Hi /adv/
I don't really know what I'm looking for on here, but I may as well give it a shot.
I'm very sick, I cannot work, my studies heavily suffered, and my life so far has been pretty miserable. Thanks to being sick, I can't even muscle through and make a nice life for myself. I would be stuck dependent on a family I don't like, in a town I hate, with people I don't love.
So when my health picked up a bit, I sold everything I had and left to go traveling wherever. On my way I would write my stories, and maybe I would have some sort of epiphany and come to my senses, or decide to call life quits and have had one last big adventure.
Well, I decided to call it quits. I have over 100 pages of reason to never go home. At some point over the next few days I'll take my permanent leave from life.
Like I said I don't know what I expect, but even some company would be nice.
>>17378707
Sorry to hear that anon. Please, find a way to distribute what you've written, if just for a record of you having existed. Thanks for sharing your story.
>>17378734
I hope I can. I tried not to put any names in the stories, to avoid shaming people and stuff
Why don't you tell me some of your stories /adv/? The ones that cut really deep, and that you don't forget.
A colleague of mine has nowhere to sleep and is crashing over for three days. I want her. She has a bf. How can I turn her into a lesbian?
Any straight women have tips that'd work on them?
>>17378688
have you forgotten she is in a relationship and have that challenge too? If she was single and available, as an OP pointed out the other day, most women have a lesbian experience or two or three and in her case her first was with a woman.
>>17378693
I read that thread, that hookah scenario was hot as fuck honestly, I thought about trying it
>>17378688
>she has a bf
>i want to fuck the shit out of her normal relantionship because i'm a degenerate selfish that doesn't give a flying fuck for my friend
People like you deserve to suffer for entire life and die in a painfully, slowly death ever seen.
I'm not sure what I'm looking for in life.
I'm chronically unhappy with what I have. I have memories of fleeting moments of happiness and I've tried to find a common connection between them but I can't seem to find anything in reality that maps to what I remember. I seem to sabotage my own joy with constant stipulations and fears.
I want a community, but I don't want to have expectations thrust upon me based on my past actions
I want job satisfaction but I don't want to take my hobbies and turn them into a chore
I want to spend my time bettering myself but I talk myself out of every option and instead favor staring at a monitor seeking something that doesn't exist
I try joining clubs, talking to people, and going out - but after 5 minutes I already hate the activity and feel worse for participating than I did staring in longingly
How do I figure out what will make me happy? I would risk my life pursuing happiness if I knew where it was, but I don't want to take a risk when I don't even know that I'm heading in the right direction.
>>17378641
>TFW you're the only thread that no one responds to
Is it that no one knows how to be happy?
>>17378641
It seens pic related is you right now.
Anyway, what you like to do? Generally, what we like to do makes we happy.
>>17378687
That's the problem... I really don't know. I'll think I want to do something, then I'll do it and decide I hate it. I always convince myself that what I have or what I'm doing is bad.
I used to play MMO's religiously as a way to pass the time, but I even found a way to make those miserable. In Mabinogi I would use glitches to place my character out of the map so no one could find me and I would just sit in the empty void, staring at my screen and wondering if I was ready to talk to anyone yet. I hit rank 1 music playing before magical music was invented because when you're sitting in the glitchy void there's nothing else to do other than pull out your lute.
I've tried joining martial arts dojos, I've tried making videogames, I've tried making websites, I've tried playing sports, I've tried drawing and art,... I always find a way to hate it.
My question isn't: what will make me happy? Obviously that's different for everyone.
My question is: how do you figure out what will make you happy? Is there a trick?
I'm thinking of buying a pocket pussy or onahole. Can someone redpill me on these things? Which ones are good? Which ones suck? Should I get a cheap one?
>>17378640
Don't own one, but everyone I've talked to who does says they're exciting for a day or two and then you just go back to your hand.
They look painful. I can't imagine whatever they're made of feels like skin or anything good. Hell from a distance they look like rubber.
>>17378643
This pretty much. The setup required is also a pain. You gotta get the thing warm, lube it up and clean it out afterwards. Not to mention its loud as fuck if you live with roommates or parents.
>be me
>be 21
>meet this 8/10 cute short grill
>have sex with this grill
>find out she has a BF, but also that he is abusive
>she has marks everywhere, he hit her many times.
>she wants my help to dump him
>he doesnt let her dump him, he is very klingy.
>Get to know a bit about this guy, he's a lost soul hanging in the wrong crowds and badly affected by it, the kind of guy that doesnt understand right from wrong.
