>you're on a first date with a girl
>you use the unisex bathroom after her
>pee all over the seat
what do?
>>18567374
this
cup the balls
Anybody here always pressured by male coworkers to cheat on wives/gf? It's fun to talk about women with the guys but there are times they askin me to get a side chic or fuckbuddy. I already have a wife and im very content on our relationship. Is this just banter or most guys love to fuck anybody with a hole? Also most of my guy coworkers are 5/10 and niggers.
Do they have wives or long term girlfriends themselves? How old are they? Where do you work?
>>18567349
Im a nurse. So us male nurses are surounded by women. The niggers usually dont have long term relationship but have many kids. Guys are filipinos are also married but loves the white pussy.
>>18567347
Just square up and tell them fuck no, you love your wife.
any advice for introvert-introvert relationship?
>>18567344
quit being a pretentious bitch, i hate people that stick by their self labelled introvert status as some kind of unpassable trait
>>18567514
But then why are you still an ass if you can just completely change your entire personality on a whim?
>>18567514
This x100
I have a problem. Every time I boil water for tea, there seems to be a thin layer of some type of residue residing on the top of the water, which I assume is some sort of oil. The problem being is the pot is clean, I've washed the pot thoroughly and rinsed it several times over, I've even gone so far as to boil one pot of water and then dump it out to boil another and yet this residue still exists. I unfortunately am unable to take pictures at the time but think of the oil as something like you would see in a bowl of ramen noodles with that oily substance on top of the water. Does anybody know what the fuck this is?
Btw I haven't noticed it until now, because the oil isn't that noticeable and can only be seen when at a certain angle to the light. I've also noticed there isn't really a weird taste to the tea so somebody tell me... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???
So it's either the pot which is A: Old and all scratched up or B: The tap water which I use, note I live in America.
>>18567300
Probably the water
My sister has to leave water out for her fish because of the chlorine/whatever and it gets a film justfrom sitting there. Same when boiling water for pasta, but I thought it's because she bought cheap pasta
you could also try a different pot if that floats your boat
What do you do with your hands when you are making out (as a guy)? Also any other sex tips would be much appreciated :)
>>18567268
Touch her body. Anywhere really. Her pussy should be the last thing you touch before you go down on her, make her cum and then you insert and ride away to pound town.
When she says no and or playfully resist, cease your cuddling assault only to try 1 minute later again. It is the game where she plays innocent, but deep down she wants the D.
Be bold and gentle. Dont use force to overpower her. Just keep trying and sooner or later she will eithet let go or end the session. It is a game.
>>18567268
Depends on how well you know here/how fresh you're trying to get
>PG
>just put your arms around her and not worry about your hands
>run them along the tops of her legs or lightly along her arms
>rub her back a little
>PG-13
>run your hands along her sides trying to avoid tickle motions, nothing ruins make out sessions like tickling
>move your hands lower on her back teasing close to the top of her ass
>get a little closer to her legs, backs of her thighs if you can reach them, impinge on inner thigh territory if you get positive signals
>R
>grab that ass and pull her close, grind her crotch onto yours when you pull her close
>run your hands along her stomach and up to her breasts, remove some clothing if you're wanting to take it further
>run your nails lightly down her back (works best with no shirt)
>run your fingers through her hair close to the scalp, then grab some and tug on it a little, this is an expert maneuver because not all girls like having their hair pulled and you need to be skilled enough to gauge her reaction for no/yes/harder. If you don't do it right or she's super not on board it might ruin the session entirely
>>18567268
RUN DEM FINGERS ALL OVER HER BOII
So the reasoning behind the mouthwash swallowing is less than important but yes i did swallow mouth wash for an instagram meme. What I am rather worried about is the effect it may or may not have on my overall heath. It does say the amout i swallowed can have poisonous qualitys; (It was around a Quarter of a bottle) any Advice you have?
>>18567219
Eat activated charcoal if you have it. And mouthwash does not have that much alcohol so don't worry too much about getting drunk.
>>18567219
>It was around a Quarter of a bottle
Holy shit
>swallow mouth wash for an instagram meme
Nice work dumbass. Did you also do the cinnamon meme? And the microwave an iPhone meme?
>>18567219
OH FUCK MAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CALL 911
How to get a asshole friend to realize choosing his girlfriend over group of friends is a fucked up move, hes a complete narcissist what does someone do?
>>18567206
choosing her over you in what sense? as a general rule you dont choose one over the other you just see each other based on the plans you make and try to balance out.
as for how to approach it if he does need a talk
>approach him nicely first
>Angrily second
>with threats the third time
there is no fourth time.
Yeah, women are OP and should be nerfed in the next world war.
>>18567206
yeah, as in?
what did he do exactly?
Call me a pussy but I have a problem. Ever since I was a kid, I had troubles with sleeping. And I've seen little girls who can handle horror movies better than me. How the fuck do I sleep after watching something scary? I was watching a show on netflix and a particularly horrifying scene caught me out of nowhere. Now I can't stop imagining things and feeling unsafe in my room for no reason. Plus I need to wake up early tomorrow. How do I distract myself from this shit?
