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Last night the girlfriend, well I guess ex girlfriend, hit me with a whole slew of communication issues that I just don't care enough.

Among them:
"You haven't even asked me about my exam"! You mean the one you told me how it went already and the results don't come out for another 3 months?

"You never once joined me to go look at open-houses when I was looking for a place!" For one, you never asked me to come along, and two, I'm not about to go inviting myself when I have work also..

"You always just ask how my day was! Never anything more!" You work in the clinic, it's the same thing everyday, same patients, same issues. If there was something special, I figure you'd tell me about it, not me having to ask 20 questions.

"You don't see me as often during the week like you used to!" When I have to drive 30min to your place, to spend maybe an hour with you, and drive back, at night with an early morning wake up? Yeah, I'll wait to see you at the end of the week

"Do you take everything as a joke??"

By the time we talk in the evening, half the time over the phone, im already exhausted from the day and want to go to bed. I genuinely care but I'm not about to play detective here..

Am I being rational here? Or an uncaring prick?
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It's impossible to say without knowing the type of person both of you are and the context of things that were said.

From the outside, I'd guess that you just didn't take the relationship seriously enough. When people complain about petty shit, a lot of the time they have a deeper reason as to why something bothers them.

She wasn't bothered you didn't ask about her shitty day in particular, I'd imagine she felt like you weren't putting in any effort to the relationship and you were letting it stagnate instead of being proactive.

Did you ever organise anything with her or did she do the work? If the idea of visiting someone for an hour then coming home again isn't pleasurable to you, you have to ask yourself "am I taking this relationship seriously?" and "is a relationship something I'm really able to commit to right now?"

let me know how you feel about these points because I may be off the mark.
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>>17378963

I literally know EXACTLY how you feel, last week I broke up with my girlfriend of three years because I couldn't take it anymore. It takes me thirty minutes to see her as well and I work from 6 in the morning until 10 at night and she still expects me to go see her, pay for her dinner, and listen to her talk for an hour to thirty minutes and then she gets tired and says goodbye.

Honestly do yourself a favor if you haven't and cut ties you'll be a lot happier. I'm still kinda depressed over things, but I feel my spirits lifting.
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>>17378963
She sounds like a normal chick and you sound like a normal dude.

The problem with that, is that you think normal dude behavior is acceptable to normal chicks. It's not, and that's why those kinds of gripes are very common. Relationships are give and take. There are times you have to set being a normal dude aside, and turn on female empathy. Do those things she called you out on. Similarly, there are times she has to scale back her female idiosyncrasies and understand that you need time and space to yourself, and to not nag you.

This seems like a simple case of two people who are young and largely inexperienced. It's not a huge deal unless you make it one. As you get more experienced and you grow older, you get better at navigating these sorts of problems. You get better at perceiving your partner's feelings, wishes and desires. So it's no longer a game of 20 questions, because you automatically know what you ought to do/say.

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How do I get over the fact that my girlfriend had two partners before me? I was a kissless virgin before her and she was in two long-term relationships. I'm 32 and she's 28.

I know it's unreasonable to feel this way and not something she can control or change. We have a great relationship too which makes these stupid feelings even more unrealistic and unfair.
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>>17378939
>dating a roastwhore
Pretty sure you wouldn't drink coffee from a cup that another man had put his dick in, so why are you kissing her?
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Deal whit it, simple as that. Im sure you might be a good guy but no one male or female goes 28 years whitout getting laid if they can help it. Nothing wrong whit being a virgin but its the truth son.
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>>17378939
>How do I get over the fact that my girlfriend had two partners before me?

By accepting the fact that she's a goddamned 28 year old woman and that it's perfectly fine to have had 2 sexual partners.

>I was a kissless virgin before her and she was in two long-term relationships.

If those relationships were so awesome, she'd still be in them and if being a virgin were a deal breaker, she wouldn't be with you.

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How do I open this /adv/?
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I drill a hole so I can drain the milk

After that, just beat it with something until it cracks open. Then you can scoop out that fleshy goodness.

Try /ck/ next time also, they might help quicker as well as provide some easy ideas what to make with it.
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Why don't you ask /ck/?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekPlm-O4DiU

i'm pretty sure i have a hemorrhoid

wat do?

should i see my doctor or just i wait for this shit to wear off?
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it doesn't go away on its own, yes go to a doctor
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>>17378917
how do you know?
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>>17378911
I have them too. I used Preparation H, but it only worked as long as I used it. They'd flare up again eventually after I stopped. If you're sung blood, make sure your family doesn't have a history of gastronomic problems, particularly cancer. You might want to see a gastroenterologist about it if yours does, just in case.

