Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 3527. page

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So, I guess second times the charm

"What is this:"

this is a place for a wide range of advice subject's, as I know many: spiritual, relationship's(both M and F prespectives), mental, venting, second opinion, etc, etc.

I am no professional(pro's get paid for this) I just have a lot of exp. from many sources.
other helpers are welcomed,
if it is a little too personal to even post here, or your just paranoid, like me! email: [email protected] (note: no spam please, unfair to others if I have to constantly change email cause of spammers)
and ABSOLUTLY no from of conflict, arguing, criticism, or judging, if people are coming here for advise, it's because they don't want that, or maybe they do, I can't tell unless they say it outright, but unless they do, we have NONE of that.

and last of all; be paitent, I can only type so fast, and my computer is in huge need of replacement, so while you are waiting, entertain yourself, and check every now and then, I tend to write in bulk.

I look forward to helping you all! as helping others is my therapy!

black raptor out! (ending signature, not actually signing off or anything

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what can i do to become more favorable to a girl ive been talking to for a little while now?

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So, I have this friend, and he plans on committing suicide sometime in the next year, when he completes all the tasks he wants. He has a mother and sister, and even though he's leaving the world, he wants to make their pain as less as possible. Any ideas for him? I really don't know how to help him.

Maybe he should tell them before hand and let them get used to the idea before he does it like a week later or something, but I idk. Maybe do it out in the woods or something and let the police come and break the news to the girls. Any other advice? I really want to help him out, but I just don't know what advice to give to him, and he's really worried about his mom and sis. He's weird like that. He keeps acting like everything around him needs to be just right before he goes through with it. Too logical. Guess he still cares about the people he's leaving behind.

Anyway, enough said, advice for me to give him please.

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Hello. My task here is to bring back our friend Michael Cranberry from the dead. He has been dead for quite some time now and I believe its time to bring him back. He wasnt much of a man or woman but he drank a lot and smoked some dank greens. I do have a medium to talk to his soul. His name is Zumbo The Great. He can meme a meme from dead and I hope with enough blood and semen he can bring our friend back too. Help us plz. Lord Angle Bangles can only do so much.

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There's a girl i like and I think I'm falling in love with her but I don't want to because she's religious and there's no chance of anything happening

What do I do about this complex feel? I really can't help falling in love with her. I think she likes me but can't be sure, maybe she's just being friendly. I don't know.

I've been trying to drown myself in work but it doesn't help I end up thinking about her

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I have a girlfriend who I lost my virginity to. She's nice and caring but I'm bothered by the fact that she's swallowed another mans cum before me (not even a boyfriend, someone she "dated") It bothers me so much that I'm probably going to break up with her for it. Am I a bad person?

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>Be pretty well rounded guy, decent in school (some learning curve but I got good), work as a writer/cook, work out 5 days a week.
>Study Buddhism in my free time. Really finding peace at 21. Taking care of my family on the side.
>Meet decent looking girl, try to be alpha and ask her out in person. She responds with "Okay."
>Eh not my problem. Move on.
>Have no problem getting numbers, try to take things relaxed and slow since I'm too busy to play games.
>So far about 4 girls are into me... Or at least make a lot of efforts to talk to me.

>Girl #1
She's Indian, pretty stylish and bright. She is really open with her sexuality to me, says I'm a "super hero." I dunno, she's nice. A good friend but she later tells me she has a boyfriend. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. yet she still talks about sex with me... A lot... Eek. I don't want to cuckhold anyone and get into some hot water.
>Girl #2
Friend from High School, she is states away. We talk for hours on end. Granted she's busy too but she says she loves me and overall we have a good relationship, it's just she's too focused on work and yeah distance so we have no labels. She can be moody but she's blunt with me regardless.
>Girl #3
Cutie international student who's friends to all the girls. She's Japanese and a bit of a workaholic. She gave me her number and said she wants to have Thanksgiving with me sometime. We studied together but it was total silence since well, exams. Trying to figure her out.She knows I'm pretty popular too so yeah.
>Girl #4
25, Chinese student dresses incredibly well. You guessed it, she's a workaholic. She said she is always teaching but she asked me out to dinner one day. She waves at me when I walk by, she's very talkative with me and overall sweet. Complements me a lot. I dunno man! I DUNNO!

