Tomorrow I'm gonna have my first threesome with two guys.

What makes you think 4chan, of all places, is a good place to get advice about this?

Are you what they call "special"?

>>17670641
>Yes I know this eliminates my ability to be gf material
We both know you'll just lie about having done it.

>>17670665
Lie? No. Am I going to bring it up immediately? No.

>>17670661
Just giving it a shot.

>>17670693
>Am I going to bring it up immediately? No.
i.e. You're going to lie by omission.

>>17670641
>Any threesome tips?
>>/d/ would be better, simply bring some smutty anime pictures and the mods won't ban you for /d/iscussion.

That said, take a pair of deep enemas within an hour before, arm yourself with a butt plug and tie small bells around your nipples.

Take a pussy vacuum cup and apply it to your cunt-- and be well shaved or waxed and VERY well lubricated externally; coconut oil is a good option.

Start the vacuum a good 2h [prior, pump it every 5-10 minutes or so.

And, don't forget lubrication. Aim to use an entire bottle; or make your own
- 1 cup water
- 1/4 cup flax or chia seed
- 1/2 tsp salt
Combine, boil 10 minutes. Strain while still hot -> reserve liquid.

This is saline soluble fiber lubrication, in this mix it has a tactile feel similar to human spit. Boil it down to 30-50% and it will be more like pussy mucus.

It's non toxic as fuck, won't melt plastics, etc-- it's only failing is a VERY short shelf life; it will start getting funky in < 72 hours if held at room temperature. Put at least 6 ounces into your ass before putting the plug in.

There, have fun.

>>17670699
I'm not going to lie at all.

Anyway, threesome tips?

>>17670711
>Anyway, threesome tips?
make sure they're not black so you don't catch HIV.

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>>17670641

I'm going to jump in and give you some actual advice before /r9k/ rears its head and brings down the autism hammer.

>Yes I know this eliminates my ability to be gf material

It will for young guys but thats about it. The older you get the less men will care about this kind of stuff. Also, the older you get the more you'll have access to the kind of guys who might actually be interested/turned on by this kind of stuff. Not every guy out there is looking for an untouched virgin princess. Its a popular thing right now, especially here, but its typically an adolescent obsession.

Once you hit your late 20's, early 30's the guys you meet will be significantly more chilled the fuck out about your sexual past and the kind of stuff you're in to. Any guy who posts in this thread would give their left nut for two vaginas at the same time and gladly brag about it so, I dunno man, just go for it.

>Any threesome tips? What should I expect? Words of caution?.

I've never been fucked by two guys at the same time but I guess common sense would say to be sure you trust these guys, that you set up specific boundaries of what you do and don't want and practice safe sex.

If this is what you're into than go for it just be safe about it.

Also, above all, I realize this is a b8 thread but I wanted to respond anyways just in case there are some femanons out there who actually want to explore the limits of their sexual proclivities but fear the backlash of the teenage scourge.

Some guys want purity, some guys want a sexual adventurer. I don't really see anything wrong with either.

>>17670709
Am I on /diy/?

>>17670709
>tie small bells around your nipples
How and why?

>>17670709
>flax or chia seed
OP don't be retarded, it will become a superdense gelatinous liquid and if you don't clean it quickly after they penetrate whatever hole you pretend them to penetrate it will glue to your vaginal/anal walls like wax and you'll have to go to the hospital to take it out.
And if you eat it, it will go be lodged in your esophagus and you will die from suffocation.

I shouldn't be helping a roastie whore like you but I don't want blood in my hands.

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DELET THIS

>>17670762
Why?
>>17670718
Thanks but i've already got preferred lubes.

>>17670744
Gay

>>17670709
Omg this post lmao

>>17670718
You're an idiot, once this stupid skank hits 30 guys won't care because they have no intention of forming a relationship with her

>>17670693
You need to bring it up immediately. You can't drag that out later into the relationship. That's terribly dishonest. And trust me, I'm not against your threesome, I think it's hot as fuck, but if you're going to do something, own it.

>>17670641
Just be sure to tell all future bfs that you are used goods.

