>went down on girl I've been seeing for first time yesterday
>also first time going down on a girl in general
>unusual smell, scary looking
>hesitant, start to gag a little
>"anon, are you okay? you look really nervous, you can stop if you want"
>insist it's only fair that I pleasure her
>reach for bottle of perfume and spray at her vagina
>"w-what if I get an infection of the tongue?"
>"anon, are you mentally ill or just a prick?"
How do I apologise to her? I feel like I really hurt her feelings and I feel terrible for it.
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>reach for bottle of perfume and spray at her vagina
Dude
You want to give her a yeast infection/UTI?
It's clear you don't know much about female anatomy. I would just genuinely apologize and tell her you were unsure and overwhelmed. But don't be surprised if she isn't interested anymore.
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>>17615255
Kek, next time just use your fingers if it's a beef
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>>17615255
why is this so complicated?
first have a shower together and make sure you scrub her down there before you even start (btw wash yourself too while you're at it)
then kiss caress, play and finger her
tell her you've never done this before and ask her what she wants - if she doesnt know lick her in a slow steady overlapping way (just cover her with your tongue) and stick to the rythm and keep a steady pace
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If I date a guy for monetary reasons for a while - while being perfectly clear it is for monetary reasons btw - does that make me worth less as a prospective partner when I try to find a guy to actually love? Even though it is just one guy does that automatically make me seem an unreliable slut?
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Women havề been trading sex for comfort/lifestyle almost since time began. You didn't invent it, so don't feel bad about it. As long as you're honest, the arrangement is ok.
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Sugar baby, right? Nothing wrong with that. Plenty of young girls do it.
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>>17614753
Yeah, nothing wrong with prostitutes
Are white girls into Asian guys?
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Some are.
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Girls are into hot guys.
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>>17617095
A few of us are, you're cute.
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Capitalists can suck my dick 2016-09-28 20:42:29 Post No.17616010
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Capitalists can suck my dick
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I fucking hate late stage capitalism, and I especially hate the advertisements force on me everywhere. Today I bought a banana with an ad for a loan company on it. a BANANA.
Anyway, my political opinions aren't that important. Basically, I want to do something about it and need advice.
Is it vandalism/criminal damage to cover up billboards and other advertisements by either ducttaping cardboard sheets or nailing plank boards over them? What kind of punishment can I expect if I get caught, do you think?
What kind of precautions can I take to minimise my personal risk?
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Move country.
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>>17616010
Buy a horse, move to the woods, and stop bothering people
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>>17616010
you hate capitalism and buy bananas? dude ...
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Turned 30 this month. Offering general life advice. I'm pretty big into working out, tried it all, so if you have questions about that. I would love to answer. AMA
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>>17614060
What could you possibly inform me of? How to properly raise children in this generation of pimps baby mamma's and pompadours?
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>>17614215
Well, I guess you have all the information you need. I'm offering for others you might have some general questions, and maybe someone with experience can help them.
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>>17614060
I feel as tho once I hit 30 its game over. Did you feel the same?
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So I friendzoned this chick that's way into me since she's a pretty good cook and has a decent taste in music. She cooks me dinner 3 nights a week and if I tell her I'm working late (I'm usually just out smashing at the bars) she'll leave it on my doorstep. She also buys me tickets to concerts.
Sometimes she hints that 'she wants something more' but I just tease her a little and she usually gives it up for a month or two. Recently she told me that the door to a man's heart is through his stomach as she dropped off dinner.
Is this ethical?
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>>17616087
In all honesty, there is no way I believe you.
Post pictures of you and her (block out part of your faces if you want), otherwise this story has no credibility whatsoever.
>on 4chan
>some alpha Chad who bangs loads of chicks and has a nerdy chick doing his bidding
Yeah, I ain't buying it.
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>>17616087
>Girl buying shit for a guy
You are literally a whore. Kill yourself slowly.
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If she's hot then you're a retard. If not then keep doing exactly what you're doing.
Introduce some more emotional highs and lows to her every once in a while over time though, otherwise she might get bored.
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I filed a rape report last week. Can I contact his job? 2016-09-28 00:34:12 Post No.17613276
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He works at a pretty well known place, and it's likely they won't wanna be associated with a rapist.