>The guy finds out that I am helping his gf dumping him and gives me mixed signals about what he feels about it.
>Find out later that he is still going after this girl, while also finding out this girl has fallen madly in love with me, getting it confirmed from common friends.
>The grill has gone to the cops to make sure that her ex cant hurt her, but he still dont know about Us.
I dont really know how to go forward, i like the girl and she is madly in love with me, so its not a problem to get together, question would be if its worth it because of her crazy ex?
>>17378587
She's using you as an escape. She doesn't even have time to move on from her past relationship and just falls in love with you? Enjoy giving her a free ride and being left in the dust.
>>17378602
Who fucking cares m8, she is a human being in need of help, OP grow some balls and be what you were born to be, a fucking man. If you stick your dick in her or not is your choice but if she needs help then help her.
>>17378587
She is using you to get away from her current (or previous?) mistake, but sooner or later she will be craving for his cock.
No matter how much she may say she loves you now she will have a change of heart eventually.
Why? Because he gave her emotional highs and lows. Women love these emotional rollercoasters and if you don't provide these thrills then it's just a matter of time until she goes back to suck her ex off.
But then again only time will tell, and when you come back here to /adv and make a thread about your future break up I'll be here to say "I told you so".
Hey /adv/ I got into a fight earlier at my school which ended in me punching the guy and giving him a black eye. He has a somewhat huge amount of friends and I think they're going to beat me up tomorrow. HOW FUCKED AM I?
Time to change high school
>>17378583
Bring a gun with you. Doesn’t even have to be a real gun, just has to be terribly similar to one. You'll scare the shit outta them. If you can't, bring a knife.
OP here, I live in a 3rd world country so my school is filled with druggies and fucking gangsters. I have a decent amount of friends backing me up, Should I fight? Or I try to make peace and deal with them calling me gay and weak for the rest of my school years?
Dear men of /adv/
What made you fall head over heels with a girl?
Was it her behavior, the way she spoke to you, how she looked, or the way she made you feel...?
Let's say you already like a girl. You think she's really hot and cool.
What pushes your affection to the next level ?
drop dead cunt and ruin your own life instead of ruining another man's
>>17378578
stay mad bruh
>>17378573
Looks only get my attention, and they're not the only way to get my attention. To keep it, a girl has to be intelligent.
There is nothing more attractive to me than a girl that is clearly intelligent. A girl being pretty or hot makes me want to look at her (among other things), but it's seeing a girl's impressive intellect that makes me want to be with her.
feel hopeless and helpless
lost interest in friends, activities, and things you used to enjoy
feel tired very often
can’t concentrate or find that previously easy tasks are now difficult
can’t control negative thoughts, no matter how much I try
Find self mumbling under breath, instead of speaking
> Think i have been depressed for a year or so
How to I get over this bros?
Step 1: go to doctor
You don't "get over" depression. You need therapy.
>>17378548
This
You need professional help, anon
>>17378543
Medics will block your negative thoughts, go to doctor
I have a problem /adv/. With the recent immigration and terror attacks in Europe and being a European I am feeling very, very frustrated.
I cant do anything and lucky that my country has not been hit by this yet but knowing the eu is being swamped by these immigrants, our crime and rape stats induced by them being censored, and that I cant do anything is upsetting and infuriating.
How do I get over this? Its a real problem but i want to be able to emotionally move on.
>>17378536
Realize you're an idiot afraid of some immigrant boogeyman as if all immigrants were a hivemind out to hurt you
>>17378537
No that isnt what I mean. I know not all of them are bad peoplem but they, by and large have not shown to integrate and that despite what you said, simply due to quantity, they do pose a threat to europe.
I am not saying either to love or hate them. I am just angry how there are clear signs of criminal behaviour unique to them and yet we do nothing. It is a threat at my countries doorstep and potentially to my family.
>>17378546
How do you want people to integrate somewhere where they are not welcome. And what sort of immigrants are you even talking about? Where are you from?
Hey gus i want to start accutane within the next week (because my face looks like a pizza cross the moon) but i also have a sweet bush doof in October in which i plan to do some heavy drinking/drugs and sun soaking (completely fucking my accutane course) so should i just wait for my 20th in November to fix my face/life? PLz help. Pic related
>>17378472
no one gives a shit, wash your face once in a while
>>17378525
Sound advice. Truly knowledgeable
So you'd rather get smashed like a lowly faggot than get rid of gross pimples?
So there's this girl that wants to hangout with me at my house ALONE and watch GoT thing is she has a BF. I don't understand what does she even want from me? If she wants to watch movies with someone why the fuck doesn't she go and watch them with her BF?
