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What would you do if you knew you'd be going to jail next week?

Run and try to get away or face the consequences?

>>Inb4 yes ill be going to jail and yes the sentence will be more than 10 years
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>>17684980

I'd party hard and then right before I had to go I'd find the nearest tall building and splat all over the ground
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>>17684980

10 years is worth running over. Stay a fugitive until you get ridiculously old and sick and then turn yourself in for that sweet health care.
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Invest in something.
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What country would be easiest to get into without a passport and what do i do once i get there?
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French Foreign Legion.

Although they don't accept murderers, theives, etc. Worth a shot though.
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>>17684980
What did you do? Don't fucking run, those 10 years could turn to 1 year or less for good behavior.
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Tbh I'd seriously consider escape and even attempt if I thought I had a good shot. But as >>17685040
pointed out thats probably retarded (I am not a smart man).

The more likely/sane option is just enjoy the time. You'll be getting food and simple accommodations pretty much no matter what. Only hard parts are socializing, entertainment, and skill building.

90% of this can easily be fixed by being a charismatic little shit, befriending guards and other inmates. Entertain yourself as you see fit and build up a business or re-entry plan into society while you wait.
>being a fa/tg/uy I'd organize a dnd group and plan a 10 year epic campaign

If your social skills arent up to par, try getting your hands on "How to make friends and influence people" and other such self help books before going into the slammer. Apply the concepts which are mostly "Actually give a fuck about others". Obviously, watch your own ass and be reasonable so no one screws you over.

Good luck man
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>>17685040
You get 50 something days a year for good behavior in federal prison.

And minimum mandatorys wont let me get less than 10 years
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>>17684998
none because itd be hard for any without a passport you dumbass.
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I'd run. I live in Europe, so I'd skip borders through Schengen and escape to Russia or Turkey, then I'd go further east or south. I'd start looking for a job/income when I found a decently fucked up country with barely any cooperation with the EU/my country of origin. Evading international cooperation about my case would be my priority. Developed countries suck regarding that. Or don't, depening on your pov.

I had a friend who wanted to get off the radar for a while (not crime-related, just personal issues) and he went to Africa, bought an RV and a gun for self-defense, and lived off his money for a bit more than 3 months. Never had to use the gun and the occasional job helped him out with his spendings. Still spent a shitload of money though. Started in South Africa and just drove around, not giving a fuck where he was going as he told me, and ended up in Sierra Leone. Came back to Europe because Ebola.


I'd consider something similar if I'd have his money and I was in your situation. I'm not sure if I'd survive without vaccines though, which would be pretty hard to get without being suspicious as someone waiting for a sentence.

And if I get caught? I'd kill myself. It's 2016. Compare it to 2006. The world has changed. It keeps changing, along with your friends and family. You'll change too, and since it's prison, it would be for the worse. I couldn't come back and just go on with my life. I mean, dude, it's 10 years. That's a lot of time.
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>>17684980
State your country, your crime and you liquid cash.
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>>17685114
Was it CP?
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