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My wife and I are being harassed by an anonymous instagram account. Can anyone get me some information on the IG account domorex_878_
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>not your personal army

Just block the person and put your account on private
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>>17824393
Log into the account a bunch of times entering wrong password deliberately so the account locks up.

There's a python script that you can run that will automate it.
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>>17824393
Can't you just get them banned by reporting them on Instagram or something?

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I'm an incredibly high-strung cripple and my wife says my intense personality puts her on edge. My mom, uncle, and grandparents also died really early because they were all intense people who just kind of burned out in their late 50s.

I've tried meditation. My mind won't shut up. I've tried weed cookies (I can't smoke it.) Made me sick. I've tried pills. They make my brain move faster. Video games are like a sort of physical/mental therapy endurance course and books are comprehension and nothing more. Music makes my brain try to pick out each individual thing they're doing. Even trying to sleep, my brain tries to archive the moment I fall asleep so it takes forever and I tend not to sleep well.

In short, my brain won't turn off and the normal methods that people suggest don't work. I'm very physically disabled from being born 3 months early (eyes, ear, lungs, central nervous system, no mental deficiencies that I know of) and I feel like, at all times, I have to be the best person I can be otherwise I'm just another cripple who can't work or do anything with their life.

So /adv/ do you have any advice?
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>>17824376
You sound like you have ADHD. Have you gone to therapy for this? I know you said you tried pills but you didn't mention if they were over-the-counter or prescription.
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Finding a hobby that you can focus on and channel that energy into would probably be good, you said book. Music, books and games didn't work? try more stuff until you find something you really like and helps.
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>>17824385
Norco for my nerve pain back when I was allowed it and various homeopathic horseshit that was over the counter.

My brother was diagnosed with ADHD when he was a kid. No idea if he ever actually had it (Kaiser as a medical group was... lacking.)

>>17824388
I stream... which I probably shouldn't do because all it did was add a schedule for me to be absolutely sure to be on time for. Even though I don't make money or have any viewers, I treat every stream like I have both of those things.

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>Date girl for 1.5 months
>Everything good
>Girl goes bonkers and breaks up
>Girl gets back with me after a day
>Girl becomes mean, selfish, and cold
>This goes on for about a week and a half
>Girl ignores me for a day
>Girl breaks it off again

She has a lot of issues - usually with exs I might get sad and depressed but with this one and how she treated me I have just been extremely angry even though I know I'm better off without the bullshit

Been 4 days - how do I let this go? She's become mean to the point that even if I wanted to talk just not to hate her she wouldn't let me - and I don't want to deal with her shit anymore
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>>17824351
>1.5 months.
How old are you, 15?
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>>17824361
Worthless reply
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BREAK UP WITH HER WTF

It's like someone's fucking you in the ass and you're like I don't like this guys what do I do wahhh

Fuck pussy ass nigga

>went over for drinks to 55yo neighbour's house who is shooting blanks, 3 dogs to compensate for kids,
>started randomly going crazy and telling me to join the army
>told me im a loser and asked how the fk I got girls?!
>kept yelling and telling me to join the army (im at uni)
>told me my family (who were coming down to try and claim a share of my dads house, he passed away) are going to rip me limb by limb when my mother passes
wtf is wrong with this guy? my head feels pretty jangled
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He's like Clint Eastwood in grand Turino

Hard life so he's a cynical old man

Take it as it is
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>>17824337
Tell the faggot to get some kids before it's too late. And then remind the old swinger that it is too late.
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>>17824346
Well he hasn't had it that hard?

>>17824347
I dont think his balls work haahahah

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/Adv/ i sometimes yank it 3-4 times a day, is there something wrong with me?
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Nah, as long you as aren't being a fucking weirdo and jerking off in public/inappropriate situations you're fine dude.
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>>17824324
oh, i thought most normal people did it once a day at most...
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You might want to stop that. I've done that for years and it desensitized me to the point that sex doesn't feel of anything really. I could go for days since the only way I could climax is by hand.

I'd have to monk out for months it seems but fuck it.

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I've been texting this girl for like 2 days. I want to go and ask her out but I'm a poor college student. I was planning to do it like so "Hey I like you, want to go to X place?"....Any suggestions of where to take her, I need some place not super expensive, also any pointers would be cool never kissed a girl or gone out on a date. I'm 22 by the way. Thanks and Happy Christmas!
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Might be hard in the snowy north, but picnics are cheap and fun. Like i said, might be hard this time of year.
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>>17824316
Yeah it is getting a little to chilly to be out on picnics. Mabye I should ask her out for coffee, how much is coffee anyway?
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that is such a cozy christmas pepe I love it. I want to be like that pepe.

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Me and first blood cousin been fucking and secretly dating for awhile now. Been wondering if it's selfish of me and her to want to continue regardless of what the senpai may think. Don't know if I should break it off or not. She makes me happy anf she's pretty happy; 7:10 QT with petite body. Likes to be dominated. Should I continue?
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>>17824283
Yes
It is
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>>17824289
Why anon

Can you tell me why despite social constructs?
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>>17824297
Pretty much everything is a social construct so you can shove that argument up where the sun doesn't shine. At the very least you're risking a whole lot of family drama just to get your nut off. It's a pretty easy decision for most but it's ultimately your life.