>>17378468
She wants the D, wtf easy
>>17378468
She wants the D.
I suggest you refrain from fucking her, it will only prove you're someone who no integrity and she is just another cockgobbling whore.
Did she say the word 'alone' specifically?
How do I forgive myself?
I'll try to keep it brief: I used to be your autistic borderline neet/hikkikomori, had it not been because academic stuff had always been easy for me I wouldn't have made it to college.
After graduating I spend a couple years being useless until I decided to step my game up, forced me to socialize more, get a job, etc. shit has been going well but I can't forgive all the stupid shit I did back in the day, mostly in the way of how I treated people I actually cared about mostly because I didn't knew better.
I like the person I am now and where I'm going, but when I think of the past all I see is myself being an idiot towards people I was too lucky to meet, how do I forgive (or at least forget) about shit that happened so many years ago?
Well, it happened years ago. It's called regret.
Everybody regrets something. Whether it's something that makes us cringe in embarrassment or something that actually makes us sit and think, "wow, I fucked up". It's just life. We make mistakes and we learn from them. If you like who you are now, live in solace knowing that you're a changed person.
>>17378407
>how do I forgive (or at least forget) about shit that happened so many years ago
Are you sure you want to? You could try to channel your frustration with your past self towards becoming a better person. Make amends. Keep your mistakes in mind, so you never make the same ones again.
>>17378416
>>17378420
I have way too many regrets, basically I can't think back to the "good old days" because all I can think of is me being an asshole towards someone I cared about.
Is not a "wow I fucked up" is mostly a "fuck I was a douche 24/7 how the fuck did I even manage to have friends?"
So I'm trying to get my girlfriend into swinging so that way we can both fuck other people but she's still hesitant about it when it comes to sex she's pretty open-minded when its one-on-one ,I mean she's a fuckin freak in bed let's me play with her ass and everything . she even gives me anal once or twice a month. She's pretty cool she with masturbates to other girls is it the sharing thing that kind of throws her off. I was thinking about just getting her really drunk and really high at the same time and trying to convince one of her guy friends to run a train on her with me. Any suggestions
(Her picture)
>>17378399
So your going to make a perfectly fine woman, that most other men, would dream of having?, (loyal) in to a fucking whore? Just break up with her, im not helping here
>>17378399
Ugh, your gf looks like the type of girls that are into me.
>>17378402
See that's the thing though man she already is a whore, she's my whore it's not like that this isn't something that should be talked about with me it is she told me that she fantasize sometimes about being with two people at the same time are being with multiple people or seeing me have sex with someone else, and besides who says that horse can't be perfectly fine women too?
/adv/, last weekend my friend took me to her favorite bar, where she is a regular. I met some of her friends who go there a lot and I really liked the place and the people there. I feel like I too could be a regular there and have a good time.
HOWEVER, I do not actually drink. This is no problem if I go with my friend, I suppose, but would it be weird to go by myself?? I feel like it would be fine if I do become a regular, known quantity there, but how can I get to that point?
Uhm .. Just go there, drink what you want and talk to ppl .. Not exactly news there's teetotallers around and they too enjoy the company of others
>>17378345
You don't think it would be weird to be at a bar alone drinking a Coca-Cola? Part of the thing about not drinking is I'm not super accustomed to bars and how they operate.
I don't like to drink so when I go to a bar with friends or to parties I drink club soda with a lime in it. It looks like a drink, no one will think I look out of place.
So hang out with shy girl a few months ago when I studied abroad in Australia. She's cool but seemed really shy around me. Before I left she was giving off the standard signs, laughing at my dumb jokes, amped up the touching, asked me for my jacket, and then suggested how I should take her to a specific restaurant sometime.
She's coming to the states in a week for study abroad, I texted her a few days ago and she instantly mentioned when she's coming back and down to hangout. Said something about how we should go drinking sometime.
What do next. I've been a cavedwelling nerd for the last year because of school and work. I'm like me when I was in High school in terms of asking out girls.
Should I say something like you should come by and I'll take you out to the x places? Do I just be up front about it and ask her out?
Only problem is if I totally misread the signs and she just sees me as a friend and then the word trickles into my mutual friend's ears. Shit might be awk.
Pic semi-related. Ramen is my side ho
>>17378319
Ask yourself this, do you really want another female "friend", just ask her to go on a date and if you dont, ask her to go sight seeing, then kiss her in the end so she knows, you might get lucky, i mean its like, stop being scared of rejection
>>17378327
Plus if it fucks up, you wont see her, ever again