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I would've married you you autistic horse loving cunt

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You fucking piece of shit. You come back into my life, and act somewhat normal and say things that make it seem like you're going to stay, then you fucking abandon and cut me off again. I was close to getting over both you and R. Fuck you. I used to look up to you, and I did my best to help you with stuff, since you helped me with things. But you abandon me, then come back, then do it again? I'll see you in Hell.

-'drink my ass', M

>>17593739
where are you from?

24, thank fuck, comic Con
Found some chick who was aching to have me inside her, was ez

I figured whyNot,

>>17590902
26 and ya. But I am fine with it really. Working on upskilling and getting my career going first before committing to anything. Have a happy family life, neat little circle of friends and my books to keep things grand. I am content, whatever will be will be.

>>17590902
27 F. I was fat in high school and totally out of the social/sexual world. By 20 I had resigned myself to a non-sexual existence. Then some health problems led to my losing a lot of weight. I'm still not slim, but I am human-sized, and to my amazement men began noticing me. It took me a while to believe it, but eventually (27) I began what is a fully satisfying sex life.

Get custody of the kids and move on. It's not your fault, don't blame yourself. Nothing excuses cheating so don't beat yourself up.

Story?

Daarover dus. Nu kun je ook aus mein computer gehen bitte enzo. Raus. Jetzt geht los.

>>17600209
because other people want a mate too but you dont have to fight for an undesirable mate why take the worst when you can fight for a chance at the best?

>>17600209
It is that simple. If you're not finding anyone it means you're going for girls out of your league.

You're basically asking why this universe isn't giving you special treatment, anon. Yeah, it's not ideal, but it's just how things are. Nothing about your body--frighteningly efficient as it is--would be the way it is if billions of years of fighting for survival didn't happen from atomic level to organism level.

Had the same thing happen with a girl I met at a volunteer event. Texted way too much and would call about some piddly shit that didn't need a phone call.

How I dealt with it, I invited her to coffee and told her she needs to chill. Told her texting too much isn't a good look and that is comes off as desperate. Made sure to remind her that I don't mind her texts but too much isn't a good thing.

She thanked me and things have been good so far.

>>17604867
That's fine and all. I don't want to be friends with this person. His personality is rather toxic and he's completely unaware of himself. It's a little more complicated than just not speaking with him though. We were close friends growing up from grade 8-12. Then I slowly eased out talking to him because he moved away for 2 years, so that worked out well. He moved back in August and asked if I wanted to hangout. We catched up, I realized he hasn't changed and is still an obnoxious person and now I'm being bombarded with messages almost everyday by a desperate sensitive NEET that wants to be my best friend.

>>17604878

Then you be direct and say that you feel the friend you knew from the past isn't the same and that you wish to go your seperate ways. Do it in person, not by phone or text. After this is done, block him social networking and phone.

>>17604828
You hurt her and now you're mad at her?
I don't even understand why she is with you.

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I pushed her and she slipped and bashed her head on the kitchen counter and lost consciousness.

This level of retardation is unheard of.

Guys, guys... This is bait, mkay

No.

But usually a person with sense would space it enough so the person doesn't go back to that comment and see that you haven't liked it.

>>17604807
I was in someone's profile I'm not friends with. I thought I knew the person, watching through the first three pics turns out it wasn't who I though it was, but my fingers became spaghetti and pressed the like button accidentally.

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>>17604822

my fingers became spaghetti and pressed the like button accidentally

Motor abilities this bad and so I have to wonder how you function normally on your own.

>>17604774
Go to the main page and click on every board until you find something interesting
or just >>>/trash/

/sci/
/his/

>>17604774
/pol/

They have less impact than they used to, and CS is a field long accustomed to employing weird-looking folks anyway. But they DO still have some impact, and it usually isn't good.

What sort of tattoo do you intend to get? What do you want it to look like?

What do you need to get a tattoo for? You have a reason to want this job, not a reason to want the tattoo.

Why would a computer science major go into i.t?

And yes it does matter because this notion of hipster programmer is not really a reality. Maybe a startup but in a professional environment dress suit and pants while hiding your tats is your best bet.

Blaming your family and the toxic environment is the worst thing you can do. Take some fucking blame for yourself and except some responsibility. You are a lazy bum who doesn't really want to be on his own because that is going to cause you to get off your lazy ass and do shit. No no it is much better to complain to your friends and continue to live in this shitty environment because comfortable is what you know.

Fucking twat, learn to be self sufficient.

>>17604781
Maybe that's true to a certain extent but I wouldn't say I'm a lazy bum.

If I get accepted into this University course it would only fuck my grades to try juggle enough work (if I can even find it) to be able to move out. I could potentially skip University and just find some shitty labouring job somewhere but I feel like I'd be selling myself short.

You constantly get told that University is meant to be at least 20% fun, but when I don't feel like I'm even considered part of my family; and when they make it pretty clear that they don't want me to have girls or even just mates around - it makes it pretty hard to even have 1% fun.

I do get off "my lazy ass and do shit," I've saved quite a bit of money up so far but it seems quite counter productive to go blow all that savings on rent and utility when I already have a roof over my head. But it's one thing to have a roof over your head and another thing to feel like you're a welcomed part of the '''family''' that lurks under the roof.

Of course it's easy to blame your family and a toxic environment, but that doesn't make it any less truthful or make its shitty effects any less

>>17604809

You ever think of doing a trade? Not to expensive to get licensed and you will have a job very quickly soon after with the demand. Pay is rock solid and you can be self sufficient but it does require sacrifice because it won't be easy.

Plus your family won't be happy if you go this route instead of uni.

Don't say anything, continue fumbling during sex until you get better.

If she asks why you are so good at eating, just say you watched a lot of porn and practiced it on a mango.

>>17604759
My boyfriend went through the same thing.
He lost his virginity to me at 25, after spending 7 years with a super christian girl.
I didn't care. Like, he doesn't lose his value in my eyes for not having had intercourse before.

Can't guarantee for your girlfriend, but if she's as good as you say, she won't care.

>>17604775
You lied about something important, and she might be pissed off about that. But you might as well come clean. The act of continuing to hide this is clearly eating you up, and it will continue to do that until you stop hiding.

But I think you'll be all right. Truth be told, she has probably figured it out already. Apologize for lying and tell the full story. You'll be stronger for it in the end.

study, you faggot. and stop dying

>>17604749
OK ILL POST BACK WHEN I FINISH THIS QUESTION AND REPORT MY PROGRESS PLS CHECK

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>>17604745
tried but couldnt solve, moving on to next question :(

Nah you're good OP. He probably thinks you're an alpha male now and will give you a raise.

Doesn't sound like he cares too much. You're just being paranoid.

>>17604769
this

try getting a 'bull' to spice things up ;)

embrace your feelings and let Tyrone do the job while you watch and sob

>She has refused to have sex with me and says she will say we've been having plenty of sex if I try and use it for grounds of divorce.
If you have another conversation about it, record it.

Honestly, how can you love your wife when she doesn't give a shit about how you feel in that regard and even thinks of lying?

>>17604690
I don't know. I think about making her happy and having sex with her constantly. She wasn't always like this.

>>17604672
Living with my "internet bf", who is now my fiancé.
Met online when I was 15, on a forum. Have been in a LDR, we meet once every few months. 2.5 years later he moved closer to me. I am 25 and we are living together now. Pretty happy.

Met on 4chan, met in person after 2 months and been together since (in a relationship, not physically together because we come from and live in different countries)

>>17604678
dya think its possible to meet someone compatible from dating sites or is it better to go on forums to increase chances of having common interests :/