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Where's your office/battlestation?

bondage room

>>17599845
A second fridge?
My place has two rooms and i struggle to find a reason to leave the bedroom

>>17599730
>think twice

sounds like you were a faggot that had high expectations.

>>17599730
Did they try to tell you that you were going to be a nuclear engineer or something crazy?

>>17599734
No kidding. Biggest let down on the planet. Don't trust recruiters.

>>17599715
Give it to me and I'll double it with in 2 weeks.

This is a simple task.

First, open a savings account, and then deposit your money into it.

Then, get a job (even part-time will do). In 2 months, if you haven't made 500-700 from your job, then good luck with surviving.

Granted, that's assuming you live in a first world nation.

>>17599759
Can't, all of my work focus is on school which is very hard for me.

>>17599695
just dont suck each other off lol

>>17599695
you get a pass on your homoerotic vacation if you double team a girl together.

>>17599700
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>>17599691
because you sound like a smartass teenage wiseguy
Just shut the fuck up

>>17599691
imagine you were forced to interact with a child on a day to day basis. this child was an arrogant little shit that thought he knew everything. you know better since you're much older than him and try to get him in line so that he'll be more receptive to listening to you rather than listening to his own voice. the little kid refuses and insists he knows what the fuck he's talking about despite the fact that he's spewing utter garbage.

you're the kid.

>>17599691
Have you considered that maybe the issue is the time and place you're choosing to be the funny guy. If you're around authority figures then perhaps this behaviour is disrespectful

Hit on sister, the other will get jelly, make them compete, divide and conquer.

>>17599690
but sister-chan has a boyfriend.

>>17599794
Does not matter, you are hitting on her just to attract the second one anyway

>>17599662
no

>>17599667
You must be female

>>17599673
you'd be wrong

>>17599651
as early as possible
if u keep leading the thottie on she will get even more emotionally invested

why do you want to move on?

>>17599659
frustrations within the relationship and with aspects of her.

there are other women being introduced into my life that are piquing my interest but i don't want to pursue if i'm still in a relationship.

gf wants to be married and start a family within 5 years. i don't know if i could be with her long term.

>>17599624
practice by meting new people and striking up a convo. I promise you it sucks

It's just asking and answering questions. They will be genuine questions if you job isn't so generic, or bullshit questions if your job is definitely generic (eg. supermarket work). You can find the bullshit ones online and prepare, the genuine ones you just answer genuinely.

You'll realise what you have to do half way through your first interview.

>>17599642
Oh and wear a nice suit, it'll give you a lot less to think about. Use a slim red/blue tie with a half-windsor knot. If it's a hot day or a laid back company just forget the tie but do the button up. Tuck your shirt in so it's not creasing on you.

>>17599613
>I'm simultaneously and paradoxically terrified of dying because the concept of an infinity of nothing is plain terrifying to me

but you'll be dead, you won't notice the time passing.

>>17599644
But I can contemplate it now and I don't want it because to me life is better than infinite nothing. I know dead me won't care but dead me isn't a state that conscious me wants to be in.

In fact dead me isn't a state I can comprehend at all consciously which is a terrifying unknown quantity in of itself.

It's like falling asleep to realise you missed your own awesome birthday party , only you never wake up.

>>17599613
I was where you were, but then I had an experience when I stayed at a monastery during a vacation and talked with the abbot for awhile.

Found God, accepted that life is about trying to do/be a bit better than those that came us (a long gradual process, and not some overly-idealistic push for perfection now), realized that physical immortality as we understand it wasn't meant for us mere mortals, and just chilled out.

It's reduced the stress load by a notable margin.

You need to learn the art of grooming.

Probably those websites that are like Tindr but for bdsm

Japan or anime, that's kinda it

>>17599571
Holy fucking edgelord, calm your tits

>>17599571
High school not going too well?

>>17599588
Come laugh as all those nasty bitches and complain about my self-consciousness. Just because I don't look like you want me to do or say things that are different than your own mindset, you don't have the right to laugh. Go cuck your partner or talk someone into suicidem, while you smoke your shitty weed, that is so much better than alcohol. Fuck some crazy people and drop them when they are sick.

>>17599550
you may get a reprimand but doubt you'll be fired but I don't understand how foolish you were. In todays environment you better not say anything to or about a woman in the workplace especially anything concerning their woman parts. zip it

>>17599565
I'm pretty sure op is a woman, what kind of faggot would gossip about a woman's feelings

>>17599550
If your a man. you will be fired.
If your a woman.... you will be talked to in a stern fashion.

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At least she spared me by posting it on her instagram and not her fb, she knows I don't have insta and doesn't know I look at her account.

>looking at your exs social media pages

Why do I do this to myself?

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>>17599522
Oh man, I remember that day it was almost a week ago or so.

I got drunk and told a friend. I guess it depends on the relationship you had. In my case I've been studying my dreams and philosophy in order to reinforce my belief that I'm wasting too much of my time mourning over the past and there is too much to live for.

Take a look at The Meditations of Marcus Aurelius everyone that read it can tell you it works great to stabilize yourself in this turmoil of relationships and being hurt and shit.

>june 6th
>ex living with my uncle who cucked me
>next door

ye m8 its shitty but i guess time gets u thru it. it doesnt bother me as much now but it still ticks me off, you know?

>What do?
Find out why you can last that long in other positions.
That's not normal.

>>17599519

Probably gay

>>17599480
So what? You fuck in one position until you cum? Mix it up, and when you wanna cum, save the best for last.