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>>17684743
Well, that's life for you, mate.

i've been there

sucks

but you'll get over it/her with time

>>17684743
Women aren't capable of love, sorry to tell you this, buddy.

Self bump
Halp me :(

Has it really gotten so bad out there that this can't be solved using the time honored traditional method of calling them faggots?

>>17684728
There's nothing homophobic about having personal boundaries. There's a difference between having a problems with this type of behavior in general, and having a problem with them doing it specifically to you. Don't be a doormat, OP. You're entitled to have your personal space respected if you respect everyone else's.

You need to tell them that you're not comfortable with their behavior towards YOU. You are not gay. You are not interested in the advances of men. That's what these behaviors seem like. Whether or not they are indeed advances, is irrelevant. You're not comfortable, period. If they respect you, they should back off, whether or not they are gay. If they don't, then they'll react badly to it and accuse you of homophobia. Don't fall for that shit. This is harassment.

You are NOT homophobic for wanting your own personal space respected. That's a basic human right, regardless of your sexual orientation.

Because we like food. And because there is a thing were you rebound on carbs because the body was being '''''''''''''starved'''''''''''' during a low calorie diet.

Also you need discipline.

Not OP, but how do I lose more weight? I've been stuck at 205 for about a month now. I've been cutting down my eating as well. No sugary shit or anything

Also OP, discipline yourself. A large portion of weight loss is mental

you are probably not enjoying it, while you do it. if you do sports with real goals and see yourself getting closer to those goals, you find sports to make you happy.

If I run 5km i get a runners high at some point from there on, I dont feel a lot of pain anymore. before that, I often got knee pain way earlier.

Same with weight training, at some point, your muscles dont ache anymore and you are happy about bursting through your workout

this should be a bad thing to tell someone but just keep in mind that no one fucking cares, you might think that girl will analyze you grabbing her by the hips or whatever, but really in her own mind she's got her own fucking problems and is thinking about how her mum has cancer or whatever drama is in her own life

Then don't go to clubs

I don't enjoy clubbing and have the same problem as you. Some people are very animalistic and have no problem grabbing a girl and grinding up against her. Good for them. I'm not like that, so clubs aren't my scene. Sounds like its the same for you.

>>17684778
>>17684778

I enjoy dancing with friends and getting drunk. It's fun to let loose.

Granted it took me a long time to work up to it. The second I enter it can be overwhelming and intimidating because it feels like everyone is looking at you and judging you. It's really difficult if you're a guy that is insecure or thinks too much

Diff between courage and cowardice isn't marked by the presence of fear or not. Brave people are as afraid of shit as scared people. Only difference is whether you let it stop you or make the decision to swallow that shit and forge ahead.

Preparedness helps too.

>>17684700

this, you cant be brave if you're not scared, if you weren't scared then it wouldn't be a big deal to do it

if you're scared of crime and warfare get a gun my niggy

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>>17684700
I don't believe that at all. There are people who have no fear even in the face of imminent danger. I've seen it. I
>get a gun
I cannot, for I cannot afford it. If I could, I would purchase a firearm.
Pic related. Me when I found my tv turned on in the night when I know I've turned it off.

There is no reason to stop fapping. If anything, fapping is good for you.

I mean you could easily stop by just not doing it, but there really is no benefit. Unless, that is, you wank 18 times a day.

Practice sports and go out with Friends. U basicly need distractions.

>>17684623
No fapping HAS benefits. It makes u feel a lot better.

Work out and get big, they'll be intimidated by you in another way.

Fuck their gfs if possible

Ehm... Get smarter?

>>17684608
Oh! I should have specified that I'm threatened by females, not males.

>>17684613
I'll try my best.

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Flirt

>>17684507
THAT'S THE THING, I DON'T KNOW HOW.

pls help

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Both girls?

>>17684490
Dima is a bro
bro

>>17684526
He was a bro. Until he decided to cheat and fuck up the whole friendship triangle. She deserves to know, and you all need to move past this.

Try anticipating the higher note before it comes. So you don't havr to be super quick and you are already there. It helps if you know the song.

Have you tried singing fucking loudly! Also more guitars! FUCKING LOUD, EVERYTHING!!!
It works for me, I can't sing, but we make fine hard rock/metal covers
You can also sing blues, nobody gives a crap about blues voices as long as it is passionate and meant.

Also, you sound decent, kek tune!

>>17684808
>Also, you sound decent, kek tune!
anon...

Diagnosis : Depression

>>17684474

But does that explain the loss of cognitive function? Because I know that's happening. It's not just that I don't feel like doing anything, my brain is going nonresponsive no matter how hard I push it.

Also I have a great life with people who love me.

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>>17684489
Because that is a symptom of depression.

>Or, at least, saying phrases like, "brain fog" is a classic symptom of depression.

It's just a word nigger just say it.

>>17684392
Spend time with her, then it will come naturally.

>>17684392
I feel you...same thing over here, but for whole family...even sibling...

wait is this board exclusively for life advice? or helping in general. sorry im pretty high

>>17684417
No, it's for all advice, but the problem is that it's occupied with women who as you know are completely useless when it comes to anything that isn't talking about their fee fees and whatnot.

You can use google translate to navigate around, see:
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=sv&sl=es&tl=sv&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.es%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB00FCW8P5I%2Fref%3Ddm_ws_sp_ps_dp

but since Amazon ships all around the world I don't see how it matters which language it is in. Try ordering.

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Motives & Goals in my opinion :/

Literally do everything in spite of yourself and channel all your negative energy/self hatred into hard work until you break through to the otherside. Even once that happens, that feeling of self loathing and hatred might still persist, so be careful.

You just have to hate yourself until your shit gets together and then finally be able to "come to" and realize what's going on that you're situation actually has improved then start to chill out

Work at it every single day, expect many setbacks and relapses, do not waffle around waiting for a breakthrough/epiphany/fresh start

ask her if she wants to fuck

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Are you a girl?

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1. ask her if she wants to fuck
2. she says yes
3. remove clothes
4. place penis in vagina
5. ???
6. maybe profit

word of caution: if you get stuck on step 2, you will probably lose her as a friend. even if you do bang her, you might lose her as a friend anyway unless you end up dating. just sayin.