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Consider a small personal safe. You should have one anyway for your birth certificates n' shit.

Just stop giving a fuck. it's a new world and people don't really care if males (especially females) pleasure themselves with a dildo. She might give you shit and joke about it but just shrug it off and say 'it feels good' and she'll shut up about it eventually. Unless she's super religious or homophobic, in that case you should approach her pronouncing your faggotry and shove a vibrator straight in your mouth to assert your point.

>>17601802
Im a girl not a boy..
Also she's not religious im just super shy and wouldn't be able to face the embarassment

Consider speaking with a lawyer specializing in labor laws. It'll be worth the investment.

>>17601739

I mean what would I do? Sue? Is that something you can sue and win for?

If it diverges from the terms of your contract no.

If you don't have a contract, you dumb fuck.

It sounds like you're just applying to random-as-fuck jobs. Consider that there's a difference between a job and a career.

Go back into Finance, but apply for a different firm.

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>>17601719
Try getting a job with what you graduated for stop applying everywhere their hiding. As for being fulfilled go paint something get some clay make a sculptor, go buy some weed hang out with friends, go to the park feed the piguens, start looking for a gf for fuck sakes don't be a boring miserable wage slave nigger working for a shoe shine tip. Go do something get out to experience new things go to a fucken bar.

All work and no play makes OP a dull boy

>pic related is OP after cop was shot in dispatch

>>17601733
I'll start apply for more Financial jobs then. Last interview I had said the five years since college was a concern and they ended up hiring somebody that was just out.

But it doesn't hurt to submit the documents and references you've already made and can edit anyways.

>>17601768
Oh, and got to go to the park daily for the dog. I have a girlfriend. And it was three cops and my freakout actually happened in the shower.

There's got to be a nice .webm of something like that too.

>>17601698
Need more context to help you out. But shes probably a lost cause dude. Try to move on.

>I have a problem that's 100% solved by masturbating

Seriously, bruh? You should know this trick by now. We all get dreams of ex-girlfriends and classmates.

>>17601704
I just feel so in the dark about how she feels about me. I still like her a lot but I'm afraid to talk to her after everything. I miss having someone to talk to and do stuff with.

Ask the reasoning, it wouldn't hurt. What's worse, a professor getting annoyed because a student is concerned about their grades or having a mediocre grade because the professor made a mistake?

What's going to matter more, the professor's written grade or whatever his computer spits out at the end of the semester? Just keep a log of everything and then bitch at the end when you get an A- instead of an A, you tryhard Liberal Arts curve-destroying piece of shit.

>>17601680
You are only showing 44p, where are the other 31? Maybe you forgot to do the other tasks?

TL;DR

pissed off guy at work, I was in the wrong, don't want repercussions but also don't want to apologize

I love when someone who's job it is to stand around and point fingers talks about how lazy someone else is.

No one likes to deal with garbage, but you make the extra 2 dollars. Maybe you should quit being a cunt and help the store you're so easy to shit on?

People like you are why basic jobs fucking suck.

who the fuck cares? You work in retail. Your life is gonna suck no matter what

>find a husband online
Do single mothers ever actually pull this off? Honest question.

>>17601663
Look at the site you're on. Have you seriously not seen any posters who would marry a single mom and fall in love over the internet?

Do the first option and do not even think about dating until you get your shit straightened out. Second option sounds like a good way to get murdered or have your kid taken away by CPS
Also be prepared for a long amount of "single moms are shit" replies

>>17601558
Day trip to Reno, NV.

>>17601599
I do not have that kind of money, like I'm a poorfag and there is no way of me getting a real girlfriend that would take my virginity.

>>17601602
Save up a little each paycheck. You'll have enough before you know it. If losing your virginity to a prostitute means that much to you, you'll do it.

You should find out what she likes about being submissive, it covers a wide range of possible things. You can't treat them all the same and just copy any article.

