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What are the legal reprecussions of beating the absolute shit out of my ex? I can get a good lawyer
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what did she do
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>>17825175
what did he do? is he a rapist now that you broke up!!?
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what did xir do?
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I took xtc friday but now everyday around 6 i get real emotional and panicky while in the morning ill feel fine
Wtf is going on?!! First pill too
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Bump dude
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>>17825131
fucked me up for 9 days after my first time, how long has it been for you, OP?
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>>17825150
2 days its over now thank god
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I don't like women anymore? 2016-12-05 12:27:04 Post No.17825021
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I don't like women anymore?
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I'm meeting girls, dating and sleeping with them and stuff, but whenever I think "do I actually like this person?" The answer is always no. I can think of one girl in the past two years I actually enjoyed being around aside from banging.
What's the problem and how do I fix it?
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If you're in your twenties it's fine, people at that age are mostly unstable wrecks and you shouldn't get too attached.
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>>17825021
Read Mrs Dalloway.
Are you meeting these girls in bars or through hobbies? If you did meet them through stuff you enjoy you might enjoy being around them more.
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>>17825021
Pick girls you have things in common with. I'm not talking about hobbies. Just life plans that align is good. Also, pick interesting girls.
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How do I learn to express myself in ways that aren't completely fucking retarded?
Apparently I bit a guy again last saturday. I was blackout drunk and it has been so long since I last did that it didn't occur to me to warn people. Evidently he's stuck his dick in crazy before and did take it for an expression of affection (as, I should mention, I also bit our host, whom he knows is a good friend of mine), but I regardless thiroughly embarrassed myself in front of people, and I'd like to not do it again.
Drinking less alcohol would be the most obvious solution, but that never works out as I never figure out how to control the amount once I'm already some drinks deep, and just going sober does not sound like a good time. Every time I try that, I get bored and leave the party/establishment/etc early and just get drunk alone.
How the fuck do I learn to behave myself?
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>>17825014
Alcohol impares your judgement. Stop drinking so much. If you had enough self control to stop biting people, you would have enough self control to drink less.
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>>17825028
Well, I really don't.
How do you make life without alcohol less bleak and actually worth living?
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>>17825046
Then your problem goes beyond learning to communicate. Work on your life. Hang out with different people. Change jobs. Do something to be happier.
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Hi /adv/! I was thinking about cutting my hair shoulder lenght and dying it dark brown. I don't know if it's a good idea though, I'm scared that it might not look good on me. What should I do?
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ask /fa/ also
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>>17824958
Shoulder length would work fine for you, personally I prefer long hair but that's just my personal tastes in women's looks. It's hard to judge if dark brown dye is better than what you have now, but it would look fine I'm
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>>17824958
I don't feel like you have a good face shape for short hair, personally
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A kid from my previous high school just got a scholarship to study at Harvard University, meanwhile I'm studying at a less than prestigious university in New Zealand and I'm already a year behind my fellow classmates.
Have I effectively fucked up my life senpai, should I just kill myself?
ITT: career & education regrets and advice
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>>17824952
it's not the end of the world, OP. you can still have a successfull and happy life even if you're not a harvard graduate. for every successful and happy harvard graduate there are thousands of successful and happy non-harvard graduates.
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I'm in highschool but I'm 22 *coughs* ... Sorry I have a cold... Anyway where did you go wrong Brew? Sorry I can't help but it'd be good to know. Also moar to life than money and Prestige, dw about it.
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>>17824952
No, just calm down and finish your classes.
Also, fuck that Harvard fuck.
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Alright /adv/, I need some help.
A little background: I have had the same 12 friends for about 15 years now, I'm 27.
My home life growing up was pretty terrible and my friends are very much my family. I see all of them as my brothers and sisters.
I have never dated anyone inside my friend group, and never really had any want to date any one of them. (I'm pansexual / male)
Well, last night I goofed. Fucking Goofy Movie level goofed.
Friends name is "J" for the sake of this post, is a he, and is bisexual. He's been in a relationship for about 2 years with a solid 9/10 female.
Their relationship is ok, recently been arguing a little, nothing too extreme though. I have always seen J as a 8-9/10 and really cute. (Perfect twink body)
>8 PM Go over to M's place to smoke, play League, drink
>Have a blast all night, enjoy dank and great drink
>He's been behaving weird all night, like he wanted to say something but wouldn't
>3 AM rolls around, we lose interest in LoL and start browsing /b/, which leads to porn
>Leads to browsing actual porn sites
>We start to discuss our porn likes / dislikes
>6 AM, we are both pretty fucked up, decide to call it a night
>We both sleep on same bed
>Never been an issue before
>I've slept in the same bed as my friends since middle school with no problems / awkwardness
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>2 hours pass I can tell he is not asleep
>Roll over and ask "J, you ok? I can tell you're not sleeping."
