My coccyx hurts constantly (I literally can not perform a sit-up)

>>18564506
tell your parents that this shit is real, and that they need to come over to help.
If you can afford the bill, a 911 call wouldn't be bad for sudden assbleeding and constant pain

Call a taxi, take the bus, ask a friend for a ride

>>18564506
Blood in the feces means there is something wrong with your body. You really should get evaluated before Trump takes that little bit of universal healthcare you burgers still have left away.

>>18564506
what is a taxi/uber/lyft

>>18564506
Was there any injury? Coccyx can be adjusted by sticking your finger up your ass, finding the notch at the base of the bone and moving it up or down. You'll need to squat deep and have clean hands, trimmed fingernails.

Sounds like a pilonidal cyst OP

I got an appointment next Wednesday. Thankfully I managed to speak to an old clerk lady about blood in my poop without spilling my spaghetti.

>>18564506
Make a doctor's appointment. It probably won't be for a couple of days anyway, but you're not going to die right away.

Red blood in the shit means a small wound - most likely a hemorrhoid or fissure - at or near the exterior of the anus - and while that can be painful it is NOT life-threatening.