Husband and I got 2 dogs almost a year ago, shiba inu and a husky.
Husb never had pets and I had dogs most of my childhood life.
I trained them and had them on a schedule since they were puppies. They got a hang of it especially the husky but the shiba inu does what he wants when he wants mainly bc husb allows it to happen.
He gets disciplined with water/vinegar (not sure if it is as effective anymore)
Dogs tend to "mess" up more under husb's care because he lets them think it's ok/no consequences.
I'm 7 months pregnant and I've had it with the shiba crapping all over. He has crapped in the car multiple times and literally every room in this house. I can't be cleaning up this dog's poop all the time and I'm the one cleaning up after them majority of the time. I'm about to be due soon and i don't have time for a dog who still wants behave like he doesn't know any better. I have taken him out and gave him his time MANY times and once he's back inside he does his mess. Poops inside his kennel and sometimes outside his kennel so it won't be in there. Always making holes and getting into neighbors yards. Told my husb to rehome him but he doesn't want to because the dog was 1200. I think what matters most at this point is someone being able to handle him and care for him because I won't be able to fully focus on him once the baby is due and my husb will be out of the country for work for over half a year. What is really the best option for this dog and to keep my sanity at this point? I've tried sooo many things at this point my only solution now is to rehome him, my husb doesn't stick to the obedience/potty training and I even have the "guide" on paper posted in our home on when to feed them and do but doesn't follow it.
>>17598754
shiba inu are serious dogs. You shouldn't have bought one without knowing what you have gotten your self into. They require extremely (I'm using that word in a literal sense). They require har discipline. If you manage too accomplish that you'll have a dog with undying loyalty. Google how to discipline a shibu.
im in your position really, however i have a pomeranian. just had a kid too. told my husband straight up "if you insist on keeping this dog then youre in charge of feeding it, bathing it, playing with it, cleaning up after it and shaving it (because i dont want that long hair getting on my kid). when youre not home, the dog will be tied up in a room by itself. when youre home it can run around, but youre in charge of it." i still have to tell him "uh your dog hasnt had any water or food for 2 days, are you gonna feed it or should i put it on craigslist?" it's really very draining. i feel bad for the little fucker, but my husband is in denial, thinking he takes good care of it.
you need to tell your man what's going down. if he's leaving for 6 months then tell him to put his dog in a kennel for 6 months. absolutely refuse to deal with the dog. tie it up outside or something. once your baby comes i guarantee you you wont give a shit about that dog because it wont be as important as your kid. you and your man wont have time for the dog anymore so you should just give it or sell it to someone.
>>17598771
(OP) true, I found out more about shibas after getting one. They can be real stubborn. There was no stopping my husb from getting him even though I told him that it wouldn't be easy. He made the decision of getting 2 dogs at the same time himself when I told to wait and research and perhaps adopt. The issue may not be the shiba's stubborness but also my husband's because he doesn't attend the dogs much unless I constantly make him. The shiba seems to prefer male attention more than female. Idk what else to really do to make my husb cooperate to get the shiba at that point than to tell him to rehome him, he just doesn't get it bc he never has had any pets before until now
Hey /adv/ I have a job interview in a few hours, I haven't ever done this before, any tips?
It's not a very serious job. I'm just applying at a barbecue restaurant near my house for part time for (around) minimum wage since I'm just in school.
I already know the basics, dress nice, or polite and professional. What are some things to look out for?
Also, I have kind of long hair but I keep it out of my eyes. How fucked am I?
Look at the interview questions on glassdoor.
>>17598773
>1.0 Very Easy
Nice
>>17598737
>It's not a very serious job
Doesn't matter. Never give the impression you don't care about work, even if you actually do.
>What are some things to look out for?
Don't try cracking jokes or lighten the mood, it backfires 9 times out of 10. Smile and just be the serious/straight guy.
>I have kind of long hair but I keep it out of my eyes.
As long as it's very clean and it doesn't make you look like you're homeless, it's fine. However it must not be an hindrance to your work. Never, ever get hair in the food.
I've been seeing the same Psychiatrist for like 5 months now. I see her every week for therapy and she gives me prescriptions and all that shit. She's a really nice woman, but lately she's been acting much more suggestive than normal to me.
