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>>17684980

I'd party hard and then right before I had to go I'd find the nearest tall building and splat all over the ground

>>17684980

10 years is worth running over. Stay a fugitive until you get ridiculously old and sick and then turn yourself in for that sweet health care.

Invest in something.

I'm concerned your happiness depends on being a trap. I understand if that would make you happy, but your happiness shouldn't be holding "traphood" hostage.

You need to understand that you'll never reach "the perfect trap" in your mind because that's how the game works in your head. You're mind wants to explain why you're not happy by blaming it on "not being a good trap" instead of what's really making you unhappy.

I have no idea what that is anon, you have to discover that for yourself.

Like if someone came to you saying the only way they can be happy is to build the perfect birdhouse and nothing in life can make them happy besides birdhouses you'd be concerned for them wouldn't you?

>>17684970
post boipucci

asking for a friend.

lets get a pic so we know what we're working with

>>17684957
When my stomach does that, I drink a cup of coffee with salt.
I vomit my soul.

>>17684964
What?

>>17684957
have you considered that you might have something else? maybe you have an ulcer in your stomach lining, or your stomach acid is attacking the lining.

pain in the stomach that lasts 2 days is reason to schedule an appointment with doctor. The doctor might ask when was the last time you passed stool.

bumping for anxiety

>>17684955
Not sure. Never been drug tested before.

>>17684968
Anxietybot.

Come up with more original ideas for your shitty literotica.

>>17684956
This is actually real mate, as much as it does feel like a literotica situation.

>>17685126
not the anon you replied to, but even so, what the fuck you want from us? how to recruit women into a massive orgy? your in the wrong place faggot.

>mfw I prefer to kill myself before talking with OP

>>17684950
ight

>>17684946

Unless you know how to handle a suicidal person, leave it to professionals.

>wants to commit sudoku in easy mode.

Suicide does more harm than good. Have you tried working on yourself? Not just phisically, but also mentally.

Post your non-nude pics so we can see how ugly you actually are.

What do you want to do besides just saying ''being happy''

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This is Maya Rudolph.

Maya Rudolph has been married to Paul Rudd.

When it comes to women the world is very liable to be a bag of douchebags who will at times make you feel like your appearance is the only thing that will be valued, but if you focus on what you are good at, work at it, and ignore everyone else (this is really hard and takes years of practice), you may one day be considered attractive by someone you fancy, to your great surprise.

get a job and move out

>>17684899
Defoo man. Get self sustaining as fast as possible and just defoo. They never change.

>>17684901
I tried that by moving in with my aunt and grandma but it turns out they're just as bad

bump

having friends to talk to helps, it helped me a bit

Try having more contact with humans.

>>17684880

you are going through infatuation.
most likely you are seeing character traits that you find favourable or signs of attraction towards you. You need to convince yourself that this has no basis in reality and it's just your brain rationalizing.

Focus on things they did or how they behaved. In particular try to find something mildly jerkish or selfish that at the time you kind of didn't feel that upset by.

Zoom in and constantly think about this selfish behaviour and how this proves that they aren't perfect and most likely aren't a good person to be with. Get angry. Like real fucking pissed. Find all your inner feels and ball them up and compress them into a point. Then find your inner match and light it. The feeling you should be left with at the end should be a casual and midly-pissed off. "yeah, fuck them". Just uncaring if they make it big or end up with an abusive partner. Who gives a shit? Fuck them.

>Doesn't see you on a regular basis
>Doesn't talk to you on a regular basis
Sorry to tell you this, friend, but you're probably the side nigga.

>>17684858
i actually know this is not the case for reasons i wont get into. :P

i guess the real confusion for me is that we're on the same page in relationship terms BUT i don't understand how she could possibly think that she'd be 'taking it to the next level' by not texting as much. to me that's like 'backing off' but it seems to her it's 'getting comfortable' ?

>>17684864
If you don't understand, you're not on the same page. Have you tried calling her instead? Maybe she'd rather talk than text.

And if you "know this is not the case" because you snooped through her stuff on suspicion, you may as well end it now.

I want to end it, this meaningless existence. Everything around me is only worsening and I can't stay strong any longer.

you man the fuck up and deal with life because a failed suicide is the worst shit ever

you either end up tied to a bed or crippled

think about needing a nurse to wipe your ass because you can't do it yourself anymore

>>17684844
Pick myself up and go to do something. Suicide is the most patethic thing an human being can attempt to do.

>>17684809

Are we talking about a boy, or a girl? Also, why reconnect now? They moved closer to you or something?

>>17684816
Girl. Although it's not sexual. I just want to reconnect, although it's difficult since there wasn't much initially to jump off from

Yeah, moved closer.

>>17684827

How do you know she moved closer? Bumped into each other at the mall?

When I brought it up to her, she confirmed that she was doing it intentionally, as she was very very afraid of getting too close and hurting me, or of me hurting her. Regardless of this, we agreed that if we both truly loved each other, that we'd be able to make it work. I asked her out again, and she said yes. Fast forward a few weeks, everything is going great. We're getting very very close, and I was completely smitten. We would hang out every night and watch movies, play games, just relax and talk, everything. We'd talk about how great it'll be when we can finally visit each other, all of that. Everything was perfect, totally perfect. However, there was one thing that really bothered me subconsciously in the back of my head. In her friend group, there was a guy in there who asked her out a few days before I did, but she didn't want to be in a relationship with him, and gave him some bullshit reasons for not wanting to get together. Now at this point, she got closer with that group as well, and started hanging out with them more. Sometimes she'd hang out with them almost all day, and then talk with me for a bit at the end, which was fine. I knew how much she valued having a stable friend group that she can just hang out with, that it made her happy, and that made me happy. If she was happy, I was happy. Even I came in and played a few games with them sometimes. The only thing about it that bothered me, was that she couldn't tell them that we were going out. For the most part, that group all has some sort of real social problem in one way or another, and are very very fragile. If she told them, it would probably sow discontent among the group, feel uncomfortable around her, around me, and ESPECIALLY to the one who she turned down not that much earlier. It would totally shatter him. I understood this reasoning and agreed, I wouldn't want her new friends to change their interactions with her, act differently, or have the whole group ruined.

