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womyn cause nothing but problems

>>17599466
hahahahahahahahahahaha me neither

>>17599592
xD

Since i don't have a sex life, i get fucking anoyed by people who talk about sex in general.

I have never experienced anything of what they're talking about, so that makes it uniteresting to me.

And of course it kind of feels like they're trying to brag or smear it in my face, witht he sole purpose of making me feel bad about myself.

So yeah, it's really anoying. No reason to deny that here on the internet.

>>17599450
Really fucking annoying to me personally. Wether they do it in general, or they're my partner, it really annoys me.

My ex was that way and it made me feel like she couldn't take anything seriously, plus she thought it was funny whenever I showed that it bothered me.

>tfw theres this piggy old man in my GED class
>everything someone says he can make it into something sexual
>every time

I always laugh. He annoys the class and pisses off the teacher.

>cpr class
>little baby doll
>instructer tells some guy whos reviving the baby doll to only use two fingers
>he busts out laughing
>i knew what he meant and laugh

I guess your medical affliction isn't important enough of a detail to tell us what it is.

The answer is you have to man the fuck up, stop thinking of yourself as a victim of fate, stop wallowing in self pity, start showering and grooming every day, MOVE THE FUCK OUT of that shitty living situation, and do whatever it takes to get better and start kicking ass at school ASAP.

Or you can roll over and admit defeat and cry about your shit luck on /r9k/. The choice is yours

Nobody will ever care about your happiness more than yourself. If you want your situation to improve, you're the one who needs to make it happen.

>>17599444
noted

and chill bro i don't even know because i haven't been able to see a doctor yet. probably if i had to guess it's the same thing as whatever my dad has.

if you mean what i was hospitalized for, obviously was gonna kill myself matey.

She don't like u bro. She using u

>>17599421
Because she is 18 and you're 31.
She finds you appealing because you'll piss off her parents and you have money to buy her thing, you find her appealing because she has perky tits.

you into barely legal teen-pucci
the temper is part of the deal, brah

Everybody who's under 30 thinks life ends at 30. Talk to anybody 50+ and you'll realize just how much life happens after 30.

just go and live an exciting and fulfilling life for 4 years.

Once you've done that find a 25 year old and impress her with all your tales.

>>17599411
There won't be any tales Senpai. I envy people who had fulfilling teenage years.

>>17599385
So some time passes, and we get to a couple weeks ago. I ended up meeting a really great girl that I thought was funny, interesting, smart, and pretty close to like a 9/10 with her looks, and for some dumb reason, she decides that she likes me. We hang out a bit, get a little drunk one night, and she takes me back to her place. Things are going well, she's getting on top of me and just grinding against my dick through our clothes, and I'm not really feeling much of anything down there. She lets me know that she really wants to fuck, and I can't even believe it's happening, it's like a dream or something. We make out some more, feel all over each other, and still not even a hint of pleasure. I know whiskey dick is a real thing, but part of me thinks this is still due to some unresolved self esteem issues. I'm still not very happy with my body (too skinnyfat in the weirdest way), and I'm pretty sure my dick is well below average (not in length, definitely in girth). On top of that, I have literally no idea how to have sex, I mean everyone says it should just come to me when it happens but with how many girls talk about how some guys are just shit in bed (and one girl even telling me that her and her friends will talk shit about a guy if he's bad in bed) I doubt that's true. I guess I just feel like even if we did have sex, it would be so disappointing for her that she wouldn't want much to do with me after that. I also think not being able to stay hard the first time makes me subconsciously anxious about it now. I'm so mad at myself for not being able to seal the deal with such a great girl, and we still talk and everything, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't really want me anymore.

How do I get over all of this??? (2/2)

idk bruh but I lost my v card today to some thicc ass African hooker and my dick would get semi hard during penetration...I think it was cuz her pussy was too loose tho

>>17599385

Well OP, I feel ya, I'm 21 and I have little sexual experience. Went on a date with a chick who had a BF and she basically was having me feel her up slowly from bottom of her legs to her thighs but by time she basically gave me the signal to touch her thighs and what not I got all freaked out and didn't do anything. Now i'm pretty sure im friendzoned and she prob went home and banged her bf lol.

