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>>17911227
Report it to your nearest police station with enough convincing proof.

>>17911227
do you have proof he's a pedo?
nothing you can really do with that info. you can try to tip off the police about it anonymously and let them handle it from there.

>>17911240
>>17911241
I don't have proof. I need to do something, though, he's making me feel sick.

>>17911198
muscles to generate heat and bodyfat to store it

The term is "heartier" not hardier

>>17911201
So getting buff really is the answer to everything, eh?

>>17911206
Oh, alright. English isn't my first language.

>>17911193
>Besides her marriage, would there be anything seriously fucked about trying this if the situation arises again?
Who cares about marriage, it should be her worry, not yours. The much bigger issue is her being under influence. If you're sure that she's not too drunk to consent, go ahead.

>>17911193
>She's married though. Her military BF made her marry him after she fucked someone when they were on a "break" a year back
Fuck her right in the motherfucking pussy, her "husband" is a god damn idiot

>>17911193
The fact that you ask the question is evidence that something in your personal ethics said it would have been wrong. It hardly matters whether it was the fact she's married or the fact she was drunk - the relevant thing is that you sensed it was wrong. Trust your instincts - you are the one who would have had to live with yourself if you had done anything.

Be honest, if you do break up with her, do you think you'll be able to find a girl who has everything your girlfriend has to offer, in addition to being more attractive?

Also
>been together for 2 years
>still virgins
What? I presume sex is important to you, otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned this, so why haven't you had sex yet?

>>17911178
>Be honest, if you do break up with her, do you think you'll be able to find a girl who has everything your girlfriend has to offer, in addition to being more attractive?
>Also
>>been together for 2 years
>>still virgins
>What? I presume sex is important to you, otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned this, so why haven't you had sex yet?

Probably not, I know she is good wife material. But I'm still young and I guess I want a crazy slut or something. My first gf was a crazy slut which I never got to fuck.

It started out that she was just scared and I didn't push her. Now she wants to in the morning and I can't get it up in the morning. She just won't put in effort in (like shaving) she I just quit as well. Whenever I get the urge I just fap.

Bodies change anon
Personality hardly does

>>17911166
You have autism

I've been in similar situation, for me it just got worse and worse as time passed to the point I just couldn't take it anymore and left

>>17911166
Move out.

>>17911121
Don't be a creep OP. That won't get you in loads of trouble

>>17911125
Might as well, doesn't hurt as long as nobody finds out, does it?

>she's not actually awake
>she can see the light coming from your phone
>she knows you're masturbating
>she's going to tell everyone in the morning and you're going to be a social outcast

>>17911074
there have been some animal drug testing that have increased life span of an animal by 30% and healing capabilities by quite a bit.

Look them up, break in or buy or bribe who ever makes it and try it? it also might do the opposite btw.

If there was, do you think you'd first find out by asking about it on 4chan?

>>17911074
For your body? Not yet but it's likely to be possible in the future, one way or another.

Also achievements to keep you in memories of people long after you're gone.

All of the above but it's a very transient thing for them to be thinking about, so if it's bothering you and you can't get over it just realize they expend less than .0001% of their energy considering you. And unless you're a hardcore narcissist this should be a relief.

>>17911036
I mean it's a red flag but I've never met anyone worth remembering that didn't have at least one friend.

It also depends on the person, if they are normal I'd probably not think much of it, but without prying I'd still assume they had friends.

You'd be surprised but most people are too wrapped up worrying about their own shit nearly 24/7.

all people who are weaboos or reddit/4chan posters dont hive mind think in one way

you 17 year old generalizing dickhead

Uh, why would you stay friends with an asshole like that? Seriously, you should have ditched him a long time ago

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>>17911030
I'm a soft touch. Too easy going for my own good. He always payed rent on time. He would talk about about being a better person and it seemed like it he might be. He was getting better, till she got pregnant.

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I could be wrong maybe
time apart will do them good. but telling from their last fight fucking other people doesn't seem part of the plan his gf knows off.

>Does it work?
No, it's a challenge, not a magic spell to make your shitty life better.
>Are there any benefits?
You free up the time you'd be spending masturbating where you could do something else. Maybe that extra half hour a day, or however long you spend, can be better used.


There are people that don't masturbate for years at a time, and they're still losers that do nothing all day.
There are people that masturbate three times a day, and are financially successful, sexually successful, driven individuals.

Masturbation frequency does not change your life. Trying to change your life changes your life.
Literal placebo, people want it to work, so it works.


