Confessions

I once rubbed myself against a chair during class, because I was horny. I blame my period hormones.

When I was like 4 I pushed a toddler off a slide (sideways), while we were at the top, pretty sure she had permanent brain damage.

No regrets

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>>17664522
>I had sex with your mom when she cheated on your dad about 20 years ago and you might be my son.
I love you son.

>>17664522

I enjoy trolling. I literally feel this euphoric aura around me when I successfully troll and trigger someone.

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>>17664608
>It's okay she was cheating on you with me at the time.

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>>17664612

go out and smeelll some grasss.

Tried to fuck my dog. Still can see teeth marks on my dick

When I was 8, I was coerced and threatened into doing sexual acts with another girl my age. She forced me to do it even though I didn't want to.

Years later once puberty was just starting to hit, I introduced a female friend of mine to sexual stuff. I never forced her or anything like it was forced upon me, and when she eventually told me she wanted to stop I accepted that completely, but as I got older I felt more and more guilty about it. I just didn't really comprehend that what had happened to me was wrong until my teens.
I feel as though I corrupted her the same way I was corrupted sometimes, even though I'm still friends with her to this day and she's far better off than me. We've never talked about it since. Idk if she even remembers, I'm sure she does, but I don't think we'll ever discuss it out of awkwardness.

TL;DR, I was raped as a kid, then I did sex stuff with a friend, and sometimes I feel like I'm a rapist too even though there was always consent.

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>>17664612

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>>17664612
same

>>17664522

this is a board for advice. do you need some advice?

I screencapped a part of conversation to send to a friend and accidentally sent it to that person. She got mad even though the photo was of her turning down being my date to a wedding and the comment was "this was her response". She's since deleted me from facebook and instagram. Clearly she's mad because she feels I've betrayed her trust. Should I apologize or just let this die?

A long time ago when I was at my friends he was poking around his dad's room and he found like 800 bucks tucked away in an old book his dad had in his dresser and he showed it to me and I didn't think much of it

literally like 4-5 years later I was hanging out with my other friends who were brothers, while the rich friend and his family were out of town. We were lazing around with no money, no food and nothing to do when we got on the subject of shit we'd done and I think the younger brother mentioned stealing something from the rich kid's house once or something like that. I remembered the money and suggested we go check their house out while they were gone. The younger brother still had the combination to the box they kept their house key in, because a year prior to this he watched their house for them and fed their cats etc. I told them about the money but that there was a good chance it wouldn't be there anymore, but that even if there was no money to be found we'd at least be able to take some snacks from their totally full snack closet or something.

Anyways we went over there, searched around their house and I managed to find the money which was 800 dollars and we split it three ways and never told anyone. I'm pretty sure if his dad ever found out he just assumed one of his sons took it, I don't know if it ever caused any problems as I never heard about it

also we did take some snacks as well

I have two hot female cousins (they're sisters) who are about the same age as me. Between the ages of 13-16, everytime I would go to their house, I would steal one or two of their thongs and bring them home. I would put them on and fap regularly. I had quite the collection going but realized I had to stop stealing them and get rid of the dozens that I had stashed. Too much of a risk being caught stealing them, or my parents finding the thong stash in my room. Or my cousins could catch on that their thongs were going missing everytime I came over. I have a pretty squeaky clean image in my family too. If they ever found out, oh man... I dont even want to think about it

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I tell everyone im a vegetarian but I still grab a piece of turkey from the fridge some times because i'm worried about my protein intake. I'm also insanely jealous of attractive and/or rich people, life tends to be so much easier on them.

>>17664522
I cross checked a girl in a youth hockey game when their team scored.

It was an awful thing to do. Sorry!

>>17664635
Honestly, when you experience sexual assualt, you may experience extreme guilt for being sexual when it is acceptable and okay. You associate being sexual as being something that's dirty and wrong because it was used as a weapon against you, and you may feel as if you were doing the same to that girl even though it was consensual.
Just know that you didn't do anything wrong so long as you were both happily participating. The most the girl may feel is embarrassment or, perhaps, guilt herself for being sexual.
You're okay. You listened to her when she wanted to stop. You did good. Don't torture yourself

I and one of my friends from elementary school used to eat each other out, masturbate, and look for her moms porn together. She is about 3 or 4 years older than me and we lost contact really early on and shes now married with children but it still haunts me. The only other person I have told about this was my boyfriend. I was a fucked up 6 year old.

