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How do I improve my game? I've never been afraid to talk to girls but I just suck at this. Someone please teach me the ways!
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Go talk to women.
Don't do that shit where you try to get a dozen phone numbers or whatever. Just go small-talk some women.
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>>17688345
this is pretty much the best you can do. once you realize its not a 'game' it becomes a lot easier, and talking to all sorts of women of all sorts of ages helps.
in fact, go talk to dudes too. again, not flirting. but once you realize they're all people and they're all doing their own thing and only some want to open up to someone new, you realize that there isn't something wrong with you or your 'game'.
the default setting is not 'every body loves you'. even amazing 10/10 alpha chads are ignored by 90% of the world.
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Welp, thread solved. Good luck OP!
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How do I become a pimp even thought I'm whoite /adv/?
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>>17688270
>talk like nignogs
>hang with nignogs
>become a nignog
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>>17688270
Color has nothing to do with it. You want to be a pimp, go enslave some women and children and sell their bodies for sex.
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>>17688296
I fear I won't be taken seriously because of my skin color.
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If I was misdiagnosed with a mental illness can I join the navy?
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Long answer: ask a recruiter, they can guide you best.
Short answer: almost definitely no.
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>>17688259
That's going to be my next step
I was wondering if I can prove that I don't have a mental illness by getting clearance from a psychiatrist the would accept me
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>>17688285
As far as I know, your medical history is your business and no one else's.
The military will test you at MEPS. Pass that and you're good.
You might get diagnosed later on and get med-sep'd, though. Depends on what your issue is and how well you control it.
If you need meds, it's not going to work. You'll need to get a waiver, and that's just not likely.
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At what age is suicide Ok if you're still a KHV?
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>>17688241
you wont do it, faggot
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>>17688241
I'm 21 and I still haven't offed myself. I'll probably give it a few more months ;[
You're such a faggot OP. Feeling sorry for yourself is lame as all hell. Be honest with yourself and consider a few things:
>how will sex magically transform me?
>have i really been trying to meet women?
>what's keeping me from succeeding when i do try?
>which of those obstacles can i realistically overcome?
Be real, you're probably not going to be able to do a complete 180 on every shitty thing about you, but you can at least work with a few of them.
>how am i going to overcome them?
Then do that. Nobody knows your situation better than you do, so you've got to do most of this appraisal process on your own. Don't feel sorry for yourself. If being a virgin bothers you that much, then just do something about it.
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>>17688288
What book did you read this from?
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Hey, /adv/ how to do I tell a girl that I like her? being serious, desu
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Fucking shit. Desu isn't supposed to be there. It's supposed to be Tbh
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Invite her out to a date. Tell her at the height of the date
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>>17688200
fuck off newfag
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So long story short I met a bro several months ago and we became friends. I found out he was in a green card marriage to a stripper because he was trying to escape his country. A couple months later he was telling me about how insane she's become and that she uses all his money, which he receives a lot of cash in tips from his job.
He asked me to hold onto some of it for him until he could divorce her which he told me will happen in two years.
Well I took it and ever since it's been sitting in a drawer. I didn't want to put in my bank in case something was sketchy but at this point I just think the guy is an idiot.
Lately this guy's been annoying the shit out of me. Constantly asking me to go places with him and asking if he can come hang out at my new place. He never shuts the hell up about his wife and he literally lets his wife fuck men in his apartment and stays with her even though she has herpes. The guy is a total wuss..He'll bug me just about every night and I'm sick and tired of it.
I'm thinking about just spending the cash at stores and such (I don't want to put in my bank).
He's never been to my new place so he doesn't know my address and this guy is such a pansy I doubt he would do anything about it.
There's no contract of any kind about the cash. He literally just handed it to me one day so I don't even think he could call the cops or anything because he'd have no proof of any of it besides maybe some text messages asking me if I could hold it for him. I doubt he even kept those messages because he deletes them from his phone so his wife doesn't read through them. Even if he did and tried to go to the cops I feel like they would laugh in his face.
What do you think?
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Why not just give him back the money and then sever ties, nothing holding you to him then.
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>>17688196
Because it's money that I could spend on something nice for myself?
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>>17688202
Karma is a bitch OP, but do as you please.