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One morning after calling in to work sick, I immediately rolled over and began banging the living shit out of the sleeping bitch that was laying next to me. What was that??? "Rape culture", right ladies?! Ooops! Looks like I'm busted! Since I'm guilty as charged, I might as well give you the details. Here's how it went down... It was off with the undies, on with the condom, then IN to the pussy. "SCUM OF THE EARTH", right ladies?! Yes ladies! I KNOW!!! After getting my rocks off, I started feeling somewhat sad and depressed, and no ladies, it wasn't because I was feeling guilty for raping my girlfriend in her sleep. Actually, that's the part that I'm proud of! I wear that like a badge! Here's the best part, she was also telling me not to stop! Can you believe that! She was literally encouraging rape!!! It's great to see women endorsing rape culture! After doing some thinking and introspecting, I found out that my negative vibe was based on the fact that outside of sex and intimacy, there's really nothing else I like about women. I noticed that my girl was enjoying me for how cool and entertaining she thought I was, while I was just enjoying her sexually and emotionally while thinking to myself, WHAT A BORING FUCKING CUNT! I must be honest, I was jealous of the fact that she was enjoying me not only as a sexual and romantic partner as well as an exciting pal, it seemed she was actually enjoying sex with me more than I was with her! On top of that, I wasn't having a blast with her like she was one of my buddies! For me to have a good time that doesn't involve sex, I'd have to hang out with my buddies. After doing some more thinking and introspecting, I started asking myself why I don't find women cool and fun to be around the way I find men cool and fun to be around, and boom!
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Nice wall of text that makes absolutely no sense.

You clearly have no idea what you want.
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Another revelation landed right before my eyes! I was then questioned by a female voice that went something like this: "Tell me, Professor Cos, are there any specific female traits, activities or characteristics that fascinate you?" That's a good question, I remarked! So after thinking long and hard about interesting things that a man can find only in a woman, meaning not things that women do by emulating men's swagger and characteristics, I came up with the following list: Shopping, shoes, fashion, hair, makeup, purses, gossip, romance novels, ballet dancing, women's magazines, daytime talk shows, pop culture, celebrities, flowers, chocolate, strawberries, baked goods, and babies. In other words, the answer was hell motherfucking no. I must say, even though talking about babies is boring, I do admire women, especially older ones who talk about babies. It's about the only thing of any substance that isn't trivial that women talk about when it comes to things that belong to the list of female specific pastimes and interests. I guess you can throw in sewing and cooking, and stuff like that. But again, nothing cool and captivating, nothing that makes me cancel the night out with my buddies so I can be part of the ladies only action. I then felt a sense of clarity, and the heavy feeling from being pressured into reluctantly worshiping women and treating them like equally interesting human beings just washed off of me like someone sprayed me with a pressure washer. After realizing that so many men, myself included were being guilted into conforming to society and following this scripted idea of engaging women and pretending to be interested in women for what women demand men to be interested in, I decided it was time to keep it real. Women seem to want unearned respect and adoration while having no self awareness, or any idea how to create themselves into women that men can genuinely respect and adore.
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Is this from a movie?

I have been traveling around a country for a month. I will soon return home, and I feel like I will miss it terribly as it is unlikely that I will return here. Is this normal? I have been traveling with other travel companions from my uni and they seem to be homesick/want to return home/miss the food from home/not like the country very much instead.
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>>17378883

You will always miss a place where you felt special, had new experiences, and like.

If you ever go back though the experience will be very different. You're in love with a first time, and you don't get another one of those.

And your traveling companions are pussies who will always whine about what they don't have. Look for some early divorces and financial ruin.
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>>17379275
>Look for some early divorces and financial ruin.
What?
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Bump again

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My brother smokes and my parents aren't doing anything about it, what's the best way to ruin his cigarettes other than directly destroying them? I'm thinking about taking a shit and coating the tip of each with my ass before wiping them putting them all back into the pack as if nothing happened.

What are worse things that won't be physically harmful?
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well that's perverted. what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>17378882
>What are worse things that won't be physically harmful?

Minding your own fucking business and let your brother start smoking and possibly quit smoking without your meddling.
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>>17378882
Are you 12?

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I want to sever my penis from my body. It is disgusting. It must go.
How do I numb it so the pain dosen't stop me?
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Numb the pain by severing your head instead.
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>>17378823
Why would you want to go down a thing like that?
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>>17378823
Let's all love Lain.

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Hey all,

So in the last two months I've been talking to this girl. We hit it off so well and well we're head over heels for each other. The only problem is I'm weirdly embarrassed about having a girlfriend. We're both newly 18 and I'm not embarrassed of her, I'm embarrassed of my family finding out and making fun of me. And of course, they won't, but I'm so shy to tell them and I can't figure out why. I guess it's something to do with the fact that I still feel really young and whatever, but it's bugging the hell out of me.

Have you guys got any advice?
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>>17378811

Assuming your parents are anything like mine, you'll dad won't care either way he'll just be happy he's son isn't sucking cock and presumably getting laid.

Your mother will either A) take her as thread or B) think she has a new buddy to joke around about girl things when ever she comes over.

In either way it's best to just tell them and jokes aside they will be happy for you regardless as long as she makes you happy.
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>>17378811
>I'm embarrassed of my family finding out and making fun of me.
>"hey look, our son has a gf now hahahha"
>"now he has a girl ahahhahaha gl on chain hahaah"
>"dad, bro, there is nothing wrong with having a gf"
>"HAHHAHAHHAHAHA"
>"are you both fucking gays?"
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Lmao, let them tease you. Youre getting pussy either way.

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Okay i need some advice regarding this :

>friend invites me to celebrate her birthday
>i just found out that she also invited one of the guys who has spent more than a year stalking me
>she also told him that I will be there. Somehow it didn't occur to her that this would be a bad idea.
>she didn't think to tell me that one of my stalkers would be there either until i asked who else was going
>this is one of the guys who used to harrass not just me but my friends and is part of a group that was going around asking people to try and get my personal details
>my friend insists that he has changed and is no longer the old person i know and really wants me to celebrate her birthday with her

I've told her that i have concerns with my safety over this but she insists it will be fine and nothing will happen. But she can't really do anything about it if he calls his stalker friends and a whole group of them secretly shows up to make a public spectacle or something.

Can anyone give me any advice about this?
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You sound a bit paranoid, but i dont know how severe this supposed stalking situation was.

Anyway, if youre actually concerned for your safety, dont go, or tell her to uninvite the guy, but that is probably much less likely to happen unless you two are good friends...
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>>17378822
Yea i pointed out the potential issues to her, but she just insisted that she has changed and nothing will happen.

She says she only invited her closest friends and really wants me to go. I'm not sure but i think she might have made some reservations somewhere, so that's another potential problem.
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>>17378837
*insisted that he has changed

It would appear that I've ran into quite a snag. So I have two cats, both of them are fantastic in their own respects, but I've come to the conclusion that I can't keep both of them. Money isn't the issue, but it doesn't seem like they are capable of living together.There are times when they can sleep together in the same room, but it always escalates to them fighting. One cat is very calm and super relaxed and lets me pet her forever and even wants to jump on my lap, but she is SUPER shy and gets scared of everything but I've only had her for two weeks. The other is super energetic comes when I call his name, playful but doesn't like to be held or touched for long and bites ALL the time, it doesn't help he knocks over everything and constantly meows but I love the guy, I've had him for two months. I wish I could keep them both but together they are causing more trouble than I'd imagine. I can't decide which to take back. I love the shy one because she's everything I wanted in a cat but she's so shy and usually hides most of the day, but I love the other one but his constant biting and ripping things to shreds is less than desirable. I feel like with time I can train them each to the point I want, but they also seem set in certain ways.

What would you do?
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Nothing?
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>>17378786
My cats fight and bicker regularly. Usually happens when I get a new one. But over time they get more normal with each other. Or one eventually establishes territorial dominance over a certain spot, and they don't fuck with each other anymore.

I don't see why you'd take one back.
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How did you introduce them? I would advise against giving up on one of them if you just threw them together without an introductory period. My sister moved in with me with her cat (I already have 2), and it took about 2 months for my alpha (she's a queen bitch) to take to her, but it was worth it to take it slowly.

http://www.humanesociety.org/animals/cats/tips/introducing_new_cat.html

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hey all, experienced "daddy" type dom here. at least i used to be. my new likely GF is a slave-type, and i need help with the dirty talk aspect. i'm asking here because she's new enough to kink that she can't quite articulate her desires.

she likes "filthy whore," and references to being used and controlled. she also suggested "stupid bitch," (which feels weird to say, because she's brilliant).

what is this, opposite day? the disciplinarian shit was natural to me-- i get to boss a woman around for my pleasure, so i could be completely truthful to my sub and how i feel about her and what i want her to do. this is different because i'm going to be saying things that i don't internalize.

i am enthusiastically down for this, just as i learned impact play by learning to understand the pleasure it gives my sub. i just need to learn more about degradation and what feelings submissives typically want evoked.

any materials or experience stories you could share that can help me navigate this? if you have experience and need clarification, please ask.

thanks!
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>>17378777
>i get to boss a woman around for my pleasure, so i could be completely truthful to my sub and how i feel about her and what i want her to do.

Then I would say you were less of a dom and more of an asshole.

Just treat her like you did your other subs.
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Make her pick your cotton
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>>17378777
"You're a dirty little slut, aren't you?"

"Who's a good little fuck toy" whilst your dick is in her mouth so she has to point to her self. That's pretty fun.

Just make her feel like she's a play thing, not a human. That works pretty well for me with my girl.

Of course, and I'm sure you know this, keep it to the sex.

>>17378836
Really though? Is being honest a bad thing? Is being an out and out dom a bad thing?

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This is gonna sound somewhat stupid but I sort of fell into one of those sex cam traps where they try to get nudes of you and blackmail you with it.

On the bright side, I'm pretty sure I never shown my face in the whole cam session. My skype has no real particulars about me too.

On the downside, she had my facebook, but I already had all the privacy settings cranked up to maximum even before this. So most they'd have would maybe be my profile pic and maybe my friends list. I have changed my profile pic and url.

I have since deactivated my account too

I last used twitter years ago but I deactivated it too anyways.

Personally I don't have any reputation that could warrant any humiliation that I could be afraid of, and I think the people around me wouldn't hate me for some nudes.

Am I safe?
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Worst case scenario you are going to end up on a pornsite.

Think they had time to copy your friend list?
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>>17378784
Few hours probably.

But if celebs can live through having nudes thrown around for the world to fap to, I think a nobody like me can stand something like that...probably.

What could they do? Message whomever they could get their hands on telling them they have nudes? It's not like there's really any value in nudes if the person doesn't care if others see it right?
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>>17378805

Sure. Just keep in mind that it might be a problem if you wish to enter a certain jobfield, should your name be linked to these pictures, and easy to find on the internet.

I would say just let it go, nothing you can do about it now.

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>gf of 2 years went out of the country for school for about 6 months ages ago
>was happy for her, didnt seem sad or upset or emotional at all
>she brings this up when I shed a few tears after we had dinner with my best friend of 15 years before he gets shipped off to the military
>is now mad cause she thinks I dont care about her at all

Is there anything I can do to salvage this? I'm not gonna lie, I love my bro more than my gf. I mean, the year amount doesn't even compare. Not that I don't love my gf though. I tell her all the time that I love her and I really do mean it. When I tried to explain to her though she just got more angry.
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>>17378714
all you can do is shut up. more discussion and she'll become more angry but know this she is pissed and you will pay though it is irrational. The world revolves around her so if you don't want to orbit get out.
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Your best friend is going to the military. Your reaction was reasonable and your gf is a bitch -.-
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>>17378714
It's risky, but if you don't want to sit through the storm you could try to make her feel bad for getting mad at you. Something like "I can't believe you would compare you going off to school to risking your life" or "You know that could've been on of the last times I said goodbye to him." Unless he joined the chairforce, that is.

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Ass hurts

Trying to improve posture
Ass hurts like hell

I fell on my ass like 3 years ago from like 3 feet right on my ass and it hurt like hell (Don't ask) went to the doctor and they said nothing was wrong

Why does my ass hurt so much? Specifically mu "tail bone" an I fucking sitting wrong?
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Ass cancer. Cancer of the ass.
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what exactly are you sitting on? if its too soft, be it the seat or the bed you lie on, you will be destroying your back.

have you been stretching? that might help you loosen those tight nerves, that and drinking plenty of liquid. gotta stay hydrated for it all to work
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>>17378708
Your ass shouldn't hurt, but your back should a bit. Are you using proper form? What exercises are you doing?

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