PE Classes

>run in a circle
>apehoop

>>39205773

> be American
> Pass/Fail
> Show up in uniform, do almost nothing, pass

Still hated it though

>>39205773
Sweden, very chill classes featuring a ton of different sports. Focus leaning towards football in the summer and handball in the winter. Had a ton of fun competing in the biannual 2k run with 3 of my friends in grade 7-9, we all ended up running it in 7:05-7:11.

Impossible to fail and pretty fun, I'll give it 8/10.

>>39205773
Literally just recess for us
>no uniform, just athletic wear
>pick from like 4 different activities
>if you don't like any of them you can """walk""" or play Wii sports

>be chubby kid
>PE teacher tells me to drop and give him 10 push ups
>can't do one
>do a few worm-like kipping push ups in desperate attempt to not look like a weak failure in front of 40 other kids.

>>39205773
>UK
>Football, Cricket, Athletics, Basketball
>Sometimes we did some cross country

It was pretty shit, and the PE teacher was a fucking pedo.

>Show up in athletic wear
>Pass/fail so all good just doing this
>Half ass my way through most activities
>Anytime we're playing handball, football, or other fun sports go, balls to the wall and activate full athletic tryhard mode with all the other guys in class
>Girls just sit and whine while the guys are having fun with sports and gettinga workout
>Go to next class sweaty and stinking like ass

Good times

>>39205773

Ausfag here.

PE class was alright although it's only until year 10 (sophomore for you americucks). Just basic shit, playing different sports where half the kids present couldn't give a fuck.

My school was trash and didn't give a fuck about school sports. My last year my school team won both the local district footy and cricket comps for the first time in years, and the school wouldn't give us a day off to go compete at the next level.

Similarly, I won a few regional comps and was supposed to complete at state champs for athletics and my school/PE teachers didn't sort out my entry/paperwork so I couldn't go.

>>39205773

>school sports were all about tests
>100m sprint test, 3km run test, climb the rope test etc
>always do average to horrible on most of them
>get the feeling I just suck at sports
>after graduating get into lifting and fitness
>after a year of training, realize I can do all the things required back then at top grade performance
>realize I simply sucked at pe class because we never actually trained and instead always just had tests and played stupid team games the rest of the time
>various teachers never even tried to teach me anything
>realize it's all the teachers fault for being lazy

then again, they might have just given up after years of teaching students that don't give a crap about sports anyway

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>Israel
>do fuck all at some football field
>teacher doesnt give a fuck

sandniggers at the finest

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>>39205773

>Australia
>itchy PE uniforms
>spend half the time either indoors playing basketball or outdoors soccer
>no other sport
>PE teacher from year 9 to 12 was a middle aged weirdo MACHO MAN type with a 70s pornstache who really takes a liking to the jocks, but is super harsh on everyone else
>half the class would just sit out or try not to participate because shitty teacher and boring lesson

I wasted so much time and potential in highschool. I could have been an Asian Chad. Fuck.

>>39205773
Czech too
>sit ups until failure
>push ups with shitty form
>shitty gymnastics
>football
>,,stretching"
>weight lifting once in a month

Finland

>autumn and spring is 50/50 football or finnish baseball
>early winter and late winter is indoor sports: floorball, volleyball etc
>winter is ice hockey

absolutely loved sports classes

>>39205773
>Scotland
>indoor football/soccer in tennis court sized room with strange hard green polished floor
>no outside facilities like normal schools
>teachers always left after teams were picked and didn't come back till class had already finished and we were getting changed
>55 minutes of dirty tackles, pushing and shoving, ball bouncing all the walls and general mayhem every day

At the end of each year we got a written assessment about coaching techniques etc that we were given the answers for the day before

My school had two types of PC classes through the week. Exercise and event classes.

Exercise classes were usually things like 2 mile runs, sprint relays, various callisthenics and when we were lucky, had access to the gymnasium, which had things like trampolines, climbing frames, those swing things etc.

Event classes were things like field hockey, football (real, not american) and badminton, squash, volleyball and swimming once a week.

Our headmaster was former military, so health was taken quite serious.
It was an all girls private school, so most likely not representative of most peoples experience. The type of school where you only had sundays off, and even then had 4 hours of homework.

Wish I was that fit again desu. I atrophied over the years, and only recently got back into the swing of things

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>England
>Football in sports hall all year long.
>Sports hall equipped with basketball hoops, badminton nets, volleyballs, Rugby balls, dodgeballs
>Still football every fucking session

Burger here.

Every week we'd do a different sport. Or maybe it was every two weeks. Like two weeks of tennis, two of soccer, two of flag football. Run the mile and time it once a month. I was fat and awful so I'd literally just sit on the sidelines and zone out, literally refused to participate because I was so unfit and hated everything related to athletics. I think I got a D.

I just realized that /fit/ userbase consists of mostly Europeans and such during this time of day. Why the fuck is everyone still using imperial units of measurement in the other threads?