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I just scheduled a date at whataburger with a girl I met on pof. Is that too trashy of a place to go for a first date. I'm new to Texas and live outside the city it's in.

I told her I'm not familiar with places to eat and she had no one idea about them so I just said want to meet a whataburger. She said she never went on a date to one but said why not?

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I am really not sure what is going wrong. I'm decent looking.I have a great personality. I'm smart and educated and have a bright future to look forward at. Thing is when i get close to a woman it almost always never goes past the barley talking friend phase. I put myself out there...I invite them out and all. I have text convos but it never seems to go beyond. What can I do to make them text me...I want them to have me on their mind all day.

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Should I report a guy on Facebook for harassing me? He sent me the message in the picture for my fake Facebook profile. Not really worth the harassment that I get for "trolling" so I'm done with Facebook anyway and deleting all my stuff, but I kind of want to report him for being a dick and (INTERNET) stalking me.

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This girl
>tell her I like her
>has a bf
>ok
>1 week later she texts me, they broke up
>talk w her for awhile
>she actually seems interested in my beta ass
>3 weeks later
>ask if she wants to hangout sometime
>"i cant sorry"
>fuck my life.jpg
>still talks to me sometimes in a friendly/flirty way
>tried adding her on facebook & she declines
So she doesn't wanna be friends or hangout as more than friends... give up on her ?

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>Grow up in the shadow of honors student brother
>Be autistic, yet I strangely become popular because of my work with the cultural studies department and helping foreign students.
>Do well in classes, yet sometimes I forget key details and fuck up pretty badly. My parents find out and give me a grief filled talking.
>I sometimes zone out and have issues with tracking words. As well as some social cues.
>Get a 66% on my English quiz, oh Jesus I thought it was a practice quiz online!!
>My parents accuse me of being on drugs.
>Get sent to therapy.
>This takes up a whole day I could've been studying.
>Therapist tells me I "have no clear identity and don't accept blame for myself. Hence why I can't have close relationships."
>Hearing this made me question who I am as a whole... I am filled with quilt and I feel like I let people down all the time.
>Some girl with a boyfriend says I'm perfect. This makes me feel weird.


I feel cold all the time now. I know my intellect is there, hell I got 90% on a history exam most get Ds on. Yet sometimes I can't process small details. I feel like I'm not just a ball of contradictions and that I'm doomed to be below average for studying. I just want steady Bs and a cutie girlfriend... Yet I also want to die.

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Besides making sure that the condoms and lube are compatible, what other advice, tips or tricks there are to starting out with anal sex?

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Whenever I get butt fucked at smash, I get assblasted by my friendos with witty banter. But when I get them back, I tend to stay silent.

I justify this by saying that I'm humble, but I can't deny that I want to reciprocate the anoos tearing just to fuck with them. How do I stop being a little bitch and express how garbage my friends are?

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i'm a professional dude, been with a girl 5 months. best sex of my life, age appropriate, she loves me, ticks all the boxes for family and most values that i want.

i know she loves me. i love her too, but i'm apprehensive about introducing her to my family because something seems off.

she's kind of shy and introverted, but there's an emotional distance or coldness i can't put my finger on, which is hard for me because i'm a fiery romantic. she doesn't make eye contact with anyone, and not much with me. she left all reams of couple pics with her ex before i told her it was a faux pas. when walking with me or groups, she ignores everyone and walks ahead in a group, oblivious to what's going on with others. her friendships seem very thin and has boundaries i find odd. some are exes, and men from work, who she hangs out with on occasion. i trust her but all of this feels off to me, and frankly it turns me off and makes it hard to commit further.

what's the diagnosis, /adv/? i'm so happy she loves me, but am afraid of getting closer if this has an expiration date. we are different emotionally, but maybe we can learn to speak the same language? maybe she is just different, maybe even on the spectrum or something, and it's something I can learn to understand?