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>>17681953
I tried googling this and all it gives me is sensual lesbo shit.
I want to eat her like a fucking wild animal.
Bump.

Go for the walls and lining, hit the clit for a few seconds and then repeat because clit can vary in sensativity. Too much clit licks can be offputting.

>>17682078
Suck and slurp in there too?
Can you go into the dirty details?
Just tongue punching her pee box doesn't sound very satisfying. But I don't have a vagina so I don't know.

I can give more info about myself if you need it.

Lulz, have a beer before bed. Having to wake up 4 hours into your sleep to piss will give you a habit of waking up every 4 hours, so after the second wake up, you're good. Someone who sleeps a lot easily doesn't have trouble getting back to sleep, so there you go.

Granted, not the healthiest way to do it, but the habit should develop after a week or so. Water is weird because if you drink too much, it'll just come back out soon and if it's not enough, you'll be good for the night. Beer has to come out. After a certain point.

Sounds like you lack motivation getting up, you were fine in the military but you struggle now as a bartender, are you working til late?

It also helps to get a new alarm with a loud annoying tone that forces you to get up and turn off.

>>17681898
it's correct.

It seems normal in text, but when I read it aloud it sounds weird.

The correct version is:
The computer is no less important of an invention than the engine.

why do guys have to pretend like they're Hemingway when they write? the computer and engine are equally important inventions

>>17681882
Yeah, probably best to be honest with her, desu senpai

jesus dude... just do what's best for yourself

Be a man you bitch, girls don't know what they want until a cock is in their pussy

>>17681855
Do you drink a lot?

>>17681859
I keep a 2 liter water bottle next to me and I drink it everyday
If you mean alcohol, no, I drink very rarely

no one?

Check the Japan General in /trv/

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>>17681845
I just got back from a 6 week trip to Japan.
Are you looking for specific things to do or places to go or both?

>>17681856
Thanks, didn't even know that board existed.

>>17681858
Both. Am a bit lost on how to fill my time after I've been to those major cities.

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>>17681815
>We're in a small office and I'm going to be with her all day for 5 days a week
I think I've saw a porn that start like this.

Treat as politely as possible and nothing beyond that.

>>17681842
Treat her*

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>>17681806
You have a neckbeard. Needs to be groomed.
Beyond that it may be seen as a compliment, that you have a strong jaw that looks better not being hidden in hair.

its too thin lad, give it a year or two

>>17681777
Fag

>>17681778
i know cunt advice or kys

>>17681781
lol lurk moar

>>17681776
>just back off and leave her alone
and I don't mean for just one day. you don't have to hide but go along with your everyday life as before and sure as shit stop checking to see if she is looking at you and stop the goddamn texting shit.

if she really is interested let her come to you. if she does not she is not interested

>>17681788
That was the plan, so I shouldn't make an active effort to converse with her? Just say "hi" and move along? I see her quite often because of activities and class.

>>17681793
I said pretty clearly to stop it. You may see her but do not go out of your way to even get close so you would even have to say hi. Stay the fuck away from her and stop texting her. Be the aloof guy you really are not this puppy at her feet. The only way you will know is if she goes out of her way to come to you. Now, putting yourself in a position she must come to you is not going to do you any good. It has to be her choice to approach or not.

>>17681753

Go talk to a recruiter. It's their job to get people IN, not exclude them.

As far as eyesight goes, as long as it's correctable with glasses, you're fine.

Don't get your hopes set on being a grunt, though, they're probably trying to keep those spots open for girls now. Not even joking.

>>17681761
I live in aus and C always used to tell me that infantry is where its at but thats probably because thats what he did be for he was SF but i still dont know how to break it to my parents, no doubt theyd be super pissed off i ditched my "career" to be a grunt.

>>17681761
The would no doubt disown me

How hot is it where you are?

>>17681756
Well i get smelly regardleass of temperature, i even dress lighter than i should to reduce chance of sweating.

>>17681752
are you overweight? because if so that's probably what it is

im a skinny fuckin dude and I had the same problem, I would shower 2-3 hours before work, throw on some antiperspirant after showering and give it 10-15 mins to dry before throwing on a tshirt and within an hour of getting to work I could already smell some funk starting


I googled it and someone said you have to put on antiperspirant before you go to bed for it to work. the shit they put in there is intended to plug the sweat glands in your armpit but if you don't give it enough time to sink in you will start to stink again


haven't had an issue since

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>>17681724
Cont.
The fights got worse over time, expecially over my bad memory
Finance messed up my pay and I had to cut down on the mall trips and such.
>Spent time mostly in the house
>Thought that spending time with her would take my mind off the growing work and finacial stress
Fights get more frequent and louder.
"We don't ever do anything"
"Why are we always broke?"
>I calm her down and try to be a better man for her and I
>Argue about her getting ensurense and use not knowing about the automatic enrollment
Although, she knew and didn't tell me just wanted to test my memory and see if I would remember to check on top of my studies and work.
>Losing motivation to do things she demands for me to do because every 5 seconds she says she is leaving me one say soon
>Start to check out and just say fuck it to things I should actually be doing
>Repeat over and over
>She starts to complain about food in the house not being there
>I always bring food home from the DFAC and even bring her lunch to warm up with it
>She doesn't warm up the food doesn't like re-warmed food
>Fuck it
>Now stress at home and at work
>Failing test and such
>Fuck it
>Trying to love with all I got can't understand why she misses her people that much who abuse her and treat her like shit
>Always mentions her friends and 'home'
Arguments kept happening because of this and me being 'Defensive' when I just want her to understand me and my feelings like she wants from me.
>Falling into depression
>Fuck it
Then one day I come home from work.

