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nobody is with me on new years. the people I know aren't with me because they suck, and nobody else is with me, because I suck. here's hoping the next year is different in that way.
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>>17910888
well if you have a everything sucks attitude no one is going to want to be your friend
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poopoo
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>>17910908
dissatisfaction with life is a trap in that way
>>17910919
yeah
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how do I tell someone I've been friends with for year I like them? 2017-01-01 05:55:19 Post No.17910882
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how do I tell someone I've been friends with for year I like them?
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>>17910882
A girl?
She decided in the first week if she'd date you. Unless there are clear signs otherwise, you will not get what you want and lose the friendship.
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>>17910882
"I like you"
unless there's something contextual I don't know about
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Similar situation here. Girl I have known for a few years but was never really close to. We are both shy and never really talked too much. I'm seeing her soon and want to advance things. Need advice too.
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I told a End-of-the year joke to the girl I love saying I won't ever talk her for the rest of the year and she replied "good". Then she replied 2 minutes into 2017 saying "hate you" . I replied with "haha yeet" cause wtf am I suppost to say to that, she still
Hasn't replied I'm not sure if she's joking or not I don't know her enough to know if she is being serious or not. Someone please comfort me cause I'm feeling sick right now
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i like giving advice to people that really seem to have an issue in their life, but you, you just seem like a faggot I wouldn't wanna hand around with.
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>>17910822
She was probably too busy fucking the guy she kissed at midnight
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>>17910835
I never talk anything about girls with my friends cause that's absolute faggotry
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I just need to talk to somebody. Please
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Start talking, I'm listening.
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Sup
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Here to help
> pic possibly related
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what's wrong with me
my mental and physical health have been deteriorating
i just feel so fucking scared
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>>17910776
Sounds like a problem for a medical professional.
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>>17910776
What is actually happening?
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>>17910785
depersonalization, mostly - I feel as though I'm living in a haze. I'm also a lot more anxious and jumpy, despite having quit drugs and cutting down drinking. I also feel a lot more sad, and that everyone is out to berate and belittle me.
Physically, I've just been losing weight, and there's no reason to explain it. I started drinking soda again just to try and gain it back, but to no avail. I keep bringing up bile as well.
It feels like I'm falling apart.
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how can I become more fun to hang out with 2017-01-01 04:42:43 Post No.17910720
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how can I become more fun to hang out with
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For the past three years of highschool, I've completely been so much of a fucking loser to never be invited to any parties of any kind of anything else worthy of a great "highschool experience". Currently spending new year's eve completely alone as everyone else in my family made plans. And I do have friends but they never want to hang out (would call them out on it but they're all I have). Is there any way for me to change myself in time to have a great senior year (one with lots of exciting adventure and maybe even a gf) or should I kill myself to save everyone the burden of my existence.
>Inb4 "just be yourself anon, that never fails"
Fuck you for even thinking that you fucking faggot. "Myself" is the boring pile of trash that no one wants to hang out with.
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>>17910720
try inviting people. invite them to your own new years eve party. if they say 'we cant were going to XXs party' then ask if you can tag along. its not rude to ask.
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>>17910724
Been there, just get the reply, "aw sorry anon I think we're full; maybe next time"
I just want to see if and how to change myself to be more fun to hang with
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>>17910736
>aw sorry anon I think we're full
What does that even mean?
>I just want to see if and how to change myself to be more fun to hang with
Well, you can start by describing yourself
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How do I stop being so obsessed with beautiful girls?
Sometimes it feels like it's the only thing that matters in life. I have a girlfriend who is very attractive and I get on very well with but I can't help but look at 10/10s at imagine having a life with them even though I don't even know them.
Picture extremely related. Whenever I look at this girl I fall in love with her. Literally the personification of beauty in my eyes.
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>>17910711
Who is that woman? Her tits belong in my motuh
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>>17910711
what does love actually mean to you OP? Maybe start there.
