Who do you lift for, /fit/?
>>38673313
'murka
mommy
Me.
I have family back in Germany, and I felt like absolute shit around them when I visited.
Came back about a month ago and have been dieting ever since. Going to the gym tomorrow, already bought the membership and everything.
What are your methods for hiding boners at the gym?
I've been doing the tampon method but its getting a bit pricey and isn't totally full proof.
Uhh what's the tampon method?
Also I just tuck under the strap of my boxer briefs. Don't let your shirt pull up or someone's going to see your mushroom tip
>>38673031
its where you stick a tampon in your ass and tie the string around your dick
>>38673031
I put a tampon in my butt and tie the string to my dick.
it works really great most of the time but sometimes i can feel it starting to get pulled out.
i've tried the wiast band tactic but it seems so risky
The one addiction I can't kick, can I still make it lads?
>>38672862
No.
>>38672862
iktfb... iktf
Just switch to green tea and sweeten it with splenda
How bad is your debt /fit/?
I'm about 5k in the whole, it will be paid off in two months.
>>38668330
To all the people replying I want to know how many of you are whites. It's almost always whites or blacks who are in debt
144k med school
30K university
So what do you do with your empty Whey protein cases?
PIC related obviously.
recycle them
anon you have a hoarding problem
>build a tower out of them
>take a picture
>post on anonymous czechoslovakian teddybear collecting forum
Just throw them in the trash obviously. Why would you keep empty containers?
>>38665935
Actually, thats my plan right now. Just asking you anons for last call.
MET GIRL AT GYM THIS MORNING AND WE'RE GETTING COFFEE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS WTF DO I DO OR SAY
kinda looks like pic related
>>38665854
Archaeologist line
My doubles confirm
>>38665854
Ask her about herself and let the conversation flow, don't force anything. Break the touch barrier.
>>38665854
A few of these actually worked for me kek, good luck anon
Boogie update: he's trying to lose weight through a weight loss drug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiwklGinvSE
>said his goals out loud
won't make it
>>38663646
why doesn't he try to lose weight through a eating less things
Anyone here doing keto? It's fucking 10/10 for health and fat loss.
unintentional keto cause I don't eat carbs
>>38661619
I switched to paleo. ~100-150g carbs daily, more for cardio days. It's fuarking joocy.
>>38661619
no because the jury is still out on whether or not it's good or bad for you
prefer to eat a well balanced diet instead
How do I achieve Ripping Friends mode, /fit/?
>>38675704
Here's episode 1 for a more detailed reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MpbK4Fi8rs
>>38675704
creatine
>>38675704
Fuck, I remember that show. It was fucked up.
Their lats are godly tho. Mirin.
Can i heal an injury while im on Cutting?
>>38675411
No, I had an open paper-cut wound for 3 months while cutting.
>>38675411
Nope, I had a hangnail for six weeks while cutting.
Stubbed my toe once on a cut. I can still feel the pain.
Barbell alternative to Dumbbell Flies and Lateral raise ? ( No barbell front raise pls )
train well, train man
> not knowing what barbell flys are
>>38675080
train well train man
the grip bars on our trains are too close to the ceiling to do full-rom chinups :(
What's the secret to aging /fit/? This woman is almost 30.
mostly genetics but here are some tips
avoid micro deficiency
moisturize
avoid sun use sun lotion
drink a lot of water
sleep a lot
exercise
don't do drugs mmmkay
>>38674505
I did like none of those things from 21-29. I wish I took better care of myself.
>>38674590
you can still do them, life doesn't ends when you turn 30
if I could have gotten sufficient sleep in my teens I probably would have ended up 6'0.5 like predicted instead of 5'6
She finally wants to go to the gym but I can't be with her and I just don't know what kind of routine to make. She is slim with some curves. She wants to lose some fat to have a flat stomach and have a bigger butt. Close to no lifting experience ever. What kind of routine should I suggest her?
>inb4 she will cheat with Chad
I don't care. She is a temporary gf and I use her for experience
Pic semi-related, that's what she aims for, but with bigger butt
Cardio and glute ham raises, also pilates
mainly cardio
>>38674298
Starting Strength + glute exercises
https://www.t-nation.com/training/dispelling-the-glute-myth
t-nation is usually shit but this article is good
>>38674298
Goblet squats
Lunges
Hip bridges
And this.
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She'll be fit toned and hot enough to make chads and jamals look at their girlfriends like they wanted to trade up and give you a fist bump when you walk down the street.
Is cycling /fit/ approved?
If not, why not?
>>38674292
>voluntarily losing all your gains
>2011+4+1+2-1-1
maybe track cycling, but defiantly not regular cycling, everyone is a skelly in it.
Pic related, a track champion.
Why wouldn't /fit/ love steroid central?
If you rack 25 lbs on each side of the barbell are you lifting 50 lbs + bar = 95 lbs or only 25 lbs?
22 pounds. Gotta count the holes in the plates.
If you lift 95 pounds are you listing 95 pounds or not?
>>38674291
Did you even pass the math test before getting accepted for your gym membership?