Germany

> most common activity is playing dodgeball but with very light balls
> do this almost all the year i have fun and throw at first at the weakest just for fun
> always end up at last
> this goes on till class 11
> Nutrition School new classes and always only shittyy ones because only girls gfuck this gay earth. which real men want to do gymnastics and watch ugly girls do this....
> Now im becoming my self a sports teacher just to ha ve fun with the kids and makes lots of jokes with them and the fat kids will be harrest all the time

>>39207299
Because Europeans know the world doesn't revolve around us and make adjustments to involve Americans in our discussions.

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>>39205773
>Croatia
>all male class, typically split into groups for football, basketball and fuckaround-tableteniss
>people generally stick to one sport
>nothing is supervised, PE teacher does something only if there is a fight about to happen
>every now and then everybody is forced to play volleyball or handball. Fun for few who trained before, nightmare for noobs
>random tests out of nowhere every month like: -number of free shots in basketball out of 10 for grades
- 3 steps throw in handball
-gymnastic stuff nobody ever did
-volleyball serves
>there is no training or preparation, you are expected to know all sports
>nobody cares really

Playing basketball was fun first few years, later some guys took it very seriously and trained whole summer and 5 days a week.
Let me tell you, its not fun playing basketball vs guys that consider ball to be life while you get to play only once a week.
Table tennis was fun, but there was always that one fat guy that trained in elementary school and nobody could beat him.

>>39207319
Is this a subtle way of saying that Americans are idiots? The imperial system is an obsolete, arbitrary and niche system. Like two countries in the world use it. I'm sure the metric system is taught in American schools more than the other way around. And yet, we are capable of studying it on our own using online converters to make ourselves understandable to Americans, because apparently they are too stupid to do the same with metric units.

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>>39205773
Canada, teacher started the weight training program in Ontario so we had a massive gym at my school, worked out 5 days a week for an hour and 15 everyday, get marked on our strength as well as how hard we worked out that day with the odd health test that was a joke.

This was an offered PE class not the standard tho..

>>39207434

You are missing the fact that the official definitions of the imperial units are based on metric units, whereas metric units are defined as things derived from natural metrics, such as the weight of 1cm^3 water at a certain temperature.
So the imperial system is basically using the metric system anyway and people wouldn't even know what exactly a pound is otherwise.

>>39205773
Austria here.
PE classes in high school were like: 1 or 2 hours a week of either a lot of faggy apparatus gymnastics or indoor football

didn't help me get fit at all

there was a gym with somewhat adequate weight machines but those belonged to the janitor who happened to be a semi-professional bodybuilder

>Burgerland
>I went to two highschools, one in the inner city the other in the suburbs
>first one was hell, pe was the worst part
>students were all cunts, especially the Muslims
>teacher blatantly hated me
>forced me to do stuff I wasn't athletic enough to do, causing me to eventually break my arm
>school protects him and my family is too poor to press charges
>mom transfers me to different school
>the pe teachers aren't dicks and actually put in effort to their classes
>they teach proper weightlifting form
>students are generally unmotivated but are generally good people outside of a few wiggers

>>39207361
Literally the same in Bulgaria. Nothing else to add.

>>39205773
>Norway
>decent amount of sports variety, only some stuff was objectively shit
>sometimes beep-test, 3km run etc.
>lots of divegrass
>PE teacher was the worst no-fun allowed guy ever, and managed to make me hate physical activity even though I was pretty active up until then
>took me years to recover from this hate

>>39205773
> Germany
> Crazy amount of fucking soccer, not enough of anything else.
> We did volleyball, basketball, track and field stuff but not nearly enough to practice or get any better
> No weight lifting, no running, some swimming for half a semester

Overall, it really sucked.

>>39207051
So much of this.

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>take weightlifting
>heard you can take it multiple times
>took it 4 times, easy 4.0 as long as you dressed up every day
>hit 250 bench and 315 squat out of high school
>no anxiety because everyone started at 1pl8 or less
>mostly black school so everyone would just play basketball after lifting

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>>39207051
Same here..
Also wanted to add one more thing to it
>was a sick child till age of 14
>Sucked at football coz not much experience
>like the game so i wan't to get a good coach to teach me how to play, direct me how to git gud
>go to football training after school
>EVERY kid there is the best of the best that wants to perfect his play and get into pro team
>coach says he will not waste time on me
>apparently football training is only for already pretty good players....
>quit from that idea and picked up weightlifting few years later

Its a shame, i wish there was a way to learn a sport without simply being naturally good at it

>>39205826
About the same.

Bulgaria here.

>>39208561
Pretty sure you just had a douche coach

>>39205773
America, CA to be specific

Static stretches
Running
Some team sport

Really though you could half ass the stretch, walk the track then stand around as long as you hit the ball when it came in a 8 foot radius of you and get the highest grade possible
There's even a fitness test based on a few exercises, most notable being a timed run and pushups. Most people don't pass either but get an A

>>39207664

Did your teacher's last name start with a W?

Male or female ?

>burgerclap
>weight training, lacrosse. Tennis, floor hockey in high school

My autistic college has kids do gym credits. Took yoga one semester, currently taking swimming, and next semester I'll take golf