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Last year before Christmas my sugar level raised slightly. My "friends" found out and for a whole year they make fun of me for being a diabetic. But, I'm not. I fixed the sugar level three months since I found out but they just won't stop. Now you may think I act like a little bitch, but they just tell everyone they know. They tell people I don't even know and random people call me on my phone and just tell me I'm diabetic and then they tell more people. But I'm not! It goes so far that they bother my parents and buzz their door and just say shit like this. How can I stop it? What should I do? They are bulling me for being something I'm not.
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>>17912352
How does anyone find out your blood sugar rose?
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>>17912354
I had a diet because of it (pure water, no pasta etc.) They noticed so I told them about it. They don't know shit about it so they just assume I have diabetes and they just need something to joke about.
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Rise above it. They aren't feeding off your "diabetes" they're feeding off your behaviour when they bring it up.
You need to grow a thick skin. The less you react to it the less likely they'll do it. If you can throw a little self mockery in to the mix and get them laughing then more power to you.
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No big background story. A friend of mine, 26yo, virgin, quite fat, quite ugly, clean and good smelling wants me to fuck her.
I have some fetishes, but she most likely wont be able to fulfill any of them.
Can do it safely in her house, so the cost would been minimum, just condom and gas.
She wants it to be in more than one time. First she'd give a bj, next something more, but she only wnat it in her pussy like in the 5th time or so (anal would probably come first).
What you guys think? Does it worth it?
I don't have any special affection for her, she's actually quite boring and annoying, so if this shit goes bad and she stops looking at my face it wouldn't be a bad result.
What I expect in pros and cons:
Pro: virtually free, one more virginity taken, any sort of sex I want, if it comes well I could have a free slut, if it goes bad it would be one annoying person less around me.
Cons: at first probably bad bj, bad sex, non attractive girl bothering me more often, and would definitely have to think a way around when she falls in love.
Uglier than the girl in the pic, but about the same fat content.
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Could you do it better?
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>>17912336
i wouldn't do it, but im not desperate. the fact that you are considering it shows that you are somewhat desperate.
so would you rather rise above your temptations and be a self sustaining man.
or would you rather have sex with a fat ugly chick
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>>17912336
Eh, I'd pass it up.
Too much trouble for someone I don't even like to look at.
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What is worse? Fapping or watching porn? Is fapping without porn better than fapping to it?
With all this new year's nofap meme I'm starting to wonder. I'm not buying total abstain, but porn may be the bad thing indeed.
Thoughts on nofap in general?
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Porn is problem.
Jerk the gherk is gud
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>>17912308
Both are not problem in moderation.
Fapping once a day is ok and good for you, fapping once per hour is not.
Watching porn is kind of dangerous but as long as you limit yourself to soft/normal porn and won't lurk for fucked up shit you should be fine.
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Just watch the TED talk 'The Great Porn Experiment'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU
It will tell you why NoFap is even a thing. If you want more detail there's another video on the presenters website (yourbrainonporn) which covers a lot of the current science and studies on the effects of high speed internet porn. The effects of which are only now really becoming apparent because that kind of porn viewing has only been possible/become mainstream over the last ten years.
Personally I think the biggest problem with NoFap is that it's called NoFap which sort of implies that fapping is the problem, when in fact porn consumption is the real problem.
But seriously, just watch the video. There's no point listening to anyone here, even me. That video and that guys website are basically the holy grail for NoPorn/NoFap.
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When i was 8 i was abducted by my dad from my adoptive mother from the U.S to a 3 world muslim shithole country that is algeria
Im turning 18 in a couple days and im planning on contacting my adoptive mom to get the fuck outta here.
Ive been told that i could go to the u.s embassy here and that they'll help me
Thing is i dont have a visa and my passport is in my uncle's hands as i currently live with him and his family.
I dont wanna tell em because they'll probably beat the shit outta me.
How do i gtfo in discretion?
Is it possible that the u.s embassy provide me a visa and a ticket seeing that i was forcefully absucted when i was a minor and that I'm missing back in the u.s ?
Note : Im not a u.s citizen but i was registered for a citizenship i believe .
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>>17912229
If your adoptive mother wanted you back, don't you think she would have done something in these 10 years? There are laws regarding international child abduction
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>>17912237
She did
Im posted as a missing child in shit ton of sites and from her fb she looked for me and still posts about me from time to time
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Tough situation. You're 18, so why don't you move out of your city and find a job in another city. Live there for a while and try to figure things out.
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Being the less gender.
Its so shitty knowing im one of the lesser gender. Im happy being girl but really thinking about it makes me sad. Theres nothing we're good at that a man cant do better.
I was watching a show about two trainers entertaining a crowd by doing stunts with alligators. One was male, the other female.
The female was dissatisfied that she wasn't allowed to do the better stunts the male could. So she asked the male to let her do them and to teach her. In response, the male turns to her and says
>You're a female. People are amazed just by your gender. You dont need to do the same thing i do. Its dangerous.