No, I'm not some sociopathic bitch who's out to ruin an innocent mans life. He's a rapist and I want him to learn his lesson.
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If he forcibly held you down and had intercourse without your consent, yes. If you were drunk, no
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>>17613276
Story time or get the fuck out. We will help you if you convince us to.
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>>17613290
I wasn't drunk. Or forced down. We have a mutual friend and I was sleeping over her house on the couch and woke up to him fingering me. (her boyfriend)
He's disgusting and I'm sure he's pulled this shit before.
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severely depressed transgender advice thread 2016-09-28 00:34:11 Post No.17613275
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severely depressed transgender advice thread
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ask me anything and you will receive advice. it's good advice i promise. might even do some vocaroo advice later on or maybe not.
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How are you?
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>>17613297
exhausted. stressed out. guilt-ridden.
but this isn't how the thread is played, friend :)
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Where can I find trans girls to have sexual intercourse with?
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I'm a woman who works giving yoni massages, which is basically sexual healing massages, on other women. Even more basically, I finger a lot of women. I don't like women, probably because I do it so much, it's just a job.
My friend's birthday is coming up and she asked me if I could give her a free massage as a gift. I usually don't massage friends just because of the awkwardness factor but we've known each other for years and I said I'd think about it, however my husband became furious and said this is "pretty much cheating" because I know her personally and there are feelings involved and also she's bi, and in his mind that's her way of getting with me. He said if I do it he might consider walking away, which is just fucking ridiculous.
Is he being crazy or am I?
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You are both crazy. But since sheMs bi, i would say don't do it.
Also, i have always wondered if i should get one. What exactly are they good for? I have a book about yoni massage but i have never gotten one... In my mind this would be awkward af
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>>17611206
Why am I crazy?
Well like every normal massage there's the relaxation aspect of it, which I'd think is enhanced by the orgasm, but the "sexual healing" part is the most important. I get a lot of women who are married or having a bit of trouble with their sex lives and the goal is to help them get over it and better understand their bodies and let whatever's holding them go. I notice a lot of sexual repression as the common cause, I've had women who couldn't even turn wet or orgasm because it was another women touching them and it made them self-conscious.
As the masseuse I get nothing out of it though, it generally doesn't arouse me or whatever.
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>>17611196
Most of the women who go to you are probably gay. Its kinda unfair to deny your friends business. I can understand not doing it for free, but your hubby is kinda ridiculous for interfering with your job.
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NEET / Shut-in Improvement General 2016-09-27 00:54:44 Post No.17609767
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NEET / Shut-in Improvement General
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Welcome to the NEET/shut-in improvement thread!
>Old thread
>>17603063
>discord
https://discordapp.com/invite/5EsHnXM
Join us for help on improving your life, becoming more social or just helping people with these things!
All are welcome, as long as you follow the rules.
>What do I do in the threads?
Ask people for advice on your NEET-related/social problems, or join our discord group to do the same.
>Wait, is this some super-secret cool kids' club where you can only be some sort of shut-in freak to participate in?
No, anybody is free to enter and help our group. Feel free to participate, just don't be a dick.
NEET IMPROVEMENT RULES
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1.Preventing your suicide is not our responsibility. If you need someone to talk you out of hurting yourself and/or others, please call a suicide hotline.
2.Remember that this isn't /r9k/. If we, beyond a reasonable doubt determine that you are unwilling to improve or receive advice, you will be kicked.
3.No doxxing. If you post any personal information of another user without their consent, you will be banned.
4.The #support text channel is for advice and only advice. For everything else, go to the #general channels.
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I'm 21 dropped out with 2 years worth of college credits. Currently not working nor am I doing anything productive with my time.
I'm waiting to hit the lowest point of my life so I can enlist and blow my head off with a car bomb or something without affecting the people I once knew.
Am I worth salvaging?
>Tranny in my social and political philosophy class
>Keeps speaking about how transgender fits within basically every philosophers ideas.
>Make it my mission to contradict literally everything he says
>Professor ask me to refer to him as she
>Say I cant not do that because it contradicts my kantian ideas
>my day to teach the lesson
>talk about how trannies should be locked up in a mental facility
>talk about how any society that has a tranny issue has deep rooted issues
>Professor literally masturbating to my presentation because I linked the issues he talked about in his last book to transgender and problems in society
>conclude by saying that by recognizing a trannies gender you are only making it worse
>Over half the class starts talking about how they shouldnt call him a her
>Suddenly Dean of student affairs wants to sit in class
>class suddenly scared to talk about trannies
How do I get the class back on track with this new development. I was so close to getting them to reject the crazy but they wussed out when the dean appeared.
