Been watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dennis

>>39970364
it's a joke that he overrates himself

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Look at every other guy in their late 30s, no way they're that thin.

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>>39970364

>>39970372
This, he's a narcissistic sociopath, basically a sitcom version of Patrick Bateman

>>39970364
He's supposed to be an egotistical cunt. It's a joke.

>>39970372
>>39970428
>>39970441
Yeah I assumed, but I don't know to what extent. There never seems to be any actual indication that others think he has an average body.

>>39970471
Can't recall which episode but he removes his shirt to impress a girl, and she is thoroughly unimpressed.
It's whichever one involves Charlie meeting a nice rich girl.

>>39970402
>apologize

>>39970364

I advise you to stop wasting your time on this show.

If you didn't pick up on this joke, you're going to miss 75% of the humor.

>>39970575
The waitress is getting married

>>39970698
Nah I was thinking of "Charlie and Dee find love"

>>39970575

Charlie and Dee find love.

>>39970698

jabroni

>>39970364
1. Looking good and being big are not the same thing. To 99% of the human population, Dennis looks pretty good.

2. As everyone else said, he is a freak.

>>39970364

God damn, I just want to have that fucking hair when I'm his age.

his body is achievable in about a year of hard work. Funny thing is, most people don't have the willpower to commit a straight year of hard work.

>>39970364
jesus this guy is BIG as FUACK
compare that to <insert picture of that fuckin' guy in boxershorts from a band I forgot the name of>

Dennis has good aesthetics for his age compared to the average ameriturd but yeah everyone already explained the joke

>>39970899
>about a year of hard work

>>39970718
is that a hockey word?

>>39970364
>letting a joke like this fly over ur head when its barely capable of levitating

poor form bruh

You don't need aesthetics when you have the implication

>i haven't even started to peak!

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>yawning in the gym

>>39972241
>looking up the age of consent in Japan on Google.

>>39970364
well he certainly looks well above the average

he jokes mainly about his pecs which are imo well above average for someone his size

>>39970364
how much does he bench do you think? 2pl8? I would say 2pl8 if he doesnt have a pump in that pic

>>39970364
You're obviously too stupid for the show or you haven't watched more than one episode. The joke is he believes he is Adonis incarnate, despite being normal. That's literally his character, narcissism. That's it.

Dennis = /fit/ bodybuilder
Mac = /fit/ powerlifter

>>39972727
Dennis = Sociopath
Mac = Gay

sounds right

This whole show is over-rated. Sure it has some quirky humor but its basically a show about idiots for idiots. Basically, drink beer and be a degenerate.

>>39972856
>tfw to intelligent too watch tv

>tfw season 11 was so disappointing

Are you unironically autistic? His entire character is being narcissistic and thinking he's a walking god

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>>39972780
Kek

>>39972856
*tips fedora*

>>39972097
It's a philly/jersey word

>>39970835

To be fair, he's pretty well proportioned. He's a fairly healthy looking bf% and weight.

Normies won't think he's "big", but they also won't find him unattractive

>>39970364

>hips wider than chest

Dont take it seriously its just a show.

>>39970471
The billboard episode has mac tell him he looks bad

>>39973520

But Mac also thinks that he's got a physique like Captain America. And he's also the average american attendee of bodybuilding competitions, SUPER gay but mostly closeted.

>>39972856
G8 b8 m8

>>39970364
Honestly looks better than most fatties. No he's not huge but I would assume he is athletic why u niggas so obsessed with being huge

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>>39973647
because the weak fears the strong

>>39972658
Lol MAYBE 200 lbs. I think he stores fat around his pecs.

>>39973685
Akakakka nobody fears that shit. Height is more intimidating than size.

>>39973781
bulldog>giraffe

>>39970364
It's not big by any standard, but big does not equal incredible by any any standard other than the opinions of the guys trying to get big, and the relatively moderate proportion of women who are into beefheads.

It's pretty fit by normie standards, though. Do you ever spend any time at places where ordinary people go shirtless frequently?

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Dennis is the bestest

>>39973822
Tell that to the bulldog.

>>39971592
In your thirties? Yeah. You can still gain but it takes longer.

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>>39970988
You talkin bout B¡g M¡ke ??

>>39973822
You wish manlet

>>39970471
>>39970575
There's also the episode where the asian girl likes Charlie and Dennis is jealous and takes off his shirt asking who preferred after seeing his muscles and she just starts laughing at him.

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>>39970364
he needs to bulk

>>39973366
I'm from philly and nobody here says that ever. I thought it was just some shit The Rock made up.

>>39974643
>>39973366
>>39972097
>>39970718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4aOLkiXzcs

>>39970364
That's the joke dude.

He has a very average body. Perhaps better because its fucking America.

>>39970698
Asian girl one right?

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>>39974593
>TFW CB looks like that.

>>39970364
Most normie bitches would gush over his body.

>>39973936
31 and can confirm. I'm making gains and have a sixpack, but this would have been infinitely easier a decade ago

>>39974680
Great. Youtube thinks I'm gay now. That'll be some fun "recommended for yous" to explain.

>>39970364

no you fucking retard its a joke holy shit

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>>39974869
Oh shit I'm sorry.

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>>39974593
Damn, Chloe Moretz looks like THAT?

>>39970364
Its a comedy show

>>39974593
The correct term is cultivating mass.