>>17670641
Make sure you pay equal attention to both guys. Suck one off while the other fucks you, and switch

>>17670641

Do you really want to? Why? For some momentary fun? Is that worth carrying the baggage of "slut", and "used goods"? Don't believe >>17670718
The moment you tell a guy you've been in a threesome (doesn't matter if we two guys or two girls) it will be an immediate turn off. Unless you plan to lie your whole life or date a literal cuck, this one night will make your dating life much harder.

>>17671104
Are you retarded?

>>17671113

No, anon, I'm not. Having a threesome is a huge stain in a girl's rep. No sane (by this i mean not desperate or perverte) man wants to date/marry a girl who's been in threesome. It's not an age thing. That's such delusional bullshit. I can't even begin with that.

>>17671104

You're literally retarded. Normally adjusted people really don't give a shit. One of the most fucked up girls I know in terms of sexual past and general seedy history is with an Ivy League graduate judge whose friends are all millionaires. The only people that give a shit are lower to middle class evangelicals, thirsty nerds that want a perfect waifu and maybe some /pol/ MAGAs that think women shouldn't even vote.

Thirsty normies don't even tend to care about girl's sexual past. They usually think the "seedy" alt chicks are cool manic pixie dream girls, and might even let them fuck them in weird ways.

>>17671122
>One of the most fucked up girls I know in terms of sexual past and general seedy history is with an Ivy League graduate judge whose friends are all millionaires.

They're all cheating on each other anyway.


>Thirsty normies don't even tend to care about girl's sexual past. They usually think the "seedy" alt chicks are cool manic pixie dream girls, and might even let them fuck them in weird ways.

Than why has marriage at an all time low?
Man simply don't want to marry anymore, because women are no longer marriage material. Men don't care what a girl's secxual history is if it's just for pump and dump.

>>17671117
Wanting some perfect girl isn't going to happen. Image having a perfect gf and she told you, she had a threesome. Would you dump her? If yes, you are retarded.

>>17671132

It's not about men and women being marriage material. It's not about sexual history. It's the fact that people are finding out about cheating a lot more because there's a constant connection through social media, our computers, our phones, so it's 100x easier to catch this stuff for the average, retarded Joe Schmoe.

Marriage is at an all-time low because people don't want to lose half their shit or all of it in messy divorces. It's not about sexual compatibility or purity. It's because lots of people are scumbags and that hasn't changed at all, more folks are getting caught in the act.

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>>17671132

This might be bait, but man, what if it's not.
What if this anon is genuinely this retarded.
What a world.

>>17671133
>Wanting some perfect girl isn't going to happen.
Strawman
>not havjng a threesome makes you perfect
I'm not saying you have to be a handholdless virgin like your strawman suggests. Wanting a girl not to have a threesome is a realistic and reasonable expectation since the mass majority don't.
>Image having a perfect gf and she told you, she had a threesome. Would you dump her?
If I knew beforehand, she wouldn't be perfect
If she told me after a long time, she would've been untruthful. This is reasonable grounds to dump some one unless you're fine with cheating.

>>17671137
People cheat more now than they ever have because of "sexuak freedom"nor whatever you want to call it. Monogamous relationships are running their course. You talk abiut purity ass if the act of sex itself is the problem. It's what it represents. A girl that has has threesome comes with dimensions of baggage.

>>17671141
>le cheeky as hominem respond with zero substance
Roastie is mad

>>17671156
But because she had a thread one you would dump her. Because one thing that you disagreed with you would leave her. man you are a shit person.

>>17671193
Stop giving him (You)s, it's a waste of time.

>>17671193
Because she started a relationship with him under false pretenses. She withheld information that would have led to him making a different choice, so he's only leaving because they should never have been together in the first place.

Threesomes are shit, well maybe i'm just past that stage of my life where I have purely mechanical sex. Either way, tips? Just take it you filthy girl you.

>>17670641
Touch their dicks together. Drives them wild.

>>17671439
I went and turned on the kettle, waited for it to boil. Realized I didn't have any tea, went to the store to get some tea, no stores were open so I drove all the way across town to a store that was actually open. I got the tea, drove home and made tea just so I could spit it out laughing at this.