>"Idk anon, I just can't sleep."
>He reshuffles himself in an odd manner
>Suddenly I feel his leg on my leg and he isn't moving it.
>I roll over and his back is facing me
>I look and see him just in his underwear and instant boner
>Drugs and booze still pumping through my veins
>With no self control I softly touch his back
>Me thinking 'Fuck he is gonna be weirded out and I'm gonna have to go on Oprah and apologize or some shit'
>He then slowly rolls over
>We have about 30 seconds of silent eye contact
>Staring at me, he leans in, kisses me in the most sensual way possible
>We end up making out for an hour
>We end up having sex for another hour
>We snuggle all morning
Like what the fuck do I do about this? Now I have feelings for someone who I saw as a brother. Not only that, he is taken! I don't feel like there is anything I can do, but I want to be with him again. I also don't want to wreck up relationships. Thing is, he was obviously into it. We were locked lips all night and we couldn't keep our hands off each other.
Was it the booze?
Is this another case of 'we were drunk and fucked'?
Is it possible he actually likes me more than a friend?
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Bump? I have no idea how slow/fast this board is.
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Another bump.
I'm extremely asocial, to the point of complete avoidance even to my neighbors. I don't like to be around people, hear about people, talk about people, talk with people, etc.
Anytime I'm around people that I didn't personally take the step to initiate the closeness (in sight/hearing range), I think about ways to wanting to kill them (usually a pen/pencil/knife to the throat/eyeballs/ear). This makes me bit afraid so I shut myself off once more.
Although I could be called extremely rational by people that I know of and I would never do these acts out of rationally, I fear the irrationality side of mine would overpower in some event where I'm forced to be around people for long periods of time (longer than 5 minutes)
How does one deal with that?
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>>17824925
I deal with that just fine. You stay away from me and I'll stay away from you.
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>>17824998
You stay away from me and I'll stay away from you.
Thats my motto. I only interact with people when its official business.
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>>17825026
Not the guy you replied to, firstly. People will read this and think it's too harsh, but when your whole life you have been nothing but used by other people as a prop for the own emotional, financial or entertainment purposes because you're too naive and clueless about the world, this is a very good defense.
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Best friend slept with ex 2016-12-05 11:07:06 Post No.17824887
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Best friend slept with ex
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Essentially I dated a girl at age 17 for 2 years, on and off for one year, and spoke to for 1 year. I am now 22. I cut off communication with her last november, and today she wanted to reconcile and hang out so I said yes. Long story short I forced her to tell me something she didn't want to and said she slept with my best friend. Basically they met up as friends a couple of months after I cut communication with her and fucked in his car, and then they fucked again last monday after she broke up with her boyfriend. The worst part is due to her home situation, self esteem BS, and transportation it was hard to fuck. We were both virgins, we met up 4 times after her mom left the country and tried to fuck but I was 18, and the sheer nervousness didn't let me get it up, even though I would when I got bj's from her. She stated she was depressed and broke up with er man for something petty and wanted more than nothing to get back together with him again, because she finally had something stable.
I tried many times between 2014 and 2015 to hook up, we made out like 5 times, I literally had my dick hard and ready to go one time in her car but she just waned to make out. I didnt even have condoms now that I think about it. One week after that I called it off.
So basically my best friend took her penetrative virginity, he then made 5 more passes at her and succeeded last monday. Mind you this is after I had sort of a falling out with him two weeks ago, so it looks like it was out of spite. Hes the dude that prior to this around mid 2015 he was already getting girls on tinder, my ex was just another tally for him. It was understandable if he hooked up with her once and told me. But didn't. There were time when id tell him "hey dude anon messaged me" and hed say "yeah dude dont worry about her shes not worth her time" all while having fucked her and trying consistently to. And he also once said that out of respect for me when we first broke up in 2013 hed never try to fuck her
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Im not upset at losing a friend, or upset at losing this chick, im upset that my first truly wasnt my first and that this dude has been watching from the shadows and took advantage. I can obviously say "fuck these hoes" and move on. But what im seeking is some anons with similar situations to relate. My goal is to just lose weight (230lb 5'10' right now) and just move on, but im basically a virgin at 22 and this loss of time is weighing down on me tremendously. I tried to meet girls in between those spots of not being with her, but I never took true initiative due to self esteem issues, family deaths and illnesses, no income for a long time, and just lazyness.
