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>>18567676
/r9k/ or /b/ or some letters to people who dont read them get it off your chest thing if that still exists

>>18567676
Okay... glush here, you have my authorization. Greentext OP why you feel that way.

>>18567690
eh /b/ is all spam and /r9k/ would probably tell me to fuck off

but "off your chest" makes me think /r/offmychest might be a good idea

Tip: Just don't do it mate

P.S. Love you, bro

>>18567587
Why do you want to kill yourself anon? Also that sounds like a terrible plan desu and very inconsiderate towards the people who own the swimming pool and will find you. It is certain to scar them for life and they didnt do anything wrong. Also we love you anon.

>>18567613
I'm tall as fuck though
Anyway to incorporate strangulation.
Any deaths like that?

>>18567526
Run

Also
>niggas trying to stick me for my papers

>>18567526
>a girl stalked you

Awww, cute. Someone likes me.

>and used the police to try and arrest you if you didn't get back with her.

Fuck that shit. Leave a note with a solicitor, my family, and under my pillow stating that if I go missing or have an accident, it was all her.

>Spoiler: you kind of love her but haven't had contact in a while

I wouldn't love someone like that, I'd be thankful yet fearful that they are gone(?), worried that they are plotting because I don't know what they are up to.

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>>18567523
>Realize all of my problems will be fixed if I get a girlfriend
dude I'm a 21 yo desperate virgin but even I can still see this is absolute bullshit

>>18567607
Are you me though?

>>18567523
eh getting laid is just gonna add problems but I mean clearly finding that out for yourself needs to be your first step.

>>18567522
well.. are you a guy talking to a guy?

if yes: please GTFO gay faggot.

if no: then desu just off personal experience with talking to grils, if i wasn't that interested to begin with there probably isn't much she could do to renew interest without coming off as trying too hard or desperate. are you cute at least? that helps too.

>>18567540
It isnt gay to talk with other guys. I just need help keeping up conversations in general, not just those with romantic interests

>>18567522
treat him like u do with ur other friends
maybe offer or invite him to do something new and fun? a game?

You feel genuinly smarter, I am, genuinly smarter.

>>18567525
I like that, thanks for the smile, that was a cute comment

>>18567501
I had the same thing happen to me in college. I was so much smarter than a girl that sat next to me. I mean the girl was to be laughed at from the rock hard dumb stuff she couldn't figure out and I would always have to explain. Fucking bitch. One day tho, me being to smart I forgot an important homework, and the same kindhearted ho lend it to me to copy and saved my ass. I felt so bad about hating her for being "inferior" that look, now I'm in adv answering dummasses like you OP who ask a forum of anons on how to not to be arrogant morons. Basically, acknowledge that other people might have other good qualities even if they aren't that bright.

add okc

>>18567500
Craigslist if you enjoy being catfished
Tinder can be either
POF is dating only really

Fetlife.

Just avoid anyone that has a bunch of stupid memes on their page, has things like "in a pack" as their status, etc. I've bagged seven women in the past year from there, with four that are regular fucks.

>granted their ages are 53, 53, 26, and 44.

AshleyMadison is still pretty good too. Lots of escorts though.

>>18567485
Your level of insecurity right now is 3/10. Now I've been here in adv for a while and seen it reach 9 and sometimes 10/10. I've also seen it in real life where a person doesn't allow her SO to go out with friends because he might cheat so he has to play WOW with her al nights. My point is, what you have is natural. And you had sex with her LOTS of times so she likes you a LOT. don't beat yourself up over it too much.

>>18567485
How about stop worrying about shit that might happen and just be happy with what you've got you ungrateful little bitch? It's more than a lot of us have.

>>18567641
All right, that makes me feel better. I'm guessing I shouldn't mention this to her because it'd be easy to misconstrue. But at the same time I want to ask her if she doesn't think she jumped into this too fast.

>>18567652
I guess that's true, I'm just worried because I really really care about her and don't want to get my heart broken.

>>18567478
why so little money?

>>18567478
lentils, rice, beans

Get rice and dried beans. combining them will make a complete protine. Since it is summer you should be able to snag some free food to take care of your vegetable needs. Apple trees or berry bushes are prime examples. You can also eat dandelion greens which most people ignore. If you live in a big city and there is 0 vegetation in your area than hang out behind a little ceasers at closing time. They throw away all those hot n ready pizzas nobody buys. Not exactly healthy but it good calories.

Buy your fresh fruits and veges from a farmers market. Frozen veges are also a good alternative.

https://www.choosemyplate.gov/budget-recipes
https://www.choosemyplate.gov/budget-sample-two-week-menus

$40 is a lot unless you are feeding 5 people or some shit. I myself spend about $30 a month on groceries. If you can't do under $80 a month per person then you are fucked and should just stick to Mcdonalds.

