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>>17686380
I used to have a problem with it. Then I just stopped caring about anything and became an agent of chaos. Just do it, and see what happens. That's how I'm living life now. Just go with whatever happens. Life will continue. Or not. Doesn't matter.

>>17686389
I like your philosophy on life, anon, I get way too strung up on saying the "right" thing.

>>17686389
I used to have this scorched earth mentality. then I just calmed down and ignored people's mannerisms. Now I get the urge here and there to really tell people what I think and burn their inflated egos but meh why waste the energy

by keeping yourself busy and socializing as much as you can. Not with her, of course.

Ask her out and it'll help you get over it. the

If she says yes, let it run its course. You aren't marrying her.

Trying to get rid of her may not be the wisest of ideas. In fact, it could make your infatuation worse. Have you tried talking to this chick OP? Do you have any shared interests? Why are so quick to get rid of her when you could roll the dice and take a chance. The worst she can tell you is "no."

Outside of the Vagina or controlled environment, sperm only lasts until is dries out. It none of it got inside her (which you would have had to cum inside her) then I wouldn't worry man.

But regardless you need to be safe. If you aren't going to use protection, be a little more cautious.

if you pull out you good

>>17686366

so if we wiped it all off from her stomach this is good?

need some reassurance haha

jus be you're self

>>17686339
I will. I just want some ideas

>>17686336
1. Coffee is fine
2. Whatever you were talking about before, keep that up but add a little more to try and learn about her. The most important thing about the date is ATTITUDE. Make her laugh and shit, have some physical contact if it's possible, etc
3. Go with your gut. Don't force anything, but don't be passive. If something feels right do it

do drugs

I smoke weed a fair amount. I have an addictive personality so I don't do much else too often.

Take responsibility for yourself. For your happiness. Start a hobby.

>How do I pass?
You don't.

>>17686280
this. try spending more time studying next time, and less on 4chan

>>17686262
>Tomorrow
>Doesn't know anything
Advice is to study more next time. Or you can feign that you have an inmense fever, go to a local doctor and have him give you an excuse document so you can take the exam later. But, if you're not gonna study, then just take the exam and most probably, fail it.

You reach your level of tolerance for that human being and want to escape.

>>17686263
This

>>17686260

Is this a rhetorical question? Spend even a moment to consider the many reasons why this is the case and it becomes self evident.

People convince themselves they can change the other person, and eventually realize they can't.

People act/present themselves as being better than they are, but once they get comfortable "let themselves go" either physically or behaviorally.

Two basic and overarching reasons that can encompass a lot of the reasons why relationships of that timeframe end. There a dozens more if you bother to think of them.

And really, I'd call a relationship ending at that time a success. Good fucking thing they ended that now, instead of trying to wade through non successful relationship ending in misery and divorce.

>>17686246
Just pay the ticket anon, don't get caught next time

If you want to gamble, talk to a traffic lawyer to see if they can get it reduced to a non-moving violation. You'll still shell out a few hundred, but it won't go on your license. It usually only works if you've never had a ticket before, though.

>>17686255
Do courts usually allow extensions or installment plans on tickets? Cuz $413.22 is a lot to throw down up front. Especially working for $11 an hour while paying $280 a month for my car as well as $180 in california insurance, as well as rent and other living expenses.

>>17686221
Get some pussy and then you will realize it isn't such a big deal. Just something that feels pretty good and makes babies.

>>17686221

>How do I not make sex kind of a big thing.

It'll become less of a big thing the older you get. Sex is the biggest thing that has ever happened to you when you're a kid. Get a little older and it won't be such a big deal.

>>17686224
>>17686228
Not OP but how good is pretty good
Some people swear up and down that warmed and lubed up fleshlights and onaholes are basically it but I think they are full of shit

For girls:

If your recent ex (like within 2 months) sends you a letter about how he still loves you, what would you do with the letter after reading? Assuming the breakup was amicable.

Would you keep it or throw it out? What would be the reasons for doing either?

>>17686195
That's probably a dumb question, but I have a new friend/acquaintance who will be sleeping at my place the next few days. She's homosexual, but there's no sexual tension (that I'm aware of) whatsoever between us. Do I offer her to sleep in my bed and sleep elsewhere myself? Would it be weird to share a bed, would that send wrong signals somehow? I've oftentimes shared the bed with (straight) friends and never thought it weird in any way but I suppose it could be weird with her being lesbian. I feel like that's a dumb thing to worry about but she's kinda cool and I don't want to muck it up.

>>17686212
I might keep it and shove it in a drawer somewhere but i wouldn't contact him again. In my mind, once something is done, then it is done. Even if i had feelings for him too.

Unless the reason for breakup was ldr and circumstances have changed, an ex is an ex for a reason.

>>17686281
She should be cool with it. Just don't wear linggerie or anything and it won't send a wrong signal. You can offer her the bed if you have a couch but if you don't have a couch then don't worry about it. I have platonically slept in the same bed with members of both sexes and it was never a problem. I think you guys are just friends.

Work a shitty retail job where younger high schoolers work. The turnover rate is usually so high that they will do anything to keep you if you're a decent worker.

>>17686322
Nice idea. I used to work in a job like that, maybe I should've stayed. Doesn't solve the hours issue though, my main objective is more free time to work on my projects.

>>17686441
Tell them you only are available certain hours

>>17686169
Lol youre such a fucking pussy OP. You cant even pretend to be someones boyfriend in public for 5 fucking seconds.

>>17686173
The situation is that we hang with similar crowds
And I actually want to date someone within these crowds
I don't want her running her mouth saying that I'm here bf
And then Girl A catches wind of that

>Anyways I feel awful
You should
>Did I fuck up?
Yes
>"Well you should have thought about that before you took my virginity"
/thread

P.s. 5 year relationship.

>>17686140
Looks like you dodged a bullet. Cheating whore

Das what you get for being non-commital desu

Just masturbate dood

>>17686133
Jerk off together u idiot. This is why skype video exists

>>17686137
I do. A lot.

>>17686138
We used to, but she now doesn't really feel the need anymore. She's content just waiting until we link up.

>>17686120
People look down on it because they think you look like a loser who can't get any.

The funny thing is that women scream when guys don't want them slutting around but then bemoan men who paid for sex. It makes you think they can't stand a guy taking a shortcut to access the Temple of the Sacred Vag.

>>17686152
>It makes you think they can't stand a guy taking a shortcut to access the Temple of the Sacred Vag.
That's what I think it is

Its not a guys fault if he can't get laid, if he does all the shit, all the clothes and bathing and getting out there and "gets a life", clubs, sports, blah blah

If he goes through all the works and motions and still can't pull it off its not his fault

Wonen's standards are simply too high, we used to live in times when they were forced to play along due to societal and legal pressure, but now that they are free to do whatever they want that includes getting to be as picky as they want


I mean I've been to parties, made out with girls, hell I got a girls number the other day and went on a date with her and it seemed like it went good and it looks like we are gonna go on more, even this horror movie she wants to see which sets things up for the whole classic "omg im scared hold me" cliche


But really I just feel ready to give up and let go and get a hooker
I just plain old want my dick sucked and I wanna fuck a girl

If I get to the end of the year and it hasn't happened I'm just gonna go "fuck it" and pay 100 bucks for some escort

I only made the thread because I was wondering why people get so triggered by the idea

>>17686171
Why would you when you're so close? Getting laid isn't about jumping a set number of hoops.
Obviously you have improved yourself already to the point where you can do it without paying.
Why not persevere across the last remaining steps instead of taking the easy way when you're almost there?
If it's not this chick you're going out with , it's going to be another one.