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Iv been giving subtle flirting ques with my supervisor for the last 3 months. All the signs of attraction are there. Lip licking, pupils dilating, total eye contact when talking, when repeating other employee names she says mine cutely, copying things i do for example i do hand guesters when i talk and she copies them as well, but everyone at my work kinda copies me also, standing in personal space, arms bumping when walking past each other and finger touching when giving each other objects, touching hair when talking to me, getting subconscious when we're touching distance and someone is possibly watching us, first time we met she tilted her head and when i was talking to her and the biggest example "although it happened awhile ago" was i was getting personal with her, asking her about her dreams and goals in life. She lied to me and i pressured her into telling me her real goals, it was really intense for her because i was staring her down and pressing her and after our conversation she was acting like a little school girl the entire day...


Recently though i found out she's dating another supervisor and i was completely unaware and ever since i figured out who it was iv noticed she acts more professional and avoids me when we more to the department he's at during the day. Iv heard them talk normally and fluently but iv never noticed any possible signs of a relationship, she plays more with another supervisor then she does with him although i will say she appears more calm with her bf.

I know this is TL;DR but i wanted to know if someone can tell me the mindset of my supervisor, i wouldn't date her now that i know she had a boyfriend but i'm curious what her mindset was the entire time, like was she willing to cheat with me or was she just flirting to make work more fun?
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>>17824259
er, sorry is i miss communicated. She didn't "knock it off" although it has died down, i just found out and i decided i'm going to stop flirting with her. Last week she told me she liked my new shirt, licked her lips hard while putting on chapsticks and stood in a doorway so i could brush against her "i didn't"

But again i'll mention she completely ignores me when in the presence of her boyfriend. Only once she bumped my arm behind a desk in the area her boyfriend was in. Also all of this is non-verbal besides a few "i like your hair / shirt" kinda stuff.
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Could be either
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Why the fuck are you reposting this? She's with her boyfriend and doesn't care or she's feeling guilty and is showing restraint.

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I tripped and fell after too many tequila shots, ended up sleeping with my boss. I'm 19 and he is 43, but he seems really young. Every shift we kiss and flirt but something seems odd. He has promised me i won't lose my job and he is genuinely quite a chill guy.
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You cant lose your job
You have the upper hand since you're a young woman and below him in the corporate ladder. One talk with HR and you got him by the balls

I bet you're not the first though lol so don't expect much out of this besides dick
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Literally its a tiny shop, there are like 8 staff members in total we don't even have HR. Which makes it more awkward as i'm constantly with him on shift, and no other staff members know this is going on
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>>17824250
is he married with kids?
If so you're a bad person

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What's more important, having a best friend or having a lover?
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I've never had either but I'm gonna guess and say it's better to lie down on the railway
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Best friend that you fuck
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Someone who's both.

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How big a deal is it if I give good or bad blowjobs?
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You'll have do anal if ur bad
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Depends on who you're giving them to.
Sexual activity with the same person eventually becomes shit regardless so whatever.
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>>17824210
to me, not a big deal if you give bad blowjobs. i just won't ask for them. if you enjoy it then sure w/e, knock yourself out. but if it's just for me? don't bother, we can do other shit.

but if you are REALLY good at bjs like my ex, it's still not really a big deal but holy shit that feels good.

that said, it's not hard to get better with practice, if you want to.

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I'm socially retarded

My gf's sister is having a small surgery and she wants me there

Do I go, she said I don't have to
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>>17824165
Do you want to be a decent person and support someone going through something they deem serious? Then go.

If not, then don't.

But she clearly wants you to go. She just added in that last bit so she doesn't make you feel compelled to do anything.
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>>17824165
The last part is a trap. Unless you have a good excuse, you have to go
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I really don't want to go and she wouldn't care but ok

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Well I have returned after a long hiatus with the hope of correcting this problem. Based on readings around the net pertaining to a link between pornography and premature ejaculation.

Well I can not personally confirm that for me personally, pornography was not the root cause. But in learning this I have again lost another excellent relationship grown over weeks in under a minute.

This is far from the first time this has happened. I have lost the interest & respect of more women in under a minute then I can count on my fingers. These all sting, and their concatenation is weighting heavy. These are women I see regularly, had met through friends and work. Relationships of promise.

At this point both I am out of solutions; not getting any younger I have come for advice.
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>>17824121
Now a further description of the problem. I have not real troubles getting or maintaining, but within at most 20 thrusts I explode.

I have tried just about anything you can google with no luck. I am about ready to just call it a day and let the sun go down on this section of my life.

Any ideas or questions are welcome. I will take a Hail Mary.
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>>17824121
Got to keep this fucker alive.
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>>17824121
OP, I'll shoot you a bump, because that's one of the saddest things I've read on /adv/ in weeks. I imagine you've already consulted a doctor about this? What did he/she have to say about your premature ejaculation problem?

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Advice and what to expect when dating a furry?
I know nothing of this besides animals and all those cringe art pictures of them doing human-like things.
>Is it worth dating a furry?
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>knowingly dating a crazy person

Are you retarded?
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>>17824103
Is that really what it is?
furry= crazy
I seriously did not think this was a serious thing but it's an important part in his life and I'm thinking
> as long as it doesn't effect me
I'm guessing it will. That's why I'm asking if it's worth it? Experience/examples? What to expect?
Tbh I can't even look at a fursuit without cringing.. of course I'm a loving person and wouldn't tell him that but just being honest
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Bump because I'm still confused

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How do I stop my testicles from tying themselves in knots while I sleep? Most times when I wake up they're tied so tight it's very painful. I'm sure I'm not doing it to myself because I wear mittens in bed and sometimes they're tied in very complicated fishermans knots and I didn't even go to scouts.
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>>17824094
im trying to sleep rn pls
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See a dr
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>>17824094
Good god. Cull dr

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