>buy whatever vegetabels are cheap
>buy bulk rice and dried beans
>pork is often cheap (atleast where I live it is) as are ground chicken/turkey and offal meat (organs) are always good and cheap
>Look into learning to make bread. Its easier than you think

>>18567446
What is PE? Did the doctor explain to you how it helps?

>>18567740
Physical Education. Gym class. Very depressing because the other kids make fun of me for being fat and clumsy.

>>18567439
When I was a kid I took this stuff called "attend" based on a teacher's recommendation, and according to her it worked. It was sold at health stores over the counter.
I personally couldn't tell the difference (always got in trouble at that school anyways, fucking cunts now that I think about it).
I'm not sure if it still exists though, I only took it for a year. I was never diagnosed with anything though, and it wasn't considered a strong medicine.

ADHD diagnosed here. Let me give you my secret formula.

A) Build a habit. Habits are gonna be your backbone. Start work consistently. Sit in the same place, with the same chair, the same snack. Do it consistently for two or more weeks, even though it SUCKS. Just pull through. Build up associations, so you brain sees these cues and associates them with work. That makes it easier to get into a work mode.

B) Make it fun. Something that keeps your energy up but isn't too distracting. For me, it's music. For some other people it's audiobooks. For others, it's TV, though personally I find TV the worst distraction of all. Have something to fill the space while you work and keep from getting bored.

C) Make yourself accountable. Make it so people expect you to work or to provide a service or to have a paper on their desk by the afternoon. Guilt can be your friend, it can make you do something when nothing else will.

D) Give yourself immediate positive feedback and reward for a task completed or focus achieved for a good amount of time. This can be through 15 minutes of gaming or internet time (Set a timer! Do not let yourself get lost in it!) or through a to-do list and reward service like Habitica. ADHD craves immediate feedback and reward, use that to train yourself to do what you want to do.

P.S. Timers can be very helpful. You will work for X amount of time, you have Y minutes to complete a task. You have a break for Z minutes. They can trigger the "last minute hyperfocus rush" to complete a task. Give it a try. If it works, use the fuck out of it.

P.P.S. Keep a calendar and to-do list on your phone.

P.P.P.S. If you cannot make yourself work on something, work on something else that needs to be done so at least you are productuve while you are procrastinating

>>18567439
Develop your own rules or ideology
Ways to have quick, correct, organic cognitions
It helps cut out the noise of choice that gets our particular breed in a rut

>>18567438
Not socially acceptable.

>>18567438
go to hell faggot


oh shit did I type that aloud

I can tell you're a fucking cuck already if you're asking stupid questions like these

>>18567494

I'll take >>18567488 word for it, so I'll refrain, but my thoughts are more questions, like: Do pornstars have agents? Do they come up with their own stage names? What is the difference between a gyroplane and a helicopter?

Harmless shit like that. Most people can probably think to themselves but I can't.

Sounds like you have two options:

1) Go military/ROTC. I live in an area with a military base, and had a family member do it. honestly, while I'm 99% sure it sucks, the perks afterwards can be awesome. Where I work now, our janitor who gets paid like mininmum wage uses that plus his pension and is financially set for life.


2) student loans. If you're going into something that has any financial potential (basically anything but art history or "liberal arts"), you shouldn't worry. Hell, go into teaching and you get loan deferment/forgiveness.


2.5) Drop out and disappoint your family. Don't do this.

>>18567480

and by "any financial potential" I am not talking about just STEM. I'm a burned out engineer. There are many other careers that can both provide more intrinsic validation, and still pay a reasonable enough salary to get your loans paid off dude.

You may or may not have to consider moving after college to achieve this. If your extenuating circumstances are bad enough, you might already be thinking this. It's really not a huge life changing thing, to be honest.

>>18567480
>>18567527
Unfortunately I'm an art student. I do commissions/have a small business with it, make 300$ a week so far, and plan to expand into web/programming design and beyond, but I don't have the skill yet to go full professional. It's more of a side thing now. I can't really justify taking out loans for this--especially because I get the inkling I can actually teach myself some of these things.

The financial aid paid off almost everything and my own earnings helped a lot as well. I think the ineligibility may be easily rescinded in a year so it wouldn't really be *dropping out*, but even so I'd be 23 then. Maybe I can just tell my mom that next year I'd have to take out more loans, so I decided to go with the military to pay them off. Stupid, but she'd buy it.

Anyways, thanks for not shooting down my idea of joining the military. It is a little worrying because I don't know if I'd have enough time for myself--i.e., what if I don't have time to maintain my side art thing, or can't practice? I don't know what to think. It's like signing my youth away. Then again, it must be way better than just another stupid minimum wage job.

>>18567427
depends on the person
I know a girl who cheats on her bfs quite a bit and a bunch of others who completely stopped talking to me because they have bfs
and of course there are guys who do that too

>>18567427
what's disrespecting boundaries?

I'd never cheat but I'd fuck a girl with a boyfriend before I even knew if he was bigger than me or not.

Honestly, I respect you for doing that, OP. You're refusing to contribute to cheating or to cause a problem. Good on you.