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>be me
>learning to drive
>instructor says i'm doing alright
>i feel like i'm not since i constantly make stupid mistakes or forget to do something important
>tell how i feel to instructor
>"you'll get better, don't worry"
>had about 6 lessons so far
>dad wants me to show him what i learned
>tell him i'm not very good yet
>"let's go anyway, i'll help you"
>do stupid mistakes like i do with instructor
>dad screams at me for it
>get nervous, do even more stupid shit
>finally we go home
>basically, says i can't drive for shit
>he says i should drive way better than this
>pic related me but not fat

I felt like I wasn't learning anything and now after driving with dad I'm too afraid to drive at all. I feel like I'm going to keep making those mistakes and I don't know who should I trust my instructor or my dad. What should I do guys? Do you have any advice for me?
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>>17911795
dont worry man unless you are actually a race car driver everyone is a bad driver, after 1 year of driving alone you pretty much do everything they tell you not to do.
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>>17911795
also never let your parents teach you especially your dad.
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>>17911795
Go back to the instructor. You want professionalism, not your father's crazyness.

And trust the instructor. He has seen real disaster cases who should not be allowed on the road, so if he says you're doing OK for a nervous beginner, believe him.

Maybe a year ago this board was not cringe /r9k/ tier and there were at least SOME quality threads in between the baaw and cringe.

What happened?
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apparently /r9k/ got "overrun" by "dem nasty womenz" and all the gynophobic failures fled to the next best thing. idk tho desu senpai
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>>17911728
what do you even consider /r9k/ tier? i sometimes see anyone that says something even remotely negative about women get labeled as someone that goes on r9k.
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>>17911857
>muh friendzone
>muh morals
>I have nothing bad going on for me but life is meaningless
>g-grills r mean
Beta males complaining everywhere about retarded minor inconviniences [yes, exactly like this thread]. The same shit over and over. Cancer texting threads. Fake and gay bait threads. Literally full of autistic man-children weeping and being asshurt.

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is there a drug that will make me more sociable? I am 25 and essentially have 0 friends
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Almost any drug will. You need to get them from other people, which requires interaction and sociability.

Also doing drugs alone is bad. You're supposed to do them with people, doing them alone is how you become an addict.
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>>17911718
weed?

i see people become friends solely because both smoke weed. if you have weed, people will want to bum off you for the weed.

also, alcohol is a given. dont know about where you live but here people pretty much always drink. its a norm to ask people if they want a pint with you.
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>>17911718
you could try roofies on girls and keep them in the basement until Stockholm syndrome kicks in

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i don't describe myself as someone who is sad or depressed,i'm just so dark, cool and mysterious that girls cant get a hold of their vaginas around me. physically i'm a solid 9.75/10 (like pic related but better). did i mention that girls drippin wet when they see me? oh yeah. but i cant. because my parents were killed when i was a kid and im livin in the shadows since then.

also i am overly intelligent. i hack fbi's database in my free time. so people dont excite me. they try tho. fuckin disgusting humans. they cant comprehend the suffering ive been thru. the emptiness. will i ever be happy? am i god? these are good questions. but for now, gotham awaits me. adios amigo
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>>17911707
yeah same, but I'm also a billionaire
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Mmm, fresh copypasta. Thanks for cooking this up, bruh.
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>>17911707
I have similar problems. These girls on the street running behind my Lamborghini Aventador like doves and these peasant fat neck beards trying to take pics of my car. I hate this kind of exposure but you gotta know I'm a busy CEO and have to get to my $14million per year job every day fast.

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how do I find a cute nerdy gay weeaboo bf who voted for Trump?
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bump
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>>17911692
>>>>/pol/
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>>17911692
Most people here desu

Here's my problem. I have been ecstatically happy since the election because I always found HRC the worst imaginable person, and I've moved increasingly towards conservatism as the chaos of the last four years of Obama unfolded. For me, 2016 was MADE by Trump's election. The problem I have is - all of my friends are left-wing or liberals, as I am myself, nominally. I have an argument from the left for Trump being preferable to Clinton all ready to go, but I daren't even broach the subject with anyone for fear my real feelings will come out in the strafing that is bound to ensue. What should I do?
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>>17911677
You should realize you're the one smart person among all your friends and give up convincing them and find better friends.
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>>17911677
>What should I do?

well you could argue but be warned that you could be labeled as a racist.

most right wingers keeps quiet about their opinion because of all the hatred towards them.
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They don't call it "The Silent Majority" for nothing.

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Needing advice on drunk texting damage control. I got shitfaced yesterday and texted a girl I had casual sex once early december. Nothing too fancy, just told her I find her awesome, but she's been giving me a cold shoulder every now and then (although she says she misses me from time to time)

So, should I apologize or just ignore it? Those who got drunk texts, how did you react, what did you think of it?
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>>17911633

thats kind of lame pal

find somebody else who doesnt have that on/off history
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>>17911853

Yeah I know it's lame. That's why I'm asking for advice on damage control.

And don't think she's a love interest or my only "target", I just want to keep her as a fwb. She lives in another city though, so I'm trying to keep in touch without being too clingy, which apparently I accidentally did while drunk
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>>17911887

well act as if you didn't do anything

if she asks later say hmmm.... i was drunk did i txt something dumb ?