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Where do I go to apply for disability benefits?
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https://www.google.com/
Clearly you are disabled.
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>>17688163
>to have children with
If I'm infertile am I considered disabled then?
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>liberals
Universe is an oppression, life itself is a disability
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So two cousins of same age (female) are comming to my house. So I have to clean my room for the first time this year, so I will be not disdained by them, but I also want to minimize the work. So how should I handle this?
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>>17688161
Just clean the damn room you lazy fuck.
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>>17688165
Yeah but definition of cleaning is quite fuzzy. It goes from taking out the trash to cleaning the windows. I don't have time for all of this shit.
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>>17688169
Stop being a lazy manchild, just clean your fucking room you autist
Put clothes away, vacuum or clean windows if need be
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Initimacy Makes Me Uncomfortable 2016-10-20 16:38:32 Post No.17688130
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Alright, so I've been with my current SO for maybe two months now. We've never had sex (I'm a virgin), but it's getting to that time where he's started doing things like touch my bum, or my lower back, or nestle my neck, etc. (just things that kind of insinuate wanting to initimate), and it kind of just skeevs me out. I'm not repulsed by him. I find him physically attractive, but doing anything beyond holding hands, cuddling, or the ocassional peck just makes me so fucking uncomfortable. I don't have any past trauma related to intimacy or anything, but this is the first serious(?) relationship I've ever been in. Should I break things off for his sake? I feel selfish for always brushing him off, but I really don't want to go anywhere else beyond what we've been doing. I hope what I'm saying makes sense, sorry. I'll gladly elaborate on more things if need be.
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stick with friends, don't ever bother with a relationship because you can't have one clearly
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Yes, you should break up with him. You're either not sexually attracted to him, you're asexual, or have some sexual trauma. This doesn't have to mean rape - my mom told me graphic stories about women getting raped when I was younger and that fucked me up for a long time.
Do you masturbate? Have you ever fantasized about having sex with him beyond thinking of it as an obligation?
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>>17688130
Wow, if you're literally not going to go beyond handholding and pecks, break up now, he deserves a girl who actually likes him and wants to cuddle and kiss him, leading him on like that is just pointless, end it ASAP
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I really just don't undesrtand 2016-10-20 16:10:35 Post No.17688063
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Why do people love to make fun of others but they themselves can't cant take a joke. Also something that happened today
>ask a cowerker something about the last computer he was fixing
>gets angry and asks why am I yelling( even thought I talk quite normal) at him
>doesn't act friendly to me anymore, doesn't talk to me and just completely ignores me
>also heard him saying he wanted to kick me and why I'm asking him such questions
Is this normal because I really don't get it. The strange thing is that nobody did anything about it.
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>>17688063
It seems you coworker did something wrong with the computer, and got mad because you brought it up.
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>>17688068
I thought so too at first but the computer was fine.
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>>17688074
Even then, something is going on with him.
Unless you were rude when asking, it's all on him, not you.
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A girl joined our chatroom 3 months ago and has been inviting randoms to the group. We went from a MMO/group of pals to "normie talk" (selfies, tumblr memes, etc). I'm the only one having an issue with this. Everyone else seems happy with these changes and I'm just miserable with the fact that I can't have a decent discussion without the girl spazzing out about her issues. What do I do, /adv/? I've known these guys for 9 years. They are practically my only friends now. The rest of my IRL friends either went to jail, lost contact or became druggies. I know I may be sounding self centered but I really just don't want to lose more.
In return here is some TGT.
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>>17688043
Find a new place to discuss the things you want to talk about. There's no limit on friends/chat buddies. Visit your old group of chat friends when you want to catch up with them. Otherwise spend your time doing the things you want to do.
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>>17688043
That's what happens when you add a girl to a group. Get rid of her.
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>>17688043
A theory on why the other guys don't mind: they are not so invested in this group as a specific social area because they have other friends IRL. Like >>17688049 says, there are always new friends to make. Maybe you should try expanding your horizons!
Alternately, these sorts of group invasions tend to die out after a while, with only the core people remaining. You could just wait it out.
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Short, bald, have man boobs, social anxiety, no friends, no money, obviously no love life.