. I understood that, was totally fine with it for a while, and let it be. However, over time that started to bother me. I grinned and bore it for a couple of weeks, knowing that it made her happy, and that it would be a good thing for her. Maybe it was a pride thing, maybe it was a possession thing, maybe jealousy, I'm not sure. I trusted her fully that she wouldn't betray my trust in her, so it wasn't anything like that. But it would subconsciously creep into my mind every so often and put me in a weird mood, so I told her about it. I told her that I didn't like tip-toeing around, that it really bothered me, that I had to be careful of what I said around them (or anywhere they'd be able to see what I said). It wasn't so much of a big deal to watch what I said, but the concept of what was happening really bothered me on an instinctual level. I made it very clear that I knew she cherished her friend group, and that I knew they made her happy, and that made me happy by proxy. I stressed that I wasn't giving her an ultimatum or rushing her, and that I knew she valued her freedom and that I wasn't trying to impede on that. Basically all I said was that I felt uncomfortable keeping it in the shadows, and that she should start thinking about a way to break it to the group without ruining anything, because it was really starting to bother me. I've been in a relationship with a very controlling, restrictive girl, and it really sucked and that's something I never want to do or be. Overall, the conversation went fine, the night went on as it usually would, a good time. However, after that things really started to change. A day or so later, she said that she was in a weird mood, wanted to be alone, all that. That's fine, everyone needs their alone time now and again, I understood. But after that day, things seemed different.

She was acting differently, colder, more distant, all of that. Like how it was after she turned me down. Naturally, this worried me, because rather than acting as she would, it was totally different. During this time, she was also hanging out with the group more and more, which is fine, I don't want to be controlling or preventing her from doing what she wants, so I was okay with it, it was just an observation. At this point, I got a bit worried. Whenever I asked her what was wrong, she'd just say she was in a weird mood, and that was that. I thought that maybe she just needed some time to herself and more time with her friends alone, so I just backed off and stayed out of her affairs totally. Over the course of this week or so, nothing really changed. She wasn't acting as she normally would, and wasn't able to give reasons as to why. Well, one night, I was feeling down because of it. So I figured I'd hop into the teamspeak and hang out. Maybe this is because I was in a weird mood, maybe I was convincing myself of this, but when I went in there, and when she was talking with her other friends, she sounded totally normal. Happy, cheerful, something I hadn't heard with her alone for a while. And as much as I don't want to admit it, this made me very, very jealous. This was the first time I've felt jealousy about her hanging out or talking with other people, and because I was in a bad mood already, it hit me like a truck. I started acting noticeably different, upset. When she asked me about it, I told her that I felt like she was getting colder, more distant, and that when we hung out recently, it really felt like she was doing so out of obligation moreso than actually wanting to. Additionally, that it felt weird hearing her much happier with them than me, making me think that I was doing something wrong. She said she didn't know what I meant, that she didn't know how to help.

>>17684789
How do I not feel intimidated by my low self esteem esp when I go shopping and the salespeople make faces when I decide not to buy it i know it's not an obligation but I feel obliged and uncomfortable as fuck

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>>17684912
Well, you're already aware of the fact that buying something is not obligatory, so wallow in your freedom of having choice of buying something or not. You pretty much feel it when you do something against your will. Mind that feeling. Just don't buy it, 'Perhaps another time'. The salesmen won't care.

How do I not be depressed as all fuck? I am 25 and stuck at a completely dead end job that I absolutely hate, but I need it to help my mother (who I also still live with). I am angry all day lately, especially when I am stuck at work with high school and college kids who pocket every paycheck and are all around lazy fucks. Meanwhile I am now even more broke because we needed a major home repair that wasn't even fixed, yet I still shelled out $1,000+. I just went through a break up so that's adding more to this bullshit. It wasn't even like I was madly in love with the girl or anything, just pissed me off and hit my self esteem that after a year of time she basically just said "yeah fuck you we're done" one day. To make it worse it wasn't even really the girls fault. I've never really had a good relationship that didn't involve cheating or all around bullshit, so I'm an incredibly untrusting person and pretty shitty in relationships and I suppose she just grew tired of it eventually. I'd flake a lot, keep her at a distance, go through phases of being an untrusting cock, etc. I flake on people a lot for some reason, like I'll make plans with friends and then just get nervous and cancel. I don't like getting close to people. I'm just tired of life. I used to want to do things and now I really just go day by day. My alcohol use has gone way up and I've recently started getting into "heavier" drugs like cocaine. It feels like I'm stuck where I am. This is just life now. Forever.

>>17684757
Bumping because I, too, have this.

I'm inherently against it for now because I don't want anything phallic near my ass.

>>17684757

Sorry to pry, but how did you get invited by a couple you don't know?

Also, would you be willing to delve into Bi stuff with them?

I don't see the pitfalls in being the third person, the guy will have problems once his GF realizes she wants to be a whore, you're golden OP.