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>>17910731
I know I don't actually love her like I love my girlfriend. It's more infatuation and doesn't really mean anything but regardless, the feelings are strong. I know it's irrational but I can't help the way I feel.
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How do you guys find self worth after a break up. My girlfriend treated me like shit and left me and moved on like I never existed and all I want to do is beg her to be with me and don't even have the will to live.
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>>17910695
by not building your life around women or their opinions. dont get me wrong validation is nice, but the whole point of self worth is the self part.
she dated you, so if you were really that bad it says more about her than you though.
kinda like when a guy hits on me, and i say 'sorry bud not my type' and they throw a fit and say 'WELL I DONT LIKE UGLY GUYS'. one guy, legit over 200 pounds who admitted to masturbating to my photos did this to me and i was like 'you literally just said you masturbated to me' and then he siad 'WHY WOULD I MASTURBATE TO PHOTOS OF A LITTLE BOY, BTW YOU'RE GETTING FAT' (im 127 pounds btw).
point to this gay ass story being that they came to you for a reason. you can't be as bad as they say you are. thats just them trying to feel good, convincing themselves that they are better.
its hilarious really.
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>>17910695
You are probably in the stage of life where being a man to you is defined by a specific sexual relationship. It's natural to feel upset after rejection, but take it in stride. The feelings you are going though are not unique, many people have had them before. What lessons can you take away from this experience? if possible, try and frame them in a neutral or positive light. Over time, the pain you are feeling will subside, but the lessons you learned from that relationship and about yourself, can last a lifetime.
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If all else fails, depression meds. Celexa did wonders for me, years after the fact.
Just realize that she made a decision, and it was leaving you. That alone is enough to forget her. As she has erased you, erase her.
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Assuming fit body, how important is to be /fa/?
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Honestly, the more fit and handsom/pretty you are, the less /fa/ you need to be.
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Not.
Wear appropriately fitting clothes at formal occasions. If you're not being formal just wear whatever is most comfortable and it will probably do you more benefit than fashion.
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>>17910641
As a guy?
Well, personally I like my men to look put together. But I love looking good etc (I make my own clothing).
But lots of men get away with T-Shirt and jeans, so you should be fine.
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Fucking an underage girl? 2017-01-01 04:02:43 Post No.17910640
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Fucking an underage girl?
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So I met a girl in one of my classes, we hit it off and hung out and stuff, but I just found out she's 16 and a half years old. I'm just a babby as well all things considered, I turned 18 a couple of months ago.
I came seeking actual advice so please don't dismiss this with "kek underage band Xd".
Anyways, we're both college freshmen, and both younger than we should be at this point in our standardized US education, so we have that in common and both have always been around older people, my friends are all in their 20's, etc etc. When I was her age, my gf was my age funny enough, so I've really subscribed to the "age is just a number" way of thinking it seems
We hung out outside of school for the first time a few days ago, ended up making out but it was interrupted by something so we had to go our separate ways. It seems like she's trying in some ways to seem older than she is, which I honestly find kind of endearing but it also translates into her being pretty forward in her sexual interests. She's very mature and interesting, has a job and supports herself, living with room mates, but the trouble is that "age of consent" in my state is 17 so I'm really worried about things going any further.
Here's the kicker, this girl looks literally dead-on like Lost in Translation-era Scarlett Johannson, she has really nice skin and a nice body and I'd quite like to wedge my dick inside her, as would she, but again that's where I'm worried
What are the potential consequences for something like this?
Would you take the risk?
Could she fuck me over? (well fucking obviously)
Any advice on how to proceed?
Thanks, and happy New Year
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>>17910640
Lucky for you the age of consent is 16 in most states, so on average you'll be fine.
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>>17910640
Is it illegal where you are? That's the first question to ask.
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>>17910642
17 in my state, as I mentioned
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hello /adv/
i don't have a smartphone. i never have. i just use this flip phone and its very low tech and frustrating to use.