Honestly, I would respect a girl more if she didn't do this sort of thing. Wouldn't be a deal breaker, but I'd definitely question the type of person you are. People will only respect you as much as you respect yourself, OP.

We aren't defined by our thoughts or intentions, only our actions.

>>17671451

Yeah, theres just no way a normal human would want a threesome.

They'd be too messed up in some way to be worth it.

>>17670699
>You're going to lie by omission
that's not even a thing. if you don't tell you don't lie.

>>17670641
Have them make out with each other. That is the hottest shit to watch.

>>17670641
OK Simple practical advice.

1. Pick your men carefully. Their impulse will be to brag about it, so you have to be able to really trust them

2. Also be sure you can trust them in the moment. This event is for your enjoyment, and you want them to work within your boundaries and not get carried away.

3. Be sure all the ground rules are clear in advance. Are you expecting them to entertain each other as well as you? What exactly do you imagine happening - a 2-on-1, taking turns, spit-roasting, dp? Have that clear in advance so you don't have to start giving orders in the middle of things, which can be a buzz-kill.

4. Agree on a safe word or game-stopper signal for if things start going wrong - and be sure they men will respect it.

5. And as long as you can trust the guys not to tell - and that's a big assumption - don't worry about your reputation.

WORD OF CAUTION

If their balls touch it means they're gay.

Anything else is cool so long as they say "no homo" first.

>>17671141
I think you might be a cuck my man

>>17670641
Would a guy actually agree to team up with another guy to fuck someone he considers desirable ? Nah.
I honestly can't think of a situation where I or any guy I know would agree to something like this, the idea of a friend with a hard dick right next to my hard dick just weirds me out. A more likely scenario is meeting random dude at the club and he's like "hey bro I know this whore, wanna tag team her ?", and I have be really horny to agree, with the hope of never seeing either of them again.

>>17671598
>This event is for your enjoyment, and you want them to work within your boundaries and not get carried away.
Yup, the men's enjoyment and boundaries are totally irrelevant as long as OP's having a good time.

>>17671640
Wut

clean your poophole properly
give equal attention

>>17670641
I kinda hope this isn't who I think it is.

Do you have two friends with initials M and N?

Are you R? Cat with K?

If so, please reply with my kitties name or my initials. You know who.

Just let me know, I'm owed that.

>>17670641
Thread theme:
>https://youtu.be/NA2OSy3Oqhg

>>17671078
I'll be sure to use that exact wording.
>>17671422
Oh I plan to.
>>17671590
That would be super hot, but I don't think it's going to happen. They're both straight. I'll keep my fingers crossed though.
>>17671598
I've chosen people I trust for this, and my intention is that we all are forward with boundaries and wants, and that we can all entertain each other.
>>17671690
Firstly, I owe you nothing and whoever you're referring to doesn't owe you an answer either. Secondly, those initials mean nothing to me.

>>17671707
Honest to god?

If it is you, you've lied a lot in the past and yes... she totally does owe me a lot.

not like I would tell anyone. But come on... if so just... say so. For all that I gave and never got in return.

>>17671710
What part of "its not me" isn't clear?

>>17671710
>>17671707
I have been trying to get an ounce of truth from her from the very beginning. so again, if it is... post my or my kitties... and you will never have me in your life again for good. (or whenever you beckon me apparently because I would come)

so... yeah. You sound exactly like her and I need just one truth to keep all to my self.

>>17671690
Damn, what a pathetic beta orbiter you are.

>>17671714
well, that attitude for one.

and compulsive lying for two.

>>17671551
What if I told you that's how I plan to pick up women? Are you the salesman selling me a vehicle with bad carfax?

>>17670641
Communication with all parties is a necessity, let them know what is ok and what isn't so nobody gets carried away.
Protection, use protection, you might think you trust them, but they have no obligation to be honest with you, wrap them up.
Remember that you can't stop them talking about it, you are aware it stops you being relationship material, marriage material and "future mother of my kids" material, if everyone starts calling you a whore and the rest you can't really be too upset about it.