Tell me it'll all be okay anons, also I cant mention it to my best friend that I know, or hell tell her now boyfriend what happened. and i'm almost 100% sure that shell kill herself. Which I obviously don't want.
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>>17824897
>this loss of time is weighing down on me tremendously
You didn't lose your time just because you didn't have sex with her. Seriously not everything is about sex.
I have been almost 2 years with my current gf and I am sure i'd be mad as fuck if my best friend fucks her a couple of years later without telling me.
Just focus on losing weight and forget about them. Try not to look back. And please just ignore them. Do not get involved again with either.
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thank you anon.
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Interested in becoming a teacher. What would you recommend?
I want to teach:
Film, IT, English and History (as preferences).
But what two subjects would you recommend adding to my degree in major (6 subjects) and minor (4 subjects).
History, English or Film and Media. Mind you, English has Film units but I wanna see what the public would recommend.
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English and IT are the most useful if you ever want to work abroad.
Film is really fun, but less practical than English/IT. The job market will also be smaller.
History is OK, but it's pretty fucking dry. However, if that's your thing, go ahead. Keep in mind that the job market will be decent, but that opportunities abroad will be less than English/IT (but more than film, probably).
My advice, do English with the Film unit, and IT on the side possibly. I've done a BA in English with a Film minor, and I plan to learn some programming/IT stuff on the side now, so if you have any questions, go ahead.
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>>17824908
Thank you for the response. That pretty much sums up what I had to ask. I have intentions to go overseas aswell with the degree so go figure. Thanks a bunch!
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>>17824947
If you want to go overseas, you should also look into a TEFL/CELTA certification, which is required by most places overseas. Having an English degree helps loads, not only with understanding the subject material, but also with the chance of being accepted.
Girlfriend was raped
How do I get her to leave my appartement?
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Kill yourself.
Also
>Appartement
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>>17824845
shouldn't have let her in after she was raped
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2/10 bait.
Ok so I'm straight (as far as I know) and I met a girl at school and I sat next to her, I was so embarrassed as I got really flushed and started to get wet. I've only ever got wet by boys while sitting next to them. Does this mean I'm bi-sexual?
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yeah probably
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My parents are extremely homophobic though... and I feel so wrong because I'm pratically convince I'm bi-sexual.
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But I really don't want people knowing I'm bi-sexual because I feel like people will treat me like some kind of outcast. My grandparents are really religious and my grandad was in the US army.. So he's really backward
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Thinking about cutting my hair, but I am not sure what hair style to get.
What hair style would fit my beard the best?
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>>17824801
On the astronomically small chance this isn't a poor attempt at baitposting. Go to a decent hair dresser and ask them to "tidy" you up. Say you want to keep the facial hair and let them trim it and your hair up. Long and unkempt hair/facial hair is unappealing.
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>>17824804
Thanks
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get this one
How does a psychopath react to being left out of a group?
Need to know
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>>17824798
Depends on if they care. Usually narcissistic and will eventually integrate themselves somehow whether it be turning the group members against one another or be charismatic or maybe even nothing. Depends on the individual.
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They don't.
If they're a psychopath with narcissistic tendencies then they'll probably insert themselves in the group and try to be centre of attention.
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And if they dont succeed?
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I somehow can't lose any more weight. I've always been 10-15kg overweight. I can't manage to lose these kilos. For the last 2 weeks, I did a 30min workout every morning, only drank water and ate around 1500-1700kcal of healthy fresh food (I've always done that tho). However, my weight has stayed the same. How can this be? Should I see a doctor?
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Go down to 1300 cal if you want to see quicker results
But its only been two weeks I would wait for another two
Or maybe you're not counting calories correctly
I would not see a dr quite yet
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Figure out your BMR, eat less than that in calories, maybe 500 cal deficit.
Make sure not to overeat after exercising
Count calories accurately
Get 8 hours of sleep per night
Give it time
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>>17824709
Height and weight? Body-fat percentage? If you're a tiny little fuck, 10kg is a *LOT*. It'll show up really clearly.
If you're a big son of a bitch it won't make any difference in appearance. Example; me.
>193cm, 105kg
>drop 17kg
>barely look different at all
My ex was 170cm tall, 68kg. Dropped a few down to 61, HUGE change.