I'm looking to buy an iPhone 6 since I like how it looks and I know how to use an iPhone already. My question is
how much monthly do you pay for your phone and what do you get with that? I'd like unlimited talking and texting but I'm not sure if I'd ever use "data"
where should i purchase my phone from in order to keep it as cheap as possible?
is it worth it to invest in an "unlocked" phone?
last time i talked to my mom about this she said she payed $80 a month for her phone plan. is that standard?
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You're mom's right for a pretty normal plan I like to use mad data bc i shit post from my phone daily I pay 100 on verizon I have a Samsung Galaxy s5 I like it it has a great camera I like to send lots of dick pics too
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>>17910559
It is new years eve. You should be contemplating your existence and how pointless your life is and how you will die without ever doing ________.
You should be worried about how you are spending this new years eve alone and how next new years eve you will be doing the same thing.
You should be contemplating if life is even worth living and moping around with all the other loser on this board.
You shouldn't be asking about what a dataplan is right now.
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>>17910571
my girlfriend broke up with me today and is at a party with all of my best friends that i cant go to because itd be awkward.
so instead im sitting alone in my room alone waiting for someone to message me to ask if im okay
but nobody has yet because she made and is making me out to be the villain
i made this thread to distract myself from this
sorry
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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https://discord.gg/h3xrqh8
Join us for help on improving your life, discuss how you can master not only your body but also your mind. Become fit today.
All are welcome, as long as you follow the rules.
>What do I do in the threads?
Ask people for advice on your problems, or join our discord group to do the same.
>Wait, is this some KKK (Kool Kids Korner) club where you can only be some sort of shut-in freak to participate in?
Nope, it's a social chat with occasional improving for E V E R Y O NE.
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Bump for OC OP message
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Cool thread
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>bump/share your deepest secrets in it
Im a brony
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i get no pleasure from anything. i've tried so much, so many things.
15 years of therapy. over a dozen medications that permanently fried my brain. countless attempted hobbies. spending time with family. "connecting with nature". quitting video games. cooking. lifting. dating. sex. i tried taking a year off from college to "find myself" and ended up in a mental hospital for a suicide attempt. now i'm about to go back to school in the hopes that getting some direction in my life will help me... it won't. i say it won't, because that's the reason i went to college the first time and i ended up dropping out, which will likely happen again.
now i'm sitting here alone on new year's eve. i'm too sick to hang out with the few friends i have, and my family all have plans of their own.
i'm sick of every year passing by and realizing that i've only gotten worse with each iteration.
how can i live the rest of my life like this? i don't even know what it's like to be content, i've never felt it.
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>>17910505
I don't know how you don't get pleasure from taking a shit or relaxing in the bathroom.
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>>17910521
i get chronic intestinal yeast infections so i have diarrhea a lot, that's how.
and yeah, i've treated it, but it comes back: hence, "chronic"
but thanks for the chuckle i guess
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I really need help. Someone please talk to me.
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>>17910486
Hey man what's up?
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>>17910486
Today I spent most of the day playing video games with my step dad I'm visiting my family I only see them about 2 weeks a year bc I live on the other side of the country. It was pretty good now we're watching my sister's bf playing college football it's nice to have family time. How are you what'd you do today also happy new year muthafucka
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is a six inch dick big enough to have a happy sexually satisfied partner
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Is it curved upwards?
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6 inches is slightly above (world) average. A more awake and patient poster could link several articles linking the connection between penis size and female satisfaction.
The only number I can currently think of is a 88% female satisfaction in their partners' penis and a 55% satisfaction in their own penis size by guys.
TL:DR 6inches is a yes
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>>17910484
6 inches is actually abit under average. And the average amount of legs a human being has is 1.5 so it means your dick is smaller than the average dick. My dick, all my friends dicks are at least 6.5. And even then that doesn't satisfy some girls.