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Don't get a tattoo.
They are fucking lame.

Dont get tattoos of words, ESPECIALLY not some pseudomotivational wank

Get a dreamcatcher tattoo on you're back. Be sure to put some text like "never be afraid to follow you're dreams". This design will make a nice cum target for your boyfriend when he pounds your boipucci.

>>39206051
that's weird because all relevant data we have available does not support your claim

>>39206051
>asians
>lifting

This is now a gym bully thread.

Not really a bully but I accidentally got this guy banned from the gym.

>be me
>doing Madcow 5x5 at gym
>walking to free weights area and see this fat asian on the treadmill
>going at like 2.5 mph sucking wind like there's no tomorrow
>want to encourage him
>start to press up on the speed and incline
>he looks at me and says "n-no, stop...please"
>I say "use your words chubs. Please what?"
>he can't even get it out, he's breathing so hard
>at 9.0 mph he literally busts ass and falls off the back of the treadmill
>a couple of PTs walk over and ask what happened
>I say he was trying to impress those girls by running fast and I pointed to a couple of qt cardio bunnies
>he literally can't even get any words out he's breathing so hard can only say "h-he..." pointing at me
>I say I came over to try and help him
>PTs make him go to the office and kicked him out of the gym and made him cancel his membership
>also had to pay $250 for "damaging the the equipment" from his fall

>>39206099
Eh white boi, wez be taking ova'

Use still be tinkin' dat wen da yella man be balls deep in yo wite bish?

>>39205884
If you don't have celiac disease and you go gluten free, you are a moron

In 10 years gluten free will be a vague memory

>>39205907
Arent there legitimate arguments for it though?

>>39205907
>>39206047
My gf claimed to get smaller rashes on her skin and loadsa itching after eating shit with gluten in it, and her picky eating becomes so fucking tedious when we're cooking together so I tested her by baking some bread (i do this often, it's fucking yummy, try some with walnuts n shit mm) with regular flour without telling her and she developed that shit the very next day and was itchin' like a fucking hobo with lice.
Done this twice now with exact same result.

Doctor says she tests negative for celiac disease.
Dunno what to think.

>run in a circle
>apehoop

>>39205773

> be American
> Pass/Fail
> Show up in uniform, do almost nothing, pass

Still hated it though

>>39205773
Sweden, very chill classes featuring a ton of different sports. Focus leaning towards football in the summer and handball in the winter. Had a ton of fun competing in the biannual 2k run with 3 of my friends in grade 7-9, we all ended up running it in 7:05-7:11.

Impossible to fail and pretty fun, I'll give it 8/10.

>>39205765
This bullshit again
Girls will never feel like this about you, even if youre Chad Chadler McChaddington lll

Even if youre the single most attractive male on the planet you can make girls crazy for you but they will still leave or go for less attractive guys simply because they are "safer" as in they wont leave

If you want loyal, get a dog

>>39205781
I want a dog so bad, but I live with my dad and he is allergic. Life sucks sometimes, like that.

>>39205781
What is love

>>39205764

I fiber load my diet to cut down on accidental over eating. My shits are all in one power burst with barely any wiping needed. Just like god intended.

>>39205764
>real sugar

Still not conpletely sold on it, but looks promising

ok maybe i will you fucking retard? huh ever think of that? i fucking will thanks you fucking ass hole ahahahahhaha

bout 250mg/day

>>39205722

rough guess maybe ~15 +/- ~2%

The before looks better. Tans are degenerate

>>39205711
lmao

>>39205711
Whats the best way to pull club sluts? I'm tall and decently attractive so I can still get them by just standing there and waiting for them to approach, but its very hit or miss it seems.

>>39205775
Be a gentleman, dont be cocky, but be that really nice guy thats hot af. Just be outgoing, anon.

>>39205605
Holy christ OP you need to chug a box of psyllium husks stat
Also go to the doctor immediately

> implying thats anal blood

>>39205605
You'll be fine

>>39205601
You don't survive nuclear was unless you can get to some sort of bunker/shelter or you live in a rural area of a massive landmass.

>>39205651
>what is fallout 4

>>39205657
A video game that isn't real

>>39205303
No, I suggest reverse neck curls using rope x F

>5x2

itsfuckingnothing.jpeg

>>39205303
>don't wanna squat

never going to make it

Your wife looks like peyton manning grew his hair out

Hmm, Vegeta's wife was a babe too. Secret message from the writers?

>>39205391
meanwhile the tallest man on the show fused with another man no homo

>Me says
>Me thinks

What the fuck man

>>39205186
>me thinks
>me says
Autism

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>>39205186
>what does /fit/ do for social gains with normies?

nothing

Sticky.

>>39205115
Maybe do some yoga to help loosen up your back

Lift weights

>>39205115
Check out Dr Stuart McGill for your back issues. Start there.

I would start you on a bodyweight program for 6~12wks. McGill's Big 3 + Convict Conditioning + Couch to 5k.

Then a beginner barbell program for six months. StrongLifts.

Then a bulk for six weeks.

That's a cautious route.

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Jews did this

i am not a shitposter but this is still shit.