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ok listen, 23 years old virgin with hot as fuck gf, who knows my dirty little secret.
Here's the thing....i cant seem to get it up when we are trying sex.
I doubt is any body condition, since when we fool around or kiss im hard as diamonds.
Even at porn i can have a really long erection,
I tried to look into it, and some sites say is just anxiety or being afraid, then again the condom takes away all the sensation, making my dick soft.
So please any one have any good advices ? I understand the viagra option but thats my last resort and I dont want to relie on a drug

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I've been chasing my girlfriend for fucking YEARS! She says "I love you so much, you're the air I breathe, you're my everything, I need you forever" but then when it comes down to it she never chases after me, ever. We have an argument and split up, she NEVER contacts me first she just talks to her exes and then pretends it was nothing afterwords. "I was just lonely that's all, I didn't want to contact you because I was scared you'd reject me"

Am I being played for a fucking FOOL? OMFG why does she claim to love me so much then NEVER chase after me, ever, but constantly runs away and expects me to chase after her? Constantly?

For many months she blocked contact with me and wanted a "break" but she still "loves me so much forever" and I have to fucking beg her to stop her nonsense and get back with me. But she never chases after me

I feel like I'm going fucking crazy. Should I feel bad for her?

OMFG. I literally want to scream. Message me, email me, text me, call me, do ANYTHING. DON'T JUST SIT THERE WAITING. I DON'T TRUST YOU ANYMORE. You never contact me first, ever. You don't realize how much this has fucked with my mind, you don't fucking get it. Fuck my life

She's taken my pride, I've become a pathetic shell of a human being constantly running after her and never being chased in return, ever, under any circumstances, and when I bring this up she explicitly states "I don't want to play games" yet she makes me play them on a regular basis

I want to scream, honestly I am beyond upset and frustrated. I want a reset on my views of relationships and how they work, I don't know whether she has fucked me up and used me or whether I've truly found my soulmate

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I don’t even know how to process this but basically my girlfriend of 2 years told me she's has a fear of missing out and isn't sure if I'm the right one. she doesn't want to get to 40 and not be happy or something.

Anyway I'm going through a Rollercoaster of emotions because I'd like to be with her but now I don't know if I even want to be commited anymore and I feel somewhat betrayed.

any advice?

Sorry if this doesn't sound right, I'm not really good at using the right words and what not.

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Uncut fags how do you keep head from drying out? Everytime I shower it gets dry, the only time it stays moisturized is when I dont shower for days. Is it bad to leave cum on your dick? I won't put moisturizer on it because it feels to sensitive.

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well i was starting to have an idea of getting a job at my local mcdonalds, one of my friends are already working there. But here is the deal, i've never had a job before and i dont even know how to write a "cv" nevermind how to deliver it to the place. I'm nervous and sligthly anti-social.

i live in Norway and i'm currently 18

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I've been living in a house with a shitload of black mold in it. Because of this my hair has started falling out and it's driving me mad. How can I treat my hair loss, or minimize it? Moving isn't an option for me at this moment. Any advice is greatly appreciated.

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So I understand that, during sex, a woman wants to hear the guy grunting/moaning/saying shit during sex instead of just thrusting silently.
What specifically does a girl want to hear him say?
I need specific lines.

Throw out the hottest lines you've ever heard (or want to hear) from a guy while he's parting your meat curtains.

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Sex is still painful and not enjoyable to me even after about 15 times. Is it normal? Everyone says it stops hurting after 3-4 times.

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I'm thinking of leaving atheism and returning to Islam /pol/. A lot of the stuff anti-Islam people say is not true and legitimately out of context like and the killing non-believers stuff is very conditional (e.g. kill the people who broke our treaty). The only bad thing that's real is the domestic abuse verse (4:34) about being able to beat your wife with a small stick the size of your thumb. The Hadith (sayings of the Prophet) are easily corruptible and I don't see why anyone should give a flying fuck about what he says.

If Islam is true, the people like the Orlando night club shooter and people in ISIS aren't going to Heaven for dying in battle. ISIS is going against the Qu'ran, which says that anyone who believes that Allah is God and Muhammad is his messenger is a Muslim. ISIS kills "infidels" (Muslims and non-Muslims) who oppose al-Baghdadi politically, but the Qu'ran says nothing about al-Baghdadi and it also says "There is no compulsion in religion". Also a lot of the suicide attackers have committed many sins (going to strip clubs, committing gay acts, drinking, etc) and they are trying to save themselves because the Qu'ran says that dying for Allah will send them straight to Heaven, but in reality they are dying for their own selfish reasons because they sinned and now want a coward's way out. There is a lot of good traditional morality in the Qu'ran and the problem has a lot to do with, as much as you don't like to hear it, the destruction of their countries, caused by people like Hillary who fund the terrorists and create these wars for profit as well as opportunists like ISIS and the Taliban. When they were strong, the Muslims made many scientific advancements, but now they are weak, divided and hateful.

