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fuck her raw bro

Means she entered your profile and clicked add you sperg

>>17909343
You think she likes me? She always smiles at me and says hi when I enter class. I think she likes me.

I'll help you, but first you gotta tell me why you're skipping work instead of doing the right thing and going

>>17909318
I seriously did get ill. I ate a fried burrito with an enchilada inside of it and extra caso and zesty sauce. 6 hours later I was shivering in my bed trying to sleep for work, getting little waves of nausea. All the sudden, projectile vomit on my mattress, I'm reaching for the window, vomit on that. Hang my head out the window and vomit for a long time. Whole next day my stomach was hurting, diarrhea.

The problem is, I didn't have a doctors note the last time I called out and they let it slide. I was actually sick that time too, but apparantly you have to have one everytime. I've cleaned my room by now, but I can show you pictures is the stains on my carpet. Disgusting.

>>17909436
I'm a server too, I actually want to work. I make good money from tips and I need it for rent.

self bump

OP, please reread what you wrote in your post: it's a series of acts of cheating, both physical and emotional.
Yet, you let the girl go on living with you, buy her food etc.
Are you a troll, by any chance?
My advice: move on with your life.
I'm sure you won't listen to reason and experience: do as you like, it' your life.

Just kick her out and turn on your inner alpha male so you wont come back to her and search for better

>>17909231
stop being picky and date them. You'll find common ground and start picking up some of their mannerisms anyways.

>be 5'10 and ugly
>never had a single female interested in me.

You're living the dream OP.

Stop looking for "gf material." Stop looking for a gf in general. If you are in need of a gf, that's bad. You should never NEED a woman, or person, to feel complete.

That said, just go out and meet people. The more people you meet, the more connections you make. When you go out, go out with the goal if meeting people. Not "gf material" girls.

When I shifted my mindset away from searching for "gf material" I started dating a lot more. I realized a lot of girls don't seem like gf material at first until you date for a while, then you realize how great they really are.

If a girl is interested in you, try dating them. A lot of women and men don't act themselves until they are truly comfortable around you. This process can sometimes take months.

>>17909238
Yeah you are right. Maybe my wording was not correct. I want to date more women. However I do not know where to start looking. I am not socially awkward in any way. Thanks for the info

Doesn't it feel good? It's because now you know how sex feels like. It will fade a bit eventually

>>17909213
I admit it does feel good, but this sensation is odd. I had one other girlfriend and never felt this aroused, I only felt aroused when we were about to do something. Now it's just all the time for anything and it's uncontrollable. I also feel sometimes the sensation to ejaculate, and I worry that i'll bust quickly if I have sex with my current girlfriend. I've had sex before and lasted for lengthy amounts of time though so I don't think it will happen...but this sensation makes me feel otherwise.

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bumping to see if anyone has gone through something similar

>>17909207
If you were my son I'd be disappointed too.

Poor people.

I've always wondered how much better my life would have turned out if I had parents who could buy me a car or leave me a house or something.

Is this real?

I think should lay off the drugs and alcohol. It's effected your brain and making you stupid. Let me help you out and explain it.
>bitch about getting no financial support
>despite them letting you live there 22 years
>most kids move out at 18
>so they supported you an extra 4 years on top of 18 already
>on top of all of this, you're getting pissy they're "ruining your trips"

I feel sorry for your parents. I'm 30 and I know people that are still fuck ups like you and it truly makes me upset for their parents. No parent wants to raise a loser of a kid, and to realize your child is a fucking loser must be incredibly depressing.

Go visit your parents you whiney little shithead and clean up your act you ungrateful fuck.

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>>17909149
Bump

Pls adv

Just forget about it she sounds like she's too selfish to understand that you changed careers to spend time with her. Never ever make a career change for her again.

>>17909223
This is the sad truth, dude. You two are going to drift apart. I worked graveyard for more than 4 years and it completely destroyed one relationship, and then when I decided to put the next girl before my job, it completely destroyed my career, and things broke down with her anyway.

Now I realize that my first path was the correct one. If she can make sacrifices like you do, the burden of keeping the relationship alive by yourself will eventually become too much for you to bear.

