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>>18564887
>Become his apprentice and learn from him
>Become a Chad-lite!
>He'll hook you up with girls!
>With time and your intelligence you become the chad master!

You a guy? He's a guy. Don't do that shilling revenge thing trying to annoy him. Talk to him, man to man. You're roommates get use to it you guys will bump heads.

If that's to much for you, then YOU move out cause it seems like you have a problem with him he doesn't have a problem with you.

>>18564911
Are you from the US? I don't think you're familiar with the type of muscle-bound diva this guy is. He didn't come to me like a man. He was just passive aggressive and texted literally everyone in the house, including the landlord.

Are you sure you are an adult? You sound like a 15 year old.

>>18564867
If a girl was hitting on you that was 800lbs, 3 foot tall, had the voice, appetite, and personality of a garbage disposal, and wasn't rich, would YOU date her?

Nothing. You need at least 2 of those. You can look great with clothes alone and proper hair, and you can get loaded if you work hard.

>>18564892
Hey I'm not fat. But I do get what you're saying, I wouldn't date her. I'm not saying women have it easy or any of that incel shit by the way, just wondering besides money what can I exactly offer to a girl.

>>18564968
As I said I'm working on being loaded but I don't think nice clothes can fix an ugly face and being short at all.

>>18564820
Bets suicide is to experience the death of your ego and former self and reborn again in your body, afresh.

>>18564829
Stfu.

Best suicide is, gas yourself.
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/plastic-bag-gas

shotgun to the head has the highest success rate by far, you can get one easily at any sporting goods store for just a few hundred bucks if you live in freedom land. A shotgun has enough power at point blank range to absolutely obliterate the head, like an exploded pumpkin.

If you don't live in a country where you can get a gun then hanging is your next best bet, get rope at a hardware store, look up how to tie a proper noose, then go out to a secluded wooded area and hang yourself from a tree branch. (I'd recommend doing the shotgun suicide in a wooded area as well, the animals will be much happier to clean up the body than a person)

Just don't try to suicide by poisoning yourself by downing a bottle of pills or something like that. Filtering out toxins is one thing the human body is genuinely good at. If you eat an entire bottle of asprin for instance it will kill you, but not painlessly and certainly not quickly, it'll take the better part of a week. No matter how much anyone wants to die they will always call for an ambulance after a day or two of agony.

>>18564836
If you're referring to the helium bag suicide that no longer works as the helium is cut with oxygen now.

>>18564788
Maybe at the next party don't get so trashed that you can't even tell when someone is touching you. You know be responsible for your own person. Christ what a stupid trash ball you are. Dude is a drunk pos too that probably dosen't even remember doing it. Be a big girl and handle you liqueur or don't drink. It's not your friends job to babysit your boosy ass

>>18564788
Watch out on your drinking and you'll be fine.

>>18564788
Problem is that you didn't get drunk enough. Hammer down some straight licker before going to the next party, try to pass out within 30 minutes of arrival, and he'll do fine.

>>18564736
They reigned credit awhile back when the markets crashed in 08 so it happens, just call them and ask what's the deal. I wouldn't sweat it too much. Are you monitoring your credit?

>>18564743
True, oddly enough they didn't touch my credit in 2008. Maybe there's a crash on the horizon?

Yes I do monitor my credit regularly.

>>18564736
Did you lose a job or something?

Don't. My friend does interviews occasionally and he's caught people lying.

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>>18564706
Well I would want to be subtle and not aim for anything huge, which is what my friend did, he said he worked for a company that no one had heard of that went under so no one could investigate

>>18564643
not sure about the specs but on apples website you can get a new macbook air for $850 with the "student discount" which is given to everyone you just have to tell the guy in best buy that you're a student.

>>18564646
Macbook air is a far cry from the pro, specs wise.

>>18564643
Depends on the specs of the pro, but I would say that apple isn't worth it for the vast majority of people. It's one thing if you are a professional using software you can only get on a Mac, and another if you're just looking to escape Windows (there are better options).

>>18564662
linux?

>>18564613
It's a scam, don't buy into this stuff, especially if you are not born into a buddhist family or something.

Just start reading the right books if you are looking for spiritual wisdom.

>>18564613
You ever think about getting a job?

http://csjohn.org/

>>18564608
do you use a VPN?

You have AdBlock partially disabled or something.

It thinks the pop-up reply from /adv/ board is a pop-up /adv/ertisement

I also have this problem and would like to know if a solution exists.

>>18564600
Ice them 20mins on 20mins off should help some

>>18564600
Put your fingers into cold running water.

Poke them with a needle

Transform and roll out.

>>18564574
Been doing that for a year and half by now.

What do you mean "may have"? Before you come to ask for advice, make sure it's yours for realsies.

>>18564560
Are you femanon? If yes, then you should just straight out tell him that life has moved on and he has to come to terms that past is past. If you don't do this, the poor thing will keep going on sending you messages from time to time, because he still doesn't know that what happened is in past now.

>>18564615

I'm female.
I'm nervous to turn him down because I've never done anything like it before...something like this? "I really appreciate that you want to reach out to me, but I don't have a lot of time to talk anymore?"
Also, does this make it seem like I'm assuming he wants a relationship with me? For all I know he really does want to check up on an old friend and is just being sappy about it.

>>18564631
Just if he writes again, tell him that "I am sorry anon but I'm having busy times and don't have time for chatting now" if you can't think of anything else. You can be nice about it if you like, but in some way you should really let him know it's useless to keep going on about hoping to get together with you.

I think he might appreciate your honesty or understand even, but if you just don't respond or give out short responses, he will eventually just grow to resent you. I know because I'm a guy and my first gf dumped me straightforward which at first I found painful, but later I realized it's more about her, while with some girls who have been pretending or ignoring me, I've pondered far too long if it's something I did wrong. The later one takes longer to recover, by the way.

Twas me honey. Get back to work.

That can't be healthy for the lil dood in you. What the fuck is his deal?

>>18564557
what is he doing to prevent him from doing it?

maybe it is ableist of me, but i cant imagine breathing in mold to be good for the baby

Worked at amazon for 5 months. This was was during the holiday season. It sucked. Worked 10-11 hours. 40-45 hours a week. you get 3 days off. Depending on how the week goes. You don't have to over time. Its impossible to slack off. You are given a badge and they send you over to your station to pack boxes. They track your progress.They expect you to pack ~250 boxes an hour. If you are doing poor a PA officer will come with a tablet and ask why you are doing so poorly. Its very loud. Find some earplugs in warehouse they help. You get 15 mins for breakfast. use other microwaves from diffrent breakrooms. Your gonna wait alot just to heat your food. TIME GOES REALLY QUICK.

They only care how many boxes you pack not the contents. You have to 5 minutes early. to clock in and clock out. Bring water YOUR GONNA NEED IT. The water is very demanding. Your going to mess up alot. Take your time they will forgive new people.
Also you can't listen to music. "Its a hazard" So I hope you like being alone with your thoughts for 10-11 hours. Leave 2 minutes early. Because it takes forever to get out of traffic. Seek inside jobs that don't track you. For sabotaging .They leave their computers up with the ip address open.Use that and expose here on 4chan i gusse.

I worked in Amazon but in their security. Trust me when I say this, if you don't make rate you're out the door. They humiliate people.

>>18564770
Best way to hurt the feelings of security goons?

>>18564524
hate fuck

>>18564524

Stop being children?

>>18564524
Passive aggressive attitude means that there are unresolved conflicts in the relationship that you two have failed to solve in the past. Do you remember, has she always been passive-aggressive?