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I know I'm an idiot.

I live with a girl roommate. I've been sleeping with her. I caught the feels. Last night she drunkenly slept with someone else. Am I wrong for wanting nothing to do with her anymore? I don't want to see her, talk to her, etc. I'm looking for a new place to live. Obviously we aren't dating so we can do whatever we want, but that includes me too and I want nothing to do with her now that she fucked someone else.

Pls help.
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>>17911605
I'd leave if I were you since you caught the feels. This shit will keep happening and will make you miserable. Get away today
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>>17911609
Yeah, I fucked up. If you'd like some juicy details I had been waiting days for this girl's period to end, cuddling her and shit, and then she fucks someone else. Guess she's good now.
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It's time to go mate.

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Is there a reason that every girl I date turns out to have some kind of mental issue?
The last 3 girls I've dated were all unhinged/unstable in some way and it's starting to feel like I'm doing it on purpose.
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Women are just psychos or will pretend to be psychos so that they can be cool edgy and hip and whine about their "depression" on twitter.
Don't pay attention to it, women's "problems" are mainly bullshit designed to test whether you're a beta cuck provider or an alpha.
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>>17911583
I don't know, I've dated girls who were "depressed" before, but the past few have been genuinely fucked up. I'm probably just skewing my own views because I was stupid enough to date someone with BPD in this string of girls.
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>>17911579
>Is there a reason that every girl I date turns out to have some kind of mental issue?
The reason is that you are dating females.

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There's a boy that I like.We messaged each other for 3 months and had never stopped.However he suddenly ignored my message 2months ago and never find me until now.I want to find him but Idk what to do.I thought should I ask him to help for my homework to have a chance to talk to him?Would he feel weird about it? Or should I just give up and let go:(
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>>17911565
>I thought should I ask him to help for my homework to have a chance to talk to him?
He'd just think you were trying to use him, dumb cunt.
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>>17911576
Then what can I do.Is it better to do nothing about it :/
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>>17911585
Just ask him out, you bitches have equal rights now if you remember.

What the fuck am I supposed to do so I don't waste my fucking life

I fucking hate going outside in the Sun because its too fucking hot and when I get hot I get fucking itchy

Where do I go or what do I do? I'm not talking about work or school, I mean like what can I go and do to live life every day and not fucking waste my youth
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sunblock
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>>17911543
Yeah I need to get some no doubt

But what then

Fucking what do I do so I don't feel like I'm wasting my life
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>>17911542
Got a question.

When you feel itchy when you are out in the summer, do you also get any whitehead like stuff after you itch that itchy part? Very small small sized stuff?

HA HA what?

This has to be the most pathetic revenge scheme I'v ever seen.

"You aborted my kid and left me for another man, so I'll spend twent yeasrs moping about it, write a novel and then....STAND YOU UP FOR DINNER!"

The story within the story was the only worthwhile thing, why even have the Amy Adams thing in it?
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>>17911524
wrong board
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>>17911531
Serves me right for posting hungover. No matter, let's see what /adv/ thinks. You people probably know more about movies than /tv/ anyway
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>>17911524
I pick most of my movies by the cover and given how shitty and cheap this one looks, I didn't even bother to give it a try.

Thanks for confirmation.

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is it even remotely possible to recover from a traumatic childhood?
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Yes.
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>>17911505

depends on the child, it's environment & how bad the trauma was

get some professional counseling for better advice
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>>17911505
Yes. Get help - not with the past, because it's over and unchangeable, but with moving forward.

I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks, it was going quite well, but we had a huge argument on New Year's Eve because I was joking around and said 'Ah'm cut yer clit oaf with a knaife, like a shit- focking African niggor!' She said I was being 'racist and creepy'. She's been really off with me today. How can I convince her to accept that it was just banter?
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>>17911502
she knows it was banter, it was just really racist and creepy banter that would make any sane woman stay away from you because normal people don't say weird ass shit like that

what was even the context?
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>>17911502
>How can I convince her to accept that it was just banter?

You can't. It's not like she thinks you will literally attack her. You just said something inappropiate that made her uncomfortable.

She already knows you were joking; you got rejected because you proved to have the sense of humor of a "racist and creepy" person.

Imagine if she just said something like "I'm gonna chop that cute little dick of yours and make it even shorter!!".
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>>17911502
Apologize to her, tell her it was just a joke and you realized later it was of really bad taste, hopefully she'll understand.
Even if you do think it was funny and harmless, you gotta adapt your humor depending on your audience.

But 2bh your joke was pretty bad, i wouldn't say that to my gf

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Femanons, would you date a guy who's had gay sex? Specifically, a guy who took it up the ass from another guy.
He's definitely bi and definitely only interested in you. Would you judge him?
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Thats a turnoff for MANY women and if someone would Tell a girl that he took a dick up his ass that would destroy any respect towards him as a man
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>>17911501
I can't imagine why you'd need to give someone the specifics of your previous sexual experiences. If it's already known that you're bi I think there's some expectation that you've had a gay experience or two
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>>17911527
pls that's kinda hot

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