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So I met this girl at work and started talking to her. We went to the movies last week and have another date for this week. I really like her and I think she also likes me (she was kinda the one that asked me if I wanted to go to the movies) but not too sure yet. So it turns out that sometimes she goes to Waffle House at like 1-2 am. with a male friend of hers that we will call M. who also is our coworker. She had told me that she sometimes likes to go to Waffle House in the middle of the night and so I texted her & I asked who she went with. And she told me she went with him. She asked me if I was jealous and I was like "Who? Me? Well maybe?" And she was like "it's M. So you are good". I then asked what she meant. She then said nothing , she said "wouldn't it be different if it was someone else and not M.?" I honestly did not know what to answer so I just said IDK. She then texted back asking if it would really bother me if she went with him tonight. I again did not know what to say so I said that as long as she was really honest that I would not have to worry then I guess I won't. Really did not want a confrontation, but in reality this really bothers me. He is apparently a really good friend of hers "like family" or whatever. I can't help feeling jealous and bothered by it though. After all it is really late at night. Should I keep asking her about this? Ask her maybe what he is to her and what she is to him. Or should I just leave it as two genuine friends. Should I ask him? Is she playing me? As a little background I've always been a bit socially awkward and so this is the first girl that im really dating at 19 so I have no idea how to handle any of this.

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HeyAnons, looking for some high-school level bullshit advice. We've been together for 4 and a half months, and she has barely touched my dick. Ive had sex in past relationships, but this is her first serious one and I'm trying to be understanding, but I'm getting antsy. Am I being a douche by not letting her take her time? Everytime we try to do anything sexual she just laughs and pushes me away, at first I just laughed it off but now it's annoying me. What should I do?

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I CAN'T FUCKING DISCONECT FROM MY SISTER
I can't stop smiling and feeling flamboyant on her presence

She is 15 years older than me
As a kid i saw her as a good place between those crazy fighting normies; and saw her as grandiose and all knowing
But now i see she is just a person
But when i'm around her, my tiny bit of masculinity and straightness goes away and i get flamboyant and submiss and sissy feeling and desire to be a trap and become like her
I can't help smiling when i get close to her like a dog that smiles when the owner arrives
It's a very disturbing feeling of not being able to help it no matter how i hate her
It is she that causes me not being straight and fearing women, i almos have panic attacks when just saying hi to one
She, and mom, those 2 abusively cuddleing women that blocked the masculinity out of me because they hate man
Plus making me hate my father which already was distant
I can't help it
I will probably end up spanking them and killing myself after, or being a full blown crazy assfucking fag
I can't find a pic to what i feel in relation to those 2 women, its like being coerced and having my skin pulled

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>3 year relationship
>break up with her

any advice? how do I get rid of this anxiety / sad

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All my male coworkers act really... Weird around me.

I can't explain it. As if they were all just talking about something and stop and notice when I walk by.

I don't think I'd be classified as a walking laughing stock or anything, so I'm just mildly curious.

Anyone have some insight?
Why the fuck do they act so oddly?

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>Be 25 year old virgin
>go on cam slut site
>meet girl from Columbia
>asks to see my cam, she likes what she sees
>been talking for a month
>always want to see me cum and haven't paid a single dime.
>she now wants me to come visit her in Columbia

I am honestly thinking about it. Should I really do it or am going to loose a kidney?

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I am an extreme introvert with a crippling fear of crowded places and dancing.

Gf wants me to go to a festival with her on sunday.

I never drink but I want to loosen up. Would it be a terrible idea to get a buzz before going or could things go horribly wrong?

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I'm in Canada

How much does it cost to get a post removed from TheDirty.com?
What's the best way to go about this?

Thx

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>Went through highschool as a loner type, last day of school I ate lunch alone
>college starts in a month
Can I change?
Do I even want to? The courses are going to be hard now...

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I've been friends with this girl for over a decade. We have been arguing a lot lately, mainly about two topics:

>Her relationship
She has been dating her boyfriend for 2+ years. He's great, by far the best guy she has ever dated.
She cheated on him and tried to get together with this new dude. When he rejected her, she magically realized that her boyfriend was the love of her life.
She constantly bitches about him with me, they argue all the time.
I am very disappointed by her behaviours and I distanced myself from her, she says that I have no right to be upset about this since I'm not involved.

>Her career/university
She wants to drop university for a year to work as a waitress abroad. She needs to pass 2 tests to graduate. If she leaves, she'd have to pay 5k€ of tuition for courses she's not going to attend, and graduate two years late.
She asked me an opinion about this and I told her it was a waste of time, money and energy. She says she's unhappy with her life right now, I told her that running away from her problems for 6 months will just postpone the problems she has here, and she should work on the things that make her unhappy, instead.
She got insanely mad at me.


Am I being unreasonable?

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>Be me
>Be dating grill, 8/10, really nice face and big ass
We date for a couple years and she blows up like a balloon.
>Was 130, now is 250
I was worried for a bit but her being a fatass actually turned me on. The other day she belched like a cow and i got rock solid.

I think im just fucked in the head, should I kms?
Pic related, that's how she acts and looks.

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Would it be okay to fake being Christian to find a gf?

I'm a 25 year old khv and I don't do drugs or drink or party. This was mostly due to being poor and a loser when I was younger, but I guess it's a part of my personality now.

I've tried online dating, but usually my only good matches are conservative/religious girls who usually state "I will only date a man of god" or something of that nature.

So, should I fake being a Jesus freak to get with these kinds of chicks or just wait out for a mythical girl who's both milquetoast and nonreligous?

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Haven't had a decent blowjob since breakup.. it gets to the point where I just tell girls I don't like BJs at all and it's not worth trying. Truthfully i loved my ex's blowjobs more than sex sometimes

How do I coach girls to give better head?

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I live with a room mate who also happens to be my family member. I went to work, came home and she had rearranged EVERYTHING in my room. She literally went through everything that was not locked and moved it or rearranged it in a way she felt suitable. She moved my expensive PC that I built, she moved my fucking bed, my clothes, my TV. She went through ALL the mail I had in my room. My boxes and anything else really. She touched everything.

Now here is how I reacted, I basically yelled and screamed at her and she refused to get out of my room. I honestly, didn't want to see or talk to her after I had seen what she had done. She refused to leave for about 15 mins while still reorganizing and touching my stuff. So I snatched something from her hand and motioned for her to leave my room and she did.

I put my room back how I had it and its back to normal. Luckily all my stuff looks like it is here but she did throw out some of my "old clothes" and boxes that she felt served no purpose.

Anyway, how would you have reacted? Keep in mind, I keep my room pretty clean compared to other guys in their mid twenties. I have friends who have moldy pasta bowls under the bed and dog hair everywhere. My room isn't like that. The most dirty part of my room is probably my gym laundry which I keep in a fucking hamper.

I am super fucking mad right now still. What should I even do? I don't think I can lock my door from the outside. As the knob only locks from the inside.

FUCK! I don't ever really get this mad. I fucking hate it when people disrespect my stuff. I honestly thought I was going to strike her. I was fuming.

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A while back I was working as an overnight truck driver in the midwest. One night I was nodding off on the way back to the yard and fell asleep with the cruise control on. I woke up to a big thump and didn't think to stop and check it out. I went home and after a couple days the buzz around the small town was someone hit and ran someone on a motorcycle. I didn't put 2 and 2 together until months afterward and now its been over a year.

It doesn't haunt me or anything but I feel like maybe I should turn myself in and hopefully explain that I just didn't put the incidents together and get a smaller sentence.

Should I turn myself in or consider this a blessing?