> I have fantasized about this for a long time
You fantasied about a corny role play? that might not be what she means.

Anyway basic stuff that might apply:
Undress her, or tell her too.
Say whatever position you want.
Touch her anywhere/hold her hair/grab
Guide her head and tell her to lick whatever.
Cum on her face.
Whisper things

But first, just ask probing questions.

Like what the other anon said, ask her what she likes/what she is comfortable with. She probably likes a bit of tying up but better to ask first than do

Poop on her face to establish dominance

Maybe just hang out once or twice and see how things go? You could break up with your girlfriend first if you're feeling too guilty.

>>17601552
you cant.
Let the other girl know, see if she reciprocates you feeling, if she does, break up with your gf. If she doesn't, dont worry about it, go back to your gf

you have a crush. There's not much to be done about it, other than minimizing contact, trying to stay busy and forcing yourself not to think about her. You will get over it with time, but I can't say long it will take. You could get over her by next week. You could still have this crush one year from now.

>>17601523
Just start talking. Find a girl who is slightly below your league and chat her up. I've hooked up with girls at parties before; it's not that hard, but if you take the whole thing too seriously you'll fuck it up

>>17601529
So there are these (rough) percentage of types of chicks there.
>women I don't know at all: 50%
>women I have to work with before and after but don't like: 10%
>women I have to work with and are attractive: 30%
>women I'm friends with: 10%

Which demographic should I hit up?

Also, how do I get buzzed me to know when to move the conversation to hooking up without looking like a creep? I am not a flirty person sober.

>>17601573
Don't steer it towards sex; I never do. I started by finding girls with mutual friends, or just started talking to girls that were standing alone in the kitchen or somewhere. If one is interested in you, then they'll seem really attentive when you're talking. Don't think about sex at first, or you'll probably just come off as a creepy perv. Chat her up for a few minutes and introduce yourself to a few girls, then start doing shit with your friends, talking to all of them occasionally.

Then just have fun and bong a few beers or take a few shots, but don't get completely plastered or you might pass out.

If people are able to spend the night at the party, then that's better for you. I've slept with girls that I spent time with during the party. One time when I was really drunk and lying on the floor underneath a blanket, I saw one of the girls that I talked to during the party going through the living room. Then, I said "hey x" and she looked at me.

Then, I pulled up the cover of the bedsheet that I was underneath and hit the floor with my hand a few times. I said "You should come lay over here." She said she would in a little bit and then she came over about 15 minutes later.

We laid on the floor next to each other after trying (and failing) to fall asleep on the floor and somehow started making out. I ended up with a snapchat and a blowjob that night, and fucked her the next weekend.

>>17601443
Don't hit them in the center of the chest. If you put the other person in a hold let them go when they tap

Learn to talk it out like a regular fucking human being.

I recommend a hold. A tricky maneuver is to jab your opponent in the side and base of the neck, near the jugular. It causes near paralyzing pain. Hold it down until they submit or fall.

Shameless self bump

>>17601417
If she quits and doesn't get payed within a few weeks then you can sue. Go in with her if she wants you to. If they're threatening/harassing her or you, go to the police. Is she in the country illegally?

>>17601417
Have her go in on monday, pocket the cash, then walk straight out of the door and it's GG.

>>17601352
Like a dachshund.

about 22 pounds.
if you're not a skeleton you'd be able to lift it over your head or do whatever you need to do

About as heavy as 10 liters of water, which is the amount of water you normally flush the toilet with.

should have just went for it

>>17601349
>Anyone else know this?
No, because I rather get a negative answer than asking myself "what if".

Nigga what are you so afraid of?

>Says no
>Go separate paths
>Probably never see or talk to each other again

Stop being so afraid of what might happen, take a chance for once in your life.

Legit all you have to say is

>"Hey (name) I've gotta go now, but I'd love to talk to you again, can I have your number?"
>"Hey (name), would you like to go to lunch with me on (day)"


Easy peasy