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so you finally found out the whole "test" thing is just a /fit/ meme. good for you. why dont you talk to your doc about your erectile dysfunction and how to treat it? after that stop inventing boogeymen for all the problems in your life.

>>17379895
Already did that, dipshit. Back 2 reddit you go.

>>17379901
you only wrote your test levels were normal, sorry i cant read your mind

Obviously wax and stuff. There are also apparently exercises that accentuate hips and butt. Ask the fags on /fit/. Face wise I guess is a makeup job only.

As for taking it in the butt? Probably a good idea to start off with your own fingers.

>>17379840
Put an add up on Craig's list.
>Sissy boy needs training.
Trust me you won't regret it,

>>17379847
Problem is I have a hard time getting anything in. I'll check out /fit/ for sure.

>>17379855
I can't even being to imagine what that would be like. Problem is that I might like to suck on dildos and stuff... But I'm still into females. So Its going to be challenging.

Chinese

Japanese if you're a weeb, otherwise Spanish. Spanish is pretty easy and can be pretty useful since a lot of people speak it. Japanese is pretty hard and it's only useful if you're interested in their entertainment and culture.

I don't know why anyone would want to learn ASL.

You live in Texas... spanish is a no-brainer.
In usefulness, spanish wins, you literally live in a state that is next to a Spanish speaking country, and there's a lot of immigration to Texas from the Mexican side, American sign language I figure is f-in useless.
In difficulty, Japanese is obviously the harder to learn, it's a completely different language, different etymology, vocabulary, etc. While Spanish is a germanic European language, just like English. It has very similar etymologies, similar words, etc. I don't know if American SL is hard to learn, but still, if i were you, I'd pick Spanish right off the bat.

yea hes dead

It depends on the jurisdiction, but depending on where you are and exactly what you did, it is possible. Could you tell us some more about what happened?

>>17379797
His microwave is broken, i told him to look at the panels inside while its turned on with the door open by jamming the latch. He said he'll go do it and hasn't replied since.

>>17379758
>raped

Your only solution is to rape her.

>>17379758
Become a feeder.
Fat people are jolly.

>>17379741
>first piratebay
>then kickass

just wait for the next big public tracker

bump for interest. No solution though

>>17379741
read this

https://torrentfreak.com/megaupload-2-0-to-launch-with-original-megaupload-user-database-160708/

>>17379674
If you could there would be a lot of parents being sued

>>17379674
Honestly OP, I'm not sure, but I am interested. Ask a lawyer and get back to us

>>17379674
Of course, you can file a civil suit against them (really only worth it if they have money). Or a criminal suit if the statute of limitations has not passed.

Maybe you just need smarter friends.

>>17379669
Just talk about trivial things. Like food, the city were you live, occupation, news...

>>17379675
Epic, now please give me an answer that could actually help me.

Yes, unfortunately.

Bright lights, like a phone, will prevent you from sleeping. Its the light, it tricks your brain into thinking it is day. Dimming does not help. When my phone broke, I went to bed without using it in bed. To my surprise, I was asleep in 15 minutes. I'm somewhat insomniac, so staying up past 1 am is normal for me. When I dont use my phone, I drop like a rock.
Looking at anything close for long periods of time (computer, phone) will weaken your distance eyesight over time, according to my optometrist.

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>>17379692
So no filter app works? I'm using one called Twilight right now (pic related), and it's supposed to be a solution to the problem of light being emitted from the phone. The description of the app itself says that "it filters the flux of blue light emitted by your phone or tablet after sunset and protects your eyes with a soft and pleasant red filter." But will that still not work?

>>17379713
Filters that decrease the blue light will help, at least in theory. I used flux for a long time, it does something similar but on the computer. In my experience, it did not help me sleep at all. The only time I noticed a difference was when I did not use my phone or computer before bed.

>>17379584
>Mixed feelings of sadness (obvious reasons) and happiness (they're good for each other and care for each other)
>Doesn't affect me too much at first, because like we agreed from the beginning,our friendship comes before anything else
>Life goes on, still hangout almost daily/nightly, talking about our/her depression/anxiety or normal stuff, same routine as before minus kissing or inappropriate touching
>My feelings for gf diminish further, she also becomes annoyed/wary of my friendship other girl
>Friend and guy friend begin dating, same feelings as before, legitimately happy for both of them, but still upset for the obvious reasons
>Feelings don't really ever go away for her, but they also don't grow
>Never actively/consciously think about them (feelings), even when hanging until 3 in the morning
>One night, we hangout, but instead of in my car like usual, at her house (never happened before)
>Plan was to originally watch T.V. and talk about stuff (it helps her a lot being able to talk about the shit on her mind in person)
>As usual, it gets extremely late, end up laying in her bed together (not touching or close, but still in the same bed under covers)
>Even then, not really thinking about my feelings or the things we've done in the past, just trying to be a friend to someone in need
>We turn the sadness into jokes, jokes into being mean, mean into wrestling/tickling
>One thing leads to another, we kiss and do more things (Not sex)
>Same feelings as when first kissed her, but multiplied by a million
>Feelsgood for being able to be close and kiss her again
>Feelsbad for both of us cheating on our significant others with each other, and for not being the good friend and stopping it when I should have
>Leave after, say this won't happen again (not in a mean way, just in a casual statement)
>Happens the next night
>Don't hangout or talk much the next few days
>My feelings for her amplify because of the two nights