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People might be jealous of attractive and rich, but how would you react if you knew that there's a person like that exist, yet he never uses any of his belongings and opportunities? I was accused of that several times, by the way. I waste my life, not in the way some people with money do like drink until you slip into a coma and fuck whores all day long, but with complete apathy and indifference.

Also I'm stupid as hell and won't be able to compensate this by any possesions. Spending a lot on my education does not make me any smarter neither in academic way nor real-life. No skills deployed. I never, ever in my life had to worry about "money" situation. All I had to do was to follow that damn life train, CJ.

My sin is disregarding and neglecting everything to become a better person, despite having all resources to do that. Sloth. Low-spiritedness.

I groped my aunt while she was asleep. That damaged our relationship a lot.
Plus I had some intimate encounters with mom. Kissing, petting and groping, but nothing more. No changes in relationship. It used to be more frequent, now it's been more than a year without a single encounter. Made me feel guilty after commiting them, tho. I still get goosebumps if i think too much about it.
It's a relief that shit didn't went too far. I feel terrified about what could have happened if I would have banged my mom.

>>17664997
That must be common in this site. I feel the same way, and from what I read, a lot of people over here feels that way too.

Forced my dog to suck my dick when I was a teenager.
Haven't really trusted anyone ever.
Hate most people.
Was raped at 14 and enjoyed it.
Often just use the people around me because I'm lazy and couldn't give a fuck.
Cheated on my most recent girlfriend at her birthday party because she's a piece of shit and whored herself for money for 6 months and tried to justify it as "just work". Supported her through it and then she cheated on me when she said she was done. Left her shortly after.
Frequently steal things and fuck people over.
Consistently lie about myself to make people think I'm more interesting than I actually am.
Have quit jobs to leach off the government and my significant others just so I can play video games and not have to interact with anyone.
Been browsing this shit hole since 2006.
The list goes on.

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>>17665009
In some cases I even feel morally obligated. It does put a lot of pressure on me, though. I think I won't be able to handle the flowing regret.

And that feeling which has been described lately, which is described all the time. I still hope somebody will save me, that I am full of powerlessness to change anything. There were several brief attempts to improve the situation, but I give up as soon as I encounter difficulties, my effort is not reciprocated. Feeling content with everything I get, but never feel happy or fulfilled. Slight reminiscence of happiness still stuck in my head. People were so interesting. Everyone and everything were.

I'm very attracted to male asses

i once got into a music competition and played the journey to silius main theme in a sax
my leg was a fucking motorbike and that haunted me for a good amount of time
so yeah

Ever since college started, I've become filled with more hatred towards other races.

I can't stand Chinese people at this point and mentally I hate being around them now. They have the most disgusting habits I've ever seen, have no regard for our American values, and really only give a shit about themselves. The way they eat is just vile, I can't fucking stand it. I sit down to eat in the dining hall, and of course some Chinese kids have to sit down and start speaking whatever they speak while only staring at their lo mein and chicken and slurping like there's no tomorrow. Thankfully they eat so fast they're done in like 15 minutes, but fucking hell they're like the human form of pigs.

Koreans are dicks entirely and have no regard for anyone at all. They have this holier-than-thou attitude that pisses me off every single time I see one, they have no fucking care in the world except for themselves. Fucking pricks.

I can't stand Muslims at my school either. They act like complete assholes, as if they run the place because the Chinese are racist as fuck and run when they see brown skin, and the white guys either don't speak to them or won't defend themselves.

Everyone pisses me off at my school and I'm becoming more and more bigoted daily. I can't stand this shit hole, I just want to get my friend to finally admit she fucking likes me, get my degree, and get the fuck out.

Fuck this place, fuck the way girls play these dumb ass games, and fuck the goddamn slurping noise the asians make when they vacuum down that food.

>>17665187
Not sure if you are still browsing this thread, but I feel you, with an exception not related with races. I had a good people in my school in spite of that fact their main pastime included drinking and partying, I would say, that's the only thing their pastime consisted of. However, one of them liked classic french and russian literature and was always pleasant to be around, great person, you may bring up any controversial point and have a good discussion. We have become good friends with another guy, yet we have nothing in common. Although we used to help each other in specific situations. I was always keen on helping him, he is a grateful and compassionate person. I almost cry like a little bitch reminiscing the moment he visited me while I was in hospital. For some reason they didn't behave like bunch of normalfags. I am bad at evaluating people' behaviours.

Haven't made any friends in university. There is nobody to befriend. I don't understand why does it feel that everyone acts shallow and forcing being friends.

In what kind of shithole you are? What degree you are getting?