And she was visibly depressed by this because she couldn't think of a better rhetoric to respond with.
I understand on the other hand males have more to preform to impress people but... i dont know. Its unfair.
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>>17912220
So what advice to you want OP?
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>Become a porn star
>impress thousands of males with your ability to take dick without being horny and faking moans
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Oh fuck off. Maybe if you got off your ass and proved your worth, you wouldn't feel like "the lesser gender". The only reason women are stigmatized to be nothing more than talking vaginas is because a frightening amount of them ASPIRE to be just that.
The fact that you're plaguing this godforsaken Chinese woodcarving forum with your self-deprecating bullshit tells me you lack the motivation and intelligence to push yourself to become anything more than a bitchy fleshlight.
The problem isn't your gender, it's you.
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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Girls
Could something like this been seen as a hint towards you wanting the guy to ask you to do something?
>There is a 1968 movie on the book, perhaps A good movie night movie (never saw it).
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>>17912235
Somewhat, but the fact that you haven't asked straight up is somewhat unappealing.
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>>17912245
The girl sent that along with stuff like this in messages to my friend. Seems like she wants him to say something?
>Have you ever wandered around five points/riverside? When your at campus, you should check it out. A lot of coffee shoppes and bagel/smoothie places. Peanut butter smoothie = yum."
>I don't look like a Disney fan? Lol! It's because of my mature/pessimistic personality . . . Isn't it (lol). Love the Mickey Mouse! Do you like Disney? I'm going to Epcot, if that defends my maturity any (lol).
And she told him the day she's going in a different message
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What do I do if I need tons of sleep to feel okay? Last night I slept 8-9 hours and i feel like shit. I usually sleep about 12 hours.
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>>17912210
Go and see a doctor because that's not normal
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>>17912210
Have a look at your diet too OP. Get away from the sugar and processed shit, and try a month of meat and veges.
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>>17912238
Do you think it could just be not eating breakfast?
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Unplugging a toliet.
So, I took a shit, and it didn't seem big or anything. Go to flush, and it gets clogged. Usually I can plunger it in about <60 seconds. For some fucking reason, this isn't working.
I've decided to take maybe a 20 minute break, then try again.
Anything I can really do? I mean, plunging is pretty straight forward...
I've heard boiling hot water poured down sinks or shower drains can clean out hair and gunk, but I don't want to pour boiling hot water in a toliet that's water level is already a little above normal.
Fuck, this is why I need to start using shit jugs.
Pic related. Mine is one of those black ones, just on a stick. Not one of those weird ass ones with like layers and such, nor a pink one. Just a plain black one. Not sure that matters much.
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try pouring draino down that fucker, use a whole container, if that doesnt work try a snake. the snake has never failed me once.
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Get some draino.
Try a snake.
I hate when the toilet gets clogged. Be happy you don't live with a douche bag who will shit in the clogged toilet knowing it's clogged and then just leave it there for you to deal with.
Shit water splashing all over your forearms and shoes while you cry angrily.
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Pour boiling hot water down the toilet.
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How the fuck do I talk to women?
"Why yes, I shitpost on an anonymous imageboard, jerk off to furry porn, watch youtube, and play video games in my free time." - obviously I wouldn't say that but what girl would want to date a person like that?
Maybe the concept of love and a gf is just a lie constructed from normies.
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You're an uninteresting person with nothing more than strange masturbating habits. How do you expect to have something to talk to people when you do nothing else from your life than browsing 4chan, jerking off, and making up excuses to keep it that way?
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Get a life, get some friends first, get some hobbies outside of your mom's basement.
Ask yourself: would you date yourself?
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>>17912200
by opening your mind.
the fact that you limit your interests to 4chan, porn, youtuve, and vidyah says a lot more about you then it does of the female gende.r
>maybe its a lie constructed from normies
that doesn't make any sense, how can it be a lie if the only reason YOU dont get it is YOU have non normal interests? even non normies date.
furries tend to date furries or just other severely autistic women
Is it possible to get a girlfriend without a cellphone? I lost the one I had for the last 10 years. I actually enjoyed being cellphoneless for the last month and don't want to buy a new one.
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>>17912193
Not really, normal bitches want guys who are socially good, competent and normal. Having no cellphone screams the opposite.
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>>17912211
I agree. And even if you don't use a cellphone to socialise, they're incredibly useful in this day and age.
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I'm the only Right-Winger in my family and it's driving me in-fucking-sane. I'm not bringing politics up but fuck I am damn sick of my beliefs being insulted every other family dinner.
I am this close to fucking GAS THE KIKES NOW mode on the inside and I don't know how to keep it all inside right now.
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>>17912192
Read up on economics lmao. Right wing policies are incompatible with a strong economy
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>>17912192
Just make passive aggressive insults back then. "Man these liberals always say they know what we want. How could they ever lose?"
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>>17912199
I'm not here to listen about how great Capitalism is, I want to know how to not go insane while being the political whipping horse.