Permission to commit suicide.
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No.
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I was single for 8 years and I contemplated suicide daily when my childhood dreams fell apart. but I just got a qt gf yesterday so I know it's just something you have to wait for. well if you're like me and puts in zero effort because you're already depressed
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Jealous of Muslims please help 2016-10-20 14:57:47 Post No.17687921
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All the cute blonde liberal girls in my area study Arabic, refugees can just rape and sex girls in Germany and Sweden, AND ON TINDER AND THE BAR I GET REJECTED AND SNOBBED ALL THE TIME.
This is such bullshit. How do I cope with this jealousy?
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>>17687921
You are absolutely right. The fault for your inability to get girls is entirely Islam's, and in no way reflects your lousy attitude and geneeral miserableness as a human being.
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>>17687941
But that doesn't matter if you rape. Refugees and Muslims get girls to rape and nobody does ANYTHING about it.
But if I were to just say fuck it and penetrate a girl I'd be in jail pronto.
Crazy liberal girls get raped by Arabs but I'm sitting here trying to get girls to consent and it's fucking bullshit
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>>17687941
Said some other salty faggot who thinks he/she understands things.
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Since some of you may be experienced with this type of shit, im asking for your help and advice. Im 26 and i suffer from erectile disfunction for years. Been seeing doctors, taking pills etc. Nothing helps. Some day i realized that i fapped too much in my past and that may be the cause of ED. I started fapping since i turned 12 or so, mostly to internet porn. I did it often, sometimes few times a day. Now im a fucking wreck, this makes me feel like shit. I cant satisfy my girlfriend with my dong. Its never fully erected. So i decided to stop masturbating. Its almost 2 weeks of abstinence, doesnt feel bad, but still didnt change anything.
So my questions..
Does any of you have similiar problems?
Did you fight it? Did you won? And how?
How long will it takes to cure if the cause is ifaptoomuch?
Do i need to stop having sex too?
I also have a little drinking problem, dont know if this matters that much, but i decided to reduce it too.
Ill apreciate every help. First time in my life im in love, i dont want to lose that girl. Im feeling so useless to her.
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>>17687918
Masturbation does not cause ED, and if you've been to doctors there is evidently no physiological cause.
That pretty much leaves psychological issues. As weird as it sounds, something in your psyche is resisting sex. It might be half-forgotten childhood morality lessons or warnings of it being "dirty", or something else.
Whatever the originating cause is, it is certainly multiplied by performance anxiety - that is, afraid of failure, your mind gives up in advance, and on level you can't control, doesn't even try.
Some counseling on this specific problem - not years of deep analysis - might get you through whatever the block is.
In the meantime, take some of the pressure off your penis by making sure to satisfy her first. Give her an orgasm or two by hand or mouth before you even begin to think about climbing aboard. That will reduce the fear of failure and might be enough to get it up.
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Alcohol probably isn't helping you very much. Other than that, I agree with the first post that it's in your head.
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>>17687956
>Whatever the originating cause is, it is certainly multiplied by performance anxiety - that is, afraid of failure, your mind gives up in advance, and on level you can't control, doesn't even try.
Might be true. But as far as i remember, years ago when i started having sex i had no problems with erection. Now im sacred of every single sexy time with my girl. I have no idea how can i deal with psychological issues. Im afraid ill never get back to normal.
Thanks for answer
In a little bit I am going to the DMV to get a new license because im in a new state. I got lucky last time on the eye test and guessed right but I doubt ill get as lucky this time. I have glasses that i wear to see super far away in the class room that i wear occasionally but I dont want them to put a restriction on my license that says I need glasses. Because if I get pulled over and dont have them on i get fined right? This is incredibly stressful and idk how to work this properly. Any advice?
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>>17687874
Accept the restriction and wear glasses when you drive.
Sorry if that's not what you want to hear, I give more of a shit about other drivers being able to see properly than your misplaced vanity.
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>>17687877
Id rather kill them all and myself then do that.
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>>17687874
You are over reacting. I tell them i wear glasses at night, with no issues. My eyesight has progressively gotten worse over the years. So bad that I actually do wear glasses whenever I drive. I was still able to pass the eye test without my glassss, and no restrictions.