I've been in mff/mmf threesomes and I can tell you that mmf ones are awkward at the best of times, the guys will be concerned with fucking in front of another guy, if you do something like double penetration you have a very, very thin layer of rectal wall keeping your dicks from touching, if one of you fucks the girl and the other gets a blowjob, you are facing one another.
You might enjoy feeling like the centre of attention for 30 minutes, but you aren't going to be desired, you are going to be the equivalent of a living double ended flesh light.

>>17670693
>Lie? No. Am I going to bring it up immediately? No.
So when do you tell them? before you have slept with your new partner? when you are in love? when they propose to you? have had kids with you?

For a lot of guys that is a deal breaker, saying "I had a threesome while in a relationship" is one thing, but saying "I fucked 2 guys I wasn't involved with" is something else.

never been in one but maybe if i help you good karma will come back and land me a mff threesome

look up threesome positions
be safe
make rules
use lots of lube if youre doing anal
if you want it to be extra fun you could goade them into fighting over you
dont fucking go 1v1 with either dude unless youve taken care of both of them
look them in the eyes

>>17670641

I have no idea about threesomes except from what I've seen in movies, television shows, and porno, mostly porno. However, there is some advice from that Cosmopolitan website, so check them out.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/g4199/realistic-threesome-sex-positions/

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a46943/threesome-tips-from-women-who-have-had-them/

These should help since it's a website for women.

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>>17671598
>1. Pick your men carefully. Their impulse will be to brag about it, so you have to be able to really trust them

lol what guy is gonna brag that he fucked a girl with ANOTHER guy. Yeah dude it was hot as fuck we were both slamming her and then the other guy got ready to jizz on her, missed and got me right in the mouth. I was so surprised that I swallowed it all.

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>>17671598

>>17671629
t. Square

>>17670641
Expect?

Disappointment.

>>17670718
I am in my late 20's and still wouldn't want to be serious with a girl who has been in a threesome. You say you have no issue with people who think this way but your whole post was just one massive put down to men who have some standards.

This isn't just some kind of unobtainable fantasy that young men have, this is pretty much the standard of any man who has any self-worth and is able to get quality women. The only reason you find men who are older may seem to be more acceptable of this is because they are just as desperate as the women who want to settle.

A woman who has been in a threesome is massive red flag.

t, man who is in a serious relationship

>>17672319

Two of my buddies Eiffel Towered a girl in a bathroom at a party and you'd better believe they bragged about it for years.

>>17672434
why?

>>17670641
if ur not hot dont bother lol...

>>17670641
I don't know who you are exactly but think about that one man in your life that loved you for you, for your beauty, for your heart, intellect, creativity, and mind.

Think of the man that could describe your beauty...

"[cut]
.....
You're so incredibly beautiful my baby, you truly are. Every part of you, from your toes to your shining raven hair. When you're feeling self conscious, you need to know it's not warranted. Every trip together, ever day I spent with you in the city, I remember everything I wrote here for you to read. Elegant descriptions of how the light would flow over your delicate figure and how incredibly special I felt because I was the one you chose to display such beauty for. If you're ever feeling self conscious I want you to remember how I looked at you while you sat or laid next to me after making love.

I know you could see love in my eyes... you could see me admiring your beauty and I know you could see I was genuinely in awe. Your face was shining brighter than any light in the room, any window. As I took in the sight of my love, my gentle woman, you knew you were beautiful because you truly, without question, are beautiful. All of you. My gaze was unquestionably sincere.

So remember my euphoric smile as I looked upon you drunk with love and lustful infatuation. You're the most beautiful woman, with a grace, elegance, and class that fills my body and soul with an amorous yearning. You're my classy beautiful lady <3 <3 <3 "

That's the man you want to be with when you've stopped being such a massive fucking whore. Don't do it. Don't ruin yourself. Your body is something special you should only share with the one you truly love. Don't give it away for nothing.

I originally thought of my recent ex making this post and it made me vomit. For real.

God I hope you are not her.

>>17672478
sounds pretty gay desu

Kek enjoy your future boyfriend being disgusted by you. I'd break up with my mrs instantly if I found that out.

>>17672498
If someone wrote me something like that I would stab them and then myself for fucking with someone like them.