Whenever I see her lately she'll touch me much more often now. She never touched me before but now she'll touch my hands, place her hand on my thigh and rub it, and other shit. It's so jarring because she never touched so now it seems so much more intimate, it throws me off.
That alone I could chalk it up to being friendly and just trying to be supportive, and I did. I didn't assume anything right away. Then she gave me her personal phone number like a few weeks ago, she told me she's available to talk to me whenever I want. I've been seeing this woman for 5 months and she's just now giving me this, it's bizarre. Whenever I needed to contact her, I would call her at her work number. There's no real need for me to have this except for if she just wants to talk to me.
Even so, I still wasn't convinced. What threw me over the edge is I was talking to her about relationships and women. She started asking me what kind of girl I liked and it was so weird because it wasn't really relevant but I humored her. As I was telling her she was just staring at me and biting her lips, it made me kind of uncomfortable honestly. She's not ugly or anything but I'm in a fucking therapy session right now. She places her hand on my thigh as I'm talking and looking intently at me in a suggestive manner. She could sense how uncomfortable I was though and she wrapped up the session but she said before I left "If you need anything (noticeable emphasis on anything) at all, please call me. I'm always here for you." and left it that.
Does my therapist want to bang me? Should I change therapists? It's become so abnormal now with her, this is nothing like it was before. It felt so neutral and professional, the sexual tension has ramped up 1000x.
>>17598723
Shes probably testing out new therapy techniques shes recently learned.
Also why dont you bang her
>>17598723
cool
Report her, that's very inappropriate.
This is something that has been weighing on me, as someone who likes to do the right thing. A month ago I got together with my wonderful boyfriend, and he has been perfect in every way/shape/form. I'm so much happier now that I met him.
There's just one issue.
He isn't that big erect (4.5 to 5 inches) and when he's on top of me and we're having sex, it can feel kind of uncomfortable for me because he has to like mega push his hips against my thighs. It can get painful. So we've mainly been doing it with me on top. Only thing is this gets boring and I like changing positions after some time. I love being penetrated so I wish we could do it with him on top more
We are each other's second sexual partner. So inexperience plays a part too. But is there anything we can read or watch or brush up on to get better?
>>17598703
Tell him to wear a penis extender
Put a pillow under your ass, and just have him try to maneuver inside you in a couple different positions and from different starting points. Can't really explain over text
Cuck him
is this the only balding solution?
it's starting to go
how do I fix this?
>>17598694
you can slow it down tih things like keroniq and hair growth pills and such, but yeah, hair transplants are the only way to go after the fact.
i honestly already have 1000 saved up for my eventual hair tarnsplant.
I look uglier bald/shaved but I actually like it now
I stopped giving a fuck at 27
>>17598694
what's the rate for hair loss after transplant ?
Hey /adv/
I just recently transferred to a large university, where I have to park very far from my classes and shuttle in. I'm a medical marijuana patient, and I typically smoke in my car and leave my stuff in my car. This isn't going to work because of the distance.
Does anyone have any suggestions on how to keep my pipe from smelling like weed? Obviously cleaning it regularly will reduce the smell. I have an airtight container for my weed that doesn't smell, so that's not a problem.
Burn incense. People will assume the only reason you're burning incense is to get rid of weed smell but they can't do anything about it.
Zip yourself up in a sleeping bag and hot box your self
To clarify, I want to keep the smell of my pipe from permeating out of my closed backpack when I'm in class or on the shuttle.
Please, adv, tell me your opinion on this:
>female 18, never relationship ever
Is it okay to
>lose virginity to a friend
>have casual sex with male friends
>have open relationship from his side
It is mostly hypothetical, i need to decide whether dreaming about it is hopeless or completely hopeless.
Does fucking an escort help a female stop sexual fantasies?
>>17598627
No.
No.
Up to you. (Unclear what you meant, sounds like you have a boyfriend who gets to fuck whoever he wants?)
>>17598637
Yeah, that was it, thanks
What about the escort part?
>>17598643
I doubt it would help you.
Just go for a normal relationship.
I'm a kv male in his early 20s and have no friends...but the thing is I don't want anything of that nature. How do I let others know that I don't want to hang out with them and let girls know I'm not interested in them and be able to convince them that I'm not just putting up a defensive wall?
Don't leave the basement and have mommy bring you tendies.
>>17598626
It's fine, they already don't care.
>>17598629
>>17598631
Now that we've got the inevitable meme answers out of the way any real advice?
