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>>17913650

You probably are on the autistic spectrum, so it's difficult to "look normal". Almost everyone on 4chan is on the spectrum, so you're in good company.

Just be yourself, and find others with similar interests. It's more difficult since we are a lower % of the population, but still very possible (even more so online).

Cheer up, but you will need to be diligent.

OP you probably have some variant of resting bitch face where you look pissed off/mad normally.

>>17913663
Can confirm this to be possible.

They are rather common, especially with caveman forehead due to stress on the eyebrows causing it to droop down to bitchface-mode.

So do you have more romantic feelings towards her?

I've been in your situation before op. It's like that one friendship that's too close to be just a friendship right? Yet you're not dating or anything. And if you ever got a bf you'd have to put the brakes on that friendship.. Even though you're not dating her.

Is sex absolutely important to you and her? Like...if you guys just wanted it to be like what you have now, and you wouldn't go looking for anything else, then why not?

Otherwise, I guess I would just enjoy the friendship for now. And don't be too surprised if it blows up down the line when she wants more and you can't give it to her.

>>17913642
Go for it anon.
You can always buy her strapon.

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>>17913638
NO. Hard to see how sucking on a few cocks influences her credibility. Source: Being a Lawyer.

>>17913638
I guess tax fraud or something could be a problem, but porn? Social stigmas aside, that is just an acting job. Really no different than being in a commercial or something.

>>17913638
>dating used goods
dumbass

>>17913519

You future is more important unless your dad owns that business.

In most cases that's too early to get an official job, since aa normal person would be in college still at that age.

>>17913519
There's no age cutoff for getting a job. Get one when it works for you.

Open relationships are not for everyone. You need to free yourself of jealousy and possessiveness, which is never easy, and for some people impossible. Luckily there's a lot that's been written about it. Do a search for "open relationship primers" and get reading so you know what you're in for.

Nope.

Best way to handle it is not get involved. Every woman I've met who wants an open relationship wants to have the support network of a boyfriend, but also wants a cadre of beta orbiters she can fuck whenever she likes. Fucking toxic. Don't even go there, especially given you have basically no history with this woman.

The only time an open relationship is justified is when you have an existing relationship that has some form of sexual disparity or other issue requiring other partners be involved. Otherwise you're just being some girls whipping boy.

>>17913490
What exactly would be the difference from what you have now? I fail to see the difference...

>let's hope that the picture won't tilt sideways this time
>it's fucking upside-down

I give up.

You've just got chapped lips because you're a neet faggot, kys etc.

Buy some blistex. Apply thin layer of balm to lips every two hours, daily. At end of day before bed, gently exfoliate lips with soft toothbrush, then re-apply balm.

Repeat indefinitely.

Drink more water faggot.


Mine get like this too, Carmex and burts bees work wonders. It's most likely your water intake though. I know I suck at staying hydrated and I'm pretty sure that's why they get like that.

>>17913462

Bust a move. What do you have to lose?

I've been in the exact same situation many years ago.

After years of a romantic friendship online i bought a plane ticket to meet her in person, she was even better in person than i thought she would be, we dated for what was the best 2 years of my life (i have money so meeting her was not an issue, i flew to see her a lot), i was absolutely in love with her and thought i found "the one", until she dumped me out of the blue and said she never wanted to see me or talk to me again, she said she didn't actually feel anything for me and that i should move on with my life because she was going to do so.

She completely broke my heart and destroyed my soul, i was depressed for one whole year. I've recovered now but i'm kinda jaded with women, you know? Emotionally numb towards women.

I've focusing on myself and improving my life now, lifting, getting a good job and learning valuable skills. I'm not the hopeless romantic i was anymore, i have my feet on the ground and above all i have realized that there is no such thing as "the one", unique perfect girl. I also don't take bullshit from women and don't put them on a pedestal anymore.

My advice for you is pretty solid and simple:
You never met this girl in person, you don't love her and you KNOW that. You are in love with an idealization you have of her.
What you feel for her is most likely because you are an outcast, you probably don't have much friends, if any, you haven't been very successful with girls, you don't go out much to meet other girls so you cling to this one. She makes you feel safe and wanted around.
You probably think she's unique and you won't find other girls like her where you live, but the truth is that she's not unique, she's just like all of them, in essence they are all the same. She isn't into "nerds" like you, she is into the typical, so-called "Chad" just like all the others. Don't you think she'd choose you over some alpha jock if she could, because that would simply not happen.

cont..