I'm a virgin, I'm also pretty upfront and honest, My whole line for whenever i'm going to fuck a chick is well... im a virgin so i'll probably cum in 20 seconds but you know.... practice makes perfect.

You're going to probably be crap at sex at first, Its fine.

You can get girls, I have body problems too, you're probably completely fine as am I, you're not going to disappoint anyone.

The one thing i've learned is... Just fucking go for it and be confident even if you aren't, just fucking go for it and don't think about the consequences or feeling this way or that way or what this person thinks or etc... Because thats how i've lost all my opportunities for anything.

You're fine bro, bang the fuck out of the chicks you'll do fine and after a few times you'll be doing good.

>>17599374
>I don't have a gf, i have no friends and my only hobbies are fixing my car when it breaks down, or fix my house when it breaks down.

Therin lies the problem. What, you don't leave the house outside of work?

>>17599384
I have no reason to.
I spend my entire weekends sleeping because im fucking tired.

Theres no purpose. You're literally working for nothing because someday you'll be dust. Not even trying to be edgy, it's the sad truth.

BP

>>17599277
>blm activists,
How on earth did you think dating a BLM activist was a good idea to begin with?

>>17599446
are you fucking stupid? when you date someone you get to know them. child

>>17599238

How about call him to your place and before you guys go down ask him to
be fuck buddies.

>>17599238
Really? You're a female he already finds attractive. If that's all you want, "Sex with you was awesome. Repeat?"

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If he's not a bitch then he should be fine with this idea. You mean that you both are not gonna be exclusive, right? I'm a guy and I'd be fine with the deal If girl were hot enough. If he breaks down and states that he's for something "more", then he's not the guy for that kind of stuff.

You are a rare gem with this attitude, I've always wanted fwb girl but each time bitch tricks me into relationship sooner or later because I'm this warm lovely sucker that likes to be played. Damn these skanks, they just pretend to not care at the start.

Godspeed OP, It's a fine deal.

Ask him. That usually works.

>>17599222
If you don't even know his name you probably don't know all that much about him senpai
Mind your business smdh

>>17599222

What's your name, scumbag?

Just apply man

Also, today i was drinking moose drool.
2spooky4me

>>17599217
I got two cousins that deliver. Nobody seems to want certain things. Everybody wants novelty bottles with special caps and shit. People will come in and buy a 6 pack multiple times a day so they aren't FORCED to drink 18 beers a day. Work overtime hours and hold priorities with your overtime first, girlfriend second, friends third, etc...

If you deliver to black neighborhoods, some owners are going to kick you out. They don't want a black kid starting shit with you and their shop getting rioted after... Your overseer will understand if this happens and get somebody else on that route.

Walk into the building, find the owner and shake his hand while maintaining firm eye contact, while you say "I'm here to accept your job offer."

Just fucking kill yourself already, you attention seeking cunt. Nobody gives a fuck about the note.

>>17599213

it doesn't matter you'll be dead. there is no 'critique' of parting words, do whatever the fuck you want you dumb faggot

>>17599227
>Nobody gives a fuck about the note.
According to the internet, people do give a fuck about the note. I just wanna cover my bases.

>>17599236
How am I meant to get the closure I need without knowing that my suicide note makes sense? I don't want to be there with a shotgun in my mouth thinking, "hmm shit will people know why I have done this?" that is the sorta shit that can make people chicken out of suicide. I don't wanna be a pussy who bitches out of suicide. I wanna do it.

Rape them, unless you live in GF,ND then leave them alone

>>17599219


no

>>17599201

is roommate a boy or grill

>>17599133
>$200
Nope. No can do.

>>17599133
You can't even get a decent phone for $200, come on dude

$200 can buy you some parts but I'd suggest saving up around $800-$1,000.

why do you think that tripping a few times would cure your depression? it just mixes shit up. you might feel better, worse, or the same. people who feel better usually become hippies and tout the benefits of it to their family at christmas. people who feel worse usually end up having a short stay in a hospital, and are stricken with depersonalization.

>>17599065
oh and if you are going to pick one or the other, please pick shrooms. people have eaten whole bags of shrooms and gotten better. if you overdosed equivalently on LSD you would have permanent side effects.

>>17599065

Drugs are rarely a solution. They're an escape method, yes, but tend to just create more problems. You might just get even more fucked over.