>>17664522
From time to time, I'd go to my friend's house and when I'd go "to take a piss", I'd actually smell his mother's bra and fap to it. The last time it happened was 5-6 years ago.

Sometimes I lie on the internet.

I don't pay the parking tickets I get from my University.

When I was young but just hitting puberty (around 12 or something) I had this 17 year old baby sitter who my parents loved because she was a mousy bookworm type girl. It became regular for her to force me to do sexual (ish) stuff for her when she would come over. At first it was like trying me to rub her feet and stuff (keep in mind, she was a lot bigger than me and stronger... I was a really skinny little twerp). But it eventually became almost exclusively butt stuff. Would have me rim her, etc. Never did anything vaginal. After a certain point I started enjoying it but I acted like i didn't. Now I'm incredibly fixated on femdom/butt stuff and it makes me feel pretty gross after I cum. Even went so far as to get my long time gf to act really dominant/sit on my face in bed.

I've never told anyone at all and now the baby sitter is married and lives hundreds of miles away.

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>>17664522
I look good with clothes on and look like shit out of clothes aside from my big dick

>mfw the worst feels

Every time I see a woman messaging and laughing, being dress in a sexual manner or being flirty with men (including me) I just want to choke her for being a dirty deceiving hypergamic slut. I am just filled of hatred towards women and it really affects my relationship with all of them (haven't kissed in 7 months) including with my mother.

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>>17664612

>>17664697
Found the black.

>>17666347
Jesus christ muh dick

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>>17664522
I care too much about people. Even about those who don't deserve respect or attention.

When I was a depressed 15 year old I trolled the fuck out of facebook using fake accounts. It was very easy back then.
I wasn't politically biased, but I liked going to a certain political facebook page about a tv show. It was mostly people posting stuff about how the government is great and a few others responded and they argued.
ANYWAY I picked some random old dude that was posting, I made a fake account, copied his name and photo... and started posting that I was having a heart attack. Soon people started freaking out, some thought it was a joke but still got concerned. I felt so great being evil. Afterwards the real one showed up again, saw what happened and sent me a personal message insulting me and telling me that people called him irl because they were worried. It was funny as fuck because we both had the same photo and name and he didn't know who I was.

I trolled that page a lot. Some other day I took the photo and name of some other old man that posted far left stuff and I started posting right wing stuff lol. Like "think about it, we really need a new military regime to fix some things".
Some people started replying to me "man, I thought you were smarter than that...". Other people that seemed to be friends with him started saying that he was a jerk lmao. Eventually, again the real man showed up and pointed out it was a fake account copying him.
But since no one discovered it was ME, I had my fun. I loved being evil.

I feel so envious of you. I'll never be able to fullfill my ss fetish.

>>17667203
Meant for >>17666347

>>17664650
Apologize and then let it die depending on her response.

>>17666550
>Haha fried chicken hahaå

>>17666572
>>17667203
I mean, it feels kinda weird to me. Like I think it's sexy, but I also feel kinda nasty about it. If you anons want, I can give some stories. I've literally never even talked about it, maybe it'll be cathartic.

>>17667325
Though honestly idk of /adv/ is cool with that sort of thing

>>17664978
I get you. Kinda of the same situation happened to me but it was mostly over the clothes stuff and kissing. Also it was with my cousin and I was in maybe
In 3rd or 4th grade. Who was also a female.

I've only told one person, an ex, but I only told her I kissed that cousin.

On a side note, she tried initiating this shit again once when I was in high school, I believe she was in middle school. I was pretty shocked and I didn't partake.

Also when I was in maybe 4th or 5th grade I pretended to be fucking this other girl who was my mom's friend's daughter. I also dry humped her that day. One time we watched porn together and masturbated together, she might've had another friend in the room.

I've been masturbating since the 3rd grade. I watched porn habitually from the 3rd grade up until 5th grade when my parents cut off the Internet. I still masturbated a lot, usually to erotica. When I was a sophomore I started heavily watching porn again.

I was a fucked up kid. I was exposed to porn at a very young age. I just vaguely remembered that I watched some porn in a hotel room on a trip to sea world San Diego. Pretty sure I watched it more than once. I was about 5.

>>17664522
I've cheated, I've lied,I've been cruel and I've stolen. I've been lazy, ungrateful, spiteful and afraid.

I guess the worst thing i've done though is betray the first group of friends I've ever had in the real world. Acid is crazy stuff man. they just started doing it every day, didn't know what it was at first, until i did it with them, right after the cops came and nearly busted them for it. I tripped with them, remorseless after the fact.

