Despite all of your efforts, you will never look this good natty
what are you on about
i'm literally this mode if I lose a few % bf and i've been lifting for less than a year
>>40149440
It's true though because 99% of /fit/ has never been below 15% bf.
>>40149440
except he wasn't natty there
Hey /fit/izens,I have come to you with a question today
I managed to stay completly sober the entire last month,and I feel very good,my lifts are finally improving,and I fixed my diet.
However,my best Friend is having his birthday party on sunday,and I want to get fucking loaded.
Which got me wondering,how much of my progress will be lost after getting drunk once a month,compared to being completly straight edge all the time?
why do you want to get "fucking loaded"?
have some drinks and enjoy yourself but not to the point where you cant take care of yourself, if you get drunk your a little baby and people will treat you as one
>>40166798
t.someone who can't hold his liquor
Believe me bub,I know when I can't handle myself anymore and when I'm loaded,and they are worlds apart
>>40166807
i know somethings not right with a man that needs to"get fucking loaded" to enjoy himself, but hey maybe its the only way underage anons can fitt into normie society or so i have heard
>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
Please help me...
How can I become normal?
>>40166524
Kys
>>40166524
22yo here.
Get off the web
Pick a problem work on it
Feel that weak helpless feeling? Turn that into rage, run, lift, walk a Nazi.
Don't on the internet all the goddamn time, 4chan is a festering gaping hole that reinforces your ideas of being a faggot.
Save up money for driving lessons.
Join an adult education course or find a less shite job.
Oh don't just fap whenever you feel bored, otherwise you going to be bored forever.
Be who you want to be
>>40166601
>Just be urself
Thanks for nothing normie. 4chan is all I have, you're my only friends
>girls think you're the mysterious fit guy who never talks
>actually just autistic
>>40166523
no one thinks this.
i'lll forgive you for not knowing because of the auts
>no one tries to talk to you
>"he doesn't talk"
Reeee
>>40166627
all good looking males who aren't outgoing and chatty are automatically mysterious to females
If I'm hungry should I eat?
I've already consumed 2400 cals today which is about what my maint should be but it's 1 am and I'm pretty fucking hungry.
Bulking = yes
Cutting = no
None of the above = w.e
are you fat?
>>40166499
I'm at w/e but is hunger even a real thing when I've already eaten enough that day?
>>40166505
no but I used to be
/fit/ Are these bad for you?
If yes, how bad exactly?
Discuss
sugar bad no recovery
>>40166204
They probably aren't great because of artificial colours and chemicals but I just had a diet monster anyway. Sugar free anything gives me the shits so there is that. I don't buy the isotonic meme though they just taste good and are less bland than water so easier to chug.
>>40166204
i always have one after i do cardio. i think they get a bad rap because people just drink them like whatever and don't actually use them for what they're made for. ie replenishing lost electrolytes
>caught heat exhaustion on a real hot day last summer on a bike ride
>so bad that i had to call a friend to get a ride home, it was like 95+ and humid
>chugging an entire bottle of cold gatorade instantly rejuvenates me
that's when i learned
/fit/ why does DOMS stop occuring but then occurs again if I lift the same weight (e.g. 100kg) 2 months later?
>>40166143
up the frequency faggot
why is he wearing belt?
>>40166240
he is about to jefferson deadlift the bike and it's made of lead
What day do you work traps /fit/? Is it shoulder day or is it back day?
>>40166058
I do traps on forearm-day.
>>40166094
If you have a day for forearms only, I would expect that you have some pretty sick forearms. Pics
>>40166116
Pretty alright.
Been lifting on and off for 5 months. I'm afraid I'll snap my shit up if I try to find out my 1rm. How do I do it safely?
work up to it and just make sure you use all your cues and dont just go nuts on it and snap your shit
1RM is just for dudebro epeen. Just do your sets and move on
>>40165985
Thanks.
When you're watching porn, do you ever just focus on the guy and wonder what his routine is?
no because theyre usually dyel
>watching porn
>can't stop staring at the dude's roidgut
Sometimes.