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>>17681726
Cont.
>She is crying wants to leave me and go back home
>We go to a chaplin doesn't help one bit
>She leaves wants a divorce
>I break down on the phone with her I realized my mistake about the ensurence and about food
>Talk to friend about the problem, telling me what I did wrong.
Not taking the risk of failing to do something she likes; i.e. Taking her to the lake and trying random resturants even tho she is extremely picky.
>All is forgiven even though she takes her sweet time telling me her mistakes and just saying sorry for how unfair she was being.
We then decide to move back together in 2 months and not get a divorce.
>We get into spats every now and again but its resolved very quickly both getting much needed therapy and such
>Fast forward to today and we have a week till she is back home
>I tell her about the fun time I've been having with a new friend newly happy about my wife coming back and how we are taking our honeymoon to DisneyLand.

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>>17681731
Go home and tell her all about my day and how my friend is going to pop the question to his girlfriend
Sundenly we get into and argument about how men and women feel about getting rings.
>I say how men are mostly nervous about it because the ring is the vision about the whole relationship as a whole
>She says that men shouldn't be women want to pick out the ring and create one with her husband and thats how every woman feels
She says this while waving around a ring from a magizine
>Explain thats how I was raised and from that men are to do that for his woman
>She explains that Her favorite Youtubers and the woman she knows would love to do design there own ring so men shouldn't have to be nervous about it
>I agree that that is a great thing and that is good that some men do that, but that i was taught
>She says thats stupid and that thats old and no one should do that anymore ever
>Turns out this is how I picked out her ring
Ever gotten into an argument while talking calmly anon?
This keeps going on and we just agree to call it a night. See the thing is anon is I don't know how im going to do this. I love this woman, but damn is it freaking hard to.
I can't say my opinon without being called 'Definsive' or not caring about her opinion.
I can't move on and learn from my mistakes without being told every 15 seconds that I was an asshole once to her, but I'm an asshole and I dont mention how she messed up every day!
Its aggravating every time I just want to move on and improve when she is always moving back! Hell, I am so tired about these damn arguments and fights!!!

Thank you for letting me get this off my chest.

>>17681661

You aren't addicted to caffeine, you have developed a physical dependence to caffeine.

An addiction and a physical dependence both cause withdrawal symptoms when one goes without, so why make the distinction? Because if you were addicted to caffeine, you would drink coffee uncontrollably and compulsively. Like, all the time. If that's what you're doing, then by all means call it an addiction, and seek help immediately.

But more likely what you're experiencing is physical dependence, where your body has come to rely on an external source for chemicals it's actually able of producing itself. Your body does not make caffeine, but it does make dopamine, and caffeine magnifies the effect of existing dopamine (I'm oversimplfying here, go research the effect of caffeine if you want a more accurate understanding).

Your body has become used to the effects of caffeine magnifying the effect of your dopamine levels, and has reduced your dopamine levels in an attempt to balance them. The result is that without caffeine, you experience (accurately) very low dopamine levels, which feels awful. Then you have coffee, and the caffeine magnifies your low levels to something that feels normalish. If you're searching for a buzz, perhaps you drink more caffeine to further magnify the effect, which works, but will result in your body further lowering your dopamine levels.

To end this cycle (or at least, bring it back under control), you'll need to cut back on your caffeine intake, and endure the low dopamine feelings that result while your body gets around to raising your actual dopamine levels.

If you're a heavy coffee drinker, I wouldn't recommend quitting altogether, as the withdrawal can be downright debilitating, but that's up to you.

I Used to go all out with Coffee when i was young and what i did when i felt i had a problem was to choose my moments to cut back when i felt i could better cope with the retarded non caffeinated zombie that i would become.

>>17681737
>>17681737
>If you're a heavy coffee drinker, I wouldn't recommend quitting altogether, as the withdrawal can be downright debilitating, but that's up to you.

Well. I have to get 1 cup a day and not after 12 noon otherwise I cant sleep.

And when I dont as my OP suggested I go full potato, Im just... slow, and fuzzy.

Thats the reason I want to stop, I want to not depend on something external.

You think a cleanse will help? Taper down the coffee while taking Milk Thistle?

>>17681660

"He is my friend and we are not dating" would be my first guess.

What the fuck do you think she means Sherlock? No really, I'll wait for your answer so I can laugh.

>>17681674
But girls do know that guys are only friends with girls so they could fuck them? Girls can't be that fucking stupid, right?