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any women here read Elliot Rodgers manifesto? i am wondering what women think about his remarks towards them, and his constant complaining about women rejecting him for "inferior" Jocks. Do you think women would of actually dated him if he asked them out? thanks.
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He looks fine so it only depends on his personality.
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he was an insane baby
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Someone would've dated him if he wasn't a narcissist with massive insecurities.
Honestly, there are still a lot of girls who would would have dated him anyway.
Dudes will spend like three years fumbling around asking a single girl out, and then shoot up a fucking kindergarden when softly rejected.
I've fucked more girls than you have fingers and I still get rejected all the time. That's just how it works. It's really not that big of a deal.
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What is an acceptable type of short-sleeve shirt for men to wear in public? Something nicer than a white undershirt but something more casual than a button-down. I looked around some clothing stores and only found graphic tees with either hipster shit or cringey alcohol jokes.
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>>17526427
You just posted one, op.
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I think you're asking for a polo shirt
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>>17526434
Ok thanks. Are there any other types besides these darkish solid colors?
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Oh when I said button-down I guess I was thinking of polo shirts. Yeah I guess they're fine.
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I'm at fucking breaking point. These past two years have almost killed me. Lost both my parents and my long term girlfriend in the space of a few months. All unrelated and unexpected deaths.
At the absolute lowest point of my grief I met a girl who made me feel so absolutely safe and secure. We talked and hung out for a few months before deciding we really had something. I don't know, everything just melted away. I've ended up with an unexpectedly large inheritance, enough to do anything I feel like. I was making all these crazy grand plans. We traveled together for a few months and they were honestly the happiest days of my life. She told me she couldn't see anything after me, and I couldn't see anything after her, either.
But all of a sudden she says she needs to find who she is, that she isn't ready for a relationship. She needs to be single for a while. She's not happy with the person she is and she feels she doesn't have the time to devote to our relationship anymore.
For a while I wanted to kill myself again. I don't really have much to hang around for. Writing it all down makes me feel a lot better. What would you do if you had lots of money and nobody who'd miss you?
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>>17526386
Go into nature, OP. I don't know how much money you have, but either buy or rent yourself a cabin in the middle of nowhere and take time to grieve. As long as it takes.
One day, the clouds will clear. Until then, take care of yourself. Probably limit your internet use, and try to hike and spend time with yourself.
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>>17526396
that sounds like a good idea. i want to buy an RV, but I should learn to drive first. canada has always appealed to me.
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>>17526416
I'm so fucking sorry, dude. All that shit is just awful.
You will be such a strong empathetic person if you can get through this. One day an amazing father.
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So I'm trying to stop watching porn and jerking off as much, yeah? Just like every other guy. Well, here's my problem, specifically.
If I go, say, two or three days without masturbating, I get blue balls. Bad. I'm sure I don't need to elaborate to most of you that this is painful and doesn't just stop on its own.
Yes, the easy answer would be "jerk off without porn, dummy". Which isn't difficult, I manage just fine without. However, it's pretty tough to keep an erection with tender, aching balls, let alone mashing my fist on them. Just for a little extra detail for you ladies who don't experience this, the more sexually aroused you become, the worse it hurts. Best way to manage? Find a good video to rub a quick one out, and convince myself it didn't count.
This has been my biggest hurtle in quitting my porn habit. It's like that guy who shot up a lot of heroin, but now he only snorts small amounts so it's totally OK bro he's still basically clean.
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>>17526374
Why do you feel the need to stop jerking off so much? Unless you're masturbating like three or more times every day I don't see how it's a problem.
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Why in the fuck are you suppressing the urge to orgasm? Why would you purposefully prevent yourself from doing the best biological thing ever? Your dick is like a lever with a sign that says "pull here for quick satisfaction".
If your balls are swelling up or some weird shit after not masturbating for a while, then I'd see a doctor. Otherwise, it's just your mind and your stupid-ass morals getting in the way.
If you want to solve this problem, you have three options:
>A) Find a woman and fuck her.
>B) Cut your balls off.
>C) Get a hobby.
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>So I'm trying to stop watching porn and jerking off as much, yeah? Just like every other guy.
I am not and never have done that
>However, it's pretty tough to keep an erection with tender, aching balls
if you've got erectile dysfunction or are a sexless weirdo
>let alone mashing my fist on them.
I see why you're trying not to masturbate: you're doing it wrong (maybe because your dick is too small to do it comfortably?)
>This has been my biggest hurtle in quitting my porn habit.
other than that it's a stupid thing to want
>It's like that guy who shot up a lot of heroin, but now he only snorts small amounts so it's totally OK bro he's still basically clean.
it's more like that guy who drank a lot of orange juice but now he only drinks apple juice so it's totally OK, because it was already totally fucking OK
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>people being in relationships where one/both people in the relationship have depression, anxiety, substance abuse problems, have had abusing childhoods, etc.