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>>17611230
Why do want your own opinion to be better than hers? She hasn't offended you in any way. Just saying "I'm better than you" is no offence, but what you try is isolating an individual, which counts as bullying. Everyone can be what he wants as long as no one is hurt. The moment she acitvely says that normal humans are shit is the one you have the right to defend yourself. Those people don't want harm, they want acceptance.
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>>17611230
Made a bit of a fool of yourself. He reported it ti the Dean and as the poster above said its bullying. I dont agree with transgenderism either, least in the west, but would you not have copped his obnoxious need to force his gender into philosophy suggest he had problems to begin with? I too think
its stupid to accept transgenders like him but let the fool have his bottle because just cause you think you are right wont change anything.
Also I dispute your view with one word: ladyboy.
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>>17611256
Don't bother arguing with psychopaths. They're not people.
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything 2016-09-27 13:39:30 Post No.17611205
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off.
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What percentage of females DON'T masterbate?. I can't believe how many women act like it's fucked up to masterbate.
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>>17611222
... is google so outfashioned?
Here's a recent, petty nice study.
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>>17611233
I thought this thread was about asking the opposite gender anything? not asking Google anything?.
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Say it!
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I hate myself. Im disgusted by myself. I am shamed by myself. I'm dumb, ugly, delusional, autistic, pathetic, retarded, disabled, mentally and physically. I'm not human, I can't have humanity, I'm an outsider to this civilization who was not invited, is not wanted not deserves to be part of it.
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I don't know what I would do without my dog.
https://youtu.be/2znVkcJIt0s
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I shouldn't hold my poops for so long.
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How do you deal with anger?
My wife is pregnant and we are having a kid soon. I've started thinking about what it means to be a father and I realize I have difficulty handling anger.
I lose my temper a lot; yelling, throwing shit, swearing...essentially creating an atmosphere of fear because I'm mad. The problem is that it's almost like I can't control it. The rage is so strong that all I can do is ride with it.
I worry about bringing a kid into this environment. It's like how I grew up and I hate the way I grew up.
I realize I am being emotionally and mentally abusive to my wife. This is not how I want to live, this is not how I want to be.
What do I do?
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>the rage is so strong all i can do is ride with it.
you've already decided ur gonna be a bad father. not maybe, not possibly, not 'hopefully not but...'.
you are saying you cant control your anger. at all. if you say you have literally zero choice, then you are not acting authentically, you are insisting someones got their hand up your ass controlling you like a butt puppet.
do you wish to be human? or will you let an imaginary god abuse your child through you?
also, therapy? anger management?
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>>17612181
Have you tried therapy? There are lots of different coping/relaxation techniques you could try, without putting yourself on meds or anything. Give it a shot. See if any of it works for you.
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>>17612181
you have an issue and don't confidently know a way to soothe it other than losing your temper.
the solutions are pretty clear cut
>>17612193
this is a good suggestion. psychologists can be of help with this kind of thing.
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I'm poor and my boyfriend is well off, we see each other twice a month because we live about 100 miles apart. He puts away at least $1,000 a month straight into his savings and keeps a couple hundred on hand for spending money.
Is it unreasonable for me to resent him a little because he won't pay for us to meet more often? For $100 a month we could meet every weekend instead of every second one, but whenever I broach the subject he gets evasive and doesn't seem keen on the idea. We've been together for a year, but he seems perfectly fine with keeping to the twice a month arrangement. If I had the money I'd do it without a second thought, I'd even move in with him if he'd let me but he seems to care more about amassing money than seeing me.
What do I do?
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He has got other women on the line. Do you only meet when he needs"it". Something to ponder. Most people dont marry out of their social class
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>>17611033
how much do you charge each time now ? how much do you want ?
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>>17611063
'm not a hooker, the $100 is for train tickets.
>>17611058
That's not it, we talk every spare moment he has. But yes he's a very selfish lover and when I am with him it's all about his needs 90% of the time.