do that a younger mind possibly couldn't?
Actually in my experience guys in their late 20s are much nicer and much more considerate then guys in their early 20s.
>I'm feeling that no matter what I'll ever do (or any other boyfriend of her for that reason) will always be behind that one man who was her all for 4 years.
It is normal that a long term relationship changes you and sets a standard. It isn't really a matter of the age of the other guy.
Maybe she is just not completely over him. Still, very little to do with his age.
What "cracks" do you see?
So I was thinking about buying some acid from the local niggers that lurk around a seedy spot in my city. I've bought some ok weed from them before but I'm scared that acid might be dangerous to buy from shady dealers like that.
Is acid frequently contaminated? Any way to check it?
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>>17527952
Are they trying hard to sell this acid?
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Worst case scenario is it will just be bunk
Second worst case scenario is that it's cut with speed or some trippy research chemical that was cheaper than LSD
but really, there's not much to fear here. If it's paper tabs just don't do more than like 3 and you'll be ight. I think it's worth a shot
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>>17527959
Nah they're just standing around waiting usually. There's some who gingerly try to talk to you but most of them just keep to themselves.
I just got back to uni and my new roommates are Chad normalfags while I'm an animefag trying to hide my powerlevel
Help
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>>17527890
>Chad normalfags
You need to change your mentality. Just be friendly and respectful. With a bit of confidence everything should be good.
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>>17527897
Fuck off, some people are simply not meant to be social and outgoing like you.
I know you can't comprehend this because literally every girl spread her legs open for you when growing up, but no, 'just b urself bro' doesn't work for actual spergs.
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are you ashamed of your own interests?
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HELP 4CHAN!!! I acidentally just burnt the window pane in my parent's bathroom!! Don't ask me how, I just need to know how to fix it so it doesn't look like anything happened.
P.s they're home and its our only bathroom so they're bound to notice soon. Pic related
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How did you burn it?
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>>17527880
i spilled whiskey on the wood and didn't notice, went to put my cigarette down and it ignited. By the time i went to put it out it was like this
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>>17527878
Ok I'm ausming it's on wood.
Have you tried scrubbing it with a bit of bleach and hard brush?
The only real fix is too lightly sand it and repaint.
What if after death there's nothing, but we're still concious? What if all that's waiting for us is eternal nothingness in solitude? I'm scared /adv/.
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>>17527863
You'll have your memories.
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>>17527863
your consciousncess is your brain and brain shuts down so does it, how do you figure you would still be conscious without a functioning brain
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>>17527863
I think your brain stretches out a really long dream so you don't have to face death. I don't know though no one does.
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Can you study abroad on your final year of uni?
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>>17527846
Sure but I imagine it all depends on the university, course and country you are from/wanting to go to.
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Maybe you should ask the school you're studying at and not an anonymous image board that doesn't even know what country you're in.
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>>17527876
UK
Just wondering if it's a normal thing that happens. Everyone I know who studied abroad did it on their second year