What double progression scheme do you guys typically use for deadlift? The main problem being that regular schemes like 4x6-8 or 5x5 may be too much volume for the body to reasonably handle on a deadlift.
1x5
that's it.
i hit a 500 pound DL doing that on SS progression
high rep/high set deadlifts fuck up the rest of my routine, beta genetics cant recover from them
>>40165895
You can handle a ton of deadlift volume provided you're willing to work up to it and not try to max out. The whole 'one set only' thing doesn't really apply outside of SS.
DL 1x5. Do warmup sets before and lighter RDLs after.
>>40165828
Looked like a create-a-sim menu for a second
If he's actually 5'0" then sure
Just shoplifted for the first time in my life (late 20's). Stole a protein bar from a CVS. Felt kinda good. Who else here has stolen gainz?
when I was 6 I snuck a ringpop into my pocket from target because my parents never bought that candy.
>>40165820
When I was 16, I'd roll up bags of beef jerkey and stuff them down my pants.
Fuck paying $7 for low-cal protein.
I still do it from time to time.
black people do it and they're usually ripped. I read somewhere that being in a competitive and dangerous situation regularly raises your test, shoplifting would do this
Male, 24, 5'9" and 190 lbs here.
When I was 17, I weighed 210 and went on a extreme diet which limited my calorie intake to 1500-1800 daily. I wouldn't eat more calories even after I went to the gym(I'd burn 1000 on an elyptical every few days). The problem is that at the end of 7 months, I weighed 140 lbs and lost a lot of muscle mass. I still had boob flab despite being UNDERWEIGHT. I would eat 1800 c
Anyways, over the past 6-7 years, I've been eating normally, gained muscle, but put on some more weight. I got careless since I got married and "comfy" eating complete junk. I would eat cake, ice cream, soda, etc.
About a week ago, I realized I was about to hit 200 lbs again so I decided to make a chance but I DO NOT want to make the same mistake by losing muscle mass again.
I've been eating less junk for about a week now. I'm eating mostly protein, only putting cream in my coffee with no sugar, but finally limiting carbohydrates for the first time.
Would it be the right thing to put my body into Ketosis by limiting my carb intake?
I work third shift in an office at a standing-desk so I'm usually walking up and down stairs doing a bunch of reports and whatnot.
What would be good for me to lose weight in a healthy way? Should I simply cut carbs and just so mild exercise? I want to join a gym soon to gain muscle but I want to lose the chub first.
Any suggestions from anyone? Should I cut back on carbs and limit it to under 100g a day? Should I do mild or heavy exercise while doing this? I want to do this correctly without losing a lot of muscle mass. Most of the weight is in my face, chest, stomach.
Thanks guys.
Post pic
You will never get gainz without carbs fatass. Ketosis is a fucking MEME.
>>40165730
I know that. I want to lose fat first while limiting carbs.
After I lose some weight, I want to gain muscle.
So basically, low carb diet until I lose some weight, then normal diet afterwards.
This is probably gonna be my last thread here. I'm 350lbs and have a really weak painful heart, and I really want to be slim at some point in the next 5 years. I have 2 months to get started and to change habits. I have an elliptical and one set of 22lb weights. You guys decide:
how long I do what exercises a day
What I eat each day
How much water I drink
I will in fact try out your guys ideas for a week and a half, and will likely continue it after.
>>40165712
>read the sticky
>stop posting a literal piss stain on /fit/
>>40165823
Do what this guy says.
I'm gonna put it out there: do not exercise. At all. If you go on a crash diet and your life is a living hell from exercise you're never gonna stick to it.
Work out a meal plan, 500-800 calorie deficit, of things that you actually enjoy eating. The trick is not what you eat but how much.
Reward yourself for sticking to your plan by playing vidya and fapping and all that good shit when you would've been exercising.
Drink as much water as you want. It fills you up so guzzle it between meals if you're getting too hungry.
About your heart, don't push it too hard too fast. Just start out going for walks or something low-impact.
Remember the key to success is small, sustainable changes.
Good luck bruv. I skipped sets to type this. Don't let me down.