What are your methods for hiding boners at the gym? I've

Uhh what's the tampon method?
Also I just tuck under the strap of my boxer briefs. Don't let your shirt pull up or someone's going to see your mushroom tip

>>38673031
its where you stick a tampon in your ass and tie the string around your dick

>>38673031
I put a tampon in my butt and tie the string to my dick.

it works really great most of the time but sometimes i can feel it starting to get pulled out.

i've tried the wiast band tactic but it seems so risky

>>38673052
Why did I ask? Smh.
It works. People will still notice your bulge but you won't be poking out.

>>38673063
what about when the erection begins to subside and my half chub flops down

>>38673052
>>38673044
This is fucking stupid.

Where am I supposed to put my squat plug?

>>38673087
you can still use one just extend the string

>>38673000
If you're getting boners you aren't going at it hard enough.

>>38673080
Act like you're pulling your pants up and let it fall out.

does anybody have trouble holding in piss?

im at the point where i need to clench intensely after a hard set or ill piss myself.

Why would I do that?

who?

>>38673000
You go to your gym's JO corner and recharge your crystals with other bros.

You stop fucking off staring at girls and finish your sets so I can use the squat rack you piece of shit.

my dick retracts and shrinks when I workout

>>38673000
I just stick a giant dildo in my shorts. That way if anyone asks "what's that in your pants", I can say "Oh don't worry, it's just a dildo".

>>38673000
Pound 20/10 thicc hitest asian cuties till my cock simply refuses to get hard
But then I realize 2 hours have passed and I can't workout effectively and just call it a cardio/HIIT day.

>>38673764
same, feelsbadman

>>38673044
>>38673031
Do ppl who do this have a small dick? Whenever I do that I have a huge dick in front of my stomach, idk how this ever fucking works for anyone

I tuck mine behind myleft thigh. That way you could walk and the worst they could see is a poke behind ur tjigh. Easily could be keys or some shit. You tuck it. Kinda press ur legs together and ur good to go.

>>38673000
>that smile in the third picture

>hiding boners
For what purpose?

>>38673000
>What are your methods for hiding boners at the gym

Having a sex life

I don't get boners at the gym. Maybe switch to cardio where the girls are at

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>>38673000
>still getting boners
>making it
Fucking Delusional

>>38673124
This.
Noticed the harder I train the less aroused I get.
I can feel my balls retract when I deadlift heavy.

>>38674193
Man, I wish we didn't have to hide boners. I guess it's not illegal to have a boner in public, but it alienates you from people. Boners are 100% natty and we should be made to feel ashamed of them.

Then again, I'd rather not have visual proof how much bigger Chad Thundercock is than me.

>>38673776
bretty gud

actuall lol

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>>38673000
>hiding a boner
you what?

>>38673000
literally going to jerk off to this rn thanks

>>38673000
If your body can waste that blood to generate an erection, you obviously aren't lifting enough.

just put your hands in your pockets to overpower the boner

>>38673000
>any kind of bulge in your pocket
>everyone immediately assumes you're some kind of sick freak
I wish it wasn't how it is but it is

drink preworkout before hitting the gym and you'll be boner free.

>>38673000
Fap before going.

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>>38673000
>no lifting cage
L M A O. All those lost gains from suboptimal blood flow

>>38673776
Kekked a lot

When I see a boner in the gym I hide it in my butt before someone else notices.

>>38673103
why not tie a string to the squat plug?

>>38673000
sauce on this chick

>>38673000
My dick is too small for anyone to notice.

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>>38673764
This, i thought it's normql. Are people here lifting child level weight or something?

>>38673000
This girl has me going full on primal. I'm blinded with lust

>>38678861
jessicababyfat

>>38673776
Majestic

If you get a boner just flex a muscle. It'll retract it for about 30 seconds to a minute.

>>38679276
It is normal.

When you lift your body focuses on getting blood to where it's needed, not the dick.

Same reason why you don't get erections when you're stressed out.

Literally how are you old enough to join a gym but not old enough to know about flipping it up into your waistband

Wear compression shorts under your gym shorts.

>>38674263
This. Who the fuck gets boners when you're too tired from your lifts alone

>>38673155
nigga get your prostate checked

>>38673087
D E A D

Is this really what males have devolved into? Too ashamed of what nature has given us. Fuck you guys are either insecure af or have some deep seated probelms. Who gives a shit of someone sees your boner.

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>>38679614
My nigga