>>17379600
go on

>>17379600
>Begin to get very depressed
>Cheated on gf, she cheated on her bf, my feelings for her can't go away, feel like a shitty friend, and she said she still has feelings for me too
>Start hanging out again as usual, mostly normal, but still can't get those two nights out of my head
>Makes things awkward for myself, start finding it harder to not actively think about it when with her
>Begin to feel really awful in general

I'm now stuck at a point where I don't really know what to do. I obviously don't want to stop hanging because we're best friends, and enjoy hanging out with each other and bitching to each other, but it also hurts sometimes knowing that we both have feelings for each other but aren't a thing or doing anything with it (other than cheating on our significant others, which I'm not cool with).

What do I do? Just try to force myself to move on? Deal with it and just wait for it to subside? Leave completely? Her and I have talked about it, and she doesn't regret those nights or the things said or done, and she doesn't seem to have let it affect our friendship.

>>17379521
None of that shit matters . Just do cardio if you don't have a gym, it will make you lose fat which will make you look leaner and bigger than just doing calisthenics all day.

>>17379526
im not fat btw im very skinny but im not like completely skinny fat.

>>17379521
>>17379526
Same guy. If you really want to lift , use the dumbells.

Shoulders - Flys, Shoulder Press
Chest - Flys, Chest Press
Traps - Shrugs
Triceps - I don't think skull crushers will work so try tricep pull down
Bicep - Curl, Hammer curl
Hamstring / quad - lunges (with dumbbell)
Calf - calf raise
General Legs * glut - goblet squats

>>17379451
Labels are an oversimplification. If i had to guess i would say bi. But you simply like what you like.

Power has always been the premise of sex

>>17379464
>Power has always been the premise of sex
I kinda just want to get off and then have someone that I find attractive with a non-shit personality. And cuddles. Lots of cuddles.

>>17379468
Literally every woman ever
>fuck me hard !
>now hug me

>>17379438
nah. He needs to grow up too.

If you let him move in with you he will stick around forever and neither of you will be able to full become independent.

Do yourself a favor and move out on your own. Yeah its gonna suck. yeah his feelings are gonna be hurt. But trust me you don't wanna come home from a long day of work to find you brother is not working, didn't do groceries,ate everything you had, and hogs all your stuff.

>>17379452
How should I react to when he starts cursing me out and acting really cold towards me?

>>17379478
ignore it. He is just being a baby. If you cave to everyone who whines about not getting their way the world will eat you alive.

>vanilla stuff doesnt interest me anymore
>I refuse to try getting into disgusting things because it's just wrong
Are you one of those people who think Jesus is watching them masturbate or something? Why is it "just wrong"?

Anyways, you can maybe find yourself a partner, I'm guessing you having none is also a reason why you can't fall asleep without rubbing one out. And try to find out why you can't relax/sleep without masturbating. That's clearly not normal.

>>17379389
when I can't think of what to schlick to, I just start doing it anyway, slowly and gently, and focus on the bodily sensations I'm getting, just enjoying the sensualness of it. sometimes I'll focus on a specific thing like how my skin tingles or how hot my pussy is getting. usually works pretty well.

>>17379406
>And try to find out why you can't relax/sleep without masturbating. That's clearly not normal.
eh, it's not optimal but I wouldn't call it abnormal. it's probably a habit for OP, and it's an easy one to get into. eventually you get to the point where you kind of expect to do it, so not doing it has the same effect as any other disruption in your bedtime schedule, namely that it's hard to sleep.

OP, do you use a vibrator? maybe it's time to treat yourself to a new toy.

Its a hard situation. Main reason most leave is a bad boss and he sounds bad. I would suggest at best trying to not take it personal, as hard as it is. People can be just asses as a trait.

If you can afford to, id suggest moving soon. Or go to HR about it. Good luck anon.

>>17379355
be assertive
if he replies in a sarcastic way stress the importance of clarification to prevent mistakes
tell him to be more clear if he wants you to be an efficient worker.
if he doesnt change after this, you should actually discuss how he makes you feel when he talks to you that way. he cant fire you for feeling a certain way.
if all else fails, find a new job

>>17379355

You're clearly being harassed because of your age and gender.

Tell HR that you are uncomfortable with him, and that you feel marginalized and debased. Say you're so upset you can't come in, but request either an immediate transfer, or take this as your resignation.

Then go to a lawyer.