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Female anatomy and opinion.
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Pic is semi-related, as this ain't a nsfw board and I couldn't use a more relevant image.
I'm writing something NSFW, and I'm deconstructing the fairly stupid Hentai trope of "Baseball bat sized dick + Hitting the chicks cervix like a battering ram = SO GOOD/AWESOME!"
CAN it feel good? I'm fairly certain to that is yes, but not if the guy is treating his dick like a jackhammer while he's giving a girl a pap-smear.
[spoiler]Funny enough, I heard that was Ron Jeremy's favorite nickname for John Holmes, who always called Ron 'Little dick'. "Whatever, Pap-smear."[/spoiler]
Anyway, from a woman's perspective, when something causes pain THERE, what would be the best description? So far, I'm leaning towards:
A: The tight clench of a BAD cramp in your lower stomach.
Or is it-
B: A sharp stabbing pain akin to Gas pain,.
C: Someone kicking a sensitive, deep bruise.
D: Other (?)
I can't just substitute in, "It's like getting kicked in teh balls, only a million times worse!" or something similar, because a woman wouldn't know how getting kicked in the balls feels, in the same way that I don't know how sitting on a police baton feels.
Little help, if you please?
[spoiler]If scene context helps, it's basically two highschoolers getting caught and while the guy's third leg WAS being used carefully, the shock of having his mom walk in on them made the girl sit down too fast and take a minute to recover from the "OWWWwwwww...." feeling.[/spoiler]
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It can feel good as much as bdsm slashing can feel good imo. Whenever I hit my gf there, it hurt her. All I managed to do is gently rub it with the tip, and although I'm sure it pleasures her, it certainly is more because of the feeling of been completly filled with my dick then anatomical pleasure. At this point my balls are touching her ass and pubic bone pressuring her clit, this sure is much more pleasurable.
Also, I'm 5.5" at most. Monster cocks are for fetishists and pencil dicked virgins who have a small penis humiliation fetish in the closet
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For a very small minority of people, it feels good. But 95% of women do not like it, it hurts.
For me, when it's hit during sex, it's a sharp pain during the initial impact, fading to a dull, cramp-like ache.
If stroking it is anything like a pap smear, that's sort of like somebody rubbing a bruise with a little too much pressure. Nothing unbearable, but unpleasant.
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it hurts if i'm not very horny. then it is a sharp pain, that can make me curl up. similar to going in too deep with a cotton swab. it hust feels wrong and you need a moment to recover.
if i am very horny, it's a dull and full feeling. still slightly painfull, but more in a good way. (note, i like pain related to sexual stuff...). it's hard to find a comparable pain. it's broad and deep. like a not too hard punch in the stomach maybe?
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What does virginity means for you ? 2017-01-01 07:43:41 Post No.17912165
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What does virginity means for you ?
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Happy new year !
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It means innocence. It may mean that you have a higher cause that you'd rather dedicate your time on. The older you get the more it will cause you to be different from sexually active people. It will especially distance you from promiscuous people. It means that you have a chance to save yourself for marriage, or otherwise make it mean something.
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When I was virgin? A burden
Now? A meaningless thing people overevaluate and overthink.
I get people getting anxious and nervous about their first time, but most of the threads here have people overcomplicating it.
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That she won't know how to finish me off and sex will suck for the next 5 months.
On the other hand it also means a tight new place to experience for the first time
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Growing and dealing cannabis
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I love smoking and growing weed, and I have gotten really good at it. I have only grown for personal use, but I feel like there is money to be made in this.
>move to new city to study in university
>new apartment, change all locks and install a deadbolt
>get a safe
>buy necessary equipment with cash
>keep low profile, no partying, noise or smoking in the apartment
>grow two to five pounds of bud
>throw away all equipment at night wiping away all traces
>stash 90% of the produce in the woods underground in an airtight PVC-pipe cache
>rest goes to a more easily accessible stash near my apartment, most likely outside as well
>make new friends and connections, locate stoners and partygoers
>buy a burner phone and a prepaid plan to set up a Whatsapp account
>use said Whatsapp account from full disk drive encrypted computer with all traffic routed through Tor and a public wifi
>hold only enough product in the apartment safe to make sales that are already planned
>use bicycle to meet customers to avoid traffic stops and selling from my apartment
>don't deposit any of the dirty cash into bank accounts
I am positive I can grow the best weed in my area. I need help to find reasons my plan could fail, and how I could improve it further.
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Don't advertise on social media
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Do not get into drug dealing. The paranoia will eat you alive. You wont be able to have meaningful relationships either
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>>17912166
Gonna eat those?
I spent the entirety of 2016 depressed
And today I'm at my lowest
I don't know how to break my depression
I can't do it
I'm all alone
Please help me
I'm always ignored
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I don't know how to help but have a bump so that others can see you :3
t. Not ignorer
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>>17912130
Call the suicide hotline in your Country NOW OP. They will listen. Right now.
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Listen to some deathmetal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVVTOHVXQQA