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High risk/ high reward 2016-07-20 23:03:35 Post No.17376822
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What are some things that are high risk/reward ? I need ideas.
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Autoeroticism
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>>17376822
Join ISIS.
dead=72 virgins
alive=badass with beard
winwin for me...
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>>17376822
Theft?
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I'm male and I wish I could be a lesbian 2016-07-20 23:00:59 Post No.17376814
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I'm male and I wish I could be a lesbian
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I'm into confident women with "masculine" tendencies who aren't all into that lady-like shit. Punk-rock girls who are edgy, athletic women who can deadlift 300lbs, but I still like them being "women", otherwise I'd just go gay.
But women like these are without fail, only into other women. It's a weird fantasy of mine to be a lesbian girl so I can get the love and romance from the people I want.
What should I do?
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Part of "being a lesbian" fantasy is also to just let all my emotion out. Say she like "I love you, I want to be with you forever". Just let that inner Disney-plot come out. Cause the moment you do this as a guy, you're instantly an over-emotional pussy beta who will drive a girl away- but a woman can do this no problem.
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>>17376814
Dude, isn't it obvious?
You wish you could be a lesbian female. Think about that for a moment.
Let it sink in.
What do you envision, as a lesbian, that your sex is going to be like? You want to fuck this masculine lesbian with toys? What if she wants to fuck you with toys? Ermmm??
Inb4 LGBT
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>>17376833
I was thinking sensual cuddling and dry humping really. Eating pussy is something I love doing
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Let's say you're in dire need of money, and risk going homeless and losing everything if you won't make enough.
What job do you do/apply for? You don't care if the pay is shit, or even if it's half the minimum wage. All that matters is that you get the money. Although, the job has to be legal, or at least not unethical.
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Carer at a old folks home.
Carer for retarded people.
Do every shift night and day.
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>>17376809
get your hustle on my nigga.
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>>17376809
Sounds like you need an education, op!
Apply to college, take out a massive amount of student loans, wire the money to an offshore account, move to Bangladesh where shit is dirt cheap, and play vidya for the rest of your life.
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This. Hustle your ass off my nigga, white-collar style.
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Bored and want to keep my mind off some stuff, I wanna do something with my hands, what are some things I can make, preferably with low cost.
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You can draw. Or just masturbate
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So something cheap, do with your hands, something you can make and can do when bored?
Hmm, have your tried jerking it till you make cum?
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Skat art.
It has been a year and I've decided I can't be without him. What do I do? He broke up with me and he's not the only one I want to be with but he is the person I want to be with the most. At the end of the day when everything is still and quiet, he's the only one I want to rest with. I know it's not common for women to chase men but I wouldn't mind chasing him with the risk of making myself look stupid if I know it's what I want/feel the need to do. Please help. I want to show up at his house and see him and be near him.
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Why did he broke up?
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>>17376757
If you're under the age of 25 you have no idea what makes someone qualified to be the only one you want to be with.
He doesn't want you. You're lonely. Get your head out of your ass and think about the big picture.
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i cheated on him with 2 of his friends, they told him about it. I screamed at him that it didnt matter and i would accuse him of rape if he left. But he did anyway
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Ok /adv/, I've been helping you for years, and this time I need YOUR help
I've chatted up with this girl on a dating site a couple of times over the past 2 weeks. We got some ok conversations and she seems decent, so I decide to ask her out. Then, she just gives me the cold shoulder.
I'm wondering if it might be something I said, so here goes:
>HER: I'm visiting family in CITY-A, and having a relaxed evening reading. How are you? Up to much this weekend?
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>ME: You have family there? I passed there briefly on a trip and it looked nice!
I've been cleaning up the house a bit today. I was planning to go to PARK tomorrow to take some pictures, but it looks like it'll be raining, so I'll probably postpone that.
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>HER: I grew up in CITY-A. My mothers side of the family are all here. Yeah we are not really getting much of a Summer this year
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>ME: Oh, so you only moved to CITY-B in the last few years? re: Summer, yeah, we had a really some really nice days in May and June, but it does look like it can only go down from that
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>HER: I moved to CITY-A when I started college. We usually get some sunny weather come September though.
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>ME: I'll be looking forward to that; I came to CITY-B around that time last year, and can remember having some nice sunny weeks
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>HER: We always have sunshine when the schools have taken back up and during the state exams in June.
But hopefully we get -some- sunshine between now and then.
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>ME: Hopefully :) I guess you'll be back to CITY-B tomorrow? In case you don't have plans for the afternoon yet, how do you feel about grabbing a bite?
Any thoughts on this? I really didn't expect that she'd just completely ignore me
If you have any tips on dating apps/sites I appreciate it
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/adv/ is slow today
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Tl;dr
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>>17376750
Dude, you're having small talk about the weather, you don't seem to be selling yourself as dating material. She probably only talked to you at all to be polite. Ffs
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My Nip gf has small tits. Would they ever grow (She's 19)? What can I do to make em' bigger? What do I feed her and shit? Serious answers please whether scientific or from personal experience
>pic is rando
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Flat is justice
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>>17376731
J U S T I C E
>>17376735
This guy knows what's up.
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>>17376758
Pls I want big tiddies to play with
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A wild animal stole my fucking tenga egg, what the fuck do I do lads?
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Hey, fuckers, this is a bona fide e-goddamn-mergency here, code alpha black money has been spent, repeat, shekels have been shed I require immediate backup
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>>17376751
Go to a grocery store, and stole some chicken eggs. Put them on your dick and smash them, then you can shout "we are finally even!"
But ce reals, idk go look for it near your house or in the forest or whereever you have left it.
are your sure it wasnt your neighbour?
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my neighbors are all old as shit, I hope to god they didn't steal that shit. I'm pretty sure it was an animal because I let the egg chill in the sun to warm up. Can you recommend any trapping techniques or legal animal control chemicals so I can return this property to its owner?
am I doomed to be but half a man and therefore repulsive to the opposite sex as long as I weigh 90 pounds and am comically accident- prone in the workplace?
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No. let puberty do its thing.
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>>17376692
90 lbs, what the fucking fuck. What are you? Benjamin Button?
How old, and tall are you?
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>>17376692
Getting tired, read "am I dommed to be buff man" and was confused when I read your weight.
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Hey /adv/ Im a 18 year old anon who has been having trouble with life, I am growing up in an age of idiots who all want censorship and the ban of free speech as well as the attack of straight white males as myself. Both my families came over seas around 1890s-1930s I am attacked for being white and honestly I am tired of the media glorifying mental health (trans people/special snowflakes) I have depression and anxiety from events i can talk about in this thread but anyway. How the fuck am I gonna lose my virginity or live a normal life in such an era?
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You could be less insane or less of a bigot.
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>>17376675
>less insane
yes, an excess of anxiety is the root cause.
>less of a bigot
This person feels as though his race and sex are being attacked by society. He probably has some mental health issues. We all do. Please explain why you feel justified calling him a bigot.
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>>17376675
OP isn't a bigot or insane, he's just a whiny moron with a victim complex like the people he hates.
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How to deal with the pressure to have a family? 2016-07-20 21:25:15 Post No.17376580
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How to deal with the pressure to have a family?
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I visited one of my cousins today. He and his wife (they got married last year) have just had their first child, (which is why I and my folks were visiting them). During the conversation we had, my cousin offhandedly pretty much told me that "You need to start hurrying up, or otherwise the only women left are ones with previous package (as in, kids)".
That comment made me feel horrible. It brought back the realization I have had that I will never have children and family of my own, due to multitude of reasons, chief among them being my total lack of ability at even socializing with women.
I feel like I have missed my chances already. For reference, my cousin and his wife have been together since they were like 16 (they are over 25, closer to 30 now) and I am 23, and I have never as much as held hands with a girl. In fact, among my 12 or so cousins, discounting 2 of them who are still preteens, I am the only one who has never had any sort of relationship. Most of my cousins had already become engaged at my age, as were my parents. My sister, who is 20, is already thinking about having children, and has had multiple boyfriends before.
My experience with women is practically zero, yet, the pressure to have family everywhere around me keeps increasing, and I don't fucking know what to do. I myself have already sorta come to terms with the fact that I will never have family and children of my own (though I'd like to have them), but I am afraid of stating that fact to anyone.
I mean, what's the point of even trying at this point, when the wast majority of girls of my age that aren't taken, are either complete whores, or single mothers (neither of whom I want nothing to do with)?
I don't know what the hell I should do.
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First and foremost, the pressure is imaginary. youare asking how to deal with it, and its literally something you dont have to deal with. you deal by simply living the life you enjoy living, regardless of what people say. no matter what life you live people are going to "pressure" you (re: make off handed comments) about what they think you should be doing.
having a wife and kids for the sake of having a wife and kids is arbitrary and dumb.
>all women my age are whores or single mothers
what? dude, you are 23 fucking years old. thats an awfully broad statement to make. i am 24 this sunday and cannot relate to that at all. there are plenty of normal sane women who simply arent racing to get married.
to the vast majority of people emotions actually matter. they may be ill understood, but the emotions are still an important facet of whether or not to marry someone. its not about just finding the first person who says 'yeah you look like you'd be bangable in twenty years'.
>i dont know what the hell i should do
work towards making a life you enjoy based on legitimate evidence and experimentation.
legitimate evidence comes from experiences you have had. you know you enjoy X so focusing on that will make you happy. you arent sure about Y, so you experiment. if you turn out to enjoy Y, then you now have legitimate evidence that this is something you should incorporate into your life.
