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So I just began cooking this summer when I moved into my new place by myself (roommates moved in August). I'm pretty lazy, so I've kept to making very simple and quick things like Baked Chicken. But apparently I'm really bad at this. For a while, I made some consistently good chicken, but at some point that stopped and its been coming out not so great recently. I don't know what I'm doing different. Hoping to get some advice.
So I just made some. I cook for myself, and I don't like storing chicken, so I make it plate at a time--1 to 2 breasts. This one I put 1.5 chicken breasts on a cookie tray covered in foil sprayed with cooking spray. I get my breasts from Wal-Mart, in frozen bags by 2.5 or 5 lbs.
I put them in for 10 minutes at 450 (preheated already), and then pulled them out to quickly put my dry seasonings on them. I put them back in for another 10 minutes, then pulled out the smaller breast. It didn't taste quite right. Cut into the other one to see its progress, still very pink inside. Put it back in for 5, still not done, then another 5. Still didn't seem perfectly done, but it wasn't pink anymore. Didn't taste right.
I've also had the occasional problem of pulling them out of the oven and the smoke from the oven set off my fire alarm in the next room. I don't know if this is because the window and other door happened to be closed, if I legit did something wrong, or what. In my ignorance, I have decided that it was due to lack of water in there from de-frosting the chicken, which is why I put it in frozen. I realize that takes longer, but its worked before.
Does anyone have any advice on how to make consistently good chicken or how to prevent the smoke alarms? I'll admit that living in fear of that going off for no reason doesn't help my cooking. Thanks.
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You said you put them in the oven frozen right? Whenever I have chicken I first move it from the freezer to the fridge a day before, and then let it sit on the counter top to thaw a few hours before I cook it.
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Unfortunately, I'm way too lazy to do that kind of prep. I've read that cooking it like 50% longer is good enough to make up the difference.
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>>17682610
Don't bake frozen chicken, thaw first. Also, your cooking it at too high a temp. That is a good way to dry it out. Bake at 375 for 30mins.

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I need help, how do I straighten a curved penis...
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Use your other hand.
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>>17682547
This.
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>>17682546
dont think you can with out surgery. i have a down ward curve. girl on top hurt me but doggy and me on top feels good.

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I did it! For the first time in my life I have a date
But how do I avoid going into friendzone? How do I start contact? Should I just kiss her? And when?
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Hoof that bitch in the front- butt to assert dominance.
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I'm joking op. Start by not deciding from the get go that your gonna like this girl.
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>how do I avoid going into friendzone?

There is no right answer. Depends on what kind of girl she is and what she wants. You're probably going to fuck this up if you're asking this anyways.

Where you going out?. what time?. How you getting there?.

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I had an interview yesterday, and I want to email the hiring manager a thank you email. I am not sure what to put into the email. Should I make it simple? Should I make it detailed?
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>>17682488
How nervous were you i had one yesterday and i was a mess all i did was thank him before i left
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>>17682503

I wasn't bad, it felt comfortable
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BAMPO

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How can I earn £40-50k a year?
What jobs should I look at?

I am extremely average in academic achievements
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Don't know what it's like over there but here in the US almost any shitty factory job will pay in the ballpark of that
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>>17682495
That's like £30k, not £50k
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>>17682461
Be Polish and get into construction in the UK.

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There's a grill in my math class I wanna chat up but I have no reason to go where she sits.
We have these weird group tables, arranged in a 3x4 arrangement. I sit in the middle row first column and she sits in the middle row second column.

There's not like, windows or anything or a better view (if anything there's a worse one) to see the projector. Is there any non-sleezy way for me to get an opportunity to talk to her?
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You have to be 18 to post here
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>>17682443
23, Calc 3, go fuck yourself
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>>17682435
Go up to her and ask her if she is a virgin.

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>been single for 9 months, not talking to any girls and been on a single date
>Best friend has been single for a month, talking to like 10 different girls and out with them all the time

Should I just an hero, I'm pretty hopeless with women and it's depressing
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>>17682382
God I remember Crazi Taxi. I'd always pick up the old woman with a 90 second timer and deliver her in the next city. The highway was a goldmine for stunts and tips.
You had to drive through the highway and land precisely on a shop's curtain to get that lady.
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>>17682389
Ack I meant through the parking lot, not the highway.
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>>17682389
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

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hey guys, does anyone know if a seller can cancel a refund that has been listed as 'completed' or re-open a paypal case once it has been closed?