>I am completely physically and mentally healthy, but apparently still more disfunctional than said people, since I've been completely unable to establish any kind of relationship or friendship with a woman my entire life
What gives /adv/?
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>>17526367
How old are you, OP?
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>>17526367
Focus on becoming the man you want to be. Don't worry about attracting a mate.
The more satisfied with yourself and confident you are, the more attractive you will be. When you *do* find someone, you will make a good catch.
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Yeah, i'm fucked up beyond believe and i'll still get married in a few months.
However, you are also fucked up af. You just haven't found out yet. Prepare your anus, anon
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Hey Guys.
I've been really embarrassed to ask such a question to a real life person, so I came to use guys.
My girlfriend's coming over soon, and I'm planning to "get it on", but I've wondered....
How do I make my cock bigger?
I think Dick has some kind of illness or something, because it's smaller than the rest.
Suggestions?
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>>17526364
How big is it?
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>>17526379
I'm not sure of the official measurements, but most of the other cocks I've seen are bigger.
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>>17526407
Measure it and tell us.
Long story short faggot in my class stole my book and is a massive cunt over it when asked and outright denies it.
I've asked him twice, and the second time he got genuinely angry and said that I lost it and it's apparently my responsibility to get a new one when I knew for a fact he stole it.
I'm not going to bother getting this book back, rather I want tips for sneaky revenge I can do and some cheeky passive aggressive tactics to fuck this faggot up.
What are your ideas, /adv/?
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>>17526339
Stop being a weakling, break his ankles so he can't peddle shit and get your bike back.
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Vump
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>>17526339
Has it even occurred to you that you might be wrong and he didn't steal it?
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Okay, so I am leaving on a family visit in 2 days, need advice.
>Staying with my pedo dad to finish up my last 2 yrs of college (molested my little sister, I hate his retarded guts)
>Staying cus rent is only 200 that he's charging and only have to pay partial food bill, usually going halfsies on milk, bread and eggs and the college is close asf to his residence
>Planning on trip, going to see my dying uncle
>He brings his 30 yr old girlfriend along who also is a pedo, she is also a drunk, fat, ugly, tattooed and pierced, she is on welfare, so is dad
>Dad is only bringing her cus' "she's never been out of the state"
>I told him that's inappropriate to bring your girlfriend who is 24+ yrs younger than you to a personal family visit, she is closer to my age, than him
>He didn't say anything, only that it would mean a lot to him if I came to visit his dying brother
>I've talked to him about my disdain and uncomfortable feelings with this land-whale drunken welfare slut to come along on a family visit, he says, well she's coming, she's never been out of the state
>I told him I am probably not going to come, he smiles, and says okay
I want out of this mad-hell house of a world!
Going to crash at the dying uncles house.
What do I do, do I come along? Do I stay home?
I want to see my uncle before he passes away, but I don't want to have to be around that land whale any longer than I have to, gonna be driving 10+ hours. All she literally does is nothing but fucks around on her laptop all day, drinks, and eats.
Think I am gonna move out anyways, will fuck me up financially but whatever.
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>What do I do, do I come along? Do I stay home?
Only you can make that choice, OP. Do you want to see your uncle one last time or is he "gone"? Would it be possible for you to find another ride?
I understand that she's a disgusting human being, but if she does nothing but ignore you, I don't see what the issue is. It's not like you'll have to talk to her. You can just stay silent and not acknowledge either of them.
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>Do you want to see your uncle one last time or is he "gone"?
His condition is getting much worse, but he was gonna have a BBQ for us, since where he lives there's not much shit to do, my Uncle was gonna take me to the range, prolly give me a gun or two, since he's a big ass hunter.
>Would it be possible for you to find another ride?
Sadly no, and it wouldn't matter, she's staying at the uncle's house too.
>but if she does nothing but ignore you, I don't see what the issue is.
She sorta does, she smokes too, and they are probably gonna fondle each other when I drive, which I don't wanna deal with that, my father is a pervert, like, I mean beyond degenerate pervert. They are gonna make me drive, since I drove semis for over a year and a half and being the one who isn't pumped up on meds. and has a clean driving record. (She doesn't even have a license)
I just I don't know what to do, I think my Uncle might do some drugs and get drunk with them up there, my father hinted that they did it the last time they visited one another. (My family is fucked ASF on each side of the family, Jesus Christ)
My dad has gotten drunk and I know has done drugs with this chick, I have actually helped my dad get his shit together and cleaned up his apartment a shit ton (place used to be fucking filthy, he drops food on the ground and doesn't clean it up, like if ketchup spills from a hotdog onto the ground, he leaves it there), as well as getting him out to be more social. (Even though I still hate his guts.)
