>be me 3 years ago, mai kids get into sports, i'm out

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2016-10-25 11:50:57 Post No. 39205186
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Anonymous 2016-10-25 11:50:57 Post No. 39205186 [Report]

>be me 3 years ago, mai kids get into sports, i'm out of shape and get winded just trying to coach them
>decide to get fit
>be me now, good diet, lift 3 times a week, judo 2 times a week, jujitsu once a week, yoga once a week, feels good, feel /fit/, no problem coaching
>get mirin from soccer moms
>associate from work says to me, 'do you golf?'
>me 'no'
>him 'we should hang out, what would you like to do?'
>me thinks 'spotting each other lifting heavy things would be fun'
>me then thinks 'going to open mat and seeing how many times we can choke each other out would be fun'
>me says 'come hang at my house on Sunday, I'm always cooking something big'
>him 'excellent, I'll bring some beer'
>me thinks 'hah! I tricked him into being part of my meal prep day, I just need to add two pounds to the pot'
what does /fit/ do for social gains with normies?

Anonymous 2016-10-25 11:52:08 Post No.39205193
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Anonymous 2016-10-25 11:52:08 Post No.39205193 [Report]

>Me says
>Me thinks

What the fuck man

Anonymous 2016-10-25 11:52:46 Post No.39205196
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Anonymous 2016-10-25 11:52:46 Post No.39205196 [Report]

>>39205186
>me thinks
>me says
Autism

Anonymous 2016-10-25 12:12:07 Post No.39205310
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>>39205186
>what does /fit/ do for social gains with normies?

nothing

Anonymous 2016-10-25 12:14:07 Post No.39205319
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Anonymous 2016-10-25 12:14:07 Post No.39205319 [Report]

>>39205186
Have you been off 4chan for 5 years?

Greentexting has changed?

Anonymous 2016-10-25 12:48:48 Post No.39205528
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Anonymous 2016-10-25 12:48:48 Post No.39205528 [Report]

>>39205193
>>39205196
>>39205319
Can anon point me in the direction of the greentext style guide so that I can learn how to post?

Anonymous 2016-10-25 12:51:49 Post No.39205544
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Anonymous 2016-10-25 12:51:49 Post No.39205544 [Report]

>>39205186
>come hang at my house on Sunday, I'm always cooking something big
No homo, right?

Anonymous 2016-10-25 13:02:44 Post No.39205627
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Anonymous 2016-10-25 13:02:44 Post No.39205627 [Report]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO2Fj8V9OrA

Anonymous 2016-10-25 13:03:18 Post No.39205629
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Anonymous 2016-10-25 13:03:18 Post No.39205629 [Report]

>>39205186
>work at a popular nightclub
>starting to get private jobs as a bartender because i´m rumored as one of the top bartenders in town (if not the best)
>easily make 400 dollars at private parties (under the table so no taxing)
>I look good, I am fit, I get mires
>I occasionally show up for a class but only when it fits with my dieting and workouts
>go to concerts in different countries

Its looking brighter and brighter and I´m only 22

Thank god for self-improvement

Anonymous 2016-10-25 13:05:40 Post No.39205645
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>>39205629
> anon postsing his fantasea

Anonymous 2016-10-25 13:07:34 Post No.39205658
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Anonymous 2016-10-25 13:07:34 Post No.39205658 [Report]

>>39205629
U mad bro?

Anonymous 2016-10-25 13:08:36 Post No.39205669
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Anonymous 2016-10-25 13:08:36 Post No.39205669 [Report]

>>39205658 was meant for >>39205645

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