I'm trying to get a refund from a shitty dealer, I won the dispute on paypal when they agreed to give me a refund without returning the items since they didn't want to pay for shipping & handling, and the transaction showed up in paypal as a refund that was "completed." This morning I wake up to an email telling me that the company changed their mind and want me to pay for S&H for the parts back to them. They said they called paypal on their end and put a hold on the refund until the parts arrive back to them. I checked paypal and can't find anything in the messages or resolution center. The refund is still the only thing in my activity list and it's still listed as completed. Are they just trying to scare me into returning the parts? Can I safely wait and not do anything if the case has already been closed and the refund completed on my account? It hasn't been credited to my card yet though.
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I'd wait on it, probably. Keep all the emails of your interactions with them/paypal.
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>>17682454
Yeah, that's the plan so far, just wondering if anyone had something like this happen. I'm pretty sure they can't do anything at this point though and are just trying to fuck with me out of spite (knock on wood)
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why not return the parts?
You are promoting a bad business ethic.

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Does school really justify your level of intelligence?
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No. In most of the world, schools are just tools of the state to keep the people sheep anyway.
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>>17682183

"Justify" means "offering reasons or justification".

I thinks you meant "measure", as in, "tell you how smart you are".

And no, grades don't tell you how smart you are. They usually tell you how good you are at memorizing stuff. Most teachers don't want you to think too much, and their tests don't ask you to think.
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>>17682183
No. But accomplishing something, like successfully completing a degree, can say a lot about your character.

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my gf didnt reply to my good morning text :(
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>>17682172
She's probably with Tyrone right now
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>>17682172
>good morning text

Unless you both are 14yo, you can expect a break up text sometime in the near future.
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>>17682182
I am 25, and me and my SO still send each other good morning texts if we're apart for some reason.

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My landlord is trying to stick me with a water bill for a split rental property.

I rent the upstairs and the separate basement suite downstairs (has a lock, separate heat and gas meter) has been vacant since April 2015.

He is just now attempting to get me to pay the water bill, and while I know I SHOULD, but do I legally have to?

I have signed no contract stating that the water was to be paid by me. Actually I haven't signed a new lease in a while (a year since it ran out,).
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>>17682140
Who is using water in a vacant apartment?
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>>17682144
No one has been down there since April 2015. But it is just now that he is trying to stick me with the bill.
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>>17682144
It's a house with a downstairs 1 bedroom suite. Separately locked and separate gas and electricity meters)

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> start a Tinder account using a dummy Facebook account (don't use social media) not expecting much to come from it
> I'm a 24 year old tall, /fit/ attractive guy with strong masculine features and have all aspects of my life under perfect control
> In short, I am Chad
> extremely picky when it comes to girls though
> this is my one weakness, the only reason why I've been single most of my life
> spend literally three months sifting through piles and piles of human garbage
> single moms, smokers, party whores with brightly colored hair covered in layers of makeup, tattoos, piercings etc.
> absolute trash
> all I want is a nice, clean, down-to-earth girl to start a monogamous relationship with
> just about to give up
> then out of nowhere, the profile of the girl of my dreams pops up
> by some fucking miracle I'm her first match and we instantly hit it off
> 19 years old, fresh out of school, shy, reserved, from a good christian household with traditional non-degenerate values
> to be honest her body is nothing special, juuuuust a hair overweight, but cute as hell
> long story short we end up chatting all day every day for three months before she finally agrees to meet up
> we start off slow but quickly realize we have feelings for eachother
> basically everything that matters in common
> relationship status: obtained
> for the next seven months we do everything together
> theme parks, hiking, camping, roadtrips
> I meet her family
> best time of my entire life
> then one day I walk in the door to greet her with a kiss like we always do, I can instantly tell something is off
> she's barely capable of looking me in the eyes
> ask her what's wrong
> "nothing :^)"
> the next morning she says it's "maybe for the best if I just drive home" and we shouldn't see eachother anymore
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The explanation I was able to force out of her later, is that she hasn't been feeling quite as attached to me in the past three weeks (where we barely even saw eachother) as before.