Well, the time has come.

Thanks to those who gave actual advice, and whatever for the haters. I'm about to leave to have my threesome!

Super excited. I've got some hopes, but honestly think this'll be fun even if I don't get to do all the things I'm hoping for.

Wish me luck!

>>17673130
Post pics later.

>>17672457
I am a married man anon, and if a girl told me she had been in a threesome with two men, I would immediately think "oh good, she likes dick"

OP, tell each man you start dating of your threesome within the first week of your relationship, it's an excellent way to sort the trash out of your life.

>>17671825
>I've been in mff/mmf threesomes and I can tell you that mmf ones are awkward at the best of times, the guys will be concerned with fucking in front of another guy, if you do something like double penetration you have a very, very thin layer of rectal wall keeping your dicks from touching, if one of you fucks the girl and the other gets a blowjob, you are facing one another.
>You might enjoy feeling like the centre of attention for 30 minutes, but you aren't going to be desired, you are going to be the equivalent of a living double ended flesh light.

hot

I'm an Ivy-educated engineer with equity in multiple businesses. My yearly compensation from my day job alone is in excess of $200,000. I have the means to provide a stable and comfortable life.

I and those like me would look down on associating with somebody who plans on doing what you plan on doing. It would be in your interest to tell the truth, but I personally would end any sort of relationship with you. My opinion may not mean anything to you, but you should consider it, as it is not far from the norm.

>>17670718
What the fuck are you on about

The only "man" who will "settle" with you will be the type of faggot whos happy is consolation prizes.

>>17674165
>I'm an Ivy-educated engineer

So basically you have nothing going for you aside from money.

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>>17673289
> it's an excellent way to sort the trash out of your life.

fixed

> it's an excellent way to sort the trash out of their life.

>>17673130
Eight hours later, I think it's story time.

>>17674498
Seconded.

I know shes going to post those details because shes fucked up in the head.

She would deny it up and down this isn't her but I know it is.

If she just told me I would leave her alone forever and she would not longer have to feel guilty about the terrible things she did to me.

This is her first MMF but I know she did it with her friends M and photographer guy. If she told me.

It's amazing how her values she told me to me were all lies.

>>17670641

Never had a threesome, but I would guess the 2 men are not going to pay each other much attention. I would guess you'll be active for the duration.

>>17674767
>I know shes going to post those details because shes fucked up in the head.
I know shes going to post those details because this is all a fantasy
3/10
not even as good as yoni thread tbqh

bump for post 3some details, bring it on

>>17674498
>>17674741
>>17674833
Sure, story time.

Honestly it didn't turn out as good as I was really hoping. I really wanted to try a dp, but one of the guys wasn't comfortable with it, so it didn't happen. One guy finished pretty early, and after that it was mostly a sequence of 2-somes with a spectator.

It was fun. Glad I did it, but I think it could have been a lot more fun.

>>17673289
>I'm a married man

You say that like what you say takes precedence over what I said, when the reality is that you are a massive sucker and most likely a beta.

>I would immediately think "oh good, she likes dick"

Yes because you have to partake in a threesome to show that you enjoying having sex in general, what a fucking mong. You sound like the kind of guy who barely ever had sex and has to resort to finding skanks out of desperation as you feel this heightens the chance of getting you dick wet, you never had the choice did you?

Let me guess, your wife was a "former" slut? and how often does she put out for you?

Been with my girl for 3 years and we still do it once a day at least, a girl can have a healthy sex life without having to be the town bicycle you know, it isn't like your black and white thinking.

>>17670825
Have you ever been in a relationship before, really? Do you date? How early in the game do you give her a full, detailed history of all your sexual encounters? Sometimes you guys are so full of shit I can't even stand it

If/when it comes up, she shouldn't lie about it, but nobody is required to disclose that kind of thing if they don't want to. A lot of guys really just wouldn't want to hear a story like that from their girlfriend, even if they don't care that she did it.

>>17675972
Not him, but people generally discuss how many partners they have had, etc quite early in a relationship. Not in great deal mind, but more of a casual thing.