>Fresh 19 year old; fairly eccentric
>Have a good friend we'll name him Arnold
>Hang out with Arnold last week around 4-9pm
>Notice at around 6:40 this qt3.14 Slavic beauty approaches us
>"Oh hey I had forgotten to tell anon about you this is Beth"
>"Er glad to meet you"
>We all hang out for the remaining time
>Arnold is 17 yet he's talking to Beth more than I am
>Get real pissed so I decide to talk to her here and there
>We were at this abandoned skate part so I decide to do the shitty Ollie that I had remembered from the time I used to skate
>"Oh wow anon you weren't joking about knowing how to skate"
>"H-haha yeah I've lost most of my passion for this"
>Fast forward to us driving back home
>"Oi anon Beth lives fairly closer to you mind dropping me off first?"
>Stupid fuck of Arnold winks at me while Beth is in the backseat
>"Yeah sure why not"
>After dropping Arnold off Beth moves to the front seat
>Midway to her house we don't say a thing most of the time she's smiling
>Can'tlaymyeyesoffofyou.mp4
>She has these beautiful brown eyes and golden hair
>Start feeling creepy because all I do is stare when we're at red lights
>"Anon you have something to tell me?"
>Notice we're 3 blocks away from her house
>"Oh uh yeah would you mind if l asked for your number?"
>"You could've asked me before all you know? Arnold would've been fine with it"
>Think to myself why the fuck would that chink care if I asked???
>Drop her off
>A week after chatting to her I catch the feels
>DevoutCatholicD E U S V U L T.jpeh
>Trying to abstain from getting feels from this girl but 2 late I fell for it
>Tell Arnold
(1/2)
>>17598604
Cont
>Alfred take a good 4 hours to read my message
>"LOL FUCK"
>"wut? What's so funny?"
>"M8 that's my gf"
>immediately feel betrayed somewhat
>explain to him that it was a fucking week that had passed since I spoke to her and he hadn't told me this
>"Sorry anon but I had forgotten you know all the school work that I've been doing"
>he knows I haven't dated since I was 15
>hey man you can date my sister
>his sister is young
>no thank you Arnold
>he starts feeling like shit
>we end it up with me taking a break from talking
I'm asking you guys for advice on this ordeal I have; I really like her yet she's my m8s gf and I don't want to ruin our relationship as buddies but I really liked her wtf do I do?
Dude you've met her once? Come on man. Shouldn't be that hard to get over.
Your friend already knows you like her so I'm not sure what can happen to ruin the relationship, she's his girlfriend not yours. Unless you ask her out for some reason, for which I can see none, you'll just get rejected and lose a friend.
All she fucking did was smile at you.
>>17598617
Lol you are such a faggot op.
You just met her once broham, lay off the sperg juice
The more I research about this the least I understand about it.
As I posted somewhere else, I'm a very pleasing guy, and the more attached I grow to a person the more I want to please them somehow. For example, there's a not-so-close friend I have, and I'm helping him with college stuff. His appreciation and the fact I'm actually helping him makes me happy. And when it comes to girlfriends, I love to be able to make them happy.
Let us focus on relationships. In return I ask for very little. Appreciation, love, loyalty, and to be accepted. Nothing more. But even something this simple seems like a burden to get.
Apparently you have to be a super confident guy or girls will just not like you. I have a lot of weaknesses and insecurities, but it seems that each time I show any it's a big turn off - which hurts, I've been judged way too much through my life.
I've been doing research on how the relationship dynamics work, and it's depressing. Everything ends up being a big strategy game to make the right moves at the right times and voila! Girlfriend acquired. Ideally I just want my feelings and emotions to guide me but that has backfired too badly.
What the fuck am I supposed to do? I'm about to give up entirely.
I'm 27, if that's of any help.
>>17598584
Not a lot of people want to date a sycophant. Yes the answer is you have to get some confidence because the key is to not be crushed when things don't go your way.
Ask someone on a date, if they say no, then it's not a big deal. They're not the only person on the planet. If a date doesn't go well, then whatever, you'll go on another one. If someone doesn't respond to your texts then cool, it's a sign you don't have to put any more time into it. If someone is cold or lukewarm towards you despite you being a nice guy, then it's their loss, time to move on.
You have to get to a place where you aren't desperately trying to make someone happy and if things don't work out then you'll feel devastated.