>>18567187
You just have to convince yourself that it's all in your head. I was like this, but since my room got so hot and I was exercising more, I couldn't breath under the covers.
>>18567187
Stop being afraid of death and it'll all be gone.
>>18567195
Man summer is the worst for people like us, I'm sweating like a pig under the covers.
>>18567201
b-but anon I kind of like my life sometimes, plus I want to die a peaceful death instead of being maimed by a psycho
I get hung up on shit like this all the time. I don't know how to do any of (American) Algebra II.
I can't do it. Online friends offer up explanations but they don't help. I can't even follow their explanations because I'm so fucking stupid. The textbook doesn't help. I've tried reading it, it's either badly worded or way over my stupid fucking head. I can't figure out how to do this horseshit.
It's easy to Google in order to find the answer, but that doesn't help me in actually figuring anything out. It means that I'll never be able to pass the final exam.
Why can't I fucking do this? Why can't I do algebra? Why is this going to royally fuck the rest of my life up? I'll never be able to become ANYTHING without this goddamn fucking credit! I don't know what to do.
Are you from the US? If not, where are you from?
>>18567103
I'm from the US, yeah. This
Are you a guy or a girl? We don't learn the same way.
Hey /adv/, just a question for kicks.
Can anyone give me instructions on how to disarm a bomb?
No trolls please and quick answers are preferred.
>>18567064
Take the detonator (a smaller explosive that explodes through electricity) out of the explosive material or cut the electronic cables that connect to the explosive. A controlled explosion is safer tho
Post pics pls
Helps me guys. I don't really know if I am a narcissistic or not.
Whenever I went on dates or dating someone, I always thought that I could do better, why isn't someone that dresses nice, looking fine, dominant and bold instead of nice shy guys falling for me and why do I kept saying yes to went on dates with them.
It's killing me though cause I have never had any proper relationships because of that.
I always felt like people looking at me and judging me by the one I was with at that moment, like "why can't she find someone better than that loser" or "she's dating a loser" kind of.
It's funny because whenever a Chad dumped me I somehow couldn't forget them and thinking about them all the time.
Help me.
What do I do now? Is there anything wrong with me!?!?
>>18567034
Baity baity... Oh mrs baity you look wonderful today.
>>18567034
0/10
this b8 is of abysmal quality
apply yourself, anon
>>18567034
OP if you had greentexted more, not used the word chad and pretended to be more humble the b8 would have been fine. Learn for the next time
Is it OK if texting/casual conversation dies down the further you go into dating? the girl clearly likes me and I like her so I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a bad omen or deadly premonition.
>>18566984
listen could you not shitpost please?
It is either good or bad depending on what kind of people you both are.
>>18566990
we're both very quiet and introverted
to be clear at the dates we're fine, I just mean between dates
I became friends with someone I liked. She actually tried to be my friend and had a really big and significant impact on my life. We always had fun but I want to be with her. I want to be romantic with her and we've talked it out. She doesn't reciprocate the feelings but she does appreciate me as a person. She's genuine, you know?
She told me she would be sad and would respect my decision if the pain was too much for me. Her words: "I can't force you to be my friend."
Do I stay friends and tough it out, like I've been trying to do? Or do I lose one of my greatest friends?
>>18566953
Try not being a betacuck and look for a different chick.
>>18566956
>betacuck
>chick
try being an adult
>>18566953
it sounds like you're being extremely dramatic. friends don't even break up. they just stop hanging out. eventually you'll be over this, even if it takes years, and then you might regret making a big deal of this.
>>18566953
>>18566968
but yeah I agree with your decision to take some time away from her after being rejected. just be chilled out about it.
25 years old, never went on a date until 1 year ago. Went on dates with 7 or 8 tinder girls over the past year, never went past the 2nd date, never got a kiss or date. What do?
>>18566947
Why not dedicate your life to the arcane arts anon? Gf's come and go, but magic lasts forever
>>18566947
kiss or laid***
>>18566947
It's important to ask yourself why you think you failed to close.
You can't be hideous if you managed to pull the women in the first place?
What kind of dates did you go to?
Did you pay for food?
Did you sperg out every time?
my bf has a crazy friend who threatens depression and suicide all the time and stuff and had the cops called on her by her boyfriend a few weeks ago. I know she's crazy, but in the past my boyfriend has sent me screenshots of emails from her that felt really deep and personal and confiding trust in their friendship. It feels really strange to me that even though she's crazy, he seems to disregard all of these feelings of trust. I don't know. Am I holding him to too high expectations? is it justified to feel nervous about how he talks about/overshares about his friend, who is the "boy who cried wolf" archetype?
like, i want him to be able to distance himself from the situation because she's crazy, but it still is off putting
Also he was sharing emails with me before things escalated but she was still depressed and suicide ideation-y
>>18566833
His friend is a part of his life. Ask him privately what he appreaciates about her and find out. Also let him know with respect that you think she's batshit insane and make him wonder if she's a truly good influence. Remember always it takes two to tango (a methaphor meaning that if there is a crazy one the one who is with him must have his reasons)
Is she attractive?