Talk with her one more time, and be very honest but gentle. Then take whatever path you take.

If you have money go to a strip club. That is how I am spending my NYE.

Theres a single strip club here where i live, but I really dont feel like going to one for some reason.

I dunno. However, regular clubs and bars arent a lack of.
BUt I really really dont like to much loudless or crappy techno music

>>17909136
>I sound like raymond from everybody loves raymond
Dress up as Raymond and hit the town pretending you're him.

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>ywn the feeling of some of your older siblings showing up at your school and everyone thinking you're cool for 5 minutes for having such cool older brothers and sisters.

>ywn pile into a 5 row van mom and dad rented for a vacation

>ywn join in on some harebrained games that your older brothers made up cause they're bored

>ywn never later teach those same hair brained games to your younger brothers and sisters

>ywn be walking in public with entire family feeling invincible

>ywn sit at a dinner table every night(home or public) with many different conversations going on at once

>ywn have memories of whole family splitting up into teams looking for family dog around the neighborhood

>ywn know the joy when one of them finds him

>ywn the feeling when mom spontaneously let's everyone stay home from school and you get to watch tv or play games in your pajamas with your siblings, and one of the older siblings goes to get chocolate donuts and pizzas for everyone

>ywn know the feeling of sleeping on ground by older siblings bed without them knowing cause you had a nightmare

>ywn know the happiness when one night you hear a voice that says 'climb in'

>ywn get cool shirts from older brother

>ywn get to hold cute smaller siblings

>ywn get to dress smaller sibling into the cutest outfits ever

>ywn make stupid home movies with a large cast

>ywn sit up on the roof with family

>you will never be chased up stairs by older brother for hitting him

>ywn have other older brother come out of his room to stop the fight and save you

>ywn know the warm sound of your sisters voice comforting you after your parents grounded you for failing a test that you promised to study for

>ywn never make a giant family-room sized fort

>ywn all gather around a black widow web, each daring each other to to kill it

>ywn know relief when oldest brother comes home from friends, sees us staring at it and kills it like it was nothing

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>ywn drop water balloons from the upstairs window on your brother and his friends

>ywn never push up against the door with your younger brothers and sisters trying to keep it shut against your older brother's pushing

>ywn fight over food

>ywn all have a shared secret from mom and dad about what happened when they were out of town and the oldest brother and sister were in charge.
>ywn grow up with a big, loving family

>you didn't get to grow up in a 10 child household
I'm completely fine with that.

>land of the free

>>17909044
We are in the uk senpai

>>17909055
>anglos

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>>17908947

They promised they'd be gone for 3 hours but they were gone for 8. Their kids, as much as I love them, were very hard to take care of considering I am neither their mother nor their father. And when they got home, I'm fucking pissed because they lied to me about how long they were going to be gone not once nor twice but three times knowing that I wouldn't have offered it to them if they were going to be gone ALL FUCKING DAY.

They know I had work to do today for the business, including creating advertising, pamphlets, finalize pricing schemes and so forth, all stuff that if I had a fucking full day to do I could get all of it done, but no, they always need more help because their kids are a handful and they can't do what they want to do. We need to get this shit ready but they take their time slow as fuck and leave me to do the dirty work changing diapers while they prance around looking for furniture.

When they got home I was infuriated but I said nothing even though I was visibly unhappy. They called after I got home to ask what was up and I told them they're fucking around too much and they give me excuses "oh come on, it's not that bad, you know we couldn't be done our chore in only 3 hours, it takes us 3 hours just in travel time!". Then why didn't they say that in the first place?!

I fucking sacrificed everything short of my girlfriend who I'm scared to shit of losing because I'll have no money if this doesn't pan out, and they treat it like "oh don't worry it'll work out even if we do nothing, you'll see" It makes me want to strangle them.

How do I stop myself from just destroying them? I'm trying to work as I type this but my rage is eating me alive.

Gotta say OP, this doesn't bode well for running a business together.

>>17908978

I can't quit. I've put too much into this now to just give up. Besides even if I decided to cut my losses my family would still be screwed and I'd be tossed out of the country.

I suppose my request for help should be better worded as how do we actually get some work done. I know if I give them more shit for not doing work it's only going to set us back further as my sister in particular has a tendency to fight to the last man even if she's in the wrong.