I was afraid they'd know. It was suffering. Some of them developed full blown mental illnesses because if it, i looked up everything before I knew they were trying it. I warned them, but they just wouldn't listen, even if they had all the risk factors.

I'm a fraud. I've sinned.

>>17667325
I get that too. Actually, I'm >>17665002 and I perfectly understand what you mean.

Care to share stories?

>>17664522
I had sex with a hooker for the first time last night. Completely awesome, it was like a date except she actually cared about me and not just herself.

>>17664522
Sometimes when I'm driving at night and there are no other cars around I don't signal before changing lanes.

>>17668097
Lets see, how about you choose from a few.

>First time she ever got weird

>First time doing "sexual" stuff

>First time I enjoyed it

How is this fitness related?

My husband asked that if I sleep with other guys hat I use a condom. Sometimes I make them get an std test and forgo the condom.

>>17669140
Wait, what? You sleep with other guys and he knows?

>>17669080
>>First time she tried.

>>17669183
Yes. It's an open relationship with rules (that I don't always keep).

>>17669202
I don't mean to be moralistic or offensive here, but for me that's fucked up. Like it's a business partnership of sorts and not a marriage.

>>17669211
Like the Clintons

>>17669211
The sex sucks. But we fell in love before we had it. Which...is what it is

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Im failing one of my classes and was too depressed to attend one of the early midterms today.

Uni is going exatcly like how everyone told me, that I'd be a failure. I thought I could prove them wrong, I can't...

>>17664612
>>17664643
Out of interest, why? I've always thought of internet trolls as middle-aged men and neckbeards feeling like they're gaining small victories by trying to divert or mislead conversations, and I've never been able to figure out why or what the motive is.
I suppose making someone upset is like a sadistic joy? That kinda explains it I guess.

>>17664522
In second grade I threw a rock off the playground and it hit a girl in the head. Lol.

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>>17664650
Let it die and stop being weird, she's not interested in you.

>>17664697
Enterprising for an 8 year old. Cunt move, but we all made plenty in our kid years.

>>17664933
>I'm a vegetarian but eat turkey
I hate to be the one to tell you anon..

>I'm also insanely jealous of attractive and/or rich people, life tends to be so much easier on them.
You're wrong about this too. The old addage of money doesn't buy you happiness is true. It solves some small problems like debt and worrying about bills, but it creates more work and effort and anxiety. I've been poor and am now rich and both suck equally, it's the person that matters.

>>17664978
What kind of porn did her mom have? For science.

>>17667662
What kind of porn? Also for science.

>>17664997
Money doesn't buy happiness. You sound depressed more than anything. Create goals and a life for yourself and happiness follows. Live for yourself.

>>17665132
That's called being gay.

>>17666347
Contact her on facebook and go rim her stupid. For science.

>>17666356
Get a gym membership and do Arnies Golden Six for 6 months+. Literally all it takes.

>>17666403
Craziest person in the thread so far.

>>17667180
That's not evil, that's just mildly amusing trolling.

>>17669080
All of em, also post her nerdy face for science. I'm not into being submissive or any of that shit but the whole kinky fucked up nerdy teenage girl thing is diamonds.

>>17669140
>>17669235
Stop bothering. Better yet, make him raise some other guys kid. I volunteer as tribute.

>>17667216
Thanks

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>>17664594
at least you didn't do it during a presidential debate

>>17669308
Just regular straight porn lol. Never really gotten off to girl on girl. Since I was 14 I thought I was a lesbian, then I turned 18 and had sex with a guy. Guess I'm bi. Been with way more females that males. I've had relations with 6 girls, but I've dated about 8/9. Only been with two guys.

Still slightly confused, more about labels though. I don't really embrace "pride " like I did when I was a teenager. I don't even mention my sexuality unless I'm asked, which isn't very often because I'm dating a guy currently so everyone assumes I'm 100% straight.

