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>>17687841

Does he have a father?

>>17687846
Yeah my husband.

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>>17687841
Don't give him mommy issues. Don't constantly tear down men/him when you're around him. Don't destroy your husband/his father how it's extremely easy for women to do in this society.

>>17687838
Stop being needy and being attracted to every girl who shows interest because being needy is an instant turn off for anyone on this planet , even men .

>>17687855
It's not like i wake up and say "well I guess I'm gonna be a needy sack of shit to this girl."

>>17687868
But being so easily attracted to every woman that shows interest is being needy for pussy .

You need to define and create your own self value and derive confidence from that and that self value can be no way derived from what women think. Instead of thinking "how can I impress her ?" Think "I wonder if she'll impress ME,"

>>17687824
>she interpreted it as more of an announcement of identity that didn't warrant reply
Nobody thinks like this lol.

>>17687828
So I shouldn't do it

>>17687939
its your decision but she didn't respond because she didn't want to respond. its even possible she didn't give you the right number anyway. since you will never see her again you could give it a shot but likely nothing will come of it

>>17687814
Forgot to mention that I can't do jack shit on my pc because it's a 10 year old Vista computer

>>17687814
bump

How does one keep SOFTWARE locked in their room? lol

Use the free EASEUS Backup Tool to backup, go to /g/'s PC building thread, read OP and buy the new PC parts.

Go homeless.

Marry a black girl.

wear itchy clothes
chili powder on butthole
have mtv on in the background at all times

It is not weird but you better not

>>17687790

It's not weird. It's retarded.

>>17687891
>>17687911
why?

Be open about it and split the tab. Why should you pay for her?

>>17687765
I own the house I live in with my boyfriend.
He pays half of the utilities and expenses, and pays for most of the groceries (like 3/4).
I pay for everything related to house improvement, taxes and maintenance since the house would stay mine if we broke up.

>>17687765
Most men pay for rent and the girl pays for utilities.

This is if you care for her. If you're a below-average White male who is financially unstable, you split everything (even meals) with an SJW.

Lots of alcohol.

Make sure there are as many girls as guys. Was at a party just a few weeks back where the guy:girl ratio was about 9:1.

I also like it when there is some place where there isn't loud music blasting. Not saying there shouldn't be any at all, just that it's nice to have a room where you can talk too.

Expect your valuables to be broken or stolen.

Change the sheets in all of your bedrooms after. You might not notice it, but people are going to fuck in your bed.

You might want to give your neighbors a heads up.

Invite the grand wizard

>>17687694
First you need a change in mindset. No, it's not ADHD, it's you. You need to change that way you think about things; rather than being content with doing something later, force yourself to do it now. Rather than putting things off until the last second, force yourself to do them early.

It's not going to be easy, and you might think to yourself that it's impossible but it isn't. I felt exactly the same as you, but I forced myself to change my mindset and now I'm just as productive as the next guy.

This isn't a problem someone else can fix. You're going to have to start by not being lazy with small things, and work your way up to more difficult things; it will take time, but eventually you'll get the hang of it.

>>17687706
i am more content with never doing things i fear doing and sleeping for eternity, a failure i am

The small things are fine, I do shit, unless i afraid i fail it, but whenever my mind starts roaming and making awesome (ridiculous) discoveries and coincidences i fall out of time.
i've never been intoxicated (because i fear i'll try to kill myself with it) but this is some euphoria-like state, which feels like an addiction.
Everything else in my life is bleak and meaningless in comparison.

>>17687718
First of all, stop using 4chan for a while. I'm serious, it might help.

Second, do you have friends? People who you're around a lot? If you do, ask them to wake you from your stupor when your in it. If you don't, find friends; even physically having them may help.

Third, the points I made in my original point still stand. You need to stop being content with never doing things; change your mindset.

Drink enough, eat healthy (proteins!).
Maybe you're just not aroused enough?

Also edging/longer sex builds up semen too.

Kegel-exercises may help, too.

>>17687654
Drink from the fountain of youth.

>>17687669
I eat lots of protein and fairly healthy (vegetables)....
I always edge!

How do i do these exercises?

>>17687632
cuddling is only rewarding when its between two people that care about each other and have things to say to one another on a personal and emotional level

paying to cuddle and escort will be extremely weird, and you're basically paying to hug a whore on a matress

>>17687632

>I want to get an escort just to cuddle, is this weird?

Sure but people do weird shit all the time. I don't think something being weird means you shouldn't do it. Who gives a shit. Try it out.

>could I go to jail? even if it's technically not sex?

No. Paying for sex acts is illegal. Pressing your body on someone else's is not a sex act, therefore not illegal. Plus, I'm sure the cops have bigger things to worry about then some guy paying a few bucks for a long hug.

>>17687640

>cuddling is only rewarding when its between two people that care about each other

Speak for yourself.

>>17687640
>>>17687632 (OP)
>cuddling is only rewarding when its between two people that care about each other and have things to say to one another on a personal and emotional level
>paying to cuddle and escort will be extremely weird, and you're basically paying to hug a whore on a matress


No. Sometimes just the skin to skin contact, the feeling of someone's arms around you, is worth paying for to some.

Please i need help

Last bump before an hero

>>17687715
get a timer or a study buddy, write answers to exam questions, prepare for exams making it feel like you're taking it.

A few things
I'm 20 years old I've been planning to take a trip to Tokyo for awhile
I plan on going when school is out there so I can pick up some girls in school ((((((assuming it's legal))))))for consensual sex
As part of my planning I've improved my body image
I believe I'm attractive
I added the killing myself part in because I want you to know how desperate I am for answers
And no I won't rape because that'll ruin my plans of suicide

Girls anywhere in the world typically avoid autistic losers

>>17687589
no 16 year old japanese school girl wants to have sex with a sweaty overweight american weeb


you're better off in thailand

have you thought about getting to know her as a human being instead of as a girl? remember - the friend zone doesn't exist. this is warped thinking. if she likes you she likes and you'll know it when she does.

>>17687577
Just Text her and ask her if she wants to Do this or that. Dont wait 4 her call the wohle weekend.

>>17687577
>Getting inside a girls mind
Don't even try, it's pointless, you're just screwing yourself.

"Women cannot be understood, only loved"

Just talk to her and try to push things forward if you like her.

>>17687544
You "think?" Ask her. Use a safe word, let out your inner sadist, go wild.

>>17687544
girls that want to be treated and called a whore in bed do so for a reason.

They get off to victimization, for their bad deeds.

If your GF tells you to call her a whore to cum, shes cheating on you.

>>17687566

This hasn't come up one time. If I can vaguely remember, I asked her what she thinks of it, and she said that it was a turn off.