>>17598584
>I'm 27, if that's of any help.
Stop thinking about shit like that and continue your wizard studies.
No, seriously, women want a man to make the first step and men are to shy to do that. What follows is no relationship, that's simple logic. The problem with people nowadays is that most of them think, approaching the different gender is a confession or something like that, nobody even thinks about talking or even making platonic relationships.
>>17598584
>Everything ends up being a big strategy game
that is centered around one idea, and people don't over think. their actions comes off naturally and they also "enjoy the moment".
this "enjoying the moment" can be noticed in most of your interactions with other people on the internet, although it tends to be weaker than real life interactions because of the lack of body language and tone.
if you can't "enjoy the moment", you are frying your brain with too much, for lack of a more general word, dopamine, which results in you having a hard time enjoying things more often than not.
the rest is realizing that the world needs good content to keep people happy, they are tired of the same, which requires you to be self-absorbed to a degree.
I'm wondering what the most painless way to die is since I really want to kill myself.
Try Google. I'm sure a lot of people have wanted to know this, it's nothing special.
>>17598532
Anyone have a detailed article or is a botanist? How do you die from sleeping with night flowers? is it more painless than helium?
>>17598532
Sleeping pills, i guess
Try NoFap before you try to kys
My girl can only orgasm if she's on top and even then it's not all the time. How do I make her orgasm in other positions? I have no idea when to speed up or when to thrust harder without ruining the rhythm and ruining the buildup. I have heard of the coital alignment method where you just go slow but I can;t find any videos on how to position and move in that way
>>17598518
It was the same for me - it was the angle we had when he was on top, hit me in all the right places.
Right now I put a pillow under the butt and sometimes my legs on his shoulders and I cum every time.
Another thing that helped was actually telling him when I wanted to speed up or slow down or what to do. Much easier than making him guess.
>>17598530
>>17598530
she does tell me to go fast or thrust harder but it just makes her moan loudly for a few or so before it dies down again without her orgasming
Just fiddle the clit before or after. Problem solved.
Brotip: When a woman is being irrational, tell it to her face honestly.
It'll give her a chance to calm down and re-assess the situation.
>implying a hysterical woman will stop and rationally consider her actions/situation
This is how I know that you're stupid IRL.
>>17598648
You're being irrational.
>>17598648
This.
There is no way to stop the utter madness of an upset woman. Furthermore if you highline her logical inconsistency this will be taken as a provoke and the situation will get worse and worse.
What am I supposed to do if I can't connect with anyone?
I can't make friends, I can't keep friends, I can't find a date, I'll never get a bf.
I don't know how to keep somebody's interest.
I try so hard at talking to people, I'm super nice and always am interested in their lives, but they don't end up liking me...
I don't want to be alone forever... what am I supposed to do?
Not a girl btw.
>>17598476
Grindr, it's that easy
>>17598476
Discover your alter ego and suddenly become a 10/10 suave motherfucker who bangs all the boys and girls in the courtyard.
Everyone will look up at you and say "Goddamn, is this person even real. No way someone can be that charming and amazing".
Then you wake up that even now in 2016 there is no cure for autism and stupidity. Sorry mate.
Hey, you should write a sappy book about how horrible it is to lose your humanity and feel like a robot.
You should also promote baby killing and suicide as a good thing.
What funeral cake do you want when you do it? Oh white roses or black roses?
Any songs you'd like playing at your funeral?
Oh how could I forget about the life insurance money after you die.
>>17598528
Grindr is only good for sex. I rarely get messages on there anyways.
Maybe I should just go ahead and have sex with anyone that shows interest though.
So, I'm supposed to be thrown on Cymbalta 60mg twice pr. day.
Only problem is, these capsules are humongous. I can't even swallow anything half that size.
Since they're of the "hard gastro-resistant" type capsule, I assume that means I can't open the capsules and just swallow the content at all, and I've basically just thrown $45 on meds I'll never be able to use?
>>17598472
You can swallow it, you're just too much of a wuss to try, physiologically speaking, my mouth is quite small on the inside, but ive never had an issue with this sort of thing
>>17598534
Well, last time I tried a capsule that was a tad smaller than this, I nearly died. So, no, I won't try swallowing it.
>>17598540
Unless you have a significant swallowing disorder, your failure was mental rather than physical.