>>17669191
Alrighty. So the deal was, more often than not, that she would watch me on Friday nights because my brother played baseball and my dad coached. My mom would hang out with one of her friends on Friday nights and call over the sitter. Let's call her... Amy. Amy came highly recommended because she also worked as a sitter for one of my mom's friends. She was friendly and quiet, and spent the first several Fridays working on homework and stuff.
One night I started bugging her because I was bored, and was trying to get her to play street fighter with me. She keeps shooting me down, so I keep pestering. Eventually, I started mock fighting the air around her, just being silly, when she sprang up, bound my arms back and bear hugged the shit out of me. She would squeeze till I felt like I was gonna pop, then let go slightly so I could breathe. After a few minutes of this, she laughed at me and said something along the lines of "how are you gonna pay me back for being so annoying?"
It started with me cleaning her shoes, like as a discipline thing. I felt bad for bothering such a nice girl so I did it. Then she says "get over here and rub my feet. They're sore." This goes on for some time, and I actually kind of enjoy being subservient to this lady.
This goes on for a couple weeks, I'd rub her feet, get her stuff like water and food, and kind of dote on her in a weird way. In exchange, she said she would never tells anyone how much of a runt I was for letting a girl push him around. I was embarrassed, and she would sort of look at me harshly when my parents were around, and I would get the signal that I should keep my mouth shut.
Then after a couple of weeks, she lays down on her stomach and tells me to give her a massage. I start working her feet, but she tells me her calves are sore, then get thighs... Then.. her ass .

>Cont

>>17669327
Far out, sounds like you're fairly normal and together. Are you the person who was exposed to porn at a young age? I think that may've increased your sexuality and skewed/warped your taste somewhat

>>17669336
>Cont

She has me kneading her ass, and im sorta crouching on her legs. I start feeling funny but don't understand why. She looks back from her book and says "I can barely feel it," and starts to pull down her jeans. I'm stunned and think shes joking, and say something along the lines of "No way! I don't wanna see that!"

She gets visibly angry and squeezes me between her legs,slamming her book down and wriggling out of her jeans. She pulls down her pants and just kinda hovers her ass there, and when I look away, she notices, screams at me to look at it. I do it, scared (and also feeling funny).
She tells me to kiss it.

I start stammering but she tells at me again and squeezes me harder so I give it a tiny peck. I didn't know what it meant at the time, but she was soaking wet. I thought she had gotten so mad that she had accidentally peed herself or something. She tells me to kiss it more, and starts kind of moving me toward her asshole. I resist and she gives up. She tells me that u deserved it for being mean. And makes it clear that if I tell anyone I'll be in big trouble. It would get much weirder over the next several months, but that was the first "encounter"

>>17669366
sounds a little made up, but GO ON FFS

>>17669382
Well I'm massively condensing here, especially with things that were said, which kind of takes the realism out of stories. I can continue if folks want me to

>>17669387
GO FORTH

>>17669387
moar

also first time you enjoyed it

>>17669419
>>17669429
Alrighty. Well, it wasn't a sudden switch really, kind of a slow process. We continued like this for a while: footrubs, general pampering, etc. But we added "wrestling" to something we did every time she was over. More or less a flimsy excuse for her to throw me around,squeeze me, pin me, and ultimately get her back end in my face. She started blaming me for it, too. Making it seem like I was the one always kinda maneuvering for it and all that, even though I wasn't.
Because of how frequently and intensely it went down, I wasn't all that surprised when she started getting my head right in her crack and telling me to kiss her *there*. She would squirm and write and I couldn't breathe with her on top of me, and all that movement served to make me really sore on Saturday mornings. When she would dismount my head, my neck and chin would be covered in juices from her vag, but again I didn't know what that was and was afraid to ask.
But then I started thinking about it like, all the time. I would drift off during class and think about the way she smelled, the way my lips would taste just slightly salty after I had spent time planting them on her asshole, the way her weight felt pressed on me. I'd get boners all the time and i didn't know what masturbating was so I just had to sit there frustrated all the time.
So then I started thinking that maybe this is what sex is supposed to be. I didn't know really what it was, just knew that older guys would talk about girl's butts so I thought maybe she just liked me or something. I was very confused, but a part of my mind started getting excited for Friday nights.
So here I was looking forward to this fucked up thing kinda, and I just sorta slowly and gradually became more comfortable with it.

>Cont

>>17669468
So one night we're wrestling, and I do actively start yanking at her jeans, and I bit her ass once trying to be playful. If you've never bitten denim before, fucking dont, it's the weirdest feeling in the world on your teeth and I still cringe when I think about it.
So once again a go down on my back, and down comes the butt. But this time, I grabbed the sides of it, and started kissing it without being told to. She positions herself again in a way that pins down my arms, and says "open your mouth". I do, and she lowers the herself so her hole sits right inside of my mouth. She then starts laughing at me but I'm pretty much given into whatever urges I had, and I start licking. She rocks around a bit and keeps telling me that I'm a weirdo for doing this, but she doesn't stop me. I get harder than I've ever been, and being the psycho she was, she just sorta lays her head on my crotch ( I still had pants on). After a few minutes of this she gets up and goes to the bathroom for a long time. She would do this kinda often, idk maybe she was masturbating? Then she just went right back to her work.