Along with that, he treats me like a child infront of the NEET welfare woman, it's beyond cringe worthy the entire situation.
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>>17526360
If you love your uncle, you'll suck it up and see him before he dies.
Who here has toxic parents?
I'm 24, after graduation (I studied at a technical uni 300 km away from home, lived in a dorm) I came back home (couldnt afford my own place since I live in Central Europe and entry salaries are low, plus plenty of jobs for me here) and found a job. After 3-4 months (it was in June) I bought myself a very nice gaming PC, including new monitor, mouse and keyboard. I am really happy with my new PC, because I always wanted to have a good computer and play new games on high settings, it was some sort of my "dream" since I was a kid, not a big one, just a small. I always was a gamer, but never had a badass gaming PC.
Anyway, since then, whenever I'm in my room, chilling after the work, drinking beer, listening to good electronic music and playing my favourite games, such as WoW, DOOM etc., whenever my fucking dad comes in he ALWAYS says something like
>You're playing again?? Come on!
>Oh come on, "gamer", are you 10?
>Aren't you bored by those games?
Same thing with mother, walks in and she says
>Are you 5?
I am so sick of it, we have almost 200 square meter home, they live downstairs, I live upstairs. It's not like we have a non existent relationship and they wanna improve it, no, we eat each dinner together, we talk a lot. I just don't fucking know what's their problem. I even have a damn girlfriend which I meet twice a week for fucks sake, besides her almost no friends though, but I'm ok with that, since I like to spend my time at home, reading or playing vidya.
What am I supposed to do, move out and live with gf? I am sick of it really, today they fucked up my entire afternoon after work by one of those lines I greentexted above.
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>>17526291
>What am I supposed to do, move out and live with gf?
yep
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>>17526291
You're a 24 year old who spends his free time playing games in his room.
Which isn't anything inherently bad, in my opinion, but maybe for someone with a different background, like your parents.
What do they do in their free time? What were they doing with their life at 24? Maybe that's their standard and since you're not doing what they think is right, they feel uncomfortable.
It's just one silly comment. Laugh it off and don't take it personally.
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>job
>girlfriend
make moving out your top priority
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So I have an idea for a youtube channel where I would upload hundreds of videos a day.
Could I get them monetized?
How much videos would I need to upload to make any money?
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You're talking quantity, but I hear absolutely nothing about quality.
I've seen channels with hundreds of uploads, but with only dozens of views per video. If you have nothing interesting or funny to show, you might as well not bother.
And, I swear to god, if you start every video with "What's up guys", I will track you down and shove a live grenade up your ass.
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>>17526267
it is not about quality
instead of going for one 1milion views video, I wanna make 1million one view videos (obv exaggerating)
those will be clickbait shit with 2 minutes of production value
and not my face and my voice
it is only about money
now I only dont know if its possible
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>>17526287
Who would pay you for your content if only one persons watches it?
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>meet girl online on a christian dating website
>she's from another city but hints at me visiting and she's 4 yo older
>education is important to her but I only have hs diploma and she has a phd in programming
>so is having a career but I've never had a job
>when she messaged me the first time i was showing an attitude (I have low self-esteem) but she kept insisting on knowing me and sending detailed answers till we hit it off very well
>thinking of going to college in her city and get a job there but I have social anxiety so I wouldn't be able to cope with roomates and I'm too much of a fuckup to live alone
>staying at her is out of the question since we haven't met yet and it wouldn't be christian (she lives with her mom anyway)
>she says she's possessive and jealous but I wouldn't mind honestly since I never had a gf
>haven't seen a pic yet but she says shes has gained a few pounds from studying and having a desk job; i don't mind since I'm fat
I really like her but don't know how to get her. She''s way out of my league. And I don't think I can move there unless I stay with her. She's very interested though. I need some advice, I don't want to fuck this up.
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>>17526226
>haven't seen a pic yet
You've at least spoken to her, right, anon?
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>>17526247
yes, and she knows all I've said in my post (like having SAD, being fat etc)
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>>17526262
Well, then it seems for some reason that she likes you. She's already open to you, so just go to where she lives and have a date or something.
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I am in general a fuck up. I have a slight uncomfort in my right abdomen. I drink a lot, smoke, and also drink tons of coffee. I think I might have either bowel cancer or cirrhosis. I don't have money to see a doctor.
I tried to stop drinking coffee and drinking for 2 weeks. The uncomforts continued and life was really boring. I am fully aware that I'm a fuck up. I've had this feeling for at least 4 months. It's not uncomfortable to prevent me from sleep. Though it's persistantly there.