The worst thing in Islam is probably the concept of Heaven and Hell, which is unfair to those born into the wrong religion and it sounds like a scam. No proof as well Anon.

So what do you think?

> inb4 lololol mudslime nice try ahmed

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Broke up with my girlfriend of 1.5 years, around 1 year ago.

Her being the quiet type, I misinterpreted that as some form of reserve towards me and did the same.

After a solid 3-4 months of us not talking anything relationship related, she calmly said one evening that she thinks we should break up. Event which was sparked by me saying some solid weeks before that we had nothing in common, after a shitty sex session, which wasn't the best idea I've ever had. Funny thing is we have a boatload of things in common.

Was quite shocked of this shift in attitude that seemed rather sudden. In hindsight, it was plain as day.

Around 5 months ago, during some late breakup sex/ nostalgia trip , she told me she never felt anything from the start, mainly to spite, or hurt me back, since when still in shock after what I mentioned above, she took that as me not giving a fuck about her wanting to break up with me.

A while after, I contacted her, wanting to take her out for a coffee, to chat mainly, and maybe spill some of stuff I left unsaid. She first said ok, we'll settle when to go a bit later, then the next day didn't mention it. Fast forward 5 days, I deduce she has a new boyfriend, and chimp the fuck out at her for leaving me hanging for 5 damn days when she could have told me in 2 minutes and we'd have both politely ended the conversation.

Completely erased her out of my mind at that point and got on with it, or so I thought.
Fast forward a few days ago. She contacts me out of the blue, telling me to retrieve a pair of gloves I had laying around at her place. I then tell her to let me know if she has anything left at mine. Stemming from this, we chat for around 8 hours for 2 days straight, I, saying a lot of the stuff I should have said back when we broke up, saying that I still care for her. She told me I've evolved a lot emotionally since we last spoke but that doesn't really help her now. Told her that I'll be waiting for her next move.

Any way to un-fuck this?

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How do I kill myself without my family finding out?

I'd like to do it somewhere warm and safe, preferrably as painless as possible.

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How do you handle living without love?

Does it actually kill people, or just makes you wish it would? Can prolonged loneliness do your health long-term damage?

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I'm a wee boy from a small town. Yesterday I had a terrible day. I was at the swimming hall looking at the guys. I thought I was connecting with one guy who gave me glances. My two friends were egging me on to talk to him. So I went to the shower area, but he just looked he was disgusted by me propositioning him.

Afterwards this guy and his friends found me out in the street. They chased me down a dead end. He got off his motorbike and they beat me up.

The cops took me home afterwards and told my parents about it. I felt so crushed, my father just shrugged it off and my mother cried. They decided it was best I leave town.

Me and my dad have a terrible relationship. He is even annoyed at the way I open an egg at breakfast. He thinks it is too girly.

Today I left. My mother hugged me and cried, but my dad just gave me money note and didnt even shake my hand. It's like he doesnt accept me for my sexuality.

Now im sitting on a train to a larger city. I don't know what to do.

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I randomly met this girl about 2 years ago, and we've talked as friends over that period. Over that time, I realized that she was the perfect girl, which I didn't think existed. We had so many similarities which I never thought I'd find in anyone else. I developed strong feelings for her, which never happens to me, not even with friends and family, because I am so emotionally detached. She knew how I felt about her, but said she didn't want me as anything more than a friend, which really hurt, but I still continued to talk to her because she is thing only thing I've had in my life in a long time that can truly make me happy.

Last night she told me that she had been talking to this guy for the past 2 months, and they started officially dating a month ago. When I got that message, my heart sank, even though I know there will never be anything between us. Then right after that, she follows up by telling me she lost her virginity to him Thursday, and her period is 2 days late even though they used protection. When I read that message, it completely devastated me. I actually felt physically ill and started shaking a bit because of how bad it hurt me. We talked a little bit more about the situation, but even now, 12 hours, later, I still have that feeling. I don't want to keep doing this to myself, so I need to get her out of my life, no matter how hard it is.

I wrote up this message that I plan on sending her later tonight when she should be alone. I've never done anything like this before, so I really don't even know what to say. I can't even put my emotions about this into words, but this was the best I could do. Before I go through with actually sending it, I'm trying to get some other opinions on any sort of revisions or anything like that that I should make to it.

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How do I quit being nervous about a surgery that I won't be having for months and months?

Just thinking about it makes my palms sweaty. It's not even major surgery, it'll be done under local anesthetic and will take only an hour. I guess that is part of why I'm nervous - being awake and aware for it. Pulling a drainage tube out of my body the next day is another reason I'm nervous about it. I get so worked up over medical stuff. I am a gigantic fucking pussy about it.

Please don't come in and go "psh! that's nothin'!" because I am a gigantic pussy asking you for advice on how to get over it. I know it's nothing already. That doesn't help me.