This activity continued for a few more weeks, then I started playing baseball too. I didn't need a sitter anymore so she stopped coming around. I saw her like 4 or 5 more times at school functions but we never spoke again.

This shit will haunt me for life.

When I was 15, I got a lot into mom-son porn. Since I was (and still am) a horny fucker, I began noticing my mom as a woman and started wanting to fuck her, just like in my internet porn comics. She also was alone at the time, so I tired a lot of methods, like sleeping in undies only over the sheets of my bed, letting my room's door open and explicitely stating that to her. Of course, nothing happened at all.

At 18, I started getting into voyeurism. So logically I (tried to) spy on my mom when she went to the bathroom. It didn't work as she caught me in the act and hell let loose for me. Nowadays I excuse the act with her telling her that I was "high" when I did it, but I was in full control of my actions. The relationship with my mom has been fully awkward since then, and I don't show her any physical love anymore.

The past year, I got ahold of her e-mail password, and the first thing I did was to get to her Search History and furiously fap to her entire porn history, since she didn't know what Incognito mode was. She had vanilla as fuck tastes and since she got herself a boyfriend (I can tell from the date), she started getting into more kinky shit, like threesomes and dildoes.

Even although I will never justify what I did, at least thanks to spying her e-mail I found out that she had hided from the family that she had a fucking massive debt with a bank thanks to funding said boyfriend's restaurant project. It didn't work, the restaurant closed and she still has that debt, yet she kept seeing him afterwards (it wasn't until I called her out on that shit that she broke up with him forever). So no, I'm a fucking pice of shit, but I content myself with the fact that I learned the truth about her. I plan to repay her debt once I stop being a poorfag, someday, but for now my family keeps living in a poor state. Doesn't help she is unemployed due to her age.

>>17664522
My only sin so far has been wasting my life. I'm a 20 yr old kissless virgin that has never used drugs or alcohol. I have no friends and all I ever do is eat, work, excersice, masturbate, and browse 4chan. I have been trying to fix my life for the past 5 years but I have never made any progress. Every year I dig myself deeper into this bottomless pit of misery and boredom.

I once killed a man.

His crime was wearing the other nation's uniform.

>>17669855
May I ask which war?

I masturbate too much.

I'm 24 and I have phimosis, only now I started to try to cure by stretching. I'm ashamed of telling anyone or even a doctor.

>>17669876
No, you may not.

>>17664522
I embloqued an vagin but then also stoping

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I have a gay crush on my best friend

>>17669942
You should tell the doctor

I was into a young female teacher of mine from age 14 to 17. She taught my favorite subject and she was also really pretty. I started carefully collecting information about her from other students. What she likes, what she hates, where did she graduate, what was she doing on the side, what's his ideal man like, etc. I've had a notebook half full with info. I met a girl my age when I was 17 so I stopped writing in the notebook for 6 months. Broke up when I was 18. I got a bit more confident, thinking I'm the shit. Started flirting with the teacher. She was hot and cold, sometimes reciprocating. I wanted to stop I think, but she was just supportive enough to keep me going. My friends noticed. They wrote her name in my books. They joked about it in the open. I was dumb and kept at it for a few months, enough to get her weird looks from other teachers.
Cue "She'll get fired because of me" panic. I stopped once and for all. Limited contact. Hurt like hell, even though it was genuine interest and not obsession by the end. I wasn't updating the notebook anymore at this point.

Now, 3 years later, almost 4 years since the last update, I found the notebook. I've mostly forgotten about it. I was like the CIA: I knew where she eats, what she drinks, where she lived and lives, her parents' occupation, her previous jobs, her favorite artists, what sports she did when she was younger, her childhood achievements, her childhood dreams, her idea of a perfect life, I knew her opinion on lots of things, from drug abuse to abortion, and noted when they changed. I had a list where I'd collect the date and place of shows and concerts she attended based on hearsay and social media. I was scary.

I burnt the notebook. No one knows. I'm still wondering how I ended up normal.

I've recently got one of those really scrumptious zits near my ass/ cunt. I'm really into pimple popping and I wish I had someone go down there close their mouth around it and bite down softly, so it would explode into their mouth.

Too bad I can't pop it anymore.

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I desperately don't want politics or personal experience tainting my view of the opposite sex, but the more I hear regarding recent events makes me angry on a level where it can be triggered by anything. I feel homicidal when I get angry, specifically surrounding those specific feelings. I have a great significant other so I obviously have a great example that contradicts my warped opinions. How the hell do I not approach people of the opposite sex with these tainted views in my head? How can I be more forgiving and impartial without feeling personally threatened by a person's warped opinion of my sex?

