Archived threads in /fit/ - Fitness - 4068. page

SS and Gomad.

>>40169061
How tall is your gf? Because unless she's particularly tiny 42kg is not a healthy weight.

>>40169104
this

wtf r u eating

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>>40168793
Go to a doctor.

TODAY!

>>40168793
Eating too much sperm causes that, better chill the fagging out m8

>>40168757
jesus christ
they should have one train MMA and have him fight in the UFC or w/e its called, that shit would be hilariously terrifying

Obviously a roid guy

>>40168757
Chestlet

>>40168617
> tfw 6'2
> tfw haven't done a single squat last month.

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>>40168617
> all the right-handed dumbbells are in use

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>>40168617
>they added rocks to the manlet pit
COME ON, he is not THAT short

I want to lick his triceps.

>Show up to work friday morning
>Busy day ahead of me, but I'm gonna smash this chick later so it's all good
>Manager tells everyone he's getting us pizza for lunch

We're all gonna make it brah

I fucked a babe, it was totally sweet and awesome. Her bazongas were ginormous. Putting my big dong inside her felt so cool. I'm probably gonna give a totally different but equally hot chicky the big pole this afternoon.

>>>/pol/

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I know this picture is lame because I hand drew it and as far as I know it doesnt exist online anywhere I could find.

I've been living by the motto Search and Destroy because in Vietnam American soldiers would go out and destroy anything that would harbor an enemy soldier, that includes entire villages.

For me though, I want to find what makes me weak and I want to fucking kill it. Lifting is what kills weakness in my body. I want to be a warrior and a warrior can't be weak or he will falter. I am a warrior for God, for my family, and for my nation.

I want to annihilate my enemies and my biggest enemy right now is the unhealthy lifestyle I used to live. I want there to be no trace of it.

Sorry for the rant but I typed this more for me than you.

>>40168589
nice

you lose weight during your sleep - Finn

>>40168431
You got up to go pee in the middle of the night and/or right after waking up, obv.

>>40168431
It's almost like your body uses water and energy while you're sleeping to keep itself alive. Weird.

>he doesn't have a routine
Heavy Deadlifts then high rep squats

Have a cheat day. Just eat pizza and watch netflix in your jammies all day. Make sure to drink lots of coke.

Zumba

>>40168299
Teeth don't look like that naturally.

This is just as bad as asking a natty lifter why don't they look like zyzz yet.

>>40168299
Enjoy your receding gums

flossing is a meme instituted by dental officials to keep more money coming their way.

>>40168299
teeth are yellow by default. white teeth are not natural

He is not natty and competing in drug tested competitions isn't worthy anything in regards to whether somebody is natty or not.

oops, seems like his pants fell off and someone snapped an embarassing photo of his peepee

>>40168240
>natty?
Search your feelings, you aireado know

Bump im a cheap fuck but i want a big ol neck

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plz

I have it but I feel like the whole concurrent set up takes too long for novice or low intermediate lifters.

>qt intellectual girls
The fat ones or the ugly ones?

>>40167894
I was judged as 'stupid' for lifting and having a better than average physique while I was an undergrad. Now I'm a med student and the ones who made fun of me got into 0 grad. schools. Who's laughing now, DYELs.

I studied physics and mathematics at uni and in my experience lots of people worked out, including weights. And since people there were very goal-oriented they typically made good gains as well. I never got the impression that people thought any of us were stupid for lifting, but I live in a country where working out is considered high status.

>>40167602
Turn 18

>>40167602
stop eating dairy

>>40167602
Don't touch your face as much
Drink allot of water
Try and get some exposure to the sun

>>40167376
active rest promotes CNS recovery
light yoga can be considered as active rest
>don't over twist that spine though

>>40167376
eating properly helps. Your CNS wont work without proper ions.

Lifting weight helps with recruiting more muscle to react in response to a stimulus.

Not so sure what yoga does for your nervous system though.

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>>40167409
>>40167399
I'm asking because I read the following on a website:
>Benefits of Yoga: Develop greater flexibility of your spine in its full range of motion, allowing the central nervous system to function optimally, resulting in high levels of energy and well-being.

I'm not sure how reliable this information is.
I'm already sweating it in the gym for lifting and cardio, so I'm wondering if it's worth the time.

>>40167317
1/10 bait.
but im gonna say anyway that myfitnesspal is for dumbfucks that dont know how to use their brain to count and store caloric and macro data throughout the day

>>40167326
No bait,
I typically don't use MFP when I'm not on the go so much, but since I'm taking six uni courses, and working right after, It just eases the information flow. I started lifting a year ago at 120 lbs and now am 147 but have kind of plateau'd in terms of weight gain.

>>40167326
>>40167365
Literally what is wrong with using myfitnesspal, it simplifies things so much that I can't imagine any reason why someone would choose to manually record all macros and calories when you can just scan the barcode and have everything inputted and added up for you.