Any advice is welcome and appreciated.
Picunrelated.
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>>17526159
Fuck man, that sounds similar to what I'm experiencing, except it's 7 months. Can you describe more of your symptoms?
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If it doesn't hurt that much yet for you to not see a doctor, there's still hope. Stop fucking up your body with literal poison, cirrhosis is one of the most painful ways to die.
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>>17526169
Well I rarely ever have a solid shit. Even though I eat enough fibers.(Ithink?)
Besides that maybe a little lack of appetite. I mean I skip a lot of meals.
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I wish I could man. I lost everything. My family died. I have no friends to call. All I have is some savings. I hate my life bro.
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I am a man and I have never had an orgasm. I've jerked off well over a thousand times and have had sex and gotten blow jobs before, never happened.
Semen comes out but I feel nothing, my dick just goes flaccid and I'm like "okay moving on". How rare is this? Is there a solution?
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No idea but I want more info because I'm intrigued. Do you get aroused and feel pleasure before not-cumming? Does edging make any difference for how you experience the ejaculation? Are you cut?
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>>17526086
I get aroused, but I don't feel a whole lot physically. I know it's coming but there isn't much of a lead up, I think a feel even less when it actually happens. I've messed around with edging before but it didn't work, not really my thing anyway. I am not cut, dick is average to above average size.
It's always been like this and I've tried to find out more about it, but never got any results and sort of just moved on.
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>>17526082
See a urologist
You all told me my gf was cheating on me, she just told me she loved me after sucking my dick. I never have felt so secure. What are things I can do for her that will make her feel secure and happy with me other then spending money on her?
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>>17526057
>You all told me my gf was cheating on me, she just told me she loved me after sucking my dick. I never have felt so secure.
That doesn't mean she isn't cheating on you. I don't know your situation, but I'm just saying.
>What are things I can do for her that will make her feel secure and happy with me other then spending money on her?
Different people like different things. Ask her or try experimenting.
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>>17526057
Tbh I've heard behavior I've done described on here and people have said "he/she's definitely cheating on you". I've never cheated. These people don't know anything. If you think she's cheating work to find out but 4chan is filled with bitter men and women who have been burned and now trace completely irrelevant things that happened in their relationships to cheating.
It's like if my boyfriend had always been eating bread and then I find out he's cheating, and then I start commenting on all the threads where someone's eating bread and I say "he's definitely cheating, trust me I know". Some of the advice here comes from broken people.
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>>17526057
>You all told me my gf was cheating on me, she just told me she loved me after sucking my dick. I never have felt so secure.
Man im gonna feel bad for you when you actually find out shes cheating
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Need to Vent /adv/ shitty mood about myself, any advice would be supremely appreciated, I know this a tough to give advice but anyone who listens would be amazIng
Disclaimer: My problem involves astrology, I understand how a ton of people feel about that so be warned
I didn't used to really truly believe in astrology but after I read some books that were so accurate about myself it was disturbing I know believe some merit to it
It's kinda depressing being a capricorn, for those of you who don't know, capricorns are very ambitious and steady. That right off that the bat isn't so bad it's kinda nice, I constantly plan and work towards my goals in life
The problem is the downsides of the sign. First off were very cautious, (Just like a goat taking it's time climbing a mountain) which is honestly kinda lame. I have to think EVERYTHING through extra hard, even simple decisions. While other people could have the most fun spontaneous night of their lives, if that were me I would be going ripe with anxiety, I need organization and structure which kinda sucks
It makes me feel I cant ever have fun. It makes me feel different from everyone else. It's wicked cool to have such strong ambition but I feel like I can't ever have fun. Not that it's a bad thing but I have such a strict moral code for myself It feels so limiting, and I feel like I have a constant need to work
And even if I do have the capacity to become rich, what's the point without fun and joy?
What also doesn't help is we have a weird inclination to be pessimistic, which is true. I don't mean to or I can't even help it but i'll be fine then 2 hours later i'm pessimistic about life
Sometimes I just feel like a boring old workaholic and I feel like I have no choice in I the matter, I often wish i could just be a fire sign and be a free spirit, it seems like they really do get all the luck
If any other caps or just anyone in general could relate at all maybe you have some advice?
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Cont.
Gratitude helps me a lot, taking joy in the little things always makes me feel better
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>>17526050
>astrology
>not praising the goddess of chaos
>not realizing entropy is the driving force of our universal system even at the largest and smallest scales of space and time
Until you understand Absurdism and Discordianism you will never know that feel.
Ya da ya da Hail Eris you heretic.
ayy lmao
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