Have you ever met?


If not, your feelings for her are unhealthy. Go out and meet real people.

Did you get us confused for psychics or something?

>>17913418
The real question is. Which girl has STDs?

>>17913418
Knowing very little about you, and a 8 word sentence about each girl, we're just taking shots in the dark.


>1
Alcohol will make people horny because it lowers your inhibitions and top-level thinking, making the potential consequences and stigma of sex fall away. If you two were both close and a bit drunk, it's only natural that intimacy would follow. It's happened more than once where I'll get drunk with a female friend, and next thing you know we're going at it. You're horny and you trust the other person.

>2
Probably not, but possible since you recently "hung out". The alcohol might have emboldened you, and you made a move.
If you didn't really like her and have much in common, you guys probably weren't vibing and nothing happened.

>3
Could be her, if you two were vibing and your boozed up self made a move. How recently you know someone doesn't have much to do with it.

>4
Almost certainly not. Probably was with/thinking of her BF, and it doesn't sound like you two gel all that much. No reason for you or her to go for it.

>>17913409
Probably, but it's still fucking gross.

>>17913409
Yes its 100% safe. Nobody would waste a cigarette dipped in pcp like that.

Yep, I've done worse my man.

Simply ask her out on a date.

>This new years we "cuddled" in the same bed. no sex or smooching.
If you got this far but didn't even kiss her, you're never going to get further

>>17913397

1. Get a box.

>>17913380
Nah it's fine

>>17913391
I cant tell if youre serious or not
I put peroxide and neosporin on it the day after it broke off and it didnt hurt at all
I wrapped it in bandage for 2 days and i just unwrapped it and thats what it looked like
What do

>>17913380
Certified doctor >>17913391
Can confirm is fine

you won't get matches with decent looking girls unless you are extremely good looking. Tinder is a cock buffet

Bad idea. Tinder girls are sexual war vets. Not a good way to lose your virginity. You'll make a fool of yourself.

>>17913362
I'm not a virgin because I'm fat or ugly. I'll do okay.
>>17913365
>You'll make a fool of yourself
Obviously, but my chances to find an equally inexperienced girl are next to zero. What could possibly happen though? I block her number and never see her again and nobody will ever know.

>>17913330

Sex is a reflection of your relationship; maybe you guys just aren't right for each other, and it took you a year to figure it out.

I mean, why aren't you talking to her about sex, why are you on fucking 4chan?

If you haven't asked her, but instead are asking us, that's a huge problem right there.

>>17913337
Ive tried to. Shes not the kind of girl who well, seems to like sex. Anytime I try to talk to her about anything she just cries and it makes me feel guilty. She also started complaining tonnes more about stuff (the fact I didnt let her have a spare key to my house)

>>17913330
So far you've done a bunch of complaining about your relationship but haven't said anything nice about her. Do you still want to be with her? Or are you sticking wither her because of inertia?
Don't let inertia guide your life. If you're in a situation that isn't working for you, do something about it. I don't think sex is always a reflection of your relationship, like >>17913337 says, but it is an important aspect. And it sounds like you and she might not be a great match.

>>17913294

dont be a spoiled fucking brat. your anger is not serious. your depression was not their fault. no one is perfect and while it looks like your parents werent able to magically fix you as a teenager, they have been taking time & money out of their lives to make sure you can get through school. you will always owe your parents, everyone owes their lives to their parents because their parents raised them. however, that does not make you obligated to them, and thats just the way the world is. parents taking care of their children is at the same time selfless and selfish. you are literally a part of them and they want you to succeed because it means that they have succeeded.

Your depression isn't real you pussy. Entitled little cunts like you shouldn't be allowed in university.

>>17913294

You sound like the absolute worst kind of person. Grow the fuck up.

Protip: your parents are just regular idiot humans just like you.

Protip2: You're immature, learn to empathize as opposed to blaming everyone else.

Protip3: No one gives a shit about you, learn to not be so selfish.

We're always waiting here with a hug when you fucking grow up.

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>>17913279
>is fucking with the equilibrium I've cultivated, and I want it to stop
i see that your world is crumbling down, roach

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>>17913279
tell her that you're gay

>>17913279
>I'm popular with pretty much every other girl my age who works there, to the point where they have running 'jokes' about sharing me, and rules about jealousy. This girl just showed up a few months ago and is fucking with the equilibrium I've cultivated, and I want it to stop.

tell me more OP