>>17669986
Can I tell any doctor and ask him for what should I do though? Maybe recommend me an urologist? I have no one I can trust to talk about this.

>>17669349
yeah i am. i try to be as normal as possible. i feel as if i'd be judged hardcore, especially by a significant other. at one point in time i couldnt look at people without thinking about what they looked like while getting fucked. like i'd look at a person and almost instantly start daydreaming about that shit. it doesnt really happen anymore and im kinda glad. definitely increased my sexuality, and im not quite sure its a good thing haha.
i now also worry about my younger siblings being exposed to porn the way i was.

>>17670134
holy fuck thats disgusting

>>17670291
Primary care physician is the first step

For like three years now I've had this teacher who I've been pinning for since.

I keep saying I've moved on because nothing can happen between us, but I'd jump at any opportunity to be with him. Just had to give me the word and I'd be on my knees for him and fuck him right then and there.
Hell, if he weren't my teacher and showed any interest I'd even commit to a relationship with him.

I regularly visit high end escorts as well as body rub masseuses

I lead on a cute, younger depressed inexperienced wife material girl for practice and dumped her after she got too clingy and I was bored

Some days feel bad about these things, other days I really could not give less of a fuck

>>17669983
>implying that's a problem.

Convert him slowly and make it like a qt animu.

>>17670271
That's a great post. Just one question. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>17671922
>wife material
>lets herself get pumped and dumped by a loser who needs practice

This level of self-delusion is absolutely astounding

>>17669942
See a doctor for sure.

Story incoming:
I had a pretty extreme form of phimosis when I was a teenager. Once I caught on to the fact that penises are supposed to be able to have their foreskins pulled all the way back, I tried to do it on mine, and it actually got caught behind my glans causing a medical emergency known as paraphimosis. I was in huge amounts of discomfort with a swollen purple dick but my dad dismissed it and said sleep on it. I frantically googled it, which is when I found out it was considered a medical emergency, convinced my parents to take me to the hospital, where they told me my dick almost got starved out from the pressure and I would've rendered it useless if I left it longer.
Then I got circumcised. Which, being from the UK where it's not common, is always an interesting feature.

>>17672301
I'm trying stretching it, there's a guide online and I'm following it for now (guy had an even worse case than mine), I hope I can do it otherwise I have no choice, but oh god this is so embarrassing. I can't show my dick to a girl like this, they will think I'm disgusting.

>>17672301
That made my dick retract.

I made a mistake and its the only thing i think about.I mean i was really angry and it just happened.I'm paranoid that someone will find out and i spend my day watching my back and looking out my window

>>17672689
What did you do??

>>17666304
How have you not gotten caught?

>>17669468
She's a pedophile you know that, right?

May be you should report her.

>>17672777
you're boring

>>17669848
AT LEAST YOU EXERC8SE MOTHERFUCKER

I killed a dog and 2 hamsters, I've been a voyeur, a pyromaniac, a theif, a vandal, a burglar...

And I'm not done yet

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>>17673393

>>17664522
i want to be successful but i'm too tired to start. only 4chan gives me energy.

>>17673444
>implying they have jurisdiction where I live.

The authorities know anon. They just don't care

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>>17673393
>I'm an edge-lord.

>>17673452
Are you now?

>>17664522
I confess to being a piece of shit who has consistently alienated himself from the people around him.

im a male with one breast due to medication side effect. i hide it with chest binder tank i wear under my shirts.

wish their was a guy that was into that (im gay ).


and no i dont want to be a girl i love being a guy.

I steal small amounts of money from people occasionally, though it's only when I actually need it, and never more than 10 bucks

recent sin:
>was walking to work and some girl kept on saying "excuse me" to everyone walking by, she had a shy and defeated kind of voice
>everyone was just ignoring her
>i didn't stop to help either, because i was late to work and was afraid she was going to tell me a story and end up asking for money
feel bad about not stopping to at least hear her out

>>17664522
I showed my best friend something both sexual and bad. I think it's the reason why they're asexual now. I wish I could go back and stop myself from doing that.

Also, I struck someone very, very close to me on multiple, different occasions. I was stressed, I didn't know how to respond to them. But those don't excuse what I did. They suffered for so long, and what did I do? Lower myself to the same level as those who hurt them in the past. I don't know why I did that and I regret it so, so, so much. I need to ask for their forgiveness. I want to ask them in real life, but part of me wants to bring it up via phone call. Just in case something happens to them before I get a chance to bring it up. Things seemed to be getting better but I'm not so sure now. I don't know what to do. It'll be a long time until I can see them again.