That was two days ago and I haven't been able to stop crying since..
We must have spent a good two or three hours rolled up into a ball in her bed that morning, just sobbing uncontrollably, both of us.
I'm talking absolutely hysterical bawling I had no idea I was even capable of.

I want this girl back in my life. I need her.
I honestly had no idea how strong my feeling for her were until just then.
She expects me to believe that she doesn't love me anymore - a decision she apparently made during three weeks we spent mostly apart.
My honest opinion is that she's a bit of a plain Jane (exactly what I was looking for), and that she'll probably just fall back to swiping on Tinder for a while, trying to find a replacement that will treat her as well as I did.
She has been on her period through all of this so sense and logic rolls right off her.
I guess what I'm hoping to get ouf of this post more than anything really, is some reassurance that she won't be able to do any better, and will eventually come crawling back when she realizes that she made a mistake and that what we had was a one-in-a-lifetime thing.
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>>17682042
>some reassurance that she won't be able to do any better, and bla bla bla

Narcissism isn't healthy. The great thing about being a human being is having free will; a conscience to do what you want to do.

Get a hold of yourself, loathing over this is just going to make you turn more sour by the day. Confidence in your ''''''''''''''''''personality''''''''''''' and looks is good, but this sense im gettin is more of a self-entitled brat.

>tldr; get over it, its life.
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> then one day I walk in the door to greet her with a kiss like we always do, I can instantly tell something is off
> she's barely capable of looking me in the eyes
> the next morning she says it's "maybe for the best if I just drive home" and we shouldn't see eachother anymore


Yep, she's either cheating on you or has a better prospective in view and is dumping you to get that.

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Which one should into facebook profile pic
Current one is grey shirt
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>>17681972
keep it as it is
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The one with the faggot in it.
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>>17682000
Ah i cant leave it without a pic man

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girls, need an opinion on this strategically-geopolitical issue:

average looking guy, excellent shape, mostly outdoor hobbies, been in long term relationships before,
but... absolutely no real close friends. How much is it suspicious/a deal breaker?

Now I don't mean some forest hermit, there is daily interaction with pals/coworkers/whatever, from time to time public events, but never the center of the party, prefers being alone and used to doing things solo/with gf only. Is it automatically a red alert?
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>>17681969
Sounds like me. Never been a problem. I just claim to have friends which I do but I never hang out with them.

They seem happy enough with that. As long as they enjoy hanging out with you and you aren't clinging to them like they are your only reason for living, you should be fine you unclever pussy.
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>>17682024
the problem is oh wise one that you can't really fake it for long, it becomes obvious on social media and stuff and the truth will come out soon enough
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>>17682282
Still being an unclever pussy I see. I straight up tell each and every one of them that I have 0 social media and I want it that way so I'm not bothered 24/7, feel the need to keep up with every person's fucking posts, or have 24/7 distraction.

Girls always find it slightly odd since that's pretty much all they do but it's never an issue since I'm not a sperg and I know how to socialize just fine.

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Just had a great first date with a cute guy, and now I have to think of something we can do for the second date.

He studies Human Sciences (a mix between biology, geography, and some other disciplines), so I figured that maybe we could visit an awesome surgical collection/museum I know and get lunch or something after.

Possible issues:
-Maybe a place which literally has 3 rooms devoted entirely to foetuses in pickle jars isn't the most romantic?
-Maybe lunch is too intense? The first date was just 90 minutes of coffee and chitchat.

What do you guys think? Is this an okay plan, and if it isnt what do you suggest we do instead?
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>>17681963
netflix n chill

Idk

What else do you know about him? Hobbies or anything? Tastes? Any new event in town you think you and he both would like going? "Hey did you hear about x that just opened??? What do you think about it? Wanna see what's it all about?"
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>>17681963
Yeah place also looks a bit of a mess and rumour on /fit/ is that he's only 5'7" :P

ps- is laptop? pls tell feeling like living the truman show ;D
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>>17682107

-he does human sciences
-he likes baduk (board game)
-he likes rowing and barbell squats but hated all other aspects of sports
-he is fairly chill and uncompetitive anout things
-he likes gossip
-its his first dating experience and he is nervous about it
-he has slightly low selfesteem

i dont know much else, we have only had one date after all

>>17682160

???

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