Every single relationship I have been in, I or the woman has been curious about each others pasts.

But yes she should disclose that information, because if the guy develops feelings for you then finds out later on you did something he doesn't agree with, that is a real shitty thing to do to a person.

A lot of guys aren't going to like what you did and I have broke it off with girls before who I found out did stuff like that. Guys talk to each other, guys look out for each other when it comes to this by the way, we talk about which girls are good for relationships and which ones are sluts.

You fucked up if you want a proper relationship.

>>17675972
My girlfriend asked me within 3 weeks of knowing me, and 1 day of becoming official, about my previous partners, and naturally i asked her.

Seems normal and legit to do so, people like to know that stuff early on.

>>17675909
You have been marked now. Anyone who knows these guys is going to know what you did, they will brag.

Any guy that they know who you have any interest in the future will tell them as well "oh that girl dude? lol me and another guy railed her in a threesome man"

>>17675989
>>17675998

Been with my boyfriend for 3 years and neither of us asked or said anything about sexual history.
I know about his long terms and he knows about mine, but really I don't want to know the details of his sexual past or if he fucked some random girl here and there.
I wouldn't like to be with someone who had to know about my sexual history to judge if I am faithful or worthy of love.

>>17676012
>I wouldn't like to be with someone who had to know about my sexual history to judge if I am faithful or worthy of love

Why not? it is a massive judge of character and it shows what you are getting into. The fact that you would like to keep it as vague as possible shows to me personally that you have done things you aren't proud of and are worried you will get judged for it, hence why you do not like the idea of it.

I don't see the big deal with asking how many people someone has slept with, personally. Girls have asked me and I will happily tell them so. It is completely fine to have some kind of standard, it doesn't make you a bad person for wanting to know this information.

But if your relationship is working and you guys are the same in view, that is rather not knowing then that is fine. Just don't lie if one day he ever gets curious or upset that he would want to know.

>>17676030
>Why not?
Because I don't see the purpose.
Sexual history is not a normal topic of conversation to me. It's not like we walk past a park and he says "Oh, look at that bench! Once when I was 15 my girlfriend Hannah stroked my dick through the pants. She gave me my first blowjob, too. Cool girl, you'd like her". We just don't talk about it normally, so why should I give him a detailed list of the guys I had flings with and viceversa?
Also - What does he get from knowing the number of guys who fucked me before him? Once you know how many guys I fucked and how many girls you fucked, what do you know about me?
I don't think it's a good judge of character. I know plenty of decent people who fucked around and plenty of shit people who are still virgin.
And we actually know each other, I don't need to know how many girls he fucked to know what kind of person he is.

>The fact that you would like to keep it as vague as possible shows to me personally that you have done things you aren't proud of
I had sex with one guy before him, long term boyfriend. Nothing I am ashamed of.
And, honestly, as long as someone doesn't cheat, I don't think that there is much to be ashamed of.

>>17671133
I'm a full retard then.

Perfect GF + two man threesome = never looking back.

>>17676082
You really are getting this all wrong. It is one conversation that happens when you are bonding and getting close. You do not go into massive detail, you share the numbers with each other, then you move on. You are reading way into this, especially with that example you gave. Kinda amazes me that you don't realize most people have this conversation to be honest.

>I don't think it's a good judge of character. I know plenty of decent people who fucked around and plenty of shit people who are still virgin.

Debatable, considering on what you see as a decent person is subjective. For me just being a friendly person isn't enough as I assuming that is what you are talking about, also there are degrees of decent for certain scenarios, like a relationship. I could see a girl who has had a lot of partners being a decent person in certain areas, but it doesn't mean I want her as a girlfriend.

>I had sex with one guy before him, long term boyfriend. Nothing I am ashamed of.

Then why does it make you feel uncomfortable then that some people have a certain way of thinking that doesn't align to yours?

>And, honestly, as long as someone doesn't cheat, I don't think that there is much to be ashamed of.

Right, but then why do so many girls lie about their past, etc if there is nothing to be ashamed about? if a girls is a massive slut and owns it, I don't give a fuck and is preferable as it allows me to filter her out of the dating pool.