I hate women in general. I lost 30 kg in the last 2 years and gained a lot of muscle so you could say I'm "buffed", and all I get from them is them looking apathetic or looking like they hate me

>>17665631
Im in a pretty well known uni's engineering program.

I feel you on the shallow thing, only made 2 real friends and one doesnt drink, the other does. Really good hearted girl, but she plays WAYYY too many emotional games. Its bullshit. Shes also falling into that peer pressure shit, she tried some shots recently and now is in a frat. Havent seen her in a week.

>>17673796
Maybe because they see youre still a little faggot

I have a love/hate relationship with a tripfag. In a way I do like and feel a bit sorry for them, but they are also pretty weaselly and some of their misery is their own fault. I alternate between shitposting about and harrasing them and defending them. The best part is they have no idea I exist and even if they did they wouldn't give a single shit about me

I manipulate people to get what I want. I also manipulated this girl into thinking she should break up with her boyfriend to get together with me.

>>17664522
Probably about 6 times now I've half-assed the setup of a suicide attempt knowing I don't have the guts to ever do it.

I killed her. Not directly, but I played a part.

I didn't "kill" her, per se either. She did that herself. But I built her up into what would kill her inside.

I didn't know it either, she didn't say anything. And never will.

Her mother can never know. She put so much faith and trust into me when we shared closure. If only she knew what her daughter's delusions stemmed from. If only I knew.

Before you faggots kill yourself, tell someone why, or open up. You don't have to worry about them talking you out of it, and you can still go through with it. But don't let people feel like it's their fault, especially if it's not.

>>17673796
probably still looking like a DYEL famalam
consider gear

>>17664522
I sometimes throw clear glass into the green glass recycling bin, and vice versa.

>>17670291

You should find a doctor who will help you with your issue without resorting to extreme methods, like circumcision, which ablates the main sensory structures of the penis. It's overkill.

A doctor who knows about the value of the foreskin and how to perform preputioplasty or treat phimosis with stretching methods/topical creams would better serve you.

When I was about 8 or 9, I used to steal small toys from my cousins house when I went over to play. I remember being very jealous of all the stuff he and his brothers had while I didn't have much. I also remember desperately trying to keep up with all their new interests which were usually material objects and then by the time I finally got my own, they had moved onto something else. In some weird way, stealing an odd action figure made me feel connected to their lives when I had to go home. I really loved going over to their house and I can still remember the emptiness when I had to leave. I now realise at the age of 22 that my cousins were spoiled ass holes and in the long run, being spoiled didn't do anything for them.

>>17675241
Much appreciated.

I'm considering cheating on my gf. I love her to death and I've been with her for three years now.

She cheated on me once at the beginning of our relationship, and it took me a long time to trust her again (we broke up for a month, eventually got back together).

I don't think I'm doing it out of revenge or getting even though. I've only had sex with one other girl, and now her number is three guys including me.

Maybe I am doing it to get even, in number? I feel some regret for not having more sex in college.

If she finds out afterwards I know it'll be a lot of pain and I don't want that. But I feel like I need to experiment before its too late, but I know that I'm selfish in thinking that.

I once fucked my mothers friend she was 29 I was 17 somehow telling her that the union jack on my wall would look alot better with her in bed with me worked. It was in that moment that I realised I was not ugly and then sparked a massive fuckfest that changed me to this day I am not ashamed

I wish I could leave my boyfriend for my friend from high school. He is a really cool guy. Going to college, working, travels all the time, is a wonderful father to his daughter, and is very active and good looking. My boyfriend is lazy, doesn't keep up with his looks anymore, is slightly overweight, doesn't care for his kids without whining about it, doesn't like helping me and sex is boring now. I have told him my concerns, sans the sex, and he shrugs it off and says "who cares".
I don't know whether to try to save my current relationship or move on. I'm scared to start all over again, but after a recent fight with my boyfriend, he really wants to see me and hang out with me. This is a friend who has confessed feelings for me, so I know he likes me.
I feel so conflicted.

>>17675551
Your boyfriend is a piece of shit. Dump him, maybe it will be a wake-up call.

I have whirled with the Earth at the dawning,
When the sky was a vaporous flame
I have seen the dark universe yawning
Where the black planets roll without aim
Where they roll in their horror unheeded,
Without knowledge or lustre or name

I exclusively masturbate to interracial pornography.

>>17674213
That sucks, senpai

>>17664522
I am a degenerate