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as for hte girls, you learn by doing. you need to approach women and see whats up. sounds to me like you are a bit on the nerd geek side, so i recommend checking out that scene. and yes, its a scene now. it was a lot easier to do then you think. I met a nice girl at an anime party. not a big looker, but shes thin, coudl pull off some make up, and is more talented than any normie girl I have ever met. She asked me out on a date.
across the room was another girl, literally only issue is that shes hella short if thats an issue for you. sweetest little latina who cosplays for fun and lvoes boys who do to. total quiet shy nice girl who just likes to have a sweet simple date.
that was at the FIRST anime meet up i went to. and pokemon GO has made it extremely easy to meet nerdy people ,even nerd girls.
figure out what you can improve, and what you have to settle for, and check out that market for a chemistry and personality connection
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I'm 25 and there are still girls that don't have kids
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How do I smoke pot without feeling anxious and moody when I wake the next day?
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Dont smoke pot, its legit bad for you.
t. daily stoner, quitting 'soon'
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>>17376554
Don't do it.
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>t. daily stoner, quitting 'soon'
Rigggght. Me too
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Found an injured baby bird 2016-07-20 21:09:04 Post No.17376526
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Found an injured baby bird
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>Came home from work
>Blackbird going insane, lost it's baby
>Found a cat underneath a car with a baby bird in it's paws
>Chased off the cat and retrieved the baby bird
>Injured, bloody, but not bleeding terribly bad. Seems to have a gash on it's back from the cat's claws.
>Display baby bird in my garden for the mother to retrieve it
>Mother gets near it but doesn't notice it, after a while gives up and flies away.
>So now i've got this little injured bird in a cardboard box (opened up) in my shed.
>I've fed it (lots, must've been really hungry) gave it water and tried to make it as comfortable as possible.
It's now 10PM so i'm gonna see if it survives the night.
If it does, what should I do? Should I keep it until it's able to fly or go to the vets?
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Nearest wildlife rehab center ASAP. That's the only answer if you want it to have a chance of surviving.
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Take it to a wildlife rescue where they are able to care for it properly. If there isn't one in your area then google how to care for one so you can give it a chance at life. That bird is a fighter to have survived that, I hope it makes it.
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I get these calls a lot. You should leave it out for the parent to find it. You said it flew away, but perhaps it was flying away to obtain food for the nestling. It doesn't matter that you've handled it, that is a myth. The parenting instinct in some songbirds is so strong, they have been observed feeding abandoned chicks that don't even belong to them (eg American Robin). Chances are, the injured bird will die, it's ok, it's not your fault.
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So I met this girl yesterday, she works at a certain company.
Me and my dad have a company and we needed the software this company sells and some technical assistance. So we went to their offices and, because of reasons I won't get into, we spent most of the day there, she was great, charismatic as fuck, hard worker, she helped us so much, she didn't even leave for lunch, she stayed there almost all day with us.
It's been months or maybe years since I feel this way about a girl before. I'm so amazed by her, she seems so perfect right now.
I want to write a letter by hand, telling her how much I apreciate all the hard work she did for us. Telling her to never give up, congratulating her for her attitute and all that stuff. Remmind her that she is the kind of person that customers will always praise.
I'm currently writing some tests for the letter and will buy some flowers, I'm thinking about taking them, along with the letter, to her office, say some words and then ask her out some other day.
Does this still work nowadays? Am I in for a big disappointment?
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Might work, might not. Only one way to find out ;)
I'd deliver the letter anonymously, to her boss if possible. That sounds like a compliment that could get her promoted.
Good luck!
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>>17376515
You're like the kind of person who goes to a restaurant and thinks the waitress is hitting on them aren't you?
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>>17376544
Pretty much this, OP. She was just doing her job.
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Hey /adv/, this is a weird one probably, but I'm in the process of finding a place to move out to and I've come to the realization that realtors almost always show houses while wearing shoes, to prospective buyers who are wearing shoes. Because I'm a crazy person, shoes in the house is something that really bothers me.
So I guess I'm wondering - are house floors usually "sanitized" in any way after a house/apartment is rented/sold? If not, what's the best way to clean dozens of square feet of carpet/wood/tile/basement floor quickly without doing damage to anything?
I know it's a stupid issue to have, but I want to be comfortable in my own place.
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Usually no. But you can rent a carpet cleaner for pretty cheap from some grocery stores. Like 50$ for the day cheap.
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>carpet
steam cleaner
>wood
swiffer
>tile
mop
>concrete
broom
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>>17376519
Sounds like it'll be a bit of a pre-moving in project, then. Thanks, I'll check that stuff out.