You want to get better? Fucking go get better, and stop worrying about whether or not you're touching yourself. If it helps you get to sleep earlier, do it. If it gets your mind off sex so you can fucking study, do it. If you're doing it cause you're bored, do something more productive with your time.
It's your discretion. What other people say happened to them isn't their whole story. They spent that time doing something, it wasn't just whether or not they were fapping.

No, and unless you fuck yourself frequently, no.

At least you didn't rip your dick, OP.

I can't fap for a week until it heals.

I used to feel this way. There's a good chance that you are mentally ill and need therapy in order to deal with your delusions

You've fallen down a deep, deep hole, it's going to take a long time to climb out of it, but in a few years time you're going to look back and see how ridiculous all that depression and misery and suffering was.

Were you bullied in school? Were you a loner?

>>17911001
I wasn't bullied, but I was never really "friends" with anyone. I hung out with people, but they connected with each other a lot more than they did with me. Probably because I never really reciprocated, I don't know.

Anyway, It's funny that you mention depression. I've been deep in depression for several years, but these last few months have been good for me. I came to peace with my flaws and let a lot of my grievances rest. I feel like I'm on track to escaping depression. Except, that's when this feeling really began. I think it's because I've gotten into the habit of thinking of real girls when I masturbate rather than looking at cartoons and hentai. It's like, instead of imagining myself to be the stand-in male fucking the girls, I'm imagining that I am... myself. I can't help but factor myself into it, and I quickly realise that these girls would never let me touch them at all. I'd have to imagine myself to be some total stud filled with charisma and a hot bod to make it seem plausible, but then I get really upset over how pathetic that is.

I don't know, I really can't think of how I'm going to get over this outside of actually fucking a girl. Which will literally never happen.

i'm not ugly but i have a small dick and it depresses me as much as you op

i hate the feeling of being subhuman

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>>17910974
WHat do you want to do in the military OP?

>>17911109
Was thinking about atempting to be a Corpsman in the Navy, but in the end it's really not up to me so i'm not entirely sure yet.

>>17910974
Picture your ideal life 10 years from now. Where will you be living? House or apartment? Married or single? What SORT of job? One that involves wearing a tie? Office, store, factory, on the road?

Now work backwards from there. What would you have to have done in the intervening 10 years to get there? Get a job and work your way up? Learn a skilled trade? Go to college?

Now come back to the present. What's the first step in the process you just did backwards?

>>17910969
>my mom was murdered in 2011
Damn, man. That blows.

>the girl I have liked for years just agreed to marry her abusive dick fodder boyfriend
Tells more about her failure to pick a decent partner than your failure with relationshits.

>Either she is into me or the other way around.
If there are chicks into you, you're clearly dating material. Just didn't find the right person yet. Obviously that still sucks but you could be some disgusting r9k neckbeard.

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>>17911075
Thanks. That makes me feel a bit better. I know I shouldn't complain, Im fairly fortunate. It blows my mind how many awful people are. Most my women friends end up with horrible men, and my guy friends end up with terrible women. I mostly attract low quality women. I would do or pay just about anything at this point for a good match.

>>17911095
>Most my women friends end up with horrible men, and my guy friends end up with terrible women.
Many prefer settling over being alone, suck at picking a partner due countless reasons, etc, etc. If you attract low quality women you could do that too but would it really improve your situation? Probably not.

>I would do or pay just about anything at this point for a good match.
It's a lot down to luck, best you can do is being the best version of yourself and getting into situation where you could meet potential partners. It probably sounds obvious but getting desperate and worrying too much about it is not helping. Although it's one of this "easier said than done" things.

I am slightly more lucky because some of the women who were into me, were pretty amazing people, just not the right ones, so the end result is the same.

>>17910916
Why do you need to ask her parents?
Also, have you got a ring and stuff?

>>17910922
Her parents are very traditional and want me to do it.

No I have not gotten a ring yet. I don't know anything about wedding rings or anything..

Why don't you just get married on paper now so you don't have to do long distance and then have a wedding later?

>>17910889
people suck. every girlfriend that i've had has cheated on me. you might as well leave, your relationship will never just "go back to the way things were"

Confront him. Tell him how you feel. If he evades or cites reasons why, leave. If he comes clean and promises to stop, stay. Everyone deserves a second chance. If he breaks his word, you know what to do. You gave him a chance and the threw it away. Nobody, no boy, is worth three chances. You are better than him.

Walk.

>>17910920
Has anyone ever noticed that when the genders are reversed it's all 'kill the slut'?

Anyway, I agree with the first anon. Leave.