I'm going to have sex for the First time. Any /adv/ice?

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You've got to DESTROY HER, anon! Holy fuck, stick it in there and UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF UNF ! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and FUCKKKKK! You are a faggot! An actual homosexual!WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy cow... SEXUALLY!

The hole is farther down than you think, make sure she is wet first.

use a little spit on your finger before you finger her. I couldn't get it in her the first time because I didn't use this tactic. Thought I had a huge dick till my best friend laughed and gave me some tips.

wear a helmet.
Elbow pads might be overdoing it, but shin pads are a good idea too.
Make sure you get a receipt of consent, if no pen and paper are around a digital receipt mailed to your inbox will be fine.
Post-sex you should remember to get her thumb prints just for future reference.
Ask her the night before if she will bring her own goggles, otherwise bring a pair for her. Consideration is a big turn on.
Take a break 10 minutes in for gatorade and peanuts. The electrolytes will keep you hydrated for further action and the peanuts will fuel your power.
Last important thing i can think of is make sure to call her father the following day to congratulate him on producing such a magnificent specimen, then proceed to give anatomical and functional reasons why. Ensuring a good relationship with the family will help be crucial in confirming future sexual appointments.

>>17826403
use a lot of lubricant in your butt or it will hurt the next day.

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>>17826644
those dubs speak truth

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Whelp, i was hoping in some non-ironic advices but these are hilarious as hell

>>17826644
Especially (You)

>>17826403
Communication is key. Ask her what she likes, explore her body in case there's something she doesn't know that she likes, and pay attention to her body language and expression. If she looks away or seems the slightest bit uncomfortable, stop and just ask her if she's okay and what's wrong.
Basically, just pay attention, communicate, and enjoy each other.

>>17826403
this picture is lewd, i feel a tingling sensation in my pants.

>>17826403
Don't jerk it for a day beforehand and don't sweat on her too much. As an out of shape cow I have a problem sweating on the girl just last week a literal whale complained when I was sweating a quarter as much as her

>>17826403
If your legs hurt rest for a while