It's really weird, it is like you want women to have no consequences for their actions. Well there are, sadly and you can't please everyone.

>>17671193
>She withheld information that would have led to him making a different choice, so he's only leaving because they should never have been together in the first place.

THIS THIS THIS

You know when the guy would not date you if he knew about the threesome.

>>17671117
>no sane (by this i mean not desperate or perverte) man wants to date/marry a girl who's been in threesome.
That's great news, so all we insane people can have them. Probably turns out that the majority of the population is insane according to your definition, but oh well.

>>17674165
let's just ignore that it's always the wealthiest and richest people who have the most fucked up fetishes like getting escorts then doing scat things with them.
>I and those like me would look down on associating with somebody who plans on doing what you plan on doing.
You are incredibly naive. Yeah, sure, publicly or among their peers, they pretend to be all sober and clean, but in the backrooms they are as dirty as anybody else.

>>17676174
>You do not go into massive detail, you share the numbers with each other, then you move on.
Why tho? Why is the number important if sexual history is something you don't want to talk about?
It's not normal to talk about your sexual history. My example was exactly to prove that talking about sexual history is not a thing you should talk about. You don't gain anything from knowing how many people your partner fucked.

>Kinda amazes me that you don't realize most people have this conversation to be honest.
No one ever asked me. I would probably dump a guy who asked me, because I think it's fucked up to judge a person over this.

>I could see a girl who has had a lot of partners being a decent person in certain areas, but it doesn't mean I want her as a girlfriend.
Why? What does it say about her?

>Then why does it make you feel uncomfortable then that some people have a certain way of thinking that doesn't align to yours?
It doesn't. I am pretty conservative sexually, I don't think it's a useful way to judge a person.
I wouldn't want to date someone who cares so much about how many guys I slept before him.

>Right, but then why do so many girls lie about their past, etc if there is nothing to be ashamed about?
Because people judge them, and no one wants to be judged. I don't justify lies, but on the other hand I can understand that people don't want to be shamed.
No one asks them if they ever had erectile dysfunction or if they have premature ejaculation, it weirdly isn't one of the things you ask to a person while you're bonding (unlike the number of dicks a girl sucked, which is a normal thing to ask apparently).

>it is like you want women to have no consequences for their actions.
I never said a word about women.
I don't think that the number of people you had sex with is a good way to judge a person, in general.

>>17670641
Nope, nope, nope.

Not only are you not gf material but you likely don't understand that you won't be wife or mother material with these types of lifestyle choices. If you want to maintain the ability to pair bond with a man, this type of interaction isn't for you. It's your life but realize every woman has a clock counting down before they have fertility problems. Women think they can mess around until 35 then settle down. It doesn't work that way. Women are not men. Women lose their fertility fairly rapidly after 30'ish. Good luck! Have fun!

>>17670709
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10/10

>>17670718
A guy wanting you and a guy wanting to *keep* you are two very different things. The distinction is an important one to make if you're going to try giving advice about shit like this.

>>17671122
>>plebbit

>>17671447
>didn't have any tea
that's because you're a heathen

>>17671518
and you are an idiot

>>17671640
raycissssss!!

>>17671716
People like that always let non-obvious shit slip. Always. Think back. It'll be something mundane.

>>17671837
NO! BAD!!!
don't ever take advice from women's magazines/publications, they are abject shit across the board

>>17674407
>>17676213
So quick to eat your own lol. Nigger he's an engineer ffs. The crowd you're thinking of was described by >>17671122

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>>17675963
>having a threesome means you're the town bike
>having a threesome means anything at all
Get over yourself man. You act as if your insecurities make you some authority on relationships.
They don't, you aren't. You're just some guy that Can't Handle being with someone that wasn't as prudish as you are.

>he equivocates participating in a threesome with being the 'town bike'
>he actually gives this much of a shit about 'sluts'
>he somehow construed being OK with a partner's past proclivities with accusing everyone else of having unhealthy sex lives
Jesus man YOU'RE the one with black & white thinking, fuck

>You sound like the kind of guy
Holy shit cool it with the projecting.

Not even that anon, the amount of insecure square faggots on this board is ridiculous.