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This was when he got his phone back from our coworker (1/3)

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Also I'm bad at flirting please don't bully me. It's been 4 years since I flirted with anyone.

>>17908924
>After that he would text me every day


>One night I asked him if he wanted to hang out with me. He said yeah but then told me he was sick and stopped replying.
>I gave up after that. I felt like he didn't care

so, the guy keeps contact for a while, you invite to hangout, he declines because he is sick and you just give up?

You should re-think the situation starting from that point....

Probably just a random missed period. Most women who arnt on BC don't have 12 periods a year. Just tell that hoe to go on the pill.

If you're not willing to wear a condom or wait until she's using birth control then you deserve the baby, aborting it at this stage of your lives will just make you both depressed later down the road.

On the unlikely chance that she is pregnant, I'd definitely take some steps to make sure it's actually yours.

>>17908811
You're dependant on it so you need to cut back to not suffer withdrawls.

oh man that's a lot! Well done.

So what, less than 10 days? You can stop cold turkey and be fine.

While you probably do have issues with alcohol and need a bit of help, you're in the early stages so it's nothing reversible.

You'll be fine if you stop drinking soon. 1 bottle isn't exactly standard either. What are we talking about, 1L? 1.75L? You're fine either way.

Shit starts to go south when you stop drinking after a month long binge or longer.

You have a certain look that stands out. You also probably have "good facial aesthetics", a proportionate look, your dna's features pop out more in comparison to the rest. Uglier girls might just think you are out of their league. I've realized as I've gotten older that uglier women tend to kind of place themselves in that category and let it be known. They apply this to me and they actually avoid interaction with me.

As for hitting on girls you find attractive who are generally in groups, you'll only be seen as an asshole if you say and do assholish things.

Plot twist: girls are afraid of hitting on you and actually expect the guy to hit on the girl based on post-flapper imperialistic princess logic. Hotter ones generally know they are hotter and generally need constant reassurance that they are accepted and attractive, while uglier girls are developing down a path where they submit themselves into their own lower rankings, which is also in their own heads. With this we can apply them to the media and forms of cultural tradition where consumerism along with artificial preservation are all that matters. Now all they need to think about is finding resources. This is where you come in.

Sounds reasonable. Not something I've ever actually focused on to notice, but yes. Probably because I specifically don't go for 8 to 10 chicks, they tend to give more attention because we're not the dogs constantly around them?
With the 4-7 crowd, it's probably just recent entitlement from all this "everything is beautiful" shit that's been going on, perpetrated via internet, for a while now. It started with shit like, "you can't ask a girls age/ weight, that's rude" to now where fat chicks, not chubby, think they're sexy. A little blame towards the black community for telling them all they're cute just to fuck them on the side and leave them to attack us.

>>17908819
>As for hitting on girls you find attractive who are generally in groups, you'll only be seen as an asshole if you say and do assholish things.
Well I meant that in regards to approaching her in front of her date. Though, with groups of girls it's hard to keep court. Thanks for the advice though; I tend to tease and can't stand normal, unplayful conversation.

>girls are afraid of hitting on you and actually expect the guy to hit on the girl based on post-flapper imperialistic princess logic.
I only hate this because it extends even to the girls who have crushes and are running off to cry in the bathroom because of it. They're first reaction is not to ask you out, which I feel is completely reasonable considering how desiring I was of my own crushes (and how rare the phenomenom was), but to neg you like you can't see they're losing their breath when they try to utter your name. It'd be nice to have the IOI's from the average hoes more often, because women will jump on your dick as soon as they're jealous.

>>17908832
>With the 4-7 crowd, it's probably just recent entitlement from all this "everything is beautiful" shit that's been going on, perpetrated via internet, for a while now.
If that's the case I don't understand why they can't see what level of guys they usually end up with. Most times I see a really fine girl with a guy, the guy looks like a doofus; I think "...Really?" and am tempted to poach their date. The dating scene is so out of whack for guys who want to settle down. All the attractive dudes I know haven't settled yet and they're approaching their 30s. That or they went with someone below their league.

Glad some people know that feel, though.