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Stop being a faggot and don't wear tight jeans

>>17909382
they arent tight, they are "slim" . i have to wear slim jeans because i'm skinny, and those regular cut dad jeans like you wear look even worse on me

You need a better cut underwear. Im not a dude so cant help. You may want to try different material. Go full fag and get some spandex ones. They should hold everything up. Get jeans that fit different. You may need jeans that are cut better. The crotch is an u instead of a box or v. Cheaper jeans are cut funny. Go to macys and try different pairs.
If you still need to cut use nair/shaving powder or pay for wax.

>>17909323
no. but if you do this, you must be prepared for the possibility that you will no longer be close after the attempt.

Try licking her ear.

Just do the worker bee dance
>Raise your hands in the air like you just don't care
>Put them in a circle
>Wiggle all about

Cry out to the Lord, in Jesus name.. he understands what you're experiencing. Ask for forgiveness, repent, ask him to make you a stronger person. Ask him to strengthen your spirit.

Telling somebody you love and loves you, that you can trust. Jesus said, confess your sins one onto another. Humble yourself before God, his mercy is amazing.

>>17909332
There is NOTHING God can't do, he can bring the dead to life, and the weak to strength. Just put your faith in him, he gives abundantly.

Life may tighten its grip, but it wont strangle you. No matter how bad things get, worse people than you have come to see favor in the eyes of the Lord. People who killed thousands, and yet they humbled themselves before God. There isn't one of us exempt from sin.

Luke 18

The Parable of the Pharisee and the Tax Collector

9To some who were confident of their own righteousness and looked down on everyone else, Jesus told this parable: 10“Two men went up to the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. 11The Pharisee stood by himself and prayed: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other people—robbers, evildoers, adulterers—or even like this tax collector. 12I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get.’

13“But the tax collector stood at a distance. He would not even look up to heaven, but beat his breast and said, ‘God, have mercy on me, a sinner.’

14“I tell you that this man, rather than the other, went home justified before God. For all those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.”

same thing happened to me but on and off for months. still dont know why. also get similar twitches every now and then on random parts of my face.

i started doing facial excersizes and they mostly stopped, dno wtf happened or if that will help for you but it hlped me

Bump cuz I am hacing a similiar problem with the urge to wink with only one eye and its annoying as hell

Sleep deprivation.

Source, me.

Even after you fix your sleep schedule it can continue for a few more weeks.

Do it
What was so horrible lady time?
This time you'll have a gf and a great time

Go skating, you fucking dweeb.

Bend your knees and lean forward to stay off your heels.

>>17909176
We were om a school trip to go ice skating. I was a clumsy fuck who kept falling and needed a cone to help keep balance ti skate. My frustrated helping me. At one point some fat kid tried to steal my cone and my friend raced him fir the ownership of it.
Eventually I went roller skating a few times in my life, I found that easier but still uncomfortable.
Basically I hate situations where I feel like I have no control and I can fall easily.
This is why I can handle horror movies with ease, but hate roller-coasters

Step 1. Get out of bed

Virgin at 22.5 here, also spending nye at home alone in the dark. There's still time for you to get your shit together.

First of all question. you boy or girl?

Secondly, I feel you.
Just got dumped before Xmas, with a girl i actually liked alot.
not really feeling it. BUt really dont want to spend Xmas in bed aswell either.
So im planning to go out, because fuck it. I got nothing to loose.
Maybe you should do the same.
Just go out, dont even try have a goal to meet people. just get hammered or something and let faith guide you where you might end up.
And if you were to wake up in aleppo. well. At least you have a adventure going for you.

And when it comes to ugly.
Nothings ugly in all honestly. Ive seen some seriusly disgusting freaks going along with a girl. she might not be hte prettiest either but they seem to have found each other at least.
My questions is how.

But regardless, laying in bed wont get you anywhere.

And if you suffer with self confidence. Start training.
I abselutely despite training, i dont get why some people are fitness freaks.
And I hate the feeling of exhaustion.
However I manage to pick up a interesting martial art club, and started to train alot, even by myself. nomatter how much i hate it.
Just write your progress down, every trainin session. And force yourself to train every monday. because monday is a fucking shitty day. so when you train on mondays the day wont be anymore shitty than it already is.
As long as your fit. youll at least can know that you arent some fat ugly nerd doing nothing.
If you live alone thats gonna make this easy. If you live at home and dont want to be judged. Train during midnight when everyone sleeps. Ya you gonna get fucking wasted the day next day getting early up for work. But fuck it. Life sucks anyway.

>>17909135
Are you posting from a phone? Try driving to the other end of town and restarting your phone to get a different IP from a different tower.

>>17909147
>restarting your phone

Turning airplane mode on and off for 10 seconds will get you a new IP.

>>17909163
I will try that when I'm home thanks anon!

Happy new year bro. Hope it's a hell of a lot better than last year.

happy 2017
I'll be gone soon but I want to thank everyone that spent their valuable time trying to help

Happy new year, anon

I hope things get better for you

>>17908948
How many good boy points do you have saved up Oh Pea

>>17908975
get serious man i gotta get this done

>>17908948
post pics of mum

>>17908942
>I'm not gay
>I've kissed dudes

>>17908946
Imagine thinking that a kiss determines your sexuality. I'm open and comfortable with myself. I don't mind kissing a guy or two – it means nothing. I'm just not sexually attracted to men, and I've got no desire to engage in sexual activities with them.

>>17908957
You're telling me that kissing someone isn't a sign of attraction? Really?

Please truly forgive me and allow our lives to link once again this year. I miss it so much, I wanna give you the world and show you everything. I wanna believe in you, I want to feel as good as you made me feel, and I want to make you feel the best you possibly can.

You gave me a huge chance to succeed and I let you down. I failed, badly, and that means I wasted your time. I am really sorry and I hate myself for behaving the way that I did. It is ultimately my fault and I will never forgive myself for how I behaved. Please take care of Kelsey and make sure that she doesn't have to go through the same situation that I went through.

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>ITT cry babies with their useless "letters"

Same exact shit happened to me last night, OP. I left when I felt ready.

Left, that's annoying. But to be honest I don't think my in-group would want to hang out with ex-boyfriend-of-a-month-who-is-still-around-for-some-reason

>>17908898
Then why did she invite him?

Ha, /ck/ come to the rescue! Anon, there is only one thing you cn possibly have with your steak for new Year's Eve: Baked potatoes.

Peel potatoes, cut in half, rinse und dry. Rub with olive oil, sprinkle with (sea)salt, rosemary and thyme. Put on baking tray with cut surface turned downwards (use no-stick paper) Bake in preheated oven for 30-40 minutes (depending on size of potatoes) at around 200°Celsius until well browned.

Add lots of garlic

It depends, how are you going to cook that steak?

Maybe bring up things that turn you on clothing wise and tell her that you'd like to see her wear it. Point out other girls hairstyles,makeup, clothes and tell her that you think that its hot to give her a idea that you'd like to see her do that. If it comes down to it maybe buy her a sexy costume like a maid outfit or whatever and have her wear it during sex, so like do sexual roleplay.

Is she ugly?

>>17908766
cheat

>>17908694
>>17908694
He also told her he wan't some 'space'. The things is, I'm type who want sto stay at home and play games while he likes to party. But I never told him not to go to parties, never ever, I almost always war going with him. To this day I don't know what 'space' he was talking about. I told him about the fact that I read it, he was upset (I understood) and wasn't talking to me for two days. After that he started talking and we just moved on, I asked him if he felt better and he said that yes, he's better, he was having hard time in work so he probably didn't have anyone to lash out so he choose me, not knowingly. Now, it's new year eve. We were supposed to move out AGAIN in january but I have no job and my parents don't want to pay for the house (I finished my studied like 2 weeks ago) contd2.

>>17908704
Deal with my parents was different, they knew that our contract with this house was ending adn they told me not to worry about because they will help. My boyfriend has nice paying job so desu it still would be problem for him to pay up for first month but he doesn't want to. We live in one room flat with 5 parrots, it's really hard for me. No room for my stuff. I need workplace since I'm comic artist. Now returning to new years eve - yesterday he and his friends decided to go to house of their different friend. He only asked me if I want to go with them and when I said I wasn't sure because it's in different city etc he said 'if you dont want to go then don't go'. I know he probably doesnt want me to just sit at the party and not to talk to anyone, but I always thought that people who are together want to spend such time together. Even if it means go somewhere else or not at all. He's my first boyfriend, I'm kinda socially awkward because my parents were mentally abusing me for about 21 years. I'm scared of people sometimes. I feel better and even talk to others when he's near but he's extrovert and he just likes to scream and all. I really love him but lately I feel he doesn't feel same for me.

What do you do for a living? how come you expect your parents to pay for your house?