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>>18564506
tell your parents that this shit is real, and that they need to come over to help.
If you can afford the bill, a 911 call wouldn't be bad for sudden assbleeding and constant pain

Call a taxi, take the bus, ask a friend for a ride

>>18564506
Blood in the feces means there is something wrong with your body. You really should get evaluated before Trump takes that little bit of universal healthcare you burgers still have left away.

>>18564502

bump, help /adv?

>>18564502
It's just a legal document for fuck's sake.

When I signed my contract to my full-time job, it said I can't "tell trade secrets" either but I've been spouting the sales numbers and profit margins from company sheets just lying around the office to my family members all the fucking time, and haven't gotten shit for it.

>>18564542

It also says "illegally the company's information and industrial-technical experiences". Can it enforce me not to work as a dev anymore for example? I don't think they're this shady but I signed it and now I'm worried.

I should mention it's the first time ever I had to sign something like this.

>>18564486
>she wants destiny 2
shit taste, dump on the spot

she sounds boring, and given the foundation of your relationship I don't see anything really serious coming out of it, I'd say move on if that's what you're looking for

>>18564486
why does your job only let you see each other once a week? do you enjoy it when you do get to see her?

>>18564494
Im always on call doing my normal work hours and the hour when people dont go to their jobs and people dont go to their shifts a lot, some weeks i dont even have free days

>>18564480
because they are upsetting to look at

I think it's some kind of weird human instinct. I hate them too at first meeting. Couldn't tell you why.

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>>18564480
Because most people are superficial. This is backed up by studies where they presented a man with casual clothing and later the same man in a suit, and what women previously rated on average as 4/10, they later rated to 9/10.

There is nothing you can do about it, this is the way how world works. There are exceptions to this rule sometimes, though. Look at Steve Buscemi, Björk or Thom Yorke, not exactly lookers but still millions of people admire these names. I think Thom Yorke was even declared as "sexiest man in UK" by some magazine one year.

Ugly people have it on hard mode, but it's not entirely impossible for them to make it big. I think just working out and dressing nice improves on 90% of what is considered "ugly".

Me personally though, I am 24 years old white male and have average height, average looks and skinnyfat. Most of my life, people have not regarded me as pretty, but not ugly either, so I have this neat "unbiased" position when it comes to physical beauty.

>>18564457

Guns do not make you gamgster nor a bad person, they are tools. You do not assume a man with a shovel is a grave digger without context, same goes for an armed person.

As of now, guns are are most effective way of putting people out of comission so not much can be done. No amount of smoke bombs and karate chops can stop a man in front of you with a gun from shooting you except for heavy body armor that only covers your chest, stomach and privates.

If we could beat guns the militaries of the world would have done it by now

we don't need vigilantes, the police exist for a reason

>>18564828
They have. It's called nukes. That said, nukes aren't available to the general public.

>>18564378
Have you been working out?

Your body thinks you're living through a famine or some shit, which is why you aren't losing weight. Don't starve yourself, just eat slightly healthier, and work out so you lose fat rather than muscle. good luck

>>18564381
I've tried for 2 weeks but didn't see anything from it. What will it help with?

Well if this ain't the gayest shit.

>>18564358
This is prob bait but someone call the police

>>18564358
haha, savage

>dab
my advice? dont fucking post about this you retard

>>18564350
Maybe try not consuming that shit in the first place.

find something to live for

>>18564352

I know I know, thing is my best friend is a big time coke dealer. And I don't ever crave the drug unless I'm drunk.

I don't want to stop being his friend, but if we weren't friends I would never go out and get coke for myself.

>>18564336
Whore*

>>18564336
The short answer is:
Men aren't psychic, so we work with the evidence we have. This is most likely not the case anyway.

In fact, a girlfriend I had once that I had sex with on the first day said something very similar to me about another ex girlfriend, who is a very nice girl. She thought she was "fake".

She cheated on me, and then she cheated on her next boyfriend with me.

Now I'm not saying that all women who sleep with someone on the first day are horrible, but ones who call nice girls fake.. generally are.

These are the female versions of "nice guys"

>>18564336
Personally because you have no value to me past sex, it's not of question of why I would choose one over the other. Whether you fuck me or not, I still don't consider you worthwhile enough to waste my time on. You just so happened to fuck me before I made that fact known so here we are. Whores and prudes are equally worthless in my eyes

>>18564318

Depending on what kinda herpes there are a lot of options for outbreak management and just general control over it.

I'll give you the benefit of doubt and assume it was because some spit swapped between you and an infected individual while they had an outbreak. Mouth herpes is harder to hide than dick herpes, but easier to manage and less painful. Just get the pills and cream for it and try not to cause any flair ups. If it is dick herpes it the same treatment, just ALWAYS wear a condom. Even if its harder to spread while not having an outbreak the chance is still there.

I've had to live with this shit my whole life. My retarded aunt had to kiss me all over the face during a fucking breakout when I was a toddler. Every time my mouth turns into pus craters I take a picture and send it to her, so she never forgets she doomed me to this.

>>18564318
If you have genital herpes, and got it from a family member, that's not normal. It means that a family member went down on you while they had a cold.

That said, other forms of herpes is fairly normal. My mother literally got it in her eye at like 50 years old. You're not even able to treat that shit, you just have to bear it out. Presuming you got herpes on your lip or something, it's not that big of a deal. Tons of shit minimizes that stuff.

>>18564318
what the fuck dude? were you rubbing their panties on your face or something?

Stop talking to dorky bitches man

>>18564308
you must give off beta vibes and alphas are always ready to try and pounce in, belittle you, and steal your woman

>>18564308
Get /fit/ and wear boots you manlet.

>>18564306
get some male friends and a fleshlight

>>18564306
Tinder, fuck a lot of girls. Wear a glove.

>>18564333
I'm not in a situation to really make friends at the moment.

>>18564345
I want a relationship and above applies to girls as well.

>>18564272
back when i had my day in the sun in college i had a girlfriend and was in a similar situation. we spent so much time together and it messed up my friendships and whenever she was away from me i was paranoid. not sure how to help, she just ended up breaking up with me and honestly ive been way worse off since then. hope you figure it out friend.

>>18564288
lol... well thanks anyway, good luck to yourself too...

Google and read about codependent relationships.
Everyone says they are bad for you. I dont know yet. I am 40 and prefer having codependent relationships. My one main relationship didnt end well but I got good 10 years out of it. I ended another recent relationship because i wanted more intimacy but my exgf wanted more independent relationship. Tried it but realized it wasnt for me. I was more unhappy being in that relationship than i am being single right now. Still miss her sometimes but i don't want to get back with her.

both are very high risk regardless of 'connections'

>>18564266
this. the initial dive into becoming a musician might be too risky depending on how old you are and other circumstances, and YouTube revenue has been going into the shadow realm recently

bad idea, back up plans are trade schools and family connections into the utility businesses (mechanic, plumber, electrician)

>>18564266
Worst case scenario for either of them is that they're not as popular as I would hope, but I'm still doing things I enjoy.

Shameless